In Soul Society, I just want to retire

She opened her eyes stiffly and saw Yamabuki Ditang glaring at her fiercely with a pair of panda eyes.

"Ah! Isn't this my dear teacher? What's wrong with your eyes? Were you beaten? Do you want me to avenge you? Don't worry, I will definitely beat back whoever hits you!" Ye Yi said proudly.

"The man who hit me is called life. Can you avenge me?" Yamabuki Ditang sneered, "Shifengyuan Yoruichi, as the captain of the second division, you actually let your team members handle the work for you. That's fine, but that team member didn't finish the work and actually took it home. Her father felt sorry for his daughter and could only handle the official business with her, and then stayed up until the early morning!"

Yamabuki Ditang pinched Ye Yi's face with a sinister smile: "Tell me, who should I go to for settlement?"

Ye Yi stared at Yamabuki Detang in panic. No wonder Soi Fong handled the work so quickly!

Chapter 410: Cat Windmill

"Old man, you must believe me. This is definitely a beautiful misunderstanding. I am a responsible woman. How could I do such an irresponsible thing? Let me go first, I promise not to run away." Ye Yi stretched out his cat claws and pointed to the sky and swore.

"Not running? If you don't run, you're not yourself! Tell me what to do about this matter?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Ye Yi immediately gave a very standard answer: "From now on, I will definitely not delay any work. I will complete the work of the day on the same day. Moreover, I will do all the work by myself and will never ask others to do it for me. Don't worry, no one will disturb your rest in the future."

"What else?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"And...and...Soufeng is a very good kid. How about giving her some training for a while and then letting her become a chief official?" Yoruichi asked.

"Forget it then. I know best how capable this girl is. Her current ability is not enough to serve as a chief official. What I mean is, should you be punished?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"Forget about the punishment... Teacher, I am your favorite student. No matter what mistake I make, you will forgive me. I believe this time will be the same. Besides, I know I was wrong." Ye Yi admitted his mistake as quickly as possible. As the saying goes, a wise man never suffers a loss in front of him. He definitely could not beat this perverted old man, so he might as well admit his mistake and let the matter pass.

Yamabuki Ditang asked a very strange question: "Yeyi, do you like riding the windmill?"

Ye Yi didn't understand what the old man meant.

"The big windmill you mentioned refers to..."

Yamabuki Detang had already grabbed Yoruichi's tail: "Cat Windmill! Have you played it?"

"Wait! Wait! Old man, someone will die!" Ye Yi shouted, holding on to the desk tightly with his cat claws, but how could a poor little kitten resist the strongest god of death?

Yamabuki Detang grabbed Yoruichi's tail and swung the shameless black cat like a meteor hammer.

"This is the legendary cat windmill. Hurry up and use your nunchakus! Ho-ho-ha-hei!"

“Ahhhhhhhhhh! Help!!!”

Yamabuki Ditang used a set of nunchakus, then opened the window, swung his arms, and threw Ye Yi directly into the sky as a star.

"Remember this, old man! I will definitely come back, and one day I will seek revenge on you!!! Aa ...

Without the annoying cats, the world is finally quiet.

Shanbuki Ditang breathed a sigh of relief.

When Yoruichi returned to the second squad, she came back holding her waist!

"I won't be a human being if I don't avenge this old bastard." Ye Yi walked with a limp, and the team members around him were all surprised. What was the captain doing outside? How did he get played like this?

"Lord Yoruichi...what are you doing..." Soi Fong was also shocked.

"No...it's okay. I accidentally fell while walking just now, and ended up like this." Yoruichi saw that Soi Fong was holding a few documents in her hand, and suddenly rushed over and snatched the documents away, scaring Soi Fong.

"Master Yoruichi, is this a very important document?" Soi-Fong asked in surprise.

"Ah~ No, but you should leave this kind of work to me in the future. This is my job. You just go and train with other team members." Ye Yilian said with a smile.

Soi Fong still felt something was wrong, but since Yoruichi said so, she couldn't refute it and could only train with the other team members.

After Soi Fong left, Yoruichi grabbed Urahara Kisuke and said, "Urahara, come with me. I have something to tell you."

Urahara Kisuke seemed to have figured out what was going on.

"We have been classmates for many years. Not only that, we have been companions through thick and thin after graduation. Now that I'm being bullied, shouldn't you help me out?" Yoruichi glared at Urahara Kisuke.

"Captain, there's a saying that goes, 'Do your own thing.' And this matter should have nothing to do with me, right?" Urahara Kisuke had a cunning smile on his face.

"Hmph? If you don't help me, I will tell old man Yamabuki that you dug a secret passage in his underground training ground. She doesn't know about this yet, right?" Yoruichi glared at Urahara Kisuke.

"This..." Urahara Kisuke scratched his head. When he and Yoruichi were still children, the two of them originally planned to dig a secret base by themselves, but considering various problems, in the end, Urahara Kisuke decided to directly use the underground training ground of Yamabuki Detang's house and dug a secret passage. When they had nothing to do, the two of them would occasionally go there for training, and they have not been discovered for so many years.

