In Soul Society, I just want to retire

Yamabuki Detang yawned in her office. Summer days were the worst. The office was stuffy and hot. Soul Society's technology was so advanced, why couldn't they develop air conditioning? There was no reason.

Shanchui Ditang held a paper fan in his left hand and iced juice in his right hand, and fanned his face vigorously with the paper fan, hoping to get a little coolness.

As a result, all that comes out is hot air.

He tilted his head back and drank the iced juice in the glass in one gulp. Then he slammed the table and stood up. "I'm sure I can't stand it if this goes on! Let's go out and get some fresh air!"

Yamabuki Ditang was just about to leave the office when Kuchiki Hibiki walked in with a huge stack of documents. "Chief Staff Officer, you've arrived at the perfect time. These are the documents you need to handle!"

Yamabuki Ditang looked at the work in front of him, his eyes twitching uncontrollably. "Why does Soul Society have so many problems every day? Can't I just have a day off? It's so damn hot, and I have to stay in the office to work. Isn't this too tragic?"

Suddenly, Yamabuki Detang looked up at Kuchiki Hibiki with ill intentions.

"Xianghe, I know you are a person who cares about the world. Just take me to review these documents. If it is an unimportant matter, just give me the answer directly. If it is an important matter, wait until I come back and make plans! I'm going to buy a watermelon outside. Don't move here. I'll be back soon!" Shanchui Ditang opened a wormhole without saying a word and prepared to run out.

The most amazing thing about the invention of wormhole technology is not its tactical application, but that it is so suitable for slacking off.

I must be a genius at slacking off!

Before Kuchiki Hibiki could make any explanation, Yamabuki Detang had already left through the wormhole. Kuchiki Hibiki sighed helplessly. His boss... didn't he know that all the incompetent rulers since ancient times were made this way?

It is not a good sign to be idle and lazy. If you have time, have a good talk with the General Staff.

Ever since Yamabuki Ditang took the position of Chief of Staff, he has been able to understand more and more the foolish emperors in ancient times.

Imagine a young man who suddenly inherits a large fortune that he could not spend in his lifetime. At this time, two groups of people appear around him.

On one side are the clean streams. They said to the young man: You should be frugal, take care of the family business, and don't focus all your attention on pleasure. Young people should endure more hardships, so that you can get a good reputation.

On the other side are the jesters. These men have no other strengths, but they know how to read the minds of young people. What? Your Majesty, you like beautiful women? Quick, summon all the beauties in the world to the palace. What? Your Majesty, you like delicious food? Quick, summon the most famous chef in the world. What? Your Majesty, you want to build a new palace? No problem, I'll do it right away. Your Majesty, you asked where the money for the palace will come from! Why bother with that? Leave it to me. I'll make the people and the merchants suffer a little. At most, I'll delay the salaries of lower-level officials for a few months, and the money for the palace will be found.

One is to work diligently and gain a good reputation in history.

Even though he will be infamous for eternity, he still enjoyed everything that the world should have.

A wise ruler or a foolish one?

Before traveling through time, Yamabuki Detang had read many historical novels. The protagonist traveled to ancient times and worked diligently, fighting against the sky and the earth, against corrupt officials and landlords, just to gain a little benefit for the people.

When he was young, Yamabuki Detang was also very moved, and fantasized that if he became an emperor, he would definitely be a wise ruler.

But as I grow older, I realize that no matter what position a person is in, no matter whether he is poor or rich, no matter whether he is in a high position or unknown, no matter what he does, the ultimate goal is to gain more for himself.

This is something engraved in human genes. Unless genetic engineering is invented one day, these things that humans consider "ugly" will never be eliminated.

"Where should we go for fun?" Yamabuki Ditang walked to the store and bought a big watermelon. He would use it to reward his subordinates who were working hard when he got back.

"I haven't been to the Maou Spiritual Arts Academy for a long time. I wonder how the children there are doing. Let's go and see." Yamabuki Ditang weighed the watermelon gently in one hand, walked briskly, and arrived at the Maou Spiritual Arts Academy a moment later.

