In Soul Society, I just want to retire

I could only shiver beside him.

Captain Unohana seems so gentle! Why is she so good at killing people?

Only Yoruichi fell asleep in the hot spring because he was too tired.

Chapter 259: Don’t Have Fantasies About Girls’ School

After taking a hot spring bath, everyone went home, but Yoruichi stayed at Yamabuki Detang's house for the night and crawled into Unohana's bed.

The next day, Ye Yi was revived with full health. It has to be said that young people are full of energy.

"What kind of training are we going to do today?" Ye Yi looked at Yamabuki Ditang with full energy.

"What are you practicing for? Go to school obediently today." Yamabuki Ditang grabbed Yoruichi by the scruff of the neck and threw her aside.

"Go to school? What school?" Ye Yi stared at Yamabuki Ditang guiltily. For children, the most favorite thing must be going to school.

"I have already registered you for the Shino Spiritual Academy. Come on! I'm rooting for you!" Yamabuki Ditang looked at Yoruichi with a smile that was tinged with evil.

When Yoruichi realized the seriousness of the situation and wanted to run away, it was too late. Yamabuki Ditang grabbed her back and said, "We agreed yesterday that you would listen to me! The eldest daughter of the Shifengyuan family is not going to go back on your word, is she?"

Ye Yi stared at Yamabuki Ditang angrily. There was nothing wrong with going to school, as long as it was boring! Even though she was only ten years old, those students who were older than her might not be able to beat her. She felt that going to school was just a waste of time.

Yamabuki Ditang saw through Yoruichi's thoughts at a glance and tapped her head gently: "Fighting is not the only thing you can learn in school. You will understand it when the time comes!"

In this way, Yoruichi Shihouin began her first day of academic career. In front of outsiders, Yoruichi was a very dignified lady, not like a wild cat at all. Although she was only ten years old, her manners were far beyond that of ordinary people, so much so that she became the focus of Maou Spiritual Academy on her first day of school.

After all, she is the future head of the Shihouin family, one of the four great noble families, and she is also a lovely girl. Many people approach Yoruichi with bad intentions.

If he could become the son-in-law of the Shifengyuan family, even if it was just a live-in son-in-law, it would be a step to heaven. What's more, this girl would be the head of the Shifengyuan family in the future. While she is still young, she should be easy to coax.

All those who had this idea were tortured to death every night in the next few days.

The teacher looked at Shihouin Yoruichi with a headache. The children of such noble families were the most difficult to deal with. If they had a gentle personality, it would be okay, but if they were stubborn and willful, then he, as a teacher, would have a hard time.

Looking at the list in his hand, the teacher found that there was an extraordinary name on the list.

"Shiba Kūkaku? Someone from the Shiba family? This is really... Shihouin classmate, just sit over there!" The teacher directly arranged Shihouin Yoruichi next to Shiba Kūkaku. You two people from the noble family can have fun by yourselves! As long as it doesn't affect other students' studies, the teacher can only turn a blind eye.

The two girls are about the same age. Not only that, they knew each other before. It is normal for nobles to visit each other. Shiba Kūkaku smiled happily when she saw Yoruichi sitting next to her.

"Yoichi! Yoruichi-chan! Why aren't you talking? And you have such a stern face? Yoruichi-chan? Cheer up a little!" Shiba Kūkaku held a straw stick in her hand and gently poked Yoruichi's cheek. The veins on Yoruichi's forehead were throbbing. No, I can't be angry. In public, I am the eldest daughter of the Shihouin family. I can't bring shame to the family.

Yoruichi kept convincing herself that she shouldn't get on the same level as Shiba Kūkaku, but Shiba Kūkaku became more and more excessive and even reached out to pinch her face.

"I haven't rubbed your face for a long time, and it still feels that familiar! Yoruichi, where are we going to play after school? I know a very fun place!" Shiba Kūkaku ignored the teacher on the podium and kept harassing Yoruichi.

