Two-dimensional: The Uncle is the Protagonist

,"Stool, feces"

He raised his head and looked at Ru Yue Yulu's serious expression, then looked at his son, Akua and Hyehui, who were disgusted, burst into tears.

But after thinking about it, I've slept in the stables, and it's okay to take a giant dragon's dung.

Hey, Akuya, wash me with water"

"do not want!"

"Huh why"

Sato Kazuma was puzzled and didn't understand why Akua was so unwilling to help herself.

"This is feces! You actually let the goddess wash the feces. This is a serious insult to my Master Akua!"

Akiya turned her head away and said angrily.

"Clam"

Sato Kazuo is dumbfounded. What the **** is going on with this goddess is usually very unscrupulous, but it happens to be normal at this time. This is money! It can make you eat and drink without having to sleep in the stables! Next! , On the way back, no matter how Sato Kazuma begged.

Akua just didn't agree to wash him with water magic.In desperation, Sato Kazuma could only wrap it up in his own clothes and put it on his back.

After they left, a team of one man and two women came here.

"Is it too late? The dragon has already been crusaded! Damn it!"

The face of the man in hardcover and the headband with the headwear of the Second Warriors is a little ugly.

Originally, he accepted the task of crusade against the giant dragon, but he met two beautiful female adventurers on the road. While chatting, he missed the opportunity to crusade against the giant dragon! "It's okay, Lord Xiangye! Let's pick it up." The mission of crusade is fine! Even if it is not a dragon, you can prove your strength!"

The beautiful female adventurer looked at this man with admiration, and countless stars flickered in her eyes.

After the confirmation, there is no doubt that the brains are left behind.

"Yeah! Lord Xiangye! Let's complete other tasks first!"

"Hahahaha! That's what I said! No matter what kind of task, my Yujian Xiangye can complete it, and it's a good thing that the dragon is crusaded by someone!"

Yujian, whose profession is the Lord of Swords, laughed a lot, and then took the two young girls away.

"Hey, do you want this!"

On the way back to the Adventurer's Guild, Sato Kazuma became mad.

Because it was sunny today, the dragon dung on his back naturally emitted a pungent smell through the wrapping of his clothes, causing Akua and Ruyue Yulu to stay away from him.

And, because of that smell, he was looked down upon by passers-by.

"Mom, does that uncle carry **** on his back? It smells so bad?"

Occasionally, a bear kid pointed to Sato Kazushima's innocent face and asked the parents around him, but that... sound was just right to reach his ears.

Sato Kazuma turned a deaf ear, and now he plans to break the jar, and he brought it back anyway.

Ruyue Yulu also said that this is gold, and it is still very valuable. Selling this, you can also make some extra money, plus the money obtained from the crusade against the dragon, it is enough for him to squander! Along the way, Finally arrived at the Adventurer's Guild.

Coming to the counter, Ruyue Yulu handed the adventurer card to Luna who was surprised, "Miss Luna.

We have completed the mission to defeat the ancient dragon, please submit it."

"Oh oh!"

"Yeah! Really! Master Yulu, you actually defeated the dragon! It's amazing, I thought you took this task because you wanted to travel!"

"Haha, how can I take the task very seriously.

Our squad is formed for the purpose of fighting the Demon King’s army!"

"Uh-huh!"

Luna nodded with a smile, "Wait a moment, we will reward you with the task when our staff investigates and accepts the dragon's body."

"Ok, no problem."

Ru Yue Yulu bids farewell to Luna and prepares to take his teammates to take a good rest.

Seeing this, Sato and Ma immediately came to the counter and turned the "metal" behind them.

Put it on top.

A pungent smell struck in an instant, Luna subconsciously covered her mouth and nose, and her mouth twitched.

After hesitating, she asked, "Mr. Sato Kazuma, you are"

She was very tactful.

In fact, what she wanted to say was, "You put the **** on the counter?"

Chapter 16: Let's Go Tomorrow

What Luna doesn't know is that what Sato Kazuma brought is really shit! It's just that it is made of gold coins, dragon shit! Facing Luna's gaze, Sato Kazuma said that he was immune," This is a gold mine, Miss Luna, look at whether the Adventurers’ Guild accepts it."

