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Mission time limit: 11 hours and 14 minutes.

Thor was locked in a small room. He lowered his head and exuded a deathly, desperate temperament. Drops of cold rain dripped from his hair, and there was mud everywhere on his body and face.

He has never been so embarrassed.

From the inside out.

Zhang Ming is right next door to Thor, directing the SHIELD staff during construction.

"Get a ball. The hammer is in the middle. Calculate the angle and it must be in the middle." Zhang Ming wore a yellow safety helmet. Under his command, a ball with a diameter of one meter gradually formed around Thor's hammer.

Plastic ball.

Except for the exposed hammer handle, the entire hammer is wrapped in a ball. The staff uses equipment to polish and polish the plastic ball, and coat it with a layer of lubricating grease.

The ground carrying the plastic balls is also polished into an arc.

The plastic ball was lying in the curved hole, and Zhang Ming asked the staff to dig a deep hole next to it. At this point, Zhang Ming's preparations were finally completed.

Olivia, who was squatting in the corner boredly, saw that the construction was completed and ran over excitedly, holding the hammer handle and exerting force with both hands at the same time.

"Still can't lift it." She tried pushing again, but it didn't move at all.

"Of course it can't be pushed. The broken hammer is still in the core. Go talk to Coulson and ask him to call the stupid guy in the next room over and give us a little private space without being disturbed."

After a while, Thor followed Olivia and walked slowly over, like a walking corpse, while all the agents around him withdrew.

He saw Zhang Ming and recognized him as the "generous gentleman" who invited him to drink today. However, he was really in no mood to greet Zhang Ming and stood there in a daze.

Zhang Ming didn't speak to Sol, took off his helmet, threw it aside, grabbed the handle of the hammer with both hands, and suddenly exerted force, and subtle lightning flashes suddenly appeared on his body.

Thor, who seemed to have lost his soul, saw the lightning and his eyes were as big as an ox's. He looked at Zhang Ming and then at Meow Hammer, feeling as if he was wearing a green helmet...

"Don't think blindly, I'm not interested in your hammer." Zhang Ming let go of the hammer.

Although the rainstorm had stopped, the air was still very humid. The electric current generated by love surrounded Zhang Ming. Sol felt that his hairs stood up slightly, and there was a vague numbing feeling on his skin.

Olivia, who was standing behind Zhang Ming, felt her skin was numb and numb to the touch, with a few tingles on her skin. Her eyes lit up immediately, and there was a slight change in her eyes when she looked at Zhang Ming.

Zhang Ming didn't notice this. Now all his attention is on Thor. "I didn't lift Mjolnir, but like you, I have the power of thunder and lightning."

"You know me?" Sol asked in surprise.

"I know a lot." Zhang Ming made a gesture of invitation, "You can try again."

Thor hesitated for a few seconds, then walked over bravely and held the Meow Hammer again. But there was no change in the outcome.

"I can't, I can't do it." Saul stood there dejectedly.

Zhang Ming pointed to the big pit next to him, "Hold the hammer handle, enter the pit little by little, and try again."

"I..." Sol held the handle of the hammer and as soon as he took a step, he noticed a difference.

Meow Meow Hammer moved!!!

Of course the hammer can move, but the reason why it can't be lifted is because of Odin's restriction on it, not because of the weight. Just now, Zhang Ming asked the staff of SHIELD to do precise calculations and place the hammer accurately on the plastic ball.

central location.

Dragging and picking it up is impossible, but at a certain angle and without involving rotation of the center of gravity, there is no problem.

After all, the hammer is only relatively stationary. If Odin's restriction can really keep the hammer absolutely stationary, then either the hammer will fly around the earth, or the earth's autobiography and revolution will be forcibly stopped.

As Sol walked into the pit, the plastic ball rotated and the angle of the hammer also changed. Finally, when Sol walked to the bottom of the pit, the hammer was "raised" by him with one hand.

