World of beasts with system
Chapter 171 Eat too much shit?
What is god-like sleep? Wu Yue feels that she is definitely the one who has the most say now.
I slept until dawn, and there were no monsters or monsters in my dreams.
I was full of energy and happy, but when I opened my eyes, I almost wanted to curse.
"Qingcao, what are you doing silently sitting next to my straw nest so early in the morning?"
I'm scared to death!
Qingcao looked at her with a resentful look: "You have the nerve to say that you didn't come to see me when you came back yesterday. Is there another tiger outside?"
As Wu Yue sat up, she squinted her eyes and despised this guy: "Don't you smell the fragrance of a single dog emanating from my body now?"
Qingcao was startled when he heard this, then he came up and sniffed it several times: "No, but you smell quite good."
After saying that, his eyes lit up: "Is this good smell the fragrance of a single dog?"
Wu Yue: "..."
How should I answer your question?
Seeing her silence, Qingcao shamelessly touched her again: "Tell me, I smell like wild vegetables that have been left out for a long time."
The corner of Wu Yue's mouth twitched, yes, it was called bad taste!
"I just took a shower yesterday."
She felt that if she didn't say anything, Qingcao would start researching mixing perfumes.
Sure enough, this guy frowned fiercely when he heard this: "Let's take a shower..."
So, what’s going on with that expression on your face that looks like you’re about to be slapped on the head?
By the way, big cats who are afraid of water take a bath every day, but pure humans like you get angry whenever you hear about taking a bath.
"Isn't it good to take a shower? We sweat every day while working. If we don't clean it for a long time, we will smell strange. Of course it won't smell good."
Wu Yue rolled her eyes, and suddenly approached Qing Cao and said with a vulgar expression: "Think about it, why do all the orc warriors like female orcs?
Not only because they are powerful, but also because they are fragrant."
After saying that, he raised his arm and brought it to his nose on the grass: "Smell it."
The green grass took two breaths intoxicatedly, and his eyes suddenly widened: "It smells so good!"
Wu Yue grabbed her own arm again and was about to move closer, but she encountered strong resistance from someone: "Forget it."
That expression couldn't be more disgusting.
Wu Yue: "..."
So, you despise yourself, you despise yourself like shit, and you still hope that the sweet-smelling orc warrior will like you, a rotten pure human female?
The smell alone is enough to feed an orc warrior with a keen sense of smell.
He looked at her with an expression of disgust: "You can't stand it yourself, how can an orc with a keen sense of smell be able to stand it?"
Qingcao’s face is full of shit!
Why didn't she think of this?
He decisively took Wu Yue's arm and said, "Can you accompany me?"
After saying that, the star eyes instantly moved to Wu Yue's head: "By the way, help me make my hair like this."
As he spoke, he plucked his dry and frizzy hair a few times: "The straw bed is comfortable before I go to sleep."
Wu Yue happened to be going to the river to fetch water to wash up, so she agreed to come.
The two were about to go out when the door was kicked open with great force, making a huge collision sound that made people feel like the hay above their heads was about to fall.
Qingcao was startled, and the tall figure instantly hid behind Wu Yue like a little chicken.
Wu Yue's expression suddenly darkened, and she looked at the familiar strong figure at the door with cold eyes: "You ate too much shit this morning!"
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