Shiba Kūkaku kept pinching Yoruichi's face as if it were a meat bun, and Yoruichi finally couldn't stand it anymore.

Suddenly he reached out, grabbed Shiba Kūkaku's head, and slammed it hard on the desk.

At this moment, the world was finally quiet. The other students were trembling with fear. This lady from a noble family in their minds was completely different.

Just like boys often have certain fantasies about girls' schools, they don't know that the girls in girls' schools are all capable of rubbing 100,000 volts with their hands, raising their hands to shoot railguns, and they are all masters of mechanical repair, specializing in fixing all kinds of money-eating vending machines.

Or if you are proficient in computer structure, you can customize computer accessories online and share them with your sister.

In short, it makes people's three views explode!

"Click!!!"

The solid mahogany desk cracked under Yoruichi's violence, and Shiba Kūkaku fell limply to the ground. Yoruichi still maintained her ladylike demeanor and said to the teacher, "Please send the bill for the damaged desk and chairs to the Shihouin family later, and we will be responsible for compensation."

The teacher said tremblingly, "Um, Shihouin-san, I'm more worried about Shiba-san's health right now... Urahara-san, you and Shiba-san are very close. Please take her to the infirmary."

A boy about the same age as Yoruichi walked out from the back row with a cynical smile on his face. Although he was still young, his eyes contained wisdom that no adult could match.

"Don't worry, teacher. I will not only send Shiba to the infirmary, but also stay with her until she wakes up." Urahara Kisuke said happily.

This way I don’t have to go to class, I’m so happy.

The teacher was still praising Urahara for his ability in his heart. Obviously, they were all about the same age. Looking at Urahara, the teacher felt at ease.

The school curriculum is very boring, and everything starts from the most basic. Each major family will hire private teachers for their children. Most of these teachers come from the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and have very rich practical experience, which is much better than the teachers in the school.

But these great nobles still let their children come to the Maou Spiritual Arts Academy to study. The reason is simple: to let the children build their own network in advance.

All the great nobles know that what truly controls the world is not power and money, but supreme power.

Who knows, one of these seemingly ordinary students might become the captain of the Gotei 13 in the future, so it is necessary to be happy in advance.

However, for Ye Yi, the classes that day were too boring, and he wanted to doze off several times.

Finally, after school, Ye Yi encountered the first exciting thing.

She was unexpectedly stopped by someone, and the person who stopped her was none other than Shiba Kūkaku and the "Urahara-san" behind him.

"That's too much! You actually use violence against me, a lady. Yoruichi, let's fight it out!" Shiba Kūkaku shouted at Yoruichi.

Ye Yi looked around and saw that most of his classmates had left, so he didn't need to hide anymore.

"Okay! Let's do it the old way, use our fists! But, Kūkaku, you've never beaten me in a fight before!" Yoruichi looked at Shiba Kūkaku proudly.

Chapter 260: Urahara Kisuke (teenager version)

"Hehe, do you think I'm not on guard at all? Can't you see I have a helper next to me?" Shiba Kūkaku said proudly: "Urahara, help me beat her up!"

The boy called Urahara narrowed his eyes and smiled: "I'm just here to watch the fun. I'm not responsible for helping in the fight. Besides, I love watching girls fight the most. Come on, I'll cheer you on!"

As he spoke, Urahara took out two small red flags from his arms and waved them continuously.

He looked like he deserved a beating.

"Actually, it's nothing to me if you two attack together!" Yoruichi appeared in front of Urahara in an instant. For a group of ordinary students, instant step is definitely an unattainable skill. Yoruichi is 90% sure that she can end the battle in an instant, but just when her fist fell, Yoruichi was surprised to find that her fist missed.

Urahara took two steps back looking very embarrassed, and somehow managed to avoid his own attack.

"That was a close call! If you had been faster you would have hit me! But I already told you I'm just here to watch the fun, I'm not responsible for the fight!" Urahara took out a small fan from somewhere, covered half of his face with it, and looked at Yoruichi with squinted eyes. His expression looked so annoying that he deserved a beating.

