In Soul Society, I just want to retire

"The captain has gone to compile new textbooks. Didn't they say in today's meeting that Maou Spiritual Academy would be adding new courses? The captain is the best candidate to compile the textbooks." Kamishirokawa explained.

Hearing that Unohana was not there, Yamabuki Detang felt himself standing up. If Unohana was not there, wouldn't the Fourth Division become his world?

"Shuangye, come here, I will teach you the medical skills step by step. Your master's skills are not comparable to those of your master's wife!" Yamabuki Ditang showed an unfathomable expression.

At this time, Zhicheng Shuangye was diagnosing a patient. The patient's face was pale and he looked at Zhicheng Shuangye tremblingly.

"Doctor, why are you frowning so deeply? Just tell me the truth, what disease do I have?" the patient asked cautiously.

Zaraki Fuyouya frowned, nodded first, then shook his head, and finally sighed deeply.

This set of operations almost scared the patient to death, and he was even prepared to issue a critical illness notice.

"You're just suffering from bloating!" Zaraki Shuangye finally came to a conclusion. The patient had his eyes closed, ready to die, but suddenly heard that he was just suffering from bloating and was stunned for a moment, even thinking he had misheard: "Um... Doctor, are you sure I'm just suffering from bloating?"

"Of course I'm sure. The previous patient also had bloating, and I was the one who treated him!" Zaraki Shuang said very confidently.

"Then why did you shake your head and sigh just now?" the patient asked courageously.

Zhi Cheng Shuang also stared at the patient solemnly. His solemn gaze made the patient's heart jump again, and he thought that there was another hidden reason for his illness!

I've heard that when a patient is diagnosed with a terminal illness, they tell their family members instead of telling the patient directly. Could it be that...

The patient's hands trembled constantly at the thought of having a terminal illness. It's over, my life is over!

"I sigh because... I don't know how to cure bloating!" Zaraki Shuang said very honestly.

The patient froze in place, then finally sat down, seemingly trying to calm himself. Suddenly, he drew his knife and said, "I'm going to fight you, you quack! I'm going to die! Give me a quick death!"

The doctors around hurriedly held the patient down, but Zaraki Fuyouya showed a look of surprise. He suddenly understood why he had to learn medicine in order to become "Kengpachi". It turned out that his master had such a deeper meaning.

After becoming a doctor, it is inevitable that I will encounter such unreasonable patients who come to the hospital to make trouble. This will help me train my fighting power, and over time I will naturally become a powerful god of death.

"Let me do it!!" Zhi Chengshuang also pulled out his Yulu Zheli Pomegranate, but before he could draw his knife, he was slapped hard on the back of his head. Zhi Chengshuang turned around and saw that the person who slapped him was none other than his teacher.

Shanbuki Ditang's face was filled with despair. "Evil disciple! Evil disciple! The reputation I've painstakingly built up over the years will be ruined by you sooner or later."

"Since you don't know how to treat flatulence, let me show you how to treat it!" Although Yamabuki Ditang wanted to slap this evil disciple to death, he kept telling himself that it was okay, it was okay, the child was just ignorant. As long as he taught him well, he would definitely become a famous doctor.

After finally calming the patient down, Yamabuki Ditang took action personally and cured the disease in a short time. The patient felt relaxed and had a happy look on his face.

"Chief Staff, do you know that guy just now? I didn't know that quack could actually teach such an apprentice! He's really misleading his students!" The patient stumbled and said, "By the way, Chief Staff, do you know his teacher?"

The smile on Yamabuki Ditang's face was uglier than crying. In the end, he said, against his conscience, "I don't know him. If I meet him in the future, I will definitely criticize him!"

"That's good, that's good! My illness is cured, and I'll go first!" The patient left happily.

Zaraki Shuang also walked over cautiously, glanced at Yamabuki Ditang's face and asked, "Master, have I gotten into trouble?"

Although Yamabuki Ditang wanted to slap this evil disciple to death, he still forced himself to calm down and smiled, which was uglier than crying: "It's okay! It's okay! It's inevitable for a newcomer. If you don't understand, Master will teach you!"

Zhicheng Shuang also sat next to Yamabuki Ditang, seemingly understanding the situation, waiting for the next patient.

Kenpachi and his three companions were still playing poker, while Huoying had already had small notes stuck all over her face.

Kamishirokawa was still putting pressure on her: "Huoying, we agreed before that the loser would treat us to a meal. I heard that a very good restaurant opened in Rukongai recently."

When Huoying thought about the possibility of losing her wallet, she looked at the two shameless men and whispered, "I'm a weak girl. Will it be dangerous if I go out in the middle of the night?"

Hyakkiji glanced at the heavy sword weighing hundreds of pounds placed next to Huoying, and was ready to redefine the idiom "weak as a kitten".

At this time, Yamabuki Detang and Zanjo Shuang finally welcomed their second patient.

This is a male Shinigami who looks a bit feminine. Judging from the armband, he should be from the 12th Division.

"Doctor, what should I do if my stomach feels uncomfortable?" asked the Death Team member weakly.

Zaraki Shuang also turned to look at his teacher, and Yamabuki Ditang made a "you come" gesture.