Anyway, unless he is on his way to work, his steps are always brisk.

Yamabuki Ditang discovered a strange theorem: the road to work is difficult and long, while the road home from get off work is leisurely and brisk. Although they are walking on the same road, the feeling is completely different due to different mentality.

Yamabuki Detang came to the Maou Spiritual Academy leisurely. The whole academy was filled with a youthful atmosphere.

Not far away, a group of girls were practicing ghost arts.

Because the weather was too hot, the girls rolled up their sleeves to their upper arms, revealing their white arms.

The more daring girls even roll up their pants to their thighs, exuding youthful hormones.

"It's great to be young!" Yamabuki Ditang squinted his eyes and looked at the girls who were training. In the blink of an eye, he was no longer young.

Time flies so fast.

At this time, Yamabuki Detang heard several girls complaining there.

"Our principal is such a fool! Can't he order some cool clothes for this hot weather? He's still wearing long sleeves and long pants in this scorching weather. He must be an old-fashioned guy!"

A girl of about thirteen or fourteen complained. She had a childish look on her face, with fair skin, pink lips, and beads of sweat on her forehead.

"It's all for appearance! We are going to be the God of Death in the future, so how can we not pay attention to our appearance? If you are afraid of the heat, how can you be the God of Death?" said another older girl, who seemed to be a senior.

Unlike the previous girl, this senior is taller and has a fuller figure. Because of sweat, her clothes stick tightly to her body, outlining delicate curves. There are also many boys next to her who are practicing ghost arts while secretly watching this beautiful scene.

Having said that, the senior student was also sweating profusely from the heat.

Yamabuki Ditang reached out and touched his chin. It's unlikely to give the school additional funding. The annual funding is just this much!

But in order to prevent girls from getting heatstroke, short sleeves and short skirts must be arranged!

I'm not here to look at these young girls' legs. I'm here for their health. What if they get a heat stroke? How heartbreaking!

"Okay, stop practicing and come and eat watermelon!" Yamabuki Ditang walked over with a smile, holding a watermelon. As for his subordinates, he would buy one for them after returning!

Chapter 267: In summer, short skirts and black stockings are more suitable

Most of the students in the academy have never seen Yamabuki Detang. They only know that their principal is an old man who has lived for hundreds of years. So in the impression of these students, their principal should be a stereotyped figure with a cane, a bald head, a cold brow and a cold look.

The person in front of them was a teenager who was only a few years older than them, and they didn't connect this young man with their dean at all.

The girls were also a little surprised. Where did this young man come from? They didn't seem to have seen him at school.

"Don't just stand there! Come and eat watermelon!" Yamabuki Ditang took out his Zanpakutō and divided the watermelon into small pieces evenly for the girls.

The girls said thank you politely and took the watermelon and took a bite.

"It's iced! It's delicious!" said the girl who suggested the short skirt happily.

Watermelon is very expensive here, not to mention chilled watermelon in the summer. Most of the time, only the nobles can afford to buy a cool chilled watermelon in the hot summer, and children from ordinary families can only watch.

The boys next to us were full of envy. The girls next door all had watermelons, but we could only look on and quench our thirst.

"Look at this boy, he has shifty eyes, he must be trying to take this opportunity to pick up girls!" A boy said in a low voice, and then all the boys agreed.

"I just heard you say you want a custom-made short skirt? How short do you want the skirt to be?" Yamabuki Ditang suddenly asked.

The little girl who was eating watermelon didn't expect to be asked this question suddenly. She blushed and lowered her head. She just said it casually, but she didn't expect to be heard by someone.

Besides, what decent guy would ask a girl how short her skirt is? It sounds like sexual harassment, doesn't it?

"I... I just said it casually! You must not spread it out. The dean of our college is an old-fashioned person. If he finds out, he will definitely punish me!" said the little girl with a red face.

