In Soul Society, I just want to retire

Yamabuki Ditang coughed lightly and turned to look at Yoruichi. When he found that Yoruichi had not followed him in, he was relieved and whispered, "Do you have any desserts that will make girls happy? I have a friend who asked me to buy one."

The waitress forced a laugh. "Did you have a fight with Captain Unohana? You're trying to appease your wife with a dessert. Men are truly unreliable. There's no need to feed the fish you've already caught. I was thinking of finding a boyfriend, but forget it. Being single is pretty good too."

Shanchui Ditang coughed forcefully twice: "Don't talk nonsense, kid. I bought this for my friend."

"I understand. Don't worry, I will keep it a secret for you." The shop girl took out a Dragon Breath Pepper and Durian flavored cake from the counter.

"If you buy this, I guarantee that Captain Unohana will be very happy." The salesgirl said seriously.

Yamabuki Ditang stared at the Dragon Breath Pepper and Durian flavored cake with a strange expression on his face.

Looking at the strange smell emanating from the cake, Yamabuki Ditang stared at the little girl: "I'm talking to you sincerely, why do you treat me like a fool? There's no problem with buying this cake, but you have to be responsible for eating it all, okay?"

The shop assistant laughed dryly: "I think the durian-flavored cake is pretty good..."

"I understand the logic, but why did you add dragon's breath pepper to the cake? Are the tastes of young people nowadays so weird?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"This is the latest work of our store manager. It will definitely satisfy you. People should be bold in trying new things. You should give it a try." The female clerk was still arguing.

"Have you ever tried it?"

"I'm not that brave. Ahem, sweet and spicy sauce is also delicious, and it tastes even better after fermentation. I think it's the same as this Dragon Breath Pepper and Durian flavored cake." said the shop assistant.

"Manager! I want to report a murder here." Yamabuki Ditang shook the complaint bell without hesitation.

"Stop, stop, stop! How can you not take a joke? Seriously, this is meaningless. So I can only recommend you a few ordinary cakes. Do you want a tequila-flavored cake or a vodka-flavored cake?"

"As the most famous dessert shop, don't we have anything normal?" Yamabuki Ditang couldn't help but complain.

"If we only sell the most ordinary things, how can we become the most famous dessert shop? Famous means delicious. Hurry and place your order. I guarantee that if you don't buy it, you will regret it for a day, and if you do, you will regret it for a lifetime. How could a smart person like you miss this one-time payment, lifelong benefit promotion?"

"Manager, I want to complain!"

"Stop, stop, stop! If you don't want to eat it, then don't eat it. Why are you so angry? It seems that ordinary people like you can't appreciate the essence of cake. I can only fool you with this ordinary chocolate cream cake." The shop assistant said helplessly.

Why can’t any of the cakes I recommend to customers be sold?

"Soubei, what do you want to eat? Just pick whatever you want." Yamabuki Detang showed a very gentle smile.

Soi Fong couldn't help biting her fingers as she looked at the dazzling array of desserts.

But in the end she just chose a very ordinary-looking apple beef pie.

"What country's dark cuisine is this? Why can apples and beef be made into a pie? Are you studying abroad in England?" Yamabuki Ditang glared at the waitress.

The salesgirl hung up a sign with a smile on her face. It said that once sold, no refunds or exchanges.

What a profiteer! This is the real profiteer!

There was no other way, so Yamabuki Detang could only take Soi Fong back home.

"Apple beef pie? Just hearing the name tells you it's a dark dish! Soi Fong, try it and tell me if it tastes good." Yamabuki Detang said.

Broken Bee bit off a large piece with force.

The originally depressed cheeks suddenly brightened up!

The fresh aroma of beef and the sweetness of apples are perfectly blended together. Not only that, there are chopped onions and butter spread inside, which makes the taste very rich. The crust on the outside is baked crispy and it crumbles when you bite it.

so……

"This is the real dark cuisine! I was really cheated!" Yamabuki Ditang looked at the store behind him dejectedly.

But Soi-Fong seemed to be enjoying the meal very much.

After a while, the apple beef pie in his hand was eaten up.

No matter, as long as the child likes it.

Chapter 394: Custody Obtained

Yamabuki Ditang finally returned home with a nervous mood.

Unohana hadn't finished get off work yet, so Yamabuki Detang took the initiative to prepare dinner.

"What do you two want to eat tonight?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"A rice ball will do!" Soi Fong said cautiously.

"I want to eat Buddha Jumps Over the Wall." Ye Yi was not polite at all. She wanted to empty her teacher's wallet. She knew that this old guy was very rich. There was no telling how many industries in the entire Soul Society were under his name. There was no need to think about saving money for him.