"I think the General Staff wouldn't mind this kind of thing!" Urahara Kisuke said helplessly.

"In short, you must participate in this matter." Ye Yi shouted fiercely: "I will not be satisfied unless I take revenge. This bastard actually treated me as a nunchaku in cat form. It's simply unreasonable!"

"Pfft!" Urahara Kisuke couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't expect it to be so funny. But it's not a big deal. I thought the Chief of Staff abandoned you and wanted to abort the baby!" Urahara Kisuke said with a smile.

"Your imagination is too rich, isn't it?" Yoruichi glared at Urahara Kisuke with contempt.

"Isn't it? That's what's written in novels. In the future, this child will definitely participate in the fight among wealthy families. Don't you have a younger brother? In the future, your son and your brother will fight for the family property, and the fight will be earth-shattering." Urahara Kisuke kept imagining.

"How could that novel have such an outrageous plot?" Ye Yi asked in shock.

As expected, Kisuke Urahara took out a novel from his clothes. The author of the novel was none other than Chiyo Yaoba.

"Honestly speaking, you can't imagine such a plot without a ten-year brain infarction, but it's still quite interesting if you watch it without thinking." Urahara Kisuke said with a smile.

Ye Yi snorted coldly: "This time I will use force to avenge old man Yamabuki. The strength of the two of us should be about the same, but in order to avoid insufficient force, we should find some strong external support."

"Do you have a choice in mind?" asked Urahara Kisuke.

An image flashed through Yoruichi's mind: "Byakuya Kuchiki of the Sixth Division is a good choice. His abilities have improved by leaps and bounds in recent years. I'm afraid he's not far behind his grandfather."

"So how do you convince Byakuya-kun to join?" asked Urahara Kisuke.

"That's none of your business. Apart from Byakuya, is there anyone else you can trust?" Yoruichi asked.

"This... there shouldn't be anyone else to find, right? But if three people can't beat an old man who is almost 800 years old, the Gotei 13 should be disbanded." Urahara Kisuke was also very curious about the true strength of Yamabuki Detou.

Chapter 411: Hit it off

Byakuya was at work in the Sixth Division as usual.

His talent far surpassed that of his father. Not long after obtaining his Zanpakutō, he learned Shikai, and then Bankai within a few years.

Kuchiki Sojun voluntarily resigned from the position of vice-captain of the 6th Division and let his son take over, while Kuchiki Sojun devoted himself to taking care of the internal affairs of the family.

When Byakuya grew up, he might have been unable to escape the sanctions of the world line because he was teased too many times by Yoruichi when he was a child, and ultimately became a faceless person.

The work of the Sixth Division is very simple. Kuchiki Ginling intends to train his grandson, so he leaves all the work to Byakuya.

What was unexpected was that although Byakuya was doing these jobs for the first time, he was able to handle them in an orderly manner, which made Kuchiki Ginling very pleased.

However, the job of the Sixth Squad is to maintain public order in the aristocratic district. After so many years of being beaten, these aristocrats have long learned the principle of keeping a low profile, so the work of the Sixth Squad is the most leisurely of all the teams.

After finishing his work, Byakuya sat quietly beside him drinking tea, his life was very comfortable.

"Guess who I am!"

Byakuya was drinking tea when suddenly his eyes were covered by someone. When he heard the voice, even though Byakuya had grown into a faceless person, he was still very annoyed.

There aren't many people who can appear behind you silently, and even fewer who like to tease you in this way.

Without saying a word, Byakuya drew his sword and slashed at Yoruichi behind him.

"Hey, hey, hey! I was just joking, and you actually pulled out a knife! Is this how the Kuchiki family taught you etiquette?" Ye Yi shouted.

Byakuya looked at Yoruichi expressionlessly, "Captain Shihouin, is there something you want to talk to me about?"

"Captain Shifengyuan? Why is it such a strange title? We are good friends who grew up together. How could you treat me like this? It really hurts me!" Yoruichi stretched out his hand and poked Byakuya's head again and again.

Veins popped up on Byakuya's forehead. He couldn't bear it any longer. He wanted to beat her up!

Stay calm! Stay calm! You absolutely must stay calm! It's not worth getting angry at people like this.

"Is it possible that I can't come and play with you when I have nothing to do? We had a lot of fun when we were kids!" Ye Yi immediately played the emotional card.

Hearing Yoruichi's shameless words, although Byakuya's face remained expressionless, he was already burning with anger in his heart. How dare you say that? What do you mean by "playing together since childhood"? It's obviously you who are playing with me unilaterally!

"If you have something to say, say it quickly. If not, leave immediately! I still have work to do. Goodbye!" Byakuya looked at Shihouin Yoruichi coldly.

"Since you asked sincerely, I will mercifully tell you that I have something very interesting to do. Do you want to participate? I promise you will never forget it!" Ye Yi asked with a smile.

