In Soul Society, I just want to retire

Then Yaoba Chiyo was thrown out by Yamabuki Detang.

Chapter 217: In the 11th Division, having fun is the most important thing

Walking from home to the 11th Squadron, Yamabuki Ditang felt like his body was about to melt. When he opened the door, he found that not only him, but everyone was complaining about the horrible weather.

The Death Straight Suit has no short sleeves and is black, which absorbs heat. There is not even a breath of wind outside, so the 11th Squadron's barn is like a huge steamer. The team members' foreheads are all covered in sweat. Most of the male team members roll up their sleeves and open their chests to feel a little cooler!

The girls have no choice but to endure the heat!

There were also many male team members nearby who were trying to seduce these girls.

"Actually, you can just pretend that we men don't exist. Take off your clothes whenever you want. We won't laugh at you in such hot weather! If all else fails, tear open your clothes a little on your chest, or roll up your pants to your thighs, so you can feel cooler. What if you get heatstroke in this kind of weather?" said a male team member.

Then all the men in the barracks nodded.

Are you concerned about the girls' health?

I'm embarrassed to expose you! You're just greedy for her body!

"Captain, Vice Captain, you're here? What's your mission today?"

Seeing Unohana and Yamabuki Detang coming, everyone gathered around and asked them. The weather was already very hot, and it became even hotter with more people around. Yamabuki Detang wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Why are you still going to work in this horrible weather? There's a small river outside Soul Society. How about we go play in the water together today?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

The team members passed this decision unanimously, and Unohana was very happy.

"It's not enough to just go play in the water. Bring some wine and meat, and let's have a barbecue together." Yamabuki Ditang openly took the lead in skipping work. Unohana looked at the big boy and smiled.

If we consider age, Yamabuki Deitō is almost two hundred years younger than Unohana.

Just like that, while other teams were still working hard, Yamabuki Detang and Unohana brought their teammates directly to the creek outside and had fun!

No matter what time it is, having fun is the most important thing.

The men took off their clothes and jumped into the river like dumplings. Immediately, they felt cool all over their bodies. It was so refreshing!

Compared with these carefree men, the girls are still relatively reserved. They can only wet their hair and arms with the cool river water, and then soak their feet in the river water to feel the coolness brought by the river water.

"Girls over there, don't worry about us. You can just pretend we don't exist. You can take off all your clothes and have fun in there!" The male team members whistled excitedly.

You have to know that this era is still relatively conservative.

There are not many souls born directly in Soul Society. Most people's souls come from the human world. In this era, women have basically no rights and are even treated as accessories.

So girls are more conservative in their thinking.

Their faces turned red after being scolded by these shameless men, and even though they were also very hot, they didn't dare to go into the water to play.

"Don't worry about them, let's go upstream." Unohana led the girls upstream, then turned to look at Yamabuki Ditang and said with a smile: "As for the boys, please ask the vice-captain to keep an eye on them. If I find anyone peek..."

That damn feeling of oppression!

All the girls followed Unohana, leaving a bunch of men here. However, when men are happy, they don't need women at all.

Having water fights, barbecuing, drinking, and having a lot of fun!

Yamabuki Ditang suddenly remembered that there were no swimsuits in that era, and it was very inconvenient for girls to play in the water.

Not to mention swimsuits, Japan at that time didn't even have underwear. Otherwise, why do you think there was nothing underneath the kimono?

Can I use my brain in this area and make some more money?

By the way, Shutara Senjumaru should be nearby too, so I could go talk to her.

At this moment, a group of boys came over and said mysteriously, "Deputy Captain, are you willing to accept this? So many lovely girls are playing in the water upstream, and we can't even look at them... Just give the order, and we brothers will go through fire and water for you!"

How could Yamabuki Ditang not know what these people were thinking? They were all men!

"I neither support nor oppose this matter. It has nothing to do with me if something happens, but the captain is over there. Do you think I will be hacked to death if the captain finds out?" Shanbuki Ditang sneered.

Everyone became discouraged when they thought of the horror of their captain.

"I brought you out to play during working hours and you're not happy about it! If I cause any trouble, you'll have to go back to work overtime. I have something to do and I'll leave first. Call me when the meat is ready." said Yamabuki Ditang.

