Ultimate Comprehension: Bad Guys and Immortals

Chapter 41 The appearance is the same as the inside

Guo Liang had an angry look on his face and glared at Sha Xuan.

After the school bell rang, a middle-aged woman came in. This class was solid geometry. Sha Xuan didn't like mathematics, nor did he like the teacher who had lost his charm. Therefore, he fell asleep and fell asleep after a while.

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Shangguan Wan turned her head and glanced at Sha Xuan. There was not even a look of disappointment in her eyes. She sighed in her heart: The vertical tree cannot be taught, rotten wood cannot be carved, and mud cannot be plastered on the wall! The only thing she admires about Sha Xuan is

It's his extraordinary sleeping skills.

Teacher Zhong's voice on the stage is so loud that it can scare away a group of sparrows, scare a nest of mice to death, and scatter a pair of wild mandarin ducks. However, Sha Xuan remains the same and sleeps soundly. This is not something ordinary people can do. It is not up to you.

Don’t feel awe!

Sha Xuan didn't wake up until the third period of class, because this class was history. It was obvious that Old Man Liu was in a state of excitement today. People who didn't know thought he had accidentally killed his wife, or maybe

### I have feelings for him!

After Old Man Liu entered the classroom, he laughed for three minutes. This sound, which was worse than the scream of a duck pinching its throat, made Sha Xuan feel inexplicably familiar. He suddenly thought of his monster master again.

After laughing, Old Man Liu shouted loudly: "Damn Japan, long live the Chinese people!"

Except for Sha Xuan, all the classmates in the class shouted slogans loudly. Sha Xuan looked around in the enthusiastic shouts. What he didn't understand was that shouting slogans could make Little Japan disappear from the world.

?If this is the case, then we will shout "Ye Yaoyao takes off her pants", maybe she will actually take them off!

Old Man Liu's sharp gaze immediately spotted Sha Xuan, who was blind and his hair was as rotten as a chicken coop. He was like Copernicus discovering the New World. He slapped a blackboard brush in his hand and asked loudly: "Sha Xuan"

Xuan, little Japan was hit hard, why didn’t you react?”

All the students in the class focused their attention on Sha Xuan, and Li Juan's flirtatious fox took the opportunity to look at Sha Xuan again with her ambiguous eyes.

Sha Xuan glanced blankly at Old Man Liu on the podium. He didn't know what kind of reaction he should have. Does the reaction of the lower body count? The problem is that I had the reaction to Little Japan last night. I just had it today.

I woke up and didn’t see ### beauty. Can I react?

Sha Xuan had never had a good impression of this strange old man, but he was not disgusted either. He asked in a strange voice: "Old man Liu, you are not me, how do you know that I don't react?"

Old man Liu was startled. Yesterday, the energetic Sha Xuan gave him a good impression. Today, he realized that it was an illusion. He slapped the blackboard brush hard again and raised his voice by eight points: "You are not me, how do you know?

I wonder if you have any reaction?"

Sha Xuan's mouth immediately opened and turned into a circle. The old man was arguing with himself! Sha Xuan wanted to add another "do you know" to him, but after holding back, he suddenly pointed at Old Man Liu's crotch.

, and said: "Old man Liu, you are not wearing underwear today?"

The classroom was completely silent for three seconds, then suddenly burst into laughter!

Shangguan Wan's dexterous little hands pinched Sha Xuan's innocent legs under the desk again, and she whispered harshly: "Sha Xuan, I'm going to tell mom and put a needle in your mouth."

Sew it on!”

There was a pinprick feeling on his leg, which made Sha Xuan feel a strong sense of pleasure. He had to suspect that one day after his wife Xi Shangguan Wan passed away, she would also tell Bai Min. This was not a good thing, even

Hasn’t the conspiracy been completely exposed?

Old Man Liu looked down at his trousers with lightning speed, and then walked up to Sha Xuan at the speed of "eight steps to catch a cicada", looking at him with a smile on his face: "Young man, how dare you

Cheating history!" Old Man Liu was so anxious that he omitted the "teacher" behind the history.

Sha Xuan glanced at Old Liu coldly: "I can't lie to history, and I'm not interested in that either. It's almost the same if I replace history with beautiful women."

Sha Xuan, a student who is not afraid of teachers, is only one n/n in School M. Old Man Liu assessed him for a full minute. From Sha Xuan's beautiful and calm face, he was even more unsure whether he was the principal's son or not.

Brother-in-law, Old Man Liu shook his head, sighed and gritted his teeth and said to him: "Classmate Sha Xuan, I have already done this trick of fishing in troubled waters and deceiving people thirty years ago. I can do it irresponsibly."

Let me tell you, for students like you who have no concept of patriotism in your mind, life has no value and meaning. Only when you reach my age will you understand that there was a man named Liu back then.

, he gave you a profound and correct patriotic education!"

Sha Xuan thought to himself, oh, this is to show my qualifications. I played it more than a thousand years ago, thirty years is nothing!

Before Sha Xuan could refute, Old Man Liu turned around and shouted: "Guo Liang, tell Sha Xuan what attitude we should have towards the Japanese!"

Sha Xuan looked at Old Man Liu listlessly, "Oh my God, are you making a mistake? You won't treat me like a little Japanese, will you?"

Guo Liang grew up from his seat like an ivy. He cleared his voice, brewed his emotions for a while, and then said loudly: "Dear Teacher Liu, dear classmates, here, I will first apply a sentence that has been used for a hundred years.

We often mention the old saying: 'If we fight the United States, I will donate one month's salary; if we fight Taiwan, I will donate one year's salary.' Of course, Taiwan has returned to the embrace of our motherland not long ago. This goes without saying, but I want to

The emphasis is, 'Fight Japan, I will donate my life'!!"

Old Liu took the lead in clapping his hands, and the classroom immediately burst into warm applause. Sha Xuan turned around and saw Shangguan Wan's harsh applause ringing in his ears, and the little girl's slightly flushed face clearly showed the feeling of spring.

abundant!

Guo Liang clasped his fists and raised his voice and said: "My dad often teaches me that we must keep pace with the times, never forget our patriotic enthusiasm, remember history, and keep in mind the heinous crimes committed by Japan against our country. We must

This blood debt will be recovered!"

The applause in the classroom started again.

Old man Liu immediately raised his hands and pressed them down, signaling everyone to be quiet: "Students, everyone must learn from Guo Liang. The political consciousness of others is different! Especially Sha Xuan, you must strengthen your political studies.

Patriotism cannot be put aside. This is fundamentally wrong! We are both students, so why are the differences so big? Classmate Sha Xuan, through the education given by classmate Guo Liang to you, do you understand now? You know your mistake.

?”

Sha Xuan slowly stood up from his seat, followed Guo Liang's example and clasped his fists, and then said calmly: "Dear old man Liu, dear everyone, when we fight against Little Japan, we can't beat them.

Don’t fight when you are in trouble. When you can beat them, be sure to grab a few more Japanese girls. If you are proud of your life, you must have all the fun. Don’t let the gold bottle fly to the sky. That day is the day of little Japan!”

Guo Liang immediately stood up and retorted loudly: "Wrong, don't make the golden bottle empty to face the moon!"

Sha Xuan spread his palms and said helplessly: "Classmate Guo Liang, look at how serious he was when he just said it. In fact, he didn't even take his hatred for little Japan to heart! Hey, I really can't say that to you, a

A grown man, how can he be so different from what he appears to be?"