Female Trainer's Flavor Tasting Guide

But if you want to force a wild level 1 god to ride...

This kind of operation has never been seen by anyone.

You are forced to ride a horse. Are you playing Monster Hunter here?

Are there any other tricks like dragon-controlling skills that you'll need to perform next? I suggest you build a katana first and start practicing the katana.

It was precisely for this reason that the onlookers originally thought that Zi Yu had already met his end.

I'm afraid that in less than three minutes, Zi Yu will be thrown off by Lugia, and then turn into a pile of meat paste after a series of free falls.

Some of the less courageous ones had already closed their eyes out of fear, fearing to see the miserable state of Zi Yu turning into a meat paste.

In the end, they never expected that Zi Yu actually managed to stay calm.

Not only did he stabilize himself, he seemed to have taken the initiative, and used the Rocky as his own flying mount to do whatever he wanted in the sky.

Instead, the Lugia became anxious. She kept trying to get rid of Zi Yu, but unfortunately she failed until the end.

This kind of thing was unheard of for the ordinary trainers present.

In their minds, only Pokémon can defeat Pokémon. How can a mere human body possibly make a Pokémon submit? Do they really think of themselves as human Pokémon?

As a result, Zi Yu actually did it, and he even aimed to become a first-level god.

"Who is that person...? No, should I say, is he really a human?"

"I just saw a pink cat-shaped Pokémon on his neck. Could that be Mew?"

"If that was a dream, then his true identity might be..."

"Zi Yu! It's the man who had a scandal with Master Qi Shu! Is he starting something again?"

Among the crowd, some trainers have recognized Zi Yu's identity through his iconic Hakimi.

However, they apparently didn't realize that the light blue-haired girl floating in the air was actually a Pokémon they had never seen before.

They just subconsciously mistook it for Necrozma.

After all, in their eyes, there are only two Pokémon around Zi Yu that have the ability to transform into human form.

Since Mew is still wrapped around Zi Yu's neck, this one must be Necrozma.

As for Gou Hao...he was completely desperate.

Those who can't kill me might as well kill me. This is how Gou Hao feels at this moment.

"No way, no way!"

At this moment, he even forgot the pain of his broken balls, and his mind was full of disbelief.

Shouldn't Zi Yu have been thrown to death at this time? How could he still be alive and well?

Is this person really his nemesis? Why? Why can he do so many impossible things?

And for the flying Lugia, Zi Yu's presence at this moment is definitely more terrifying and more terrible than a billion murderers!

As a true first-level god, Lugia's intelligence is definitely not inferior to that of humans, and his IQ may even be higher than that of humans.

Even though she was still in the red temperature state, she could still understand human language.

Therefore, Zi Yu's words were definitely a threat to her, and it was an extremely terrifying threat.

She is a noble first-level god, how could she allow humans to defecate on her?

If this kind of thing really happened, where would she put her old face?

It would be even more embarrassing than some first-level gods who couldn't fly. She didn't want to be the target of everyone's ridicule during a dinner party.

And that damn camera will definitely come and laugh at me the first time.

Therefore, after clearly realizing what he was facing, Lugia rushed into the sky again and performed the "Death Roll" in an attempt to throw Zi Yu off him.

At this moment, the most important thing in her mind has changed from attacking humans to avoiding humiliation herself.

But the more she thought about it, the less agile her movements became, and the tighter Zi Yu clung to her.

Not only that, her actions seemed to have completely excited the human on her back, and his desire to conquer was fully aroused at this moment.

Is this man a pervert? The more dangerous the situation, the more excited he is, right?

After realizing Zi Yu's high emotions, Lugia couldn't help but curse in his heart.

"Fly, keep going towards the sea!"

Although he said that he wanted to urinate, Zi Yu, who had enough sense of shame, would certainly not actually do it on Lugia's body.

He thought that spraying white liquid on a girl's body was a special kind of play, but if it was Niao Niao, it would be a bit perverted.

What's more, Lugia cannot be considered a "girl" at the moment. No matter what interesting play Zi Yu wants to do, he must do it after Lugia becomes a "girl".

But he was indeed excited at this moment.

Of course he had tried high-altitude flying before.

Unfortunately, perhaps because Necrozma and Mew are not "professional pilots", the experience he had previously given him felt more like flying on an airplane.

But it was different when riding on Lugia. At this moment, he could really feel everything around him clearly. Even his hair was flying everywhere because of the speed that exceeded the flying speed of the wing suit.

But this is probably something only he can do.

If it weren't for Hakimeng's secret help, he would probably have been thrown down the moment he went up to the sky.

As for the subsequent high-speed movement and flying in the sky and sea, there is no need to mention it.

Not to mention humans, even ordinary Pokémon can't stand it.

Especially a legendary water-resistant king like Xicui Windy Dog, it would probably die the moment it stepped into the water.

Of course, if this legendary water-resistant king is like a certain shady water-storage sprayer that can completely ignore water-attribute damage, that would be another story.