"No, show me up!" Baiya knew Yoruichi too well and knew that he was definitely waiting to trick him.

From childhood to adulthood, there have been too many times when the two of them got into trouble together, and then Yoruichi relied on his fast running speed to leave him alone at the crime scene.

Do you think I'm still a two or three-year-old? How could such a trick fool me?

Byakuya took a sip of tea, but if Yoruichi played by the rules, she wouldn't be Yoruichi anymore.

As early as when Byakuya was drinking tea, Yoruichi had already prepared a wooden stick and hit Byakuya directly on the back of the head. Byakuya never dreamed that Yoruichi's shamelessness had evolved to such a terrifying level. Now he didn't even need any tricks and just took action directly.

Afterwards, Yoruichi put Byakuya into a sack that had been prepared long ago, and happily took Byakuya away.

The people in the Sixth Division didn't even notice that their vice-captain had been kidnapped.

Anyway, the work of the Sixth Division is very leisurely. Maybe the vice-captain is slacking off somewhere! You know, our vice-captain is a disciple of Yamabuki Ditang.

It's easy for him to do things like slacking off!

Just like that, Byakuya was kidnapped to the Shihouin family, and this time even Byakuya couldn't hold it back.

"You went to so much trouble to kidnap me, didn't you want a ransom?" Baiya looked at Yoruichi coldly.

"No, no, kidnapping the vice-captain of the Sixth Division and demanding a ransom is too lame. We can't do that!"

Byakuya frowned slightly because it wasn't Yoruichi who was speaking, but someone else.

"Urahara Kisuke? Why are you here! In my impression, you should be a mature and stable person, and shouldn't hang out with someone like Shihouin Yoruichi!" Although Byakuya's tone was calm, his sarcasm was sharp. Yoruichi glared at Byakuya unhappily, what's wrong with someone like me?

Kisuke Urahara and Yoruichi had already agreed that after kidnapping Byakuya, Yoruichi would not say a word, and Kisuke Urahara had a way to convince Byakuya.

"Brother Byakuya, I have something to ask you." Urahara Kisuke suddenly said, "Do you want to see the gap between you and the Chief of Staff? I can give you a chance! If you say no, I can let you go immediately."

Bai Ya's expression finally changed: "You guys want to..."

"Nothing, just a small challenge." Urahara Kisuke said with a smile.

Young people are full of energy and always want to prove themselves, which is actually not wrong.

Especially for a young master like Byakuya who comes from a prominent family, no matter what achievements he makes from childhood to adulthood, they will be overshadowed by the halo of the "Kuchiki family".

This is also the reason why many rich second-generations want to go out and start their own businesses.

Kisuke Urahara can not only develop various scientific research equipment, but also see through people's hearts.

This is also where he is stronger than Kurotsuchi Mayuri.

As expected, Byakuya didn't deny it right away. After a moment, he said in a deep voice, "Tell me the details of the plan!"

Yoruichi and Urahara Kisuke laughed. He is still a young man after all!

"But are the three of us enough? The Chief of Staff gives people an unfathomable feeling, and the three of us are still a bit weak!" Urahara Kisuke said in a low voice.

Ye Yi laughed and said, "If even the three of us can't beat that old man together, there's no point in getting others to join in! Besides, more people in a battle isn't necessarily better. Good coordination is what's most important!"

There is no need to say much about Kisuke Urahara and Yoruichi. They grew up together as childhood sweethearts, and the cooperation between Yoruichi and Byakuya is also outstanding.

So, we have more people and the advantage lies with me.

Although Ye Yi had been taught a lesson by Yamabuki Ditang before, the greatest advantage of a person is that he does not forget his mistakes.

So, this matter was decided happily.

"I still feel a little nervous about a head-on battle. How about this! Let's find a place to set a trap and launch a surprise attack!" said Urahara Kisuke.

He cannot be considered a pure warrior. When fighting, he mostly uses various unexpected means to keep the enemy busy.

The three of them hit it off immediately and prepared to trick Shan Chuiditang.

Chapter 412: Come and catch me! If you catch me, I’ll make you laugh!

What's the best way to relax in the summer? Turn on the air conditioning in your office, blast some cool air, wrap yourself up in a blanket, and take a nice nap until 3 p.m., then wake up and go home for lunch.

This is a simple and unpretentious day for Yamabuki Detang.

"Snapped!"

Yamabuki Detang was sleeping comfortably when suddenly a hidden weapon broke through the glass and flew towards him. Even though he was sleeping soundly, Yamabuki Detang easily reached out and grabbed the hidden weapon.

After confirming that the hidden weapon had no bomb or detonating tags, Yamabuki Ditang reluctantly got out of bed and looked at Yoruichi in the distance.

"Old man, I will never forgive you for treating me like a nunchaku yesterday. If you have the guts, come and fight me!" Ye Yi shouted from the roof.

Yamabuki Ditang was stunned. Did this girl take the wrong medicine today?