"Wait, how do you know the dean of the Maou Spiritual Arts Academy is such a geek?" Yamabuki Ditang asked with a puzzled look on his face, reaching out to touch his cheek. "Have you ever met your dean?"

"Although I've never seen him, think about it, the Shinyang Spiritual Arts Academy has been established for more than seven hundred years, and the dean has never been changed from the beginning to the end. That means the dean is at least seven hundred years old. A seven hundred-year-old antique, how old-fashioned must his thoughts be? He definitely can't accept that the girls in the academy all wear short skirts!" The girls were a little restrained at first, but they had a great time chatting after they relaxed.

It is said that one girl is equivalent to two hundred ducks. Now there are at least twenty young girls around Yamabuki Ditang. Maybe because the weather is too hot, or maybe because they are tired from training, these girls are standing in the shade of the trees to cool off, and they are complaining about their dissatisfaction.

"By the way, which class are you from? Why haven't I seen you before?" A girl asked a question at this time.

Yamabuki Ditang narrowed his eyes and said, "I'm a fashion designer. I'm supposed to be designing new school uniforms, so I need to take in as many of the students' opinions as possible."

Yamabuki Ditang said as he took out a piece of paper and a pen and sketched out a picture of a short skirt.

A dark knee-length pleated skirt paired with a light-colored short-sleeved shirt. If possible, you can also choose to match it with black or white stockings. Yamabuki Ditang believes that the girls of Maou Spiritual Academy will definitely become a beautiful landscape.

"Of course, I'm thinking about the physical and mental health of these children, not just because I want to see white stockings and thighs!" Yamabuki Ditang kept persuading himself.

"So you are a fashion designer! It's useless. Our college dean, that old fogy guy, will definitely not agree with us dressing like this!" The girls lamented.

Which girl doesn’t love beauty?

The uniforms of the girls at Shinō Spiritual Arts Academy are inspired by the costumes of shrine maidens from the Warring States period. The white shirts paired with the red long skirts are just as beautiful. However, the weather is too hot, and it looks very stuffy when they wear them like this.

"You can rest assured about this. I am very familiar with your dean, and he will definitely accept my advice." Yamabuki Ditang said with a smile.

The girls could only nod doubtfully and continue eating their watermelons.

After saying goodbye to these lovely girls, Yamabuki Ditang went straight to his office at the Maou Spiritual Academy and called all the responsible persons over.

These leaders all retired from the Gotei 13 and came to the Shinō Spiritual Academy to teach. In fact, there is no difference for them. They all have the same leader and the working environment has not changed much.

"Chief of Staff... why are you here suddenly? Is there something important to announce?" Several responsible persons looked curious.

Yamabuki Ditang, still holding a piece of watermelon, said to the others with a smile, "It's actually not a big deal. Recently, some students have been complaining about the weather being too hot and our school uniforms being too tight, which has made many people feel uncomfortable. I'm here to design a new school uniform that will keep you cool!"

Yamabuki Ditang took out his design with confidence.

Things like short skirts and black stockings are not uncommon in the Gotei 13. They were invented hundreds of years ago. Of course, people's minds are not so open after all, and few people wear this type of clothing in public.

"General Staff, isn't this... a little too revealing?"

"Teaching and educating people means not only teaching skills, but also enlightening minds. When it's cold, put on more clothes, and when it's hot, take off clothes. Do you still need me to teach you such a simple thing? You have to be flexible in doing things. It's just a skirt. It has been invented for hundreds of years. So many people wear it on the street, why can't students wear it? We have to consider the health of the students!" Yamabuki Ditang said righteously.

There are four people in charge, three of them are men and they both agreed, and the remaining one is a middle-aged woman who didn't even raise an eyebrow. I am too embarrassed to expose you!

Are you doing that for the students' health?

"Dean, all the students who come here to study are young. At this age, they are most likely to have fantasies about love. What if... I mean, what if something happens..." The female person in charge wanted to try harder.