"Buddha Jumps Over the Wall! I think you look just like Buddha Jumps Over the Wall! It's decided, we'll have rice balls tonight." said Yamabuki Ditang.

Yoruichi, still the black cat, was sprawled on the table, complaining, "What's so delicious about rice balls? Can't you make something more flavorful? This is Soi Fong's first time at your house, and you're treating her with something like this? Soi Fong, do you see how stingy this man is? You'd better come to my house as soon as possible."

Soi Fong is now very curious, why can a person turn into a black cat?

She was concentrating on studying Yoruichi, pulling the cat's ears with her hands or grabbing a handful of the cat's tail.

Children are most curious, and Ye Yi became a child's toy.

Yamabuki Detang opened her refrigerator and found fresh salmon inside.

Cut the salmon into small pieces and place them at the bottom of a bowl. Stir lightly with soy sauce and mustard, then add a little salt to enhance the flavor.

Heat the white rice, place the salmon in the center of the rice, brush a little lard in the pan, and fry the rice balls until golden brown on both sides. The children next door cried when they saw this.

Yoruichi laid down next to the frying pan, "If one day you stop being a Shinigami, you'll definitely be a very good chef. How about I hire you to cook for me then?"

"Okay! But my fees will be very high." said Yamabuki Ditang.

"Why don't you go out and ask, when has I ever been short of money?" Ye Yi wanted to stretch out her cat claws to grab a rice ball, but was thrown into the dressing room by Yamabuki Ditang.

"Get dressed and wash your hands. Don't you know that the dirtiest part of a cat is its paws?" said Shanbuki Ditang.

"Hmph, I'm not dirty!" Ye Yi muttered as he changed his clothes in the locker room. The heroic captain of the second team was back again.

Just at this time, Unohana had also returned home from get off work. When she smelled the delicious food in the kitchen, she smiled like a flower.

"It's obviously not you who's cooking today, so why did you take the initiative to cook?" Unohana smiled, and then she saw the cake on the table.

The smile on his face slowly disappeared.

"Today is not our wedding anniversary, nor is it your birthday or my birthday, but you bought such a big cake...which means...you are in trouble? And a big trouble at that!" Unohana seemed to have the ability to read minds, and she saw through her husband's little tricks at a glance.

"How is that possible? Hurry up and wash your hands and eat." Yamabuki Ditang's face was full of smiles, but there was a hint of guilt in his smile.

He had never told Unohana about adopting a child before. In other words, what if his wife didn't agree?

Living together is a matter for two people!

Ye Yi was completely focused on the food. As for how the two of them would discuss it in the end, it had nothing to do with her. All she had to consider now was to eat her fill quickly.

"Whose little girl is this so cute?" Unohana rubbed Suifeng's head with a smile on her face.

Soi-Fong seemed very reserved.

A strange smile appeared on Ye Yi's face. She suddenly thought of a good way to trick her teacher: "In fact, this is our illegitimate daughter."

"Cough cough cough!" Yamabuki Ditang almost choked to death: "Evil disciple! Evil disciple! How can you say such things casually? I will clean up this sect today."

The result, of course, was that Yoruichi was severely beaten again, and in the end he could only squat in the corner holding a rice ball.

Unohana watched the two of them playing around with a smile on her face. She was used to this kind of thing.

"So this means this is Go Go's daughter? Go Go died in the battle of Hueco Mundo, leaving behind only a daughter with no one to take care of her, so you want to adopt this child, right?" Unohana asked.

"Yeah, yeah." Yamabuki Detang nodded vigorously and looked at Unohana with anticipation.

"Of course, no problem. I love children, too. Besides, even if I object, there's no point, right? How could I not understand you? When would you change your decision just because of someone else's opinion?" Unohana smiled. "But suddenly being called mom makes me feel hundreds of years older."

There was a hint of helplessness on Ye Yi's face. If these two people didn't agree, she still thought she had a chance.

Since Captain Unohana has agreed to adopt Soi Fong, there is definitely no way for him to interfere.

"Okay, from now on this is your new home. I will try my best to be a good father, although this fierce-looking aunt may not be a good mother." Yamabuki Ditang said, pointing at Unohana.

Unohana picked up the iron spoon on the table and knocked it on Yamabuki Detang's head.

Soi Fong looked at the unfamiliar environment and the unfamiliar people in front of her. It all felt like a dream.

People's families have been broken apart, but unexpectedly, a new home is formed in this way.

With two fathers and mothers who seem unreliable.