The boys thought...it seemed to make sense! So, let's have fun!

Yamabuki Detang walked downstream, not knowing whether he could encounter Shutara Senjumaru.

He walked downstream for more than two miles and came to a relatively remote place. There was no village or people nearby. Then he saw... a naked girl in the river not far away, gently combing her hair with a comb. It was Shutara Senjumaru.

"Well... she's pretty and has long legs, but she's too thin. Her breasts are a little small..."

Shutara Senjumaru felt a fiery gaze staring at him. When he looked up, he saw Yamabuki Ditang smiling at him.

"..."

Shutara Senjumaru waved his hand, and two steel needles shot towards Yamabuki Detang's dog eyes. Yamabuki Detang hurriedly jumped into the water, and then a pair of hands covered his eyes from behind.

"If you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I will dig out your eyeballs and feed them to the dogs!" Shudorashi Senjumaru's voice was like ice. No one would be in a good mood if someone peeped at them while taking a bath.

"I was on a picnic with the 11th squad. The girls all went upstream. I was afraid that some perverts would peek at them, so I came here to patrol. I didn't expect to run into you! Don't you think this is a coincidence?" Yamabuki Ditang was talking nonsense.

Shudorashi Senjumaru said with a cold face, "If you dare to open your eyes now, I will kill you! Do you understand?"

"Okay, okay, I won't open my eyes. I won't open my eyes!" Yamabuki Ditang said helplessly.

Shutara Senjumaru swam to the other side of the stream and put on his clothes, and only then did Yamabuki Ditang open his eyes.

I put on my clothes in a hurry and they were all wet.

However... Shutara Senjumaru's figure is really too slim, and you can't see anything even when she is wet.

"I always feel that you don't want your eyeballs anymore!" Shudorashi Senjumaru said coldly.

"Calm down, calm down. Actually, I wanted to talk to you about something. Can you make a waterproof underwear specifically for girls to play in the water in the summer? Look how embarrassing it is now!" said Yamabuki Ditang.

Chapter 218: The barbecue is gone, and the watermelon is gone too

"Making a set of clothes for girls to wear when swimming? Yes! Why didn't I think of it? But the material should be a more waterproof fabric! It's a good idea." Shutara Senjumaru pinched his chin and nodded in agreement.

Once it comes to her area of ​​expertise, Shutara Senjumaru becomes a very focused person.

"Wait, didn't you just say that you were going out for a trip with the members of the 11th Division? How come you are looking for me specifically? It turns out you are lying!" Shutara Senjumaru finally realized that he seemed to have been fooled.

Yamabuki Ditang hurriedly explained, "Actually, I'm not only looking for you to make swimsuits, but I also want to discuss with you the issue of improving the Shiba costume."

Shutara Senjumaru looked at Yamabuki Ditang with curiosity: "Isn't the Shinba costume just an ordinary uniform? What can be improved?"

Yamabuki Detang successfully piqued Shudorashi Senjumaru's curiosity, and he seemed to no longer care about what had just happened. He smiled and said, "I've been fighting Quincy quite a lot lately, and I've discovered they have a very strange ability called Blood Armor. There are two types of Blood Armor: Static Blood Armor, which greatly increases defense. The other is Dynamic Blood Armor, which greatly increases attack power. Both abilities work by injecting one's own spiritual energy into blood vessels, producing different effects. I have an idea: can this ability be transplanted into the Death Armor?"

Shutara Senjumaru said helplessly, "Are you kidding me? How can I possibly sew a needle and thread into a person's body? Even if I succeed, the person will definitely die!"

"You didn't understand what I meant. What I meant was, can you use needle and thread to simulate blood vessels, and then sew this tissue onto the Shinigami's suit? After the Shinigami puts on the suit, he can let the suit connect to his own spiritual pressure and create a protective barrier. Although the defensive power of the barrier is proportional to his own spiritual pressure, it is always better than having no protective gear at all." Yamabuki Detang said.

Although he was not a military genius, he knew how big the gap was between an army with full armor and an army without any armor.

A soldier wearing full armor crushing a soldier without armor is simply a crushing blow.