The writers of Pokémon always disgust people with one thing or another.

"Lugia, I'm starting to like you."

Looking at the sea of ​​clouds in the distance, Zi Yu patted the big white bird's head with his hand.

Unfortunately, Lugia obviously didn't want to accept Zi Yu's "good intentions".

The man and the bird cut through the sky and continued to sprint madly towards the center of the ocean, accidentally crashing into a meow-shaped hot air balloon on the way.

Although Zi Yu didn't hear it clearly, he always felt that he seemed to hear the voices of the three members of Team Rocket.

Of course, considering that the three are most likely still in prison and eating government food, he should have just heard it wrong.

The two sides maintained the current situation and gradually moved away from the waters of Kanto.

Just as Zi Yu was about to try to make Lugia turn around, he suddenly found a small red plane appeared beside him.

"Latias, I didn't expect you to be by my side all this time."

Zi Yu recognized the other person's identity at a glance.

It seems that Zi Yu hasn't seen Latias since the last battle. Now that he thinks about it, she probably has been following him in stealth mode.

At this moment, Latias seemed quite excited, as if this was a rare experience for her.

This is flying with a first-level god. Can other infinite Pokémon do it?! She will show off to her other companions later.

Unfortunately, for Lugia, this was an extremely humiliating experience...

Being ridden by a human, what's the difference between that and being raped?!

"I don't know what happened to you, but I advise you to calm down a little."

Seeing that Lugia seemed to be going crazy again, Zi Yu patted her head again.

"Can't you just talk it over? If you have any grievances, I can help you."

"Also, although this may sound a bit self-promotional, I must emphasize it again."

"Even among the divine beasts, I am very sought after. I am willing to sit on you because I am giving you face. Do you understand?"

"So you don't have to feel wronged or think that being treated as a mount by humans is cheapening you or anything like that."

As he said this, Zi Yu took out his Rotom and turned on the camera function.

"Actually, I'm not a demon."

"Now, please send me back to Odomare. If you need my help with anything, I can help you."

"But don't attack cities with storms and floods or anything like that again."

"I don't think you want to go through what happened today a second time, do you?"

However, the angry Lugia obviously did not intend to let Zi Yu go just like that.

She first chirped loudly twice, and then began to perform acrobatics in the air again.

Lugia had never seen such a shameless human being in his life.

If she couldn't teach Zi Yu a lesson today, she would be able to see Zi Yu using his angry dragon to spray destructive white light at her when she closed her eyes at night.

So... we really need to let Zi Yu go into the adult entertainment industry, right?

Unfortunately, Zi Yu didn't take her threats at all.

Not only that, he even got worse.

"Well, you forced me to do this."

"Since you are so arrogant, I will pluck out one of your hairs every minute and write "The Legend of Taimanin: Lugia" on your body with a waterproof pen."

"Of course, I can also use your feathers to barbecue on your back. I just caught a squid."

As Zi Yu spoke, he took out a squid that was still stretching its tentacles wildly and a small rack from somewhere.

He actually planned to use Lugia as a large barbecue grill and use Lugia's fur as firewood.

Although Lugia has a lot of hair, if Zi Yu really wants to use them for barbecue... I'm afraid Lugia himself will become a roast chicken before that.

Before that, Zi Yu even took out a pair of lace panties and put them on Lugia's head.

"This is a meeting gift for you."

The man said.

Then, he suddenly laughed as if he remembered something:

"Oh, by the way, if necessary, I can use your body as a 'battlefield' and have a 'battle' with someone. Anyway, your white feathers look quite suitable for use as tissues."

"..."

Every time Zi Yu spoke, Lugia trembled. It was not until Zi Yu said the word "tissue" that the big bird, which was originally moving at high speed, finally slowed down.

"A divine beast will never submit to humans."

These words suddenly popped up in Zi Yu's mind.

The person who was speaking was obviously a woman, and her voice was very mature, giving people the feeling that she was the type of woman who could be my mother.

However, Zi Yu could hear very obvious shame and anger in her tone.

Zi Yu knew very well that it was definitely Lugia speaking.

These first-level gods may not be used to speaking human language, but if they really want to communicate with humans, they still have their own ways.

What's more, Lugia is a psychic with very special abilities, so it's not surprising that he has this kind of telepathic power.

So, Zi Yu smiled and pulled the reins in his hand.

"Of course, of course. How could a noble first-level god possibly submit to a weak human? I understand."

"But there are some misunderstandings between us. I have always stood by you."

"Now you take me back to Odomare, and I promise to help you solve the problems you encounter."

Having said that, Zi Yu tentatively asked the big white bird in his lower body:

"Hmm... So was it your subordinate who was arrested, or was it your daughter who was arrested?"

"...daughter."

Zi Yu waited for quite a while before getting Lugia's answer.

It can be heard that this big white bird still seems to have not relaxed its vigilance against humans.

However, she still accepted Zi Yu's "goodwill".