In Soul Society, I just want to retire

People of that era were used to drinking light wine, and suddenly they couldn't get used to the spicy and strong liquor, so not a single bottle of the brewed wine was sold.

It turns out that what is written in time-travel novels is all lies.

In the end, all the high-purity liquor he brewed was sent to the Fourth Division as medical alcohol.

After learning from his mistakes, Yamabuki Ditang took a different approach.

People have different tastes, but almost everyone likes sweetness. When eating sugar, the body's dopamine will be secreted crazily, gradually making people addicted.

Since strong liquor doesn’t work, I can only make fruit wine.

The most famous of fruit wines is of course grape wine.

The history of wine is quite long. During the Tang Dynasty, there was a poem that said, "The grape wine is in the luminescent cup, and the pipa music is urging me to drink." This shows that wine had been offered in the Western Regions at least a thousand years ago until the Tang Dynasty.

After a series of improvements, Yamabuki Detang produced the first wine in Soul Society.

Of course, there were many twists and turns along the way. The most important thing was that this land was not suitable for growing grapes at all. The temperature was not high enough and there was too much rain, which resulted in the grapes having insufficient sugar content and the wine produced would taste sour.

Finally, Yamabuki Detang came up with a good idea. He asked the captain to release Ryujin Jakka and act as the sun to increase the sweetness of the grapes. The outrageous thing was that it actually worked!

I've unlocked a new way to use Ryujin Jakka!

Of course, wine fermented using ordinary methods is not very delicious.

Even the people of medieval Europe, who loved drinking wine the most, would add various spices to the wine to flavor it.

After countless failures, Yamabuki Detang finally made the best-tasting wine.

That sweet taste...

It is exactly the same as the wine sold in supermarkets in later generations for thirty yuan a barrel.

Horse riding!

If I had known this earlier, wouldn’t I have just used grapes and sugar water?

Yamabuki Detang once watched a variety show where a reporter was holding two types of wine. One was a barrel of wine sold in the supermarket for thirty yuan, and the other was a bottle of wine imported from abroad that cost two thousand yuan.

After being tasted by a lot of people on the street, the word of mouth was almost unanimous.

The taste of wine that costs two thousand yuan per bottle is far inferior to the blended wine that costs thirty yuan per barrel.

Come to think of it, it costs thirty yuan a bucket, and it’s unknown whether there are grapes in it. It might all require technology and hard work!

It may not be healthy to drink, but it definitely beats pure wine without any additives in terms of taste.

Just like many people in later generations praised Russian food, saying it has no additives and is healthy and safe, but when they actually put it in their mouths they found it doesn’t taste good.

The restaurant owner had already brought over a large bottle of chilled red wine.

The cost price of this large bottle of red wine is less than ten yuan.

But if I were to sell it here... I can’t take this bottle away without 880 yuan.

The head of the Jingle family said apologetically, "It was clearly my son who got into trouble, and yet the Chief of Staff treated me to such expensive wine. I'm truly sorry! I'll definitely return the favor someday!"

Yamabuki Detang smiled and gently tapped Kyoraku Shunsui's forehead: "You're almost drooling, eat quickly!"

As he spoke, he poured Kyoraku Shunsui a glass of chilled red wine. As for why he gave alcohol to a child...

How could he not know whether there was alcohol in it?

"By the way, did you know that the Shihouin family has a big happy event?" The head of the Kyoraku family asked in a low voice, holding a glass of red agate-like wine in both hands.

"Well, I heard that the kid Chihiro Shihoin gave birth to a big fat son!" said Yamabuki Ditang.

Chapter 47: Floating Bamboo

"That kid Chihiro Shihoin gave birth to a big fat son." said Yamabuki Ditang.

As the patriarch of one of the five great noble families, Chihiro Shihouin naturally wants to leave as many offspring as possible to the family.

Many times he cannot decide these things.

As mentioned before, Chihiro Shihoin not only has a wife, but also several concubines.

This is considered relatively restrained among the nobility.

More than half a month ago, Chihiro Shihouin's wife gave birth to a son. The boy brought his son to the Gotei 13 to show off. There was nothing he could do about it, because he was the first one in the Gotei 13 to have offspring!

He also sent invitations all over the world, inviting everyone to attend his son's full moon banquet.

It's just that during this period of time, Yamabuki Ditang has been studying the spiritual gun. If the head of the Kyoraku family hadn't suddenly mentioned it today, he might have forgotten about these things.

"Yes! What kind of gift should I prepare for him?" Yamabuki Ditang pondered over it. Of course, the more expensive the gift, the better. The best one is the one that suits his heart.