Ye Yi was slightly stunned. He didn't expect that the other party could dodge his punch!

The competitive spirit was instantly aroused.

"Konghe, the person you brought is more interesting than you! Let's continue the competition!" Yoruichi attacked again.

Shiba Kūkaku couldn't even see Yoruichi's movements clearly. After not seeing her for a while, Yoruichi's speed became even faster than before.

Unfortunately, every time Yoruichi attacked, it just brushed past Urahara's face but couldn't hurt him at all!

It was as if every one of Yoruichi's attacks was calculated by the opponent, who then dodged them at the angle that saved the most effort.

While dodging, Urahara pretended to be panicked: "Ms. Kūkaku, please stop her quickly! I'm powerless and will be beaten to death soon!"

Yoruichi's attacks became more and more fierce, but Urahara's movements became faster and faster. What was originally a melee between three people had now turned into a rapid attack and defense between two people.

Ye Yi was getting more and more anxious as he couldn't win the battle. Suddenly he waved his hands and two sleeve arrows shot out from his sleeves!

Urahara didn't expect the opponent to suddenly use a hidden weapon. He rotated the fan in his hand like a shield and directly opened two hidden blades, but facing Yoruichi, he had already made an irreversible flaw.

"Lie down!" Yoruichi punched Urahara Kisuke in the nose from mid-air.

If this punch hits, it won't break the bridge of the nose, but it will definitely cause a nosebleed.

Just when Yoruichi was about to hit, Urahara suddenly increased his speed and reached out to grab Yoruichi's wrist.

No matter how hard Yoruichi tried, he couldn't break free.

There was only one explanation for this: the boy's spiritual pressure was superior to hers. But...how was this possible? This boy wasn't from an aristocratic family, nor was he a famous genius. How could he possibly possess such a powerful spiritual pressure?

When Yoruichi looked at Urahara again, a hint of cunning appeared on the boy's face. He suddenly let go, and Yoruichi's fist landed right on his nose.

In fact, at this time, Yoruichi's strength was almost gone, and this punch could not be described as a "hit" at all. It was more like a touch on Urahara's nose.

As a result, Urahara Kisuke lay straight on the ground, holding his nose and screaming: "It hurts! I said I was just passing by! You actually hit me! You are really too much!"

Ye Yi stood there at a loss.

Shiba Kūkaku hurried over to check Urahara's injuries and found that his nose was covered in blood.

Seeing the blood, both girls panicked.

Ye Yi felt that his punch just now should not have been so powerful, so why did so much blood flow?

Half of Urahara's face was dyed red, and he looked very scary.

Just at this time, the class teacher of the three of them passed by after get off work and saw this scene.

"What's going on?" The teacher walked over quickly.

"She hit people!" Urahara Kisuke told the truth.

"It's not...I...him..." Ye Yi was at a loss. It was clearly you who threw that last punch, why are you blaming me?

When the teacher saw that Urahara's face was covered in blood, he frowned. These children of noble families are difficult to discipline.

"Shihouin Yoruichi, I know you were born into a noble family, but you beat up your classmates on your first day at school. I'll ask your parents to come over tomorrow." The teacher said unhappily.

Urahara is one of his favorite students, and yet he was beaten like this!

"Can you still stand up? I'll take you to the infirmary now," said the teacher.

"No need! Thank you, teacher. Just wash it with clean water!" Urahara stood up shakily, tears in his eyes. His acting skills far surpassed those of the young actors.

Ye Yi stared at the boy's back with gritted teeth. Why are all the people he met recently like this?

After persuading the teacher to leave, Urahara and Shiba Kūkaku were about to leave, when suddenly, they were stopped by Yoruichi.

"What's your name?" Yoruichi stared at Urahara.

The boy smiled and gave his name: "Urahara Kisuke, if you want to fight again in the future, I'm always here to fight you."

Ye Yi repeated the name twice, and suddenly a light burst out in his eyes.

