Urban Devouring Supreme

Chapter 3 Fart Thunder

"Fuck?" Ye Chen was taken aback!

Most of all, he felt like he could shoot them out!

Turning his head to look, there was no one around, only a few people on the playground were still playing.

"Let's try one first!"

bu!!!

This time it was a melodious sound!

"I go!"

At the place Ye Chen aimed at with his fart ball, the flower branch broke and the soil flew up!

"This time, it doesn't seem to have such a strong smell? It should be that the soil has absorbed most of it!"

"The mother of the earth is so great!" Ye Chen couldn't help admiring!

"How do I feel that it can be detonated at a fixed time? It can also control the sound effect?" Ye Chen was puzzled.

"Try it again and you'll know!"

Another coquettish turn around!

Boo!

This time, the voice was extremely low, inaudible!

Ordinary people can't feel it at all! I can't even see it! However, Ye Chen knew that the fart came out of the chest... um, no, after the anus came out, it flew out directly, heading towards the set target at high speed!

It's about to get into the dirt!

"Explosion!" Ye Chen thought in his heart!

bu!

Ye Chen felt that fart ball spread out like fireworks, spreading everywhere!

"I'm running away!" Ye Chen was much smarter this time, before the aura drifted here, he just ran away!

"Where is this a fart? It's a fart! There are three shots left, so save it! Hehe..."

...

Finally came to the class!

This section is math.

The math teacher is already in the classroom!

"Why did you come back?" Mathematics teacher Zhang Yan asked Ye Chen.

"I……"

"Do you want to say that you went to the toilet and had a stomachache?" Teacher Zhang said with a sneer on his face.

"This..." Ye Chen was speechless. He really wanted to say that. In fact, this situation fit his own situation very well. Do not believe it!

"I don't need to explain. When I first entered the classroom, I have already seen that you are among the people playing on the playground, right? The college entrance examination is coming soon, and you still have the heart to play there. Your heart is really big! First stand Introspect there!" Teacher Zhang said angrily.

Then, keep on teaching!

Two minutes later, a person walked in again from the outside!

Gao Jianwen!

Ye Chen could see clearly just now, this kid is the one playing on the playground!

"Gao Jianwen, why did you come back so late?"

Gao Jianwen slightly covered his stomach with his hands: "Teacher, I just had a stomachache."

"Come in! The college entrance examination is coming soon, so pay attention to your body! Do you know?" Teacher Zhang said.

Seeing this situation, Ye Chen was also speechless!

If you study well, you will be favored!

Obviously this guy came back late from playing on the playground, and the teacher would believe the lie, but if he told the truth, the teacher would not believe it!

"Everyone opened the test paper, the penultimate question, although this is the penultimate question, but in the teacher's opinion, it is more difficult than the penultimate question, it can be regarded as the well-deserved finale question! This time , In the third grade in the whole school, there are thirteen classes, but only sixteen students answered the answer, and our class accounted for two!" When Teacher Zhang said this, he couldn't hide his pride on his face!

"That's Li Zixuan and Gao Jianwen, two classmates!"

"You two, who would like to come up and explain this question to the students for the teacher?" Teacher Zhang asked the two of them.

When the teacher said this, all the male students looked at Li Zixuan, and all the female students looked at Gao Jianwen!

"Teacher, let me tell you!" Gao Jianwen said.

"Okay! Then you come!" Teacher Zhang said with a smile.

Gao Jianwen walked up,

Many female students have stars in their eyes!

"Cut! This kid likes to show off!" Many male students were outraged!

Gao Jianwen went to the top, picked up the chalk and started explaining!

"This question is a change from the last question in Mingzhu City's college entrance examination math questions last year. The author of the question has made an integration on the basis of the original one, combining the sequence of numbers with the knowledge points of analytic geometry in advanced geometry. , the breakthrough point is in this analytic geometry..."

Gao Jianwen speaks eloquently, confidently and calmly!

Many female students were a little dumbfounded!

Gao Jianwen obviously enjoyed this feeling too!

"Students, do you understand?"

"Understood! Understood! It's very good!"

Many female students are there to praise!

"Ye Chen, do you understand?" Gao Jianwen asked Ye Chen condescendingly like a victor at this time.

"Don't ask, he definitely doesn't understand!"

"If he can understand, everyone in our class will be the top scorer in the college entrance examination!"

Several classmates who were close to Gao Jianwen taunted there.

This made Ye Chen very angry!

This kid pretends to be aggressive, but he still wants to step on himself?

"Actually, there is another way to solve this problem!" Gao Jianwen said confidently.

"What? There is another way? There are less than 20 people in the school who can solve this problem, and he has two ways!"

"It's amazing!" A few girls said in a nympho.

"Ye Chen, listen carefully this time, I will tell you another method! I hope you can understand!" Gao Jianwen said to Ye Chen.

"Cao, you're addicted to pretending, aren't you?" Ye Chen cursed!

He knew that this kid definitely didn't have such good intentions, he was making himself a fool of himself in public!

"This method is a bit tricky. It uses the knowledge of advanced mathematics in colleges. Although it is knowledge in colleges, it will not be banned during the college entrance examination, and its use is encouraged!"

"Wow! He knows everything about university!"

"so amazing!"

A group of girls went nympho again!

Even Teacher Zhang Yan is nodding!

Gao Jianwen stood on it, his face full of complacency!

"This is the formula. With this formula, we can save the cumbersome calculation process and directly get the result we want!" Gao Jianwen wrote down the formula on the top, especially at the end, he also made a big gesture The amplitude of the swing looks chic and elegant, with a long aftertaste!

Simply magnificent!

Everyone was stunned!

Even Bao Wensheng and those boys, even though they were very unhappy in their hearts, still had to admit that they were so forceful, they pretended to be full marks!

But when Gao Jianwen is enjoying everyone's adoring eyes!

bu!!!!!!!!!

A long voice sounded behind Gao Jianwen, as if playing a trombone out of tune!

Suddenly, the whole class was quiet!

Then, everyone reacted!

The few classmates in front who had good friends with Gao Jianwen all tried their best to hold back their smiles, and their faces were about to turn red!

The people sitting in the back are all wild!

"Hahaha……"

"I'm still wondering why the 3 written at the end has to be so long. It turns out it's just to create momentum for this long fart!"

"Yes, yes, yes! The words are like farts. The ancients never deceived me!"

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