In Soul Society, I just want to retire

Thinking of this, Daxu turned around and retreated dozens of meters, carefully observing Shanchui Ditang.

"Really? You actually made your body so tattered?" Yamabuki Ditang stood up in a very strange posture, like the nurse in Silent Hill.

Of course, it is the Zanpakutō's sword spirit that controls this body now.

"The spiritual pressure in your body is too weak! It's not enough to support me to exert my full strength! I will only demonstrate it to you once!" The girl raised the knife in her hand, and the spiritual pressure was poured into it. The blade underwent a miraculous change, and the ordinary light silver was turned into pure silver.

"Such a show! Die!" The Hollow shot out a flash of light in the air, but the girl just waved the Zanpakuto in her hand lightly and the flash was deflected away.

The next second, the girl's body disappeared instantly and appeared behind Daxu.

Daxu was confused about the ability of the god of death in front of him, so he hurriedly used Xiangshen to distance himself from him.

The girl said with a smile: "Don't be so scared, you are already dead!"

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Chapter 11: Kirinji Tianshilang

The Hollow didn't understand what the girl said and wanted to continue attacking, but his perspective suddenly rotated and his head fell to the ground.

Not only the head, but also the arms, legs and body were instantly chopped into several pieces and scattered on the ground.

Even a great hollow like Yachukas would surely die if his body was chopped into pieces.

"How is it possible...what did you do to my body..."

The girl didn't waste any time talking to him and chopped off his head with a knife. Daxu completely dissipated with an unwilling roar.

"I understand..." Yamabuki Ditang said in a very serious tone.

"What do you know? Do you understand my abilities?"

"No. You have chuunibyou." Yamabuki Ditang said seriously.

“……”Girl.

"What normal girl would dress like this? And 'You're already dead'? Do you think I haven't seen Fist of the North Star? That's a cliché from decades ago! Who would say such embarrassing lines if they didn't have chuunibyou? Please don't use my body to get sick! It's so embarrassing!"

The girl was glad that she was a sword spirit. If she were a living person, she would have had a cerebral hemorrhage from anger.

"Next time you are tortured to death, I won't come out to save you! Just keep your body to yourself! Who wants to stay here? Humph!" The girl snorted coldly, and her voice slowly faded away.

Yamabuki Detang returned to his own body.

As soon as he regained consciousness, he felt unimaginable pain all over his body, almost making him scream out in pain!

"My forearm is broken, my ribs are shattered, my shoulder blade is injured, my internal organs are damaged, and I have dozens of injuries all over my body! There may also be internal bleeding! If I don't get treatment quickly, cough cough!" Shanbuki Ditang coughed, and blood began to spurt out of his nose and mouth.

I just casually sent out a mission, why did it turn out so badly?

"Everyone, everything is fine now. You can go back... back..."

Before he could finish his words, Yamabuki Ditang's eyes went dark and he completely fainted.

He didn't know how long he was unconscious, but in a half-asleep state, he dreamed that he was taking a hot spring bath with a group of beauties, and he himself had transformed into King Zhou, enjoying himself with wine and women, and having a great time!

Faintly, Yamabuki Ditang really felt like he was soaking in warm water and struggled to open his eyes.

Sure enough, he was placed in a large wooden barrel with a lot of warm water in it. Not far away stood a man with a crew cut holding a book in his hand. After reading the book for a few seconds, he turned and walked into the kitchen, took out a bunch of plants, chopped them up with a knife, and threw them into the barrel.

This visual sense... Are you going to make soup out of me?

Mr. Lu Xun said that the old era was an era of cannibalism.

It turns out Soul Society also eats people!

The man with the crew cut actually took out a spoon and stirred the barrel, just enough to taste the saltiness!

"Um... I just encountered cannibals?" Yamabuki Ditang asked cautiously.

"You're awake! Great!"

The voices of two children rang out nearby.

It was Chojiro and his sister Hanako.

