What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"The Heaven and Earth Diffraction Technique is indeed extremely extraordinary, but if you can't even understand it, how can you deduce it? And this piercing eye can be used to assist it..."

"In this way, for a fortune teller, sharp eyes must be useful, so it doesn't mean that I take advantage of him, let alone owe him favors."

Um……

I'm really smart!

At this moment, Qi Zixiao suddenly felt this feeling in his heart.

What?

How to cultivate sharp eyes?

Isn't it clearly described on TV? Throw it into the alchemy furnace and refine it with Samadhi real fire! ! !

What should I do if I die?

That has nothing to do with us, we just told him how to cultivate, who knew he would practice himself to death?

Where did you learn this sharp eye?

Let's not mention whether anyone will ask us this question, let's just ask... Didn't you say that we got the "General Outline of Taoism in the World"? !

Since it is the general outline of Taoism in the world, why not record some spells and so on that you don't know?

Doesn't this echo from beginning to end?

It's none of our business if you practice it to death, after all, we didn't invent the piercing eyes, did we?

After thinking through all this, Her Royal Highness instantly relieved her headache, lay on the sofa, and watched TV with a smile.

Even after seeing half of it, I still felt unsatisfied, so I went outside to buy a whole box of happy water, and of course... meals are also indispensable.

Cook?

Sorry, Her Royal Highness can't cook.

...

Traveling through again, both Lin Fan and Qi Zixiao returned to their true self.

Looking at the familiar environment in front of him, Lin Fan calmly took a sip...

"Happy water?!??"

Lin Fan was a little confused, why was his movement so natural and skillful? It seems that it is about to be delivered to the mouth... so the tiger girls are preparing to drink before crossing, right?

Thinking of this, Lin Fan's complexion was a little strange.

Now there is a problem.

Do we and that tiger bitch count as an indirect kiss?

If it counts...it doesn't seem to be justified? This is obviously kissing yourself! Say it doesn't count, doesn't it seem right?

"..."

"and……"

Is it a kiss? The answer to this question has not yet been obtained, but Lin Fan's forehead and vest are already covered with cold sweat.

"My mother, what the hell are you wearing?!!!"

This navel dress, these ultra-short leather pants...

Also, this room is full of... what the hell are all kinds of women's clothing? ! !

Sailor suit? ? ?

Urban beauty? ? ?

And what is that golden phoenix robe?

Wait, this black one, and its smooth texture, could it be...

black silk? !

Fuck! ! ! ! !

Lin Fan was in a daze!

"So, not only do I have a lot of girls' clothes at home, but I also wear women's clothes?!"

Looking at the whole box of happy water, it is obvious that this tiger girl has been out before!

So when she goes out, is she wearing women's or men's clothing? !

At this moment, Lin Fan almost suffocated!

He even thought of a scene, that is, he went out for a stroll in women's clothing, and nearby passers-by, residents, etc., pointed and pointed.

"Look, there's a pervert over there!"

"Where? Oh~~~~ That's not necessarily a pervert, it is said that many young people like women's clothing now..."

"Tsk tsk tsk, what else is there? It's really not old-fashioned!"

"The world is going down!"

"Don't dare to look, don't dare to look, it's really hot eyes!"

Lin Fan: "..."

Crazy!

Thinking of these scenes, he felt breathless...

After finally taking a deep breath, I came to the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror. Is it not a woman's clothing?

But don't tell me, at first glance, it looks pretty good?

"The skin is fair enough, delicate enough, and the facial features are exquisite... If the chest is good, the hair is longer, and some makeup is added, it seems to be really good..."

"Pooh!"

"What am I thinking, Nima?"

Lin Fan almost gave himself a big slap in the face.

"How could I have such an idea?"

"Hey... quickly change it back!!!"

...

Busy for a while, put away all kinds of women's clothing, open the "special message channel" (new mobile phone video)...

Qi Zixiao left a very short video.

"Half of what you arranged is done, and I will handle the other half next time, so you don't need to intervene."

Then?

Gone!

Um……

Her Royal Highness is so strong, what's the big deal? We will definitely solve it for you, you don’t have to worry about it at all~

What? Having trouble?

I won't tell you if I run into trouble, we still have to solve it ourselves.

"So this tiger girl... really has a strong attribute of being arrogant."

"But why are you wearing women's clothing? Why?!! Uh..."

"It seems that she is a woman, and there is nothing wrong with wearing women's clothes? But the key is my body, I am a man!"

"More importantly, won't she always wear women's clothes when she goes out in the future?"

Then the others don't think of themselves as women's bigwigs? ! ! !

"and……"

hiss! ! !

Lin Fan took a deep breath, opened the payment software to check the balance, and found that the original balance was more than 50,000, but now there are only more than 30,000, less than 40,000.

I wanted to get mad at first, but then I thought about it, this money was originally earned by arresting wanted criminals, even if it was my own body, I could only share half of it at most, right?

So we really can't say anything about her?

"..."

"Headache, but..."

Returning to the living room again, Lin Fan saw a pile of Ruanmei coins piled up next to the TV by Qi Zixiao, totaling 100,000 yuan.

Apparently, although Lin Fan taught her what Ruanmeibi is, it is still easier to use mobile payment.

And she doesn't know how to save it in the bank, so she can only pile it here.

Even Lin Fan could imagine that she definitely wanted to put the money into the phone, but her tsundere personality didn't allow her to do so, so she didn't say anything.

"But why one hundred thousand?"

"Could it be to commend, become a crime killer or something, and catch another wanted criminal along the way?"

"Okay, I'd better watch the news..."

This kind of commendation meeting must be on the news.

Lin Fan searched online, and quickly understood why it was 100,000 yuan.

At the same time, he also found that he was not as popular as he imagined...

Simply put, everyone is very busy!

From another perspective, this is an era of entertainment first.

People would be very happy to see the existence of "food predators", but they don't want to care about "criminal killers".

If this 'crime buster' dies while fighting crime, maybe he will receive a lot of 'comfort and obituary', but you are alive and well, and you got a bonus?

Sorry, most people don't bother to talk to you!

So the heat is not as high as expected.

"Maybe this is the only good news this time?"

Lin Fan sighed quietly: "Fortunately, I brought back some good news myself."