You Are My Rare Passion
Chapter 1027 Really Poisonous!
"Mom, let me tell you a joke!" Speaking of big and small, the little sapling suddenly thought of a joke, put his arms around Ye Xingbei's neck and said: "I saw it on TV yesterday, a fat brother said He said, a man took his girlfriend to eat lobster, he wanted to eat the small one, his girlfriend wanted to eat the big one, he was very dissatisfied, so in front of many people, he aggressively said to her girlfriend, What's wrong with Xiao? What's wrong with Xiao? Xiao can't satisfy you anymore? After he murdered his girlfriend, many people looked at him and looked down on him!"
Ye Xingbei: "...!"
She slammed the little sapling's mouth tightly, and said in a broken voice, "Son, please don't tell jokes to others in the future, okay?"
The little tree seedling's eyes were wide open, and he pulled Ye Xingbei's hand covering his mouth, looked at Ye Xingbei suspiciously and asked, "What's wrong with mom? Isn't it funny?"
"..." Ye Xingbei was speechless.
Is it funny?
Where is the joke, son!
She only felt the embarrassment coming to her face!
"I think it's funny!" The little tree seedling tilted her head and looked at her and said, "Large lobsters are more expensive than crayfish. Men must be stingy or have no money. They are reluctant to invite his girlfriend to eat big lobsters. Even crayfish can satisfy her." His girlfriend, of course, is delicious, so the other guests in the restaurant despise him because he lied to his girlfriend!"
Speaking of this, the little tree seedling looked at Gu Junzhu happily: "My father has money, and he can eat big lobsters for my mother. My father is the best, and I will definitely satisfy my mother!"
Ye Xingbei burst into tears.
I beg my son, don't say any more!
Gu Junzhu endured a lot of hard work with a smile, and shrugged his shoulders, "Yes, our little tree seedling is right, dad is the best!"
"Really!" Xiaoshu Miao'er opened her arms and threw herself into Gu Junzhu's arms, kissed Gu Junyi, and said beautifully: "Sure enough, we men have the same brain circuit, and women can't appreciate Xiaoshu's jokes. "
Ye Xingbei burst into tears.
Her son is toxic.
Really poisonous!
The car door opened, and Gu Chi bowed and saluted: "Young Master, Young Madam, we are here."
Gu Junzhu got out of the car with the little sapling in his arms, and put the little sapling on the ground. The little sapling looked at the scenery in front of him and was shocked, "Wow! It's so beautiful!"
Gu Junzhu covered Ye Xingbei's eyes with his hand, and took her hand to get out of the car with the other hand.
Being blocked by Gu Junzhu's eyes, Ye Xingbei just relieved her embarrassment of wanting to find a crack in the ground, and asked casually, "What is it? So mysterious?"
"You'll know later," Gu Junzhu covered Ye Xingbei's eyes, walked her forward for several tens of meters, and then let go of the hand covering her eyes, "You can open your eyes. "
Ye Xingbei slowly opened his eyes.
As her eyes slowly opened, a sea of flowers appeared in front of her eyes.
The light blue flowers are fluctuating slightly with the night wind. There seems to be a faint fluorescence on the flowers, which flickers on and off in the night, like stars falling from the sky, beautiful like a dream.
After staring blankly for a long time, Ye Xingbei murmured, "It's so beautiful!"
"Of course," Gu Junzhu smiled slightly, "It's called Star Grass. It only blooms at night, and the flowers will close during the day. The only large-scale starry grass field, the magnificent scene in front of you at this moment is the only one in the capital, and others don't have such a blessing!"
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