"I'm so hungry. It's time for dinner, right? As a lady from a noble family, shouldn't you treat us both to a meal as an apology?" asked Urahara Kisuke.

"You..." Ye Yi was speechless and couldn't say anything: "Okay, you want to eat, right? Come with me!"

Yoruichi brought Urahara Kisuke and Shiba Kūkaku directly to Yamabuki Detang's house.

Today it was Shanchui Ditang's turn to cook. When she heard the door open, she turned around and saw three little ones standing there crying for food.

Yamabuki Detang's face turned black. Why are there more and more people coming to his house for free meals? Is the food at my house really that delicious?

"These two are my friends. You don't mind if they have a meal here today, right?" Ye Yi took the initiative.

"Is it useful for me to say I mind? Go wash your hands, dinner will be ready soon." Yamabuki Detang looked at the three little guys and said helplessly. He glanced slightly and saw Urazono Kisuke with blood all over his face.

"Did you have a fight with a classmate? How come you hit someone's face so badly..." Yamabuki Detang's brows suddenly jumped slightly, and he reached out to pinch Urahara Kisuke's face: "Your injury is serious. If you don't get treatment quickly, your life will be in danger. The bridge of your nose is broken. If you take you to the hospital, I will first use a knife to cut open your skin, then take out the broken bones, and then use a steel needle to sew the wound together bit by bit!"

Urahara Kisuke broke out in a cold sweat and quickly raised his hand and said, "This isn't blood, this is tomato juice!"

Chapter 261: More people are eating for free

"Tomato juice?" Yoruichi and Shiba Kūkaku both stared at Urahara Kisuke. Yoruichi even grabbed Urahara Kisuke's clothes viciously: "So you deliberately bullied me in front of the teacher and caused me to have my parents called in!"

Shiba Kūkaku looked at Urahara Kisuke with curiosity: "When did you make the tomato juice? How come I didn't know about it?"

"I just picked it up during lunch!" Urahara Kisuke said with a joking look on his face, not taking the predicament in front of him seriously at all.

Ye Yi was ready to roll up his sleeves and hit someone, but Yamabuki Ditang said calmly: "Hurry up and wash up, it's almost time for dinner!"

The three children then washed their hands and faces, and then sat in a row obediently, waiting for dinner.

"Is this the Shihouin family? It's a little different from what I imagined!" Urahara Kisuke whispered to Shiba Kūkaku.

No matter how you look at it, this is just an ordinary mansion, without any aristocratic style at all. Shiba Kūkaku quickly covered his mouth and whispered, "Of course this is not the Shihouin residence, this is the home of the chief staff officer of the Gotei 13. I heard that Yoruichi has been staying at the chief staff officer's house recently!"

"Chief of Staff of the Gotei 13? Yamabuki Toto? Wait, isn't that the dean of the Maou Spiritual Arts Academy?" Urahara Kisuke thought to himself that it was not good when he thought that his little trick had been exposed. If he told this to the teacher, he would definitely be criticized!

After a while, the entrance door rang and a woman wearing an eye mask walked in from outside. It was Saito Bulaobushi.

"Huh? Why are there two more little babies? Did you pick them up?" Saito looked at Urahara Kisuke and Shiba Kūkaku with curiosity.

Urahara Kisuke was very sweet and quickly called out, "Hello, Auntie!"

As soon as the words fell, Urahara Kisuke felt a murderous aura. Saito Furuobushi stared at Urahara Kisuke coldly: "You call me aunt? Am I that old?"

Urahara Kisuke broke out in a cold sweat. Oh no, she had forgotten that age was a big taboo for women. Yamabuki Ditang took an iron spoon and hit Saito hard on the head: "Don't scare the children here. You are hundreds of years old. Calling you grandma makes you look younger."

At this time, people who came to eat for free arrived one after another, including Zhezi Zhezi, Huoying, and Zheshiro Shuang also came.

Ten years later, Zaraki Shuang has grown into a young man. Although he looks a little sickly, he is actually very domineering when fighting.