Zhicheng Shuang was suddenly full of confidence. It seemed that the teacher still believed in him very much.

"What have you eaten recently? Do you have symptoms of diarrhea?" Zaraki Shuangye asked very professionally.

Everything is normal so far, Yamabuki Ditang muttered to himself.

"no!"

"Let me take your pulse!" Zaraki Shuang also grabbed the wrist of the Death Team member and began to determine the other party's condition according to what was written in the book.

After a long while, Zelcheng Shuangye said to him with a serious expression: "Wait a moment!"

Then he turned and came to Yamabuki Ditang.

"Teacher, I discovered a pulse condition I have never seen before!" Zhicheng Shuangye's face was solemn.

"Then how many times have you taken people's pulses so far?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Zhi Cheng Shuang also counted on his fingers: "Three times!"

"Then what do you think of the patient's condition?" Yamabuki Ditang asked again.

"Teacher, I think the patient might be... pregnant!"

Chapter 293: Evil disciple! Evil disciple!

Yamabuki Ditang almost spit out blood. He turned to look at the healing Grim Reaper and asked in a skeptical tone, "Excuse me... the gender?"

I have to admit that many times some girls do look a lot like boys.

The Death Brother said a little embarrassedly: "Although I look a little feminine, I am indeed a boy."

Mole City Shuangye was still muttering to himself: "When a girl gets pregnant, the baby is in the uterus. Men don't have a uterus. If they get pregnant, is it considered an ectopic pregnancy?"

Yamabuki Ditang couldn't hold on any longer. Wicked disciple! Wicked disciple!

"Don't panic, let me take a look!" Yamabuki Ditang grabbed the neck of Zhicheng Shuangye and threw him directly onto the card game in the distance. After a quick examination, he found that he was just suffering from mild food poisoning. He would be able to recover in one night after drinking some antidote.

The three members of Kenpachi were covering their mouths and laughing, just watching the fun!

Yamabuki Ditang finally understood why it took medical students seven or eight years to graduate. This thing really can't be learned quickly!

What can I do? I can only teach my apprentice slowly.

At this time, Huoying suddenly threw the playing cards in front of her onto the table: "Time to eat, time to eat!"

"Are you trying to cheat, little girl? I'll see how you get away with dinner tonight!" Bai Guisi pointed at the note on Huoying's face proudly.

Zhi Cheng Shuang showed no sign of remorse and continued to wait for the next patient to come.

"Medical skills, like swordsmanship, are acquired through years of practice and cannot be mastered overnight! Let's have dinner together! It's also your fault that I didn't teach you some basic things well. When you come back later, I will teach you from the most basic things." Yamabuki Ditang knew that in medicine, knowledge in books is one thing, and actual practice is another.

There are no variables in the books, but there are too many variables in reality.

Any slight change may change the final result.

After finishing his meal, Yamabuki Ditang remembered that there must be a lot of work piled up in his office. If he didn't go back, Kuchiki Xianghe would probably come out to arrest him.

"You three, yes, I'm talking about you three!" Yamabuki Ditang grabbed the other two and said, "Your medical skills are passable. Help me teach him this afternoon! I still have a lot of work to do, Zaraki. If you want to learn, come to my house tonight!"

After dinner, Yamabuki Ditang returned to the office very unhappy.

"Boom!!!"

I just returned to my office when a thick stack of documents fell on me.

Kuchiki Hibiki looked at Yamabuki Ditang with a smile on his face: "Chief of Staff, you are finally back. These are the tasks that have accumulated for you. You must handle them properly!"

Yamabuki Ditang regretted it. If he had known earlier, he would have waited until he had enough fun outside before coming back.

Just as this thought came to mind, Kuchiki Hibiki had already grabbed Yamabuki Ditang's shoulders with a sly grin: "Running away is impossible. You can't run away in this lifetime until you finish this job!"

Just like that, life seemed to have returned to its former peace.

Finally, before dark, Yamabuki Ditang solved all the work perfectly.

Finally, he collapsed on the desk, and Kuchiki Xianghe handled the aftermath very skillfully.

Suddenly, Yamabuki Ditang remembered that Huoying was treating someone to dinner tonight. How about going over to eat for free? Her monthly salary was quite a lot.

Thinking of this, Yamabuki Ditang suddenly felt strong enough and went to find Huoying happily.

The Fourth Division had not yet finished get off work, and Zaraki Shuang had already gone home. Since there were no new patients, it was very quiet at this time.

But when they arrived at the Fourth Division, they found that the three people including Huoying had already left early, and the one who stayed here to lead the team was none other than Aizen.

"Huh? Why are you here? Shouldn't you be in the 5th Division?" Yamabuki Ditang asked curiously.

Aizen smiled and explained that the reason he came here was of course to slack off!

Anyway, the work in the Fourth Division is very leisurely, so it’s nothing.

Yamabuki Ditang covered his face in pain. Is this the saying, "If the top beam is crooked, the bottom beam will be crooked?" Why are all of them imitating me?

"Actually, I came here to see the teacher's new disciple! He seems to be a noble young master of the Zaraki family, right?" Aizen smiled and said, "He should be much better than a useless disciple like me, right? I am just a small vice-captain now."