"What we are training is the god of death. An ordinary soul who wants to become a qualified god of death is destined to go through a series of rigorous tests. This is also part of the test. I have made up my mind. Let's do it." Yamabuki Ditang made the decision directly.

As the dean, Yamabuki Ditang has absolute power, and the female head can't do anything about it. It seems that I can only be more strict in the future.

Chapter 268: A sneak attack from Ye Yi

Yamabuki Ditang was talking to several leaders of the college when suddenly a small figure flashed past the door, and no one paid any attention.

The figure that flashed past their eyes was none other than Yoruichi Shihouin.

"I've been waiting for you for several days, and you're finally here!" Ye Yi looked inside quietly and found that Yamabuki Ditang didn't pay any attention to him at all. That's great, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Yoruichi immediately notified Urahara Kisuke.

Urahara Kisuke was very calm after hearing the news. He said calmly, "I understand. Let's start the plan."

In order to avoid the news from getting out, only the two of them knew about the plan, but in order for the plan to be implemented normally, it could not be just the two of them.

What Urahara Kisuke does is to find an unlucky guy and drag him into the water.

The perfect thing would be to let this unlucky guy help me complete my plan without knowing it.

Yamabuki Ditang looked at the time and felt that it was almost time for him to go back. Just as he was about to leave, a little girl suddenly ran in from the door. She looked only twelve or thirteen years old, thin, and had a panicked look on her face.

"No...something bad happened. When we were cleaning the warehouse just now, someone fell from a high place and is now unconscious. Dean, please go and check it out quickly!" said the little girl with a pale face.

The corners of Yamabuki Ditang's eyes curled up slightly. "What a coincidence! If I were any later, I would have gone back. Okay, take me to see it! You guys don't need to follow us, just go back to your jobs."

Yamabuki Ditang said to the heads of those colleges.

Afterwards, Yamabuki Ditang and the little girl arrived at the warehouse as quickly as possible.

Yamabuki Detang felt something was wrong the moment he stepped into the warehouse.

Most humans like to join in the fun. For example, if someone is arguing or injured, there will definitely be a lot of people gathering around.

But now the warehouse is so quiet that there is not a single person in sight?

"Where is the injured person you mentioned?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

When I turned around, I found that the little girl was gone.

Shanchui Ditang couldn't help but smile.

In a corner of the warehouse, Ye Yi was hiding there, and at the same time, her hands were tightly covering the mouth of the hugged young lady, preventing her from making any sound.

"You can go back now. If anyone asks you about it later, just say that I forced you to do it. Just blame me if anything happens." Ye Yi said in a low voice.

After saying these words, Ye Yi let go of his hand, but the young lady did not leave.

Although Yoruichi is two or three years younger than this little sister, this little sister named Shifengyuan Yoruichi is so domineering! I like her so much!

Just like that, the young lady left with a red face.

At this time, Yamabuki Detang had already arrived at the center of the warehouse. There was a person hiding on the beam above. It was Urahara Kisuke.

At this time, he had a big box in his hand, which contained the centipedes that he and Yoruichi had caught with great effort in the past few days. These things posed no threat to a high-level god of death, but it was good to disgust people.

Urahara Kisuke raised the corner of his mouth slightly and said, "Mr. Chief of Staff, if this is the extent of your vigilance, I am truly disappointed."

Urahara Kisuke was just about to pour the centipedes out of the box when suddenly, Yamabuki Detang looked up and stared at Urahara Kisuke on the beam.

The light in the warehouse was very dim.

The only light sources were the main door we came in through and a few fist-sized windows. In order to increase the success rate of his plan, Urahara Kisuke had sealed all the windows with black cloth. As a result, it was not an exaggeration to describe the environment in the warehouse as pitch dark.

But in this situation, I was discovered while hiding on the beam. What happened?

Urahara Kisuke was shocked, but now he had no way out, so he gritted his teeth and poured out all the centipedes.

Ye Yi watched all this in secret, and he had to succeed! Whether he could get revenge depended entirely on this time.

However, the imagined screams did not come.