""

Can't help but turn this tuft into a "gold mine"

With the urge to throw it outside the adventurer's guild, Luna waved her hand and found a master appraisal.

In the end, Sato Kazuma walked away triumphantly under the peculiar gaze of everyone! This metal stayed in the dragon's body: for a long time, it has undergone mutation, and it is a good weapon forging material, although it is smelly It's a little bit, but it's harmless.

Sold this tuft of "metal"

, Sato Kazuma received a huge sum of 2 million Eris.

"cheers!"

"Guru!"

Sitting on the seat of the Adventurer's Guild Tavern, to celebrate the perfect success of the mission, the four of four held a small party dinner.

A total of 120 million Eris was awarded to defeat the dragon.The 50 million was the reward of the Adventurer's Guild, and the 100 million was the mission commission of the nobles in the territory occupied by the dragon.

Because it was the first mission, Ruyue Yulu split all the bonus evenly.

In this way, everyone has 30 million Eris, and immediately has money in his pocket! Sato Kazuma's dragon dung sales funds, everyone did not care, after all, he went forward with feces and suffered a lot. With a blank eye, no one will steal the money he got so hard! If you eat and drink enough, everyone will be salted.

In the past, Sato Kazuma did missions for money, in order to survive, and now he is so rich, and he also does a magnificent mission! He directly withdrew from Ruyue Yulu's team and went to work as a businessman! After a period of time, he became more and more prone It feels like Akua and Huihui are scams.

The only strong captain, Yuzuki Yulu, is also a bit problematic! For the rest of his life, Sato Kazuma decisively withdrew from the team.

The reason is: "I'm just an ordinary low-level adventurer. I think about it and leave the task of defeating the Demon King's army to you! The only highlight of me is luck. You also said that Ruyue, I compare Suitable to be a businessman!"

He has said such things, and wherever the moon and rain will leave others with their own ambitions, they can barely come.

Moreover, Sato Kazuma also violated the agreement with Akura, and completely forgot the promise to join the Acoustic Cult, and was finally punched by Akura! Perhaps it was a thorough blow to Sato Kazuma. Disappointed, Akua gave up his plan to teach him.

However, Akua got angry quickly and disappeared quickly, and in a blink of an eye, he was spending his mind on eating, drinking and having fun! Even so, if Sato Kazuma appeared in front of Akua again, she would definitely give him a cruel one. Fist! Not keeping promises is the most hated type of goddesses! Sato Kazuma thought that his good days would come if he stayed away from Akua, but in the future he will understand that this is what he has done in his life. The worst decision! Sitting on her bed, Megumin was in a daze.

She returned 10 million Eris back to the land of the Red Devil, and she was still: in the letter she asked her mother to buy some good things for her sister Xiaomi.

Because of her poverty, she often didn't have enough food when she was a child, especially for her sister who was seven years younger than him.

If it weren't for the help of a good friend Yoyo, it might have been starving to death.

However, her idea was doomed to fall apart.

Because his father Piao Saburo is a scam, he often spends a lot of money to buy super expensive magic materials to make magic items with side effects.

If she can’t sell it, she often loses her piece of Waneris. She is destined to fetch a water scoop and wear it neatly. Huihui smiled confidently in the mirror, "You Xi, let’s go!"

Megumin's favorite magic is burst magic, so if she doesn't use burst magic once a day, she will be very uncomfortable.

But after the burst magic is released, she will become a living target, so in the small town of Akuzel, the girl really had a very uncomfortable life! But fate is really a magical thing,,, let her meet A man who is willing to accept his hobbies and spoil himself! Every time he finishes bursting magic, he carries himself back.

Otherwise, she will definitely be taken away by an unknown beast.

Today, she decided to go to a place farther away to use the explosion magic! The reason was that she was scolded by the city guard of Akuzel yesterday, saying that she was annoying the people.

