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Wu Yue felt bad after hearing this, and looked at him with a dark face: "With your body, you can send me up with one punch, what do I dare to do to you?"

A look of regret appeared on Yuan Langjun's face: "That's such a pity. I thought I would have a chance to fight back."

Wu Yue looked at him with a look of disgust: "It's obvious that you have bad intentions towards me, you are shameless."

Yuan Lang chuckled, then looked at her: "How about..."

"Boss, do you really want to do this to me? Am I not your favorite tiger?"

Teng Qian looked at Yuan Lang with a confused expression on his face, his eyes full of resentment.

Although he had cheated a lot, wouldn't he want to lose face if he told the little female something?

At times like this, there is never a shortage of tricksters.

The honest and honest Tengkun was caught off guard and said, "My brother found these salt crystals when he was taking a poop."

He looked proud as he spoke.

Teng Qian, who was beside him with sadness, suddenly felt bad. Damn it, could he return this kind of brother?

Thinking that the salt crystal in her hand was thrown by Teng Qian just now, Wu Yue threw it out reflexively.

Then seeing Teng Qian's resentful look, he laughed a little awkwardly: "Well, can't you tell the difference only by tasting it?

you..."

Why does it have anything to do with pooping?

"When I was young, my brother squatted in pits for too long, so his buttocks were injured, and sometimes the wounds would open.

There was nothing to wipe your butt here, so my brother asked me to pick up stones for him, and I casually gave him this crystal.

Unexpectedly, he jumped up with a cry, as if he was in pain."

Wu Yue looked at Teng Qian with great admiration: "I didn't expect you to love your brother so much. If this was my brother, he would have been beaten to death long ago."

Teng Qian looked at Wu Yue with a moved face: "Finally someone understands me."

Wu Yue looked at Teng Qian with a sigh on her face and said, "I never thought that a powerful orc warrior would also suffer from hemorrhoids."

"Hemorrhoids? You mean Tenggan's buttocks bleeds?" Yuan Lang asked.

Wu Yue nodded, and then said with some emotion: "Yes, I just didn't expect that orc warriors would also get hemorrhoids."

Teng Gan haha, it’s good that I didn’t say I had a sore on my mouth.

"So Tenggan, you found out that the wound was from a salt crystal because it hurt from being stung?"

Teng Qian: "..."

If we don't say it out loud, we can still be friends.

"In order to prove that this is salt crystal, my brother even tasted it!"

Tengkun shouldn't be too proud. Being able to discover salt crystals is a huge contribution to the entire Snow Tiger tribe.

Wu Yue looked at Teng Qian in shock: "You are so... so great."

What the hell, you just finished wiping your ass with a spar, how did you manage to pick up another one and lick it?

As if they had thought of this, Yuan Lang and Teng Kun's expressions were also somewhat meaningful...

Teng Qian looked up at the top of the cave at a 45-degree angle with a resentful look on his face.

I get hurt when you fall in love, let me pretend to be your dog food, and I will take all the blame.

When will there be two beautiful women to heal all my wounds? Don't ask why two, because they are serious injuries.

Although the discovery process is somewhat unspeakable, this must be a precious item that can benefit the entire Snow Tiger tribe.