It seems that I have encountered cannibals, otherwise with these two fair and tender children here, it would not be my turn to be eaten first.

His last memory was regaining control of his body, and then he couldn't remember anything.

"What happened after I fell unconscious?" asked Yamabuki Ditang. Suddenly, he found that his voice was full of energy and he did not sound like a seriously injured person at all. He hurriedly checked his body and found that his broken bones had been healed and his damaged internal organs had recovered. He had reached the peak of his physical condition. Not only that, perhaps because he had experienced a life-and-death battle, his spiritual pressure had increased a lot.

Hanako said, "After you fainted, everyone who rescued you took you to the doctor. My brother and I stayed to take care of you, and everyone else went home."

It turns out that this ogre-like man is a doctor!

But I have never heard of hot bath therapy.

"How long have I been in a coma?"

"About three or four days!" Hanako said.

"It's been three or four days! Old man Yamamoto must be worried. I have to go back now." Yamabuki Ditang climbed out of the bathtub. The shy little Hanako closed her eyes tonight.

Not far away, Chojiro looked as if he wanted to say something but hesitated.

"Brother Yamabuki, you said you were from an organization called the Gotei 13, right? Can I...can I join too?" Chojiro clenched his fists excitedly. "I know I may be weak now...but I will work hard. I can do any job, from cooking to washing clothes and cleaning..."

Yamabuki Ditang looked at the little guy and smiled helplessly, reaching out to rub his head: "The Gotei 13 is not a place for odd jobs. You have seen my behavior. I was almost beaten to death by a Hollow! You should live an ordinary life with your sister."

There was a hint of disappointment in Chojiro's eyes.

"I'm not trying to just mess around. I, Quebu Chojiro, just want to become a god of death like you, at least to be able to protect myself and my sister."

Yamabuki Ditang had already put on her clothes and was ready to leave, but when she heard the child's full name, she froze in place.

"What's your name?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"Choujiro..."

"No, full name."

"Zhoubu Chojiro."

Yamabuki Detang's eyes became very subtle. Chojiro Supeho, the future vice-captain of the 1st Division of the Gotei 13, was the right-hand man of old man Yamamoto. He served as vice-captain for a thousand years, but unfortunately he died in the thousand-year bloody battle.

"You said...you want to join the Gotei 13?"

"Yes, it is."

"I agree. Take your luggage and follow me." said Yamabuki Ditang.

Chojiro Sukeho didn't understand why the other party's contrast was so great.

"By the way, what will happen to your sister if you go with me? Won't she be bullied here?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

As soon as he finished speaking, he noticed that the expressions of the two siblings were a little strange.

"What's wrong with you? Why do you look like that?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

At this time, the guy with the airplane hairstyle who had been silent all the time spoke.

"You don't think your treatment is free, do you? My medical expenses are very expensive. In order to save your life, the little girl sold herself to me to offset your medical expenses. This girl is mine now." said the man with the crew cut.

Yamabuki Detang looked at Hanako and Chojiro in shock!

Hanako forced a smile: "It's okay, big brother saved so many people, I should do this..."

"Give me half a day, I'll go back and get the money. I won't owe you a penny for your medical expenses, just let the child go." Shanbuki Ditang said.

The guy with the airplane haircut glared at him and said, "This kid is quite useful. I won't sell him for any price!"

Yamabuki Ditang had already pressed the hilt of the knife: "Don't be shameless!"

"Fight? Besides my medical skills, what I, Kirinji Tianshilang, love most is fighting! Come on!"

Chapter 12: I, Shan Chui Di Tang, will never fool anyone

Wait a minute, what's your name?

Kirin Temple Tianshilang?

Yamabuki Ditang blinked his eyes, looked back at the bucket of soup he had made, and then looked back at the airplane head in front of him.

Why are the people from Squad Zero here?