Huihui thought for a while, and felt that it was the same.Everyone would be shocked by a sudden burst of magic in the town, and the guards of the city would be even more tortured.

Therefore, the guards of the city, who were devastated by the bursting magic, threatened her if she were to use the bursting magic in the city, she would be forbidden to enter Akuzel! Fortunately, she found a place outside the city that is very suitable for bursting. A place of magic--a dilapidated castle! In this way, Megumin would let Ruyue Yulu take her over every day and give her the most powerful bursting magic! In fact, Megumin had a reason.

If you want to improve magic, you have to practice it, and burst magic is the same! What can she do? She can only send it once a day, and it will fall when it is finished.

If she doesn't let it go, she won't be able to achieve the effect of training, so due to her hobbies and various factors, she really has to use a burst of magic every day.

Opening the door, Ruyue Yulu was already waiting for herself, Huihui smiled and ran up quickly.

"Wait for a long time."

"No, just got up.

Let's go, today's burst magic is better than yesterday!"

"Of course! I am Megumin, the first magister of the Crimson Devil, partner, let's see my burst magic! You will love it!"

"Uh"

Ruyue Yulu is a bit embarrassed, learning Burst Magic requires 50 skill points, even if you want to learn it, you can’t learn it! Unless you skip the skill point process, wait! This uncle can steal the teacher! Ruyue Yulu suddenly remembered that her origin Hitomi has the ability to analyze and copy.

If it were used to analyze Megumin's burst magic, it might be useful! For a long time, he has paid too much attention to the power system of this world's adventurer card, which has caused him to forget his original original ability.

However, it's not too late to think of it now! Coming to the hillside not far from the castle, Megumin started the magic chant of the second grade.

actually.

There is only one sentence for burst magic, and that is ""

As for the long spell in Megumin's mouth, it was used to pretend to be "!"

At the end of Huihui's singing, she raised her staff and pointed it at the castle! "Boom!"

Just like a nuclear bomb exploded, a huge mushroom cloud slowly emerged! "Huha, how is today?"

Falling to the ground, Megumin looked at him.

"It's one less than yesterday."

, Ruyue Yulu stretched out her hand and lifted Huihui on her back.

He often took her to explode magic, and he knew how well Megumin's explosion magic was completed.

The higher the degree of completion, the lower the sound of the burst magic in the early stage, and the greater the movement in the later stage! "Is that so, come back tomorrow!"

Huihui bends her small hand and encircles his neck, her tone full of expectation.

Akuya has gone to eat, drink and have fun, and it is now her and her two world! "Okay."

Ru Yue Yulu smiled, her figure flashed, and she disappeared into the same place behind her back.

After a long time, a knight who was completely covered in black armor, holding his head in his hands, came here angrily.

"Who the **** is it! I'm sick with my head every day to blow up Lao Tzu's castle, and I don't dare to confront each other, it's shameless!"

"How can it be repaired! Don't let me catch you!"

The headless horseman cursed, he could only turn around helplessly and went to repair his castle.

This is also the reason why Huihui specially came here to perform burst magic. No matter what the bombardment, the castle will be restored to its original state the next day. It is simply a good target! The poor headless knight has begun his busy life of repairing the castle again. Please download Feilu Novel for the underlined version of the novel!

Chapter 17: Nothing to do with Akua

Sitting on a seat in the tavern, Ru Yue Yulu was checking her skills alone.

When Megumin used the burst magic yesterday, he successfully used the pupil of origin and learned the burst magic.

Moreover, unlike Megumin's burst magic, he can freely adjust the power of the burst magic.

Looking at the synthesis interface, he thought about it and made a decision.

"System, synthetic burst magic and elemental affinity!"

"Ding, skill synthesis is a big success!"

"Congratulations to the host for acquiring the special skill-Elemental Burst Magic!"

"Congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill-Burst Enchantment++!"

Although Elemental Affinity is passive, it can be used in conjunction with magic skills.After synthesis, Ruyueyulu has obtained more practical skills.

Elemental burst magic: "The power of burst magic can be adjusted freely, the higher the input magic power, the greater the damage!"