Holding the cake in her hands, Soi-Fong's young heart was filled with complicated emotions.

"Suifeng, don't you like eating cake? Let me do it for you!" Ye Yi came over with his long neck and ate the cake in Soifeng's hand in one bite.

"..."

This is the first time I have seen such a shameless person.

"Spit it out, bastard!" Yamabuki Ditang slapped Ye Yi hard on the back of the head.

"Don't hit me on the head, it will make me stupid. And if you want to eat it, just buy it. Do you think I don't know that you are a rich man? Yes, I heard that the store we went to before has a specialty, Dragon Breath Pepper Durian Flavored Cake. Everyone who has eaten this cake praises its deliciousness. Why don't you buy one?" Ye Yi asked.

"Do you think I'm an idiot too?"

Ye Yi raised his hand and swore: "I swear to God, that cake is really delicious. If I lie to you, you can stew me."

Originally, Yamabuki Detang would never fall for such a trick, but... after Ye Yi said this, Yamabuki Detang's curiosity was aroused.

"Just give it a try! It's just a cake, I don't believe it can kill people." Yamabuki Ditang returned to the cake shop.

"The Chief of Staff is here again?" the shop assistant asked with a smile.

"Ahem, didn't you recommend me a Dragon Breath Pepper Durian flavored cake before? Let me try one."

Chapter 395: Hell-level Cake

When he went out, he found that it was drizzling outside. Not only that, Ye Yi was still waiting for him here.

"Why do we need so many people just to buy a cake? Don't let the rain get to you." Yamabuki Ditang asked, holding up the cake in his hand, "Is this really delicious? Are you lying to me again?"

When he looked up, he was stunned. Ye Yi was looking at him, but his expression was very tired.

Yamabuki Ditang raised his eyebrows and immediately thought of the reason.

Buying a cake was just an excuse. Ye Yi just wanted to find an opportunity to ask him out, right?

"Why do you have that expression? This is not like the you I know." Yamabuki Ditang's voice gradually became softer.

No matter how strong a person appears, there is always a soft spot inside.

Even the strongest spring will eventually break.

Ye Yi walked behind Yamabuki Detang and leaned his back against Yamabuki Detang's back.

"It's okay, I just feel a little tired." Yoruichi's voice was not as happy as before.

"I used to think that becoming a captain was a very simple thing. Just like you and my old man, I just had to sit in the office and revise reports every day. I didn't expect that when I really became the captain, I found that it was not the case at all. The lives of so many people are on your shoulders, a little... a little..." Ye Yi didn't continue speaking, but the strength of leaning on Yamabuki Ditang's back became stronger and stronger.

Yamabuki Ditang knew the reason, but he didn't say it clearly.

So many people died in this expedition against Hueco Mundo, and Yoruichi must be feeling guilty, but she must never show this guilt in front of outsiders.

She is the captain of the second division and the core of thousands of Shinigami. She must never show any weakness in front of outsiders.

But Yamabuki Ditang is different for her. Although they are master and apprentice, their relationship is no different from that of father and daughter.

"Don't you feel that sometimes it's quite happy to be a heartless person? At least there are not so many worries?" Shanbuki Ditang asked softly.

"That's why I'm upset!!!" Ye Yi suddenly turned around and bit and scratched Yamabuki Detang.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? Are you crazy?"

Yoruichi completely treated Yamabuki Detang as a big baby and vented his anger: "Now I finally understand why so many veteran captains choose to retire or resign! This is really not a job for a human being. Holding power is indeed wonderful, but it is also a curse. Suddenly I miss my childhood life. I didn't have to think about anything. If I encountered a problem, I could ask you or Urahara directly, and you would always give me the answer. But now, everyone is thinking behind my back..."

Yamabuki Detang is not good at reading other people's minds.

But this straightforward girl must have felt bad when she saw Xinyu's comrade die in front of her and she had to pretend to be cold and give orders.

"This is our fate. No one can escape it, you and me included. Maybe one day... I am not forced to face the other person's corpse. You must not cry then." Yamabuki Ditang said.

After hearing this, Ye Yi became obviously more manic, and his bite force increased sharply!

"Okay, okay, stop biting. If you bite again, the steel skin will be triggered. Be careful not to knock your teeth out." Yamabuki Ditang comforted.

At this moment, a man's voice came from a distance.

"Captain, so you are here! I have been looking for you for so long. Come back and work with me as soon as possible. There are still many follow-up tasks waiting for you to deal with..." Omaeda Nozomi suddenly stopped talking in the middle of his words.

From his perspective, Yoruichi was biting and tearing Yamabuki Detang like a kitten acting coquettishly.