No, according to the timeline, Unohana Retsu's medical skills were taught by Kirinji Tenshiro, which means that Kirinji Tenshiro joined the Zero Squad after the establishment of the Gotei 13. In fact, Unohana Retsu had served as the captain of the 11th Squad for a period of time!

In other words, the current Kirinji Tenshiro is not a member of the Zero Squad at all, or in other words, he is not even on the establishment! He is just an ordinary doctor in Soul Street, with a spiritual pressure that is only slightly stronger than that of ordinary people!

Unexpectedly, I encountered an SR+SSR combination while on a business trip.

Who made me the child of destiny? I am so lucky!

"Boy, do you want to fight?" Qilinji Tianshilang was like a bad boy, holding a stick in his hand!

"You are my savior! How could I possibly be violent towards you? What a pity!" Shanbuki Ditang sighed and said, "The hero has no place to use his skills!"

Qilin Temple Tian Shilang was confused. What did this kid mean?

"With your medical skills! With your body! With your courage! With your handsome looks! You should never be confined to Rukongai. A real man born in troubled times should be equipped with a three-foot sword and achieve unprecedented achievements! Don't you think so?" Yamabuki Ditang said with a smile.

Qilin Temple Tian Shilang thought about it and felt that it was interesting!

For those who are truly talented, who wouldn't want to use their talents? Who would be willing to be ordinary all their lives?

What's more, he is indeed very handsome, there is no doubt about that!

"Do you want to bury your handsomeness and talent for the rest of your life? Or do you want to do something big and spectacular? Come on, join our Gotei 13! You have insurance with two days off a week, a stable job with annual leave, kind colleagues and love, and a beautiful tomorrow is waiting for you!" Yamabuki Ditang stretched out his hand to Kirinji Tenshiro.

"The Gotei 13?" Kirinji Tenshiro had never heard of this name.

"From the name, you can tell that this is a very righteous organization. Our goals range from protecting the Soul Society to maintaining the balance of the three realms! Come!"

"Maintain the balance of the three realms?" Qilin Temple Tian Shilang was moved by what he said.

For a job, treatment and salary are important, but it is more important to enable employees to feel a sense of belonging and identity.

Yamabuki Ditang had read an article online before.

In order to conduct an experiment, scientists found two teams to do the same job, which was to make phone calls to solicit investment for building schools for poor children.

The first team of experimenters just kept repeating the same boring work.

The second team of experimenters received thank-you letters from the children every day.

Without any external intervention, the second team raised more than twice as much as the first team.

This shows the importance of a sense of identity.

Yamabuki Toto directly raised the Gotei 13's sense of responsibility to its fullest. How could we be a killer organization? We exist for justice, to maintain the balance of the three realms, and for the life and death of countless lives.

Yes, this is the method used to fool people.

At this time, Qilin Temple Tian Shilang was not very old, and looked like a young man. He was fooled directly! His eyes were shining!

What is more important than maintaining the Three Realms?

It turns out that I can also shoulder this important responsibility!

Do you still need to hesitate?

Of course I joined immediately!

"Okay, since you said so, I will reluctantly accept your invitation! Join the Gotei 13!" Kirinji Tenshiro said with great enthusiasm.

Oh, what a deceptive god of death!

Just like that, when Yamabuki Ditang came, he was alone, but when he left, he had become four people, with their families!

"Yamamoto! I'm back! Did you miss me after not seeing me for a few days?" Yamabuki Ditang pushed open the door of the Shifengyuan family and shouted.

What greeted him was Saito's flying kick!

Haha, how could such a trick possibly hurt me? Look at me, Iron Bridge!

Yamabuki Ditang bent down very smoothly, and then Zhai Teng kicked Qilinji Tianshilang directly in the face!

"..." Shanchui Ditang.

"You still remember to come back? I thought you defected! Don't run, let me beat you up!" Saito shouted.

"Saito, stop it!" Yamamoto's voice came, and the originally lawless Saito suddenly became obedient.