Just as the two of them were racking their brains over what gifts to give, Kyoraku Shunsui raised the bowl in his hand.

"one more bowl!"

It was obvious that the annoying things between adults could not bother this teenager at all.

After eating and drinking, Kyoraku and his son said goodbye to Yamabuki Detang and watched him leave.

"Dad, can we discuss something? Don't hit me when we get home. I see you look very happy, don't you?" Kyoraku Shunsui said in a low voice.

The head of the Kyoraku family had originally forgotten about this matter, but when he heard Kyoraku Shunsui say this, he immediately pulled out his belt, and the situation between father and son immediately became chaotic.

The next day at school, Kyoraku Shunsui lay listlessly on the table. He was severely scolded by his father when he got home last night.

The class teacher laughed secretly when he saw the listless Kyoraku Shunsui. This kid usually gave him a lot of headaches, but now he is fine.

"Okay, okay, stop arguing. There's a new student here today, so everyone should get along well with each other." The teacher said to his students.

The students below the podium were all a bit puzzled, whispering among themselves. Since admission to the Shinyang Spiritual Arts Academy required passing an assessment, and everyone had the same enrollment time, how could someone have jumped the queue? Could they be the children of a noble family?

The girls all hoped for a handsome guy, and the boys all hoped for a beautiful girl. As a result, as soon as the new student walked in, both boys and girls cheered.

Because the person who came in was a very cute boy!

He was not very old, about eleven or twelve years old. Although he was very young, he had white hair. His childish face was very cute, and his big eyes were watery. However, as soon as he walked onto the podium, he coughed forcefully a few times, and then said to the classmates in a very apologetic tone: "Hello everyone, my name is Ukitake Jushiro. I was supposed to enter school with you, but my health is not good. I have been recuperating for a while. Please take care of me in the future! Cough cough cough cough!"

As soon as the young boy Ukitake finished introducing himself, he coughed violently twice. An abnormal blush flashed across his fair face, and it was obvious that he was a sickly person.

Most of the girls who entered the Shino Spiritual Arts Academy looked to be around fourteen or fifteen years old, and they felt very sympathetic towards this sickly handsome boy.

The boys didn't take it seriously.

Because the purpose of coming to Maou Spiritual Arts Academy is to join the Gotei 13. Look at how sick he looks. Even if he joins the Gotei 13, how can he fight in the battlefield?

You can tell at a glance that he is the son of a great noble and that he inserted the child into this relationship.

This situation has not happened before.

As soon as the teacher saw Ukitake Jushiro, he knew that this child must be very honest. According to the teacher's thinking, an honest child would not necessarily be paired with a naughty classmate, as the two would complement each other.

"It just so happens that there's an empty seat next to Kyoraku Shunsui. You can sit next to that boy first." The teacher pointed at Kyoraku Shunsui.

Although Ukitake Jushiro is young now, he behaves very harmoniously and sits obediently next to Kyoraku Shunsui.

"Okay, the teacher is starting the class now."

Kyoraku Shunsui extended his hand and said with a smile, "My name is Kyoraku Shunsui."

"Ukitake Jushiro. Cough cough cough! I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well, please don't mind." Ukitake's tone was very soft, like a little girl.

Today's class is Kendo class.

"The four basic abilities of the Shinigami are Zanpakutō, Fist, Zogō, and Zogō. The so-called Zanpakutō represents the use of Zanpakutō and swordsmanship. Today we will have a real swordsmanship confrontation. Come over and take the wooden sword." The teacher said to his students.

On his first day of school, Ukitake Jushiro attracted a lot of attention from girls, making many boys jealous.

"Look at his arms, there are no muscles at all, how can he protect Soul Society? You are kidding me, how about we give him a good beating later?" A boy said to some mischievous companions.

"I think we should just forget it. What if he starts crying and tells his mom? He's new here, after all." Another boy looked at him with disdain, "I'm going to join the 11th Division in the future. How can I bully a weakling like that?"

"If you don't go, I will. These girls are really something. They never even look at us. Isn't it just that they are more handsome than me? This little sissy, I will beat him until he cries." A student said very confidently.

As the saying goes, jealousy can make a person unrecognizable.

Why did this guy attract the attention of all the girls in the class the moment he arrived? It's not fair!

Thinking of this, several students from the Maou Spiritual Arts Academy surrounded him with wooden swords in their hands.

"Ukitake Jushiro, right? The teacher just said that this class is about practical swordsmanship. Let's give it a try!" The student raised the wooden sword in his hand very confidently.