"I lifted it up." Thor crawled out of the pit, "But this method of self-deception is of no use. My father has not forgiven me, and my divine power has been taken away."

Depression index: +10, currently 110.

Zhang Ming cursed in his heart, walked over, grabbed Sol's shoulders, and recalled the chicken soup for the soul that he had just seen. "Why is it useless! Think about it carefully, from being unable to lift it to lifting it, you find that

What's the point?"

Thor, who became a mortal, couldn't get away from Zhang Ming for a while. He thought for a while and said: "I don't have the power to use a hammer, so... just play with a ball from now on?"

Zhang Ming resisted the urge to kick him, and continued to maintain a smile that filled his soul, "No, think about it again, taste it, taste it carefully."

"You want to say..."

Thor stared at Meowth Hammer, the expression on his face gradually became serious.

"If you don't lift it, get out?"

"screw you!"

Zhang Ming pushed Sol aside. He is still a minor. Could you please be more careful what you say?

Thor's feet went weak and he fell into the mud. This moment seemed to drive his fragile nerves to a dead end. He got up, roared, and raised his fist angrily at Zhang Ming.

Even without his divine power, Thor's hundreds of years of fighting experience in other worlds were still there. Zhang Ming was accidentally hit in the stomach by him. In his rage, his strength was frightening. The pain was so painful that Zhang Ming almost lost his bile.

Spit it out.

Zhang Ming was also angry. He racked his brains to comfort someone for the first time, but he was still a rough guy. Forget it, the other party not only didn't appreciate it, but also slapped him in the face.

The two men beat each other wildly. Zhang Ming used editing to erase the areas that hurt too much and left the areas that didn't hurt alone.

Due to the cheating of the editing, Sol fell to the mud first. He gasped for breath, and it took a long time before he spoke again.

"I'm not a fool, I know you want me to look at the problem from a different angle." Sol lay in the mud, his blond hair turning black.

"But I am Thor Odinson, the heir of Asgard and the future King of Gods. For this goal, I have fought against all walks of life. Over the past few hundred years, the people of Asgard have liked me, and the legend of the Nine Kingdoms has spread

My story is that I almost succeeded, just a little bit short. I have been looking at it from this perspective all my life, how do you think I can change it?"

"But that's the general's point of view, not the king's." Zhang Ming pointed out the problem sharply.

"Maybe."

Sol sat up, took off his shirt, and wiped the mud on his face. "Thank you..."

"Zhang Ming." Zhang Ming reported his name.

"Although your comfort skills are poor, I can feel your heart. Thank you, Zhang Ming." Thor said sincerely, "I don't know when my father will calm down. I swear in the name of Odinson

, as long as I regain my divine power, I will definitely repay your kindness."

Depression index: -80, now 30.

Zhang Ming breathed a sigh of relief. Compared with the chicken soup for the soul copied from the Internet, fighting and telling the truth in his heart was more suitable for two men with rough lines.

Seeing Sol's embarrassed appearance, Zhang Ming took Sol back to the next door cabin and asked him to wait for a while while Zhang Ming went to get a towel.

Just for a while, the depression index was still slowly falling.

29…28…27…

It is estimated that with this momentum, Zhang Ming will be able to complete the task in less than an hour. He hummed a little tune, took a towel and mineral water, and walked back. Olivia followed him, looking a little hesitant to speak.

"That..." Olivia just mustered up the courage when Zhang Ming suddenly stopped.

In the task reminder, the depression index, which had originally dropped to 21, soared at an unimaginable speed, and soon returned to the full value of 100!

This is not over yet. The depression index continues to rise, reaching 999 before stopping. There is a small bracket behind this number that says "high risk".

What this means is that the depression has reached its peak. If it rises a little higher, it will really make you lose your mind and seek short-sightedness.

Zhang Ming threw down what he was holding and didn't care about wasting editing. After four cuts, he flashed to the cabin where Sol stayed.