Yamabuki Ditang couldn't help but roll his eyes: "There are only two of us here, and you're still pretending in front of me?"

"Besides, what can he do as the vice-captain? He is also an elite member of the Gotei 13." Yamabuki Ditang said.

"It's such a pity that I couldn't meet this junior brother." Aizen said a little disappointedly.

Yamabuki Detang didn't want Zaraki Souya to meet Aizen at this time. It would be terrible if there was any chemical reaction between the two of them.

"I'm afraid you didn't come here just to see your junior brother!" Yamabuki Ditang suddenly asked.

Aizen smiled and said, "As expected of a teacher, you saw through my thoughts right away. I heard that the teacher revealed wormhole technology and spirit core technology today? I'd like to get a little acquainted with them. I wonder if the teacher can teach me!"

Aizen has been having his men secretly research wormhole technology, but this thing is more difficult than the Hollowification of a Shinigami. If Hikifune Kiryu did not have the help of Yamabuki Detang, he might not be able to research it in his lifetime, and the only one among Aizen's men who can be called a scientist is Sal Apollo.

Although Aizen's own scientific research technology is also very high, all his skill points are focused on breaking the limits of the God of Death.

So after a hundred years, Aizen still hasn't figured out the wormhole technology.

In the end, I had no choice but to ask my teacher for help. I didn’t know if the teacher would teach me this technique.

"Of course... no!" Yamabuki Detang refused directly, looking at Aizen with a playful expression, but Aizen seemed to have thought of this result a long time ago and was not disappointed.

"You've already said that you're only a vice-captain now. Wormhole technology involves the highest secrets of the Gotei 13. You can't touch it." Yamabuki Toto said, "This technology is sealed in the lowest level of the 12th Division. No one can enter without my order."

The corners of Aizen's mouth couldn't help twitching. You told me not to touch it, but you deliberately told me where this technology is. Aren't you forcing me to make mistakes on purpose?

Aizen muttered silently in his heart.

"In that case, I understand. By the way, I suddenly remembered that I still have something to deal with. Teacher, I'd like to ask you to help me take charge of the class. Anyway, it will be time to get off work soon." Aizen pressed Yamabuki Detang on the chair and ran away.

"This bastard... sold me out?"

Chapter 294: Invincible Mirror Flower and Water Moon

Looking at Aizen's cheerful back, Yamabuki Detang felt that the world no longer loved her.

What have I done to myself to raise such a bunch of idiots? Is there something wrong with my parenting methods?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

His only regret now is that he doesn’t have a job, otherwise he would definitely perform a rice bowl on the spot.

After leaving the Fourth Division, Aizen went straight to the Twelfth Division without stopping. The teacher's attitude was very strange. He clearly told him that he could not give him the spirit core technology, but he told him where the spirit core technology was.

He knew that he had the ability of Mirror Flower and Water Moon. As long as he used the ability of Mirror Flower and Water Moon, he could easily obtain the spirit core technology no matter how tight the defense of the 12th Division was.

"I see! It's your responsibility as the chief of staff of the Gotei 13 to reject me. When facing your own disciples, you must be selfless, otherwise you will not be able to convince them. But deep down in your heart, you hope that I can get this technology, so you told me that the spirit core technology is hidden deep in the 12th Division. If the technology is stolen, it will be because the 12th Division does not guard it strictly, and it has nothing to do with you! You really deserve to be a teacher. You consider things so carefully." Aizen looked at the afterglow of the setting sun in the sky. He was becoming more and more confused about his teacher's attitude towards him.

The spirit core technology is of little use to him, and it is even more impossible to use it to arm the Hueco Mundo. Those raw and blood-drinking Hollows are more suitable to use claws and teeth as weapons. Moreover, Aizen has decided to take the elite route. Except for those few elite ones, the other Arrancar are dispensable.

And after all, it was just a large-scale experiment of his own, and Aizen didn't care about the life and death of those experimental subjects.

What Aizen really wants is wormhole technology.

Once wormhole technology is perfected, it will bring epoch-making significance. Now that it has just started, remote support and remote treatment, which seemed like fantasy in the past, have already been developed. What Soul Society lacks the least is talent. If two genius scientists appear in the future, who knows what kind of strange and bizarre abilities they can develop.

Aizen decided that he must obtain the wormhole technology at all costs. Only when both sides are equal in technology will they have the ability to confront each other head-on.

Aizen used his ability of Kyoka Suigetsu and swaggered directly to the 12th Division. In the eyes of the members of the 12th Division, Aizen had become Yamabuki Detou.

They all stood up and greeted each other.

Aizen knew very well that talking too much would lead to more mistakes, so he didn't say much to these ordinary researchers. He just smiled and waved his hand as a greeting.

Yamabuki Toto is a frequent visitor to the 12th Division. Neither the researchers nor the Shinigami in charge of security care about him. Aizen entered an uninhabited area and went straight to the bottom of the 12th Division.

During this time, he witnessed a small-scale wormhole experiment.

Even now, Aizen's knowledge base still cannot fully understand the existence of wormholes.