Ukitake Jushiro showed an innocent smile on his face: "Great! I have learned some swordsmanship in my spare time, so it's a good opportunity for us to spar with each other!"

He stood up and was about to walk out when Kyoraku Shunsui suddenly reached out and pressed his shoulder.

Although Kyoraku Shunsui is young, he is very insightful. He can tell at a glance that these people have bad intentions and are afraid that they want to embarrass him, their new deskmate, in public.

Originally, Kyoraku Shunsui wanted to hold down Ukitake Jushiro and then go over to rescue him, but he didn't expect that with his strength, he couldn't even hold down Ukitake Jushiro.

"What a strong spiritual pressure!" Kyoraku Shunsui was slightly surprised, and then a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Ukitake Jushiro probably understood what his deskmate meant, so he reached out and gently patted the back of his hand to reassure Kyoraku Shunsui.

"Come on! I'm quite confident in my swordsmanship!" Ukitake Jushiro smiled and looked harmless.

Chapter 48: You didn’t even call me for such a good thing!

The competition was over in an instant.

Everyone thought that this was a evenly matched duel, but even the teacher did not expect that the battle would end so quickly. This sickly-looking but kind-faced child actually had such outstanding strength.

Three classmates were knocked down in an instant.

His exquisite swordsmanship was no less than his own.

Although the teacher came from the Kidōshū and was not particularly proficient in swordsmanship, he was once a member of the Gotei 13 and had fought against Hollows on the battlefield. Naturally, these ordinary students could not resist his swordsmanship that amazed even him.

“You can’t tell a person by his appearance!”

After class, Ukitake Jushiro's popularity soared. Who wouldn't like a boy who is cute, gentle, kind, and powerful?

Especially those girls who were a little bit crazy about him. As soon as the get out of class was over, Ukitake Jushiro was surrounded by girls.

Ukitake Jushiro was very troubled by the situation in front of him. He was not good at dealing with girls. Not only that, but too many people would cause lack of oxygen around, making him a little dizzy.

The situation did not improve until the teacher came and stopped it.

"I didn't expect you to be so popular with girls!" Kyoraku Shunsui said with a hint of sourness in his tone.

Ukitake Jushiro could only smile awkwardly.

"By the way, after school, I'll take you to a nice place! You'll definitely like it." There was a hint of cunning in Kyoraku Shunsui's eyes. The simple and kind-hearted Ukitake Jushiro didn't care at all about the cunning light in his deskmate's eyes.

After school, Kyoraku Shunsui brought Ukitake Jushiro to the large bathroom of the Mao Spiritual Arts Academy.

"Are you taking a shower? I'm not dirty!" Ukitake Jushiro said curiously.

"This is not an ordinary bathroom, there is a hot spring inside. According to the dean, he fought hard and finally occupied the hot spring here for the benefit of the students. It would be a waste not to soak in the free hot spring! And..." Kyoraku Shunsui flashed a wicked smile.

Ukitake Jushiro was full of questions and couldn't understand what his deskmate was going to do.

But it is indeed a wonderful thing to have free hot spring bathing.

Ukitake Jushiro took off his coat and soaked in the warm spring water. All the fatigue of the day was gone, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

So comfortable!

Although Kyoraku Shunsui also entered the hot spring, he did not focus all his attention on the hot spring. Instead, he tiptoed to the edge of the hot spring and put his ear against the wall.

In order to distinguish between men and women, there is a bamboo partition between the two hot springs. Although girls can hear the sounds when they are playing next door, the partition blocks the sounds tightly to prevent peeping.

However, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves thinking about it.

Kyoraku Shunsui reached out and fumbled around on the table partition for a while, and actually pulled out a wooden cork from it.

Although Ukitake Jushiro is simple, he is definitely not stupid. He immediately knows what Kyoraku Shunsui wants to do.

"You're not trying to...peep! Are you crazy? If you're caught, it won't be as simple as just a few scoldings!" Ukitake said in surprise.

Kyoraku Shunsui quickly put his finger on his lips to silence Ukitake, then said with a mysterious smile, "Don't you have any curiosity about girls' bodies? This is a mechanism I painstakingly built. It will never be discovered."

"But... it's time to go home from school. What if a teacher comes to take a hot spring bath?" Ukitake wanted to persuade his new friend. Kyoraku Shunsui had a smile on his face. As the saying goes, if a man does not live a romantic life in his youth, even if he dies under the peony flowers, he will still be romantic.

I want to watch it! I really want to watch it!

Kyoraku Shunsui's heart was beating like a deer. Just as he put his eyes closer, he suddenly heard a man's voice behind him.

"What are you two doing here?"