In addition to Thor, there was also a smooth-faced man in the room. It was Loki who had just come from Asgard and planned to see Thor for the last time.

He glanced at Zhang Ming, and finally nodded to Sol, "Farewell, my brother." After saying that, he walked around Zhang Ming and planned to leave.

Under the influence of illusion, it stands to reason that no one except Thor can see Loki at all.

However, as soon as Loki took a step, he felt the world spinning, and the next second, he was pressed hard to the ground.

what happened!

Loki's mind was in confusion. He turned his head hard and saw an angry face.

"Can you see me?"

Zhang Ming cannot see Loki. The third-angle camera, which can be used as a special shooting tool for Bizhan, has a built-in function that allows it to see illusions.

It’s not about seeing through, it’s about seeing.

It will present as many pictures as possible to ensure the audience's viewing experience. For example, if Zhang Ming falls into a fantasy and experiences various hallucinations, it will present the pictures in the fantasy to enhance the effect of the program.

Therefore, Loki, who used illusion magic to become invisible, was immediately locked by the camera and appeared on the small screen in the upper left corner of Zhang Ming's sight.

"Zhang Ming, don't get me wrong. He is my brother. He came here specially to tell me that my father is sleeping." Thor spoke up to help Loki.

"Sleep?" Zhang Ming stared at Loki, "Not death?"

Zhang Ming remembers that in the movie plot, Loki came to Earth and told Thor that Odin was dead.

"I don't know where you heard the rumor, but my father is not dead." Loki said calmly: "Because of Thor's mistakes, the war between the Frost Giants and Asgard was triggered, and God King Odin was injured.

Relapsed into a deep sleep.”

Zhang Ming released his restraints, Loki rubbed his wrists and stood up, saying to Thor: "Asgard will be protected by me, so you can stay on Earth with peace of mind. One day, when the Nine Kingdoms stabilize, I will take you back.

"

Sol stood there blankly. After a long time, he nodded heavily.

Depression index: -200, currently 799.

"Are you really Loki?" Zhang Ming couldn't imagine that these words came from Loki's mouth.

"It's going to be a war soon. I still have things to deal with." Loki didn't explain too much. He nodded to Zhang Ming. "Goodbye."

He opened the door and slowly disappeared into the night.

At this time, Olivia finally chased after her, and she sensitively sensed that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the room.

Zhang Ming is thinking about his mission;

Sol, what he is thinking about is his father.

Both men were worried.

"Boss?" Olivia asked tentatively: "How about... let's go have a drink and relax?"

Zhang Ming and Sol looked at each other.

"Walk!"

After saying hello to Colson, the three of them took the car and rushed to the town.

It was still the same bar during the day. Due to the activities during the day, the bar was still full. When Zhang Ming and Sol arrived, there was a burst of cheers, and some people even took the initiative to give up their seats to them. Zhang Ming and Sol sat at the bar.

"Give him a glass of whiskey, and I want a glass of beer. As for her." Zhang Ming pointed to Olivia beside him and gave a hundred hundred tips to the bartender, "Keep an eye on her, she is not yet underage. Except for milk, there will be no food tonight."

Allow her to drink something else."

Olivia, who was preparing to get drunk tonight, opened her mouth wide with a betrayed look on her face.

Just when Zhang Ming was pouring wine to Sol one after another, staring at the rising and falling depression index, and feeling frightened, a little "spark" appeared near the crater.

The sparks formed a vortex, getting bigger and bigger, and finally formed a circular door.

A tall, strong Chinese man walked out, carrying a cloth bag on his back and a bronze staff in his hand.

This is the king who has just finished his work and rushed over from Kamal Taj.

Before leaving, Ancient One asked him how he could help Thor with his inner cultivation.

Wang smiled honestly and said:

There is an old Chinese saying that filial sons emerge from the stick.

Therefore, he who rarely uses a magic staff, brought one here specially this time.