However, it is technically difficult to produce this kind of Death Tyrant suit!

Shutara Senjumaru pinched her chin and fell into deep thought. Judging from the way she was thinking, this was not impossible.

Of course, this type of armor also has certain drawbacks, which is that it consumes the wearer's own spiritual pressure. If the wearer is caught in a long and difficult battle, the wearer's stamina may be shortened.

But Yamabuki Ditang remembered the bloody battle a thousand years later!

Ordinary Shinigami had no chance to fight to the end. Many were killed the moment they saw the enemy. Thousands were killed or injured in less than an hour of fighting, causing the Gotei 13 to collapse!

Now that he has an extra layer of armor, he can't say that he can remain unscathed on the battlefield, but even if he is seriously injured, it can be completely healed with the current medical methods of Soul Society.

"It should be feasible in theory, but it's definitely not that simple to operate in practice. I'll go back and study it first! If you have any more ideas, just come to me directly." Shutara Senjumaru said, and then she entered her own world of ideas. She didn't even see the big tree in front of her, and she bumped into it with her head!

"Boom!"

The collision was so loud, but it didn't wake her up. She turned a corner and continued walking back, thinking as she walked.

Yamabuki Ditang knew that if his idea succeeded, the casualty rate on the battlefield would be greatly reduced in the future.

He had single-handedly built the Gotei 13, so how could he not have any feelings for them? He also wanted the Soul Society to be stable and peaceful. Who would want to live on the edge of a knife every day?

By the way, is the meat of those guys roasted?

It’s time to go back and eat meat!

I am such a great deputy captain. I let my subordinates do all the work and I eat all the meat myself.

But when Shanchui Ditang arrived upstream, he found that something was wrong. His team members were lying all over the ground, each of them with a bruised face and nose.

"Deputy Captain...you're finally back! We missed us so much!" A team member cried and hugged Yamabuki Ditang's thighs.

"What's wrong with you? Did you go upstream to peek at the girls taking a bath? Is that why you got beaten like this?" Yamabuki Ditang looked at the bruised and battered team members with a helpless look: "Is anyone injured? Come here and I'll heal you."

The team members were outraged: "Deputy Captain, we didn't get beaten up like this because we were spying on girls taking a shower! We were robbed!"

Um? ? ? ?

The expression on Yamabuki Toto's face was truly fascinating. A robber dared to rob the Gotei 13? Or a member of the 11th Division?

What do you call this? This is like an old man eating arsenic, thinking he has lived too long!

This is like two highway robbers directly robbing a fully-fledged Navy SEAL team.

But the most outrageous thing was that these Navy SEALs were pinned to the ground and beaten up!

"How outrageous! In broad daylight, in the open, you dare to rob right under my nose? And you rob my people? Damn you... How many people are there?" asked Shanchui Ditang.

Calm down, calm down, don't get angry. What if it's a large group of bandits? It's understandable that our people are outnumbered!

I’ll punish you when we get back!

A team member said timidly: "Only one person came."

"Just... just one person? Then what did he steal?"

"He stole all the meat we grilled! He also took the watermelon soaked in the river. Oh, and he took all the wine too! As for the money and my most valuable Zanpakutō... he didn't even look at them!"

Yamabuki Ditang's brows twitched. "Did you guys run into a weasel? And with so many people, you couldn't even defeat one person? This is shameful!" The captain and I boasted that we would train the 11th Division into the strongest combat team.

As a result, you slapped me in the face with your actions!

You guys are awesome!

"Okay, now assemble, everyone go back to the 11th Squadron barracks. Double the training!" Yamabuki Ditang's face was like a dark cloud.

The team members were trembling, no one dared to object, and they dragged their bruised and swollen bodies back obediently.

After seeing all the team members leave, Yamabuki Ditang's face instantly turned cold. "How dare you mess with me?" "If I don't get over this, how am I going to be the vice-captain in the future?"

Yamabuki Ditang closed his eyes and entered a state of emptiness.

Xu's perception of spiritual power is higher than that of the God of Death. In an instant, he felt a powerful spiritual pressure several kilometers away, which was constantly moving away.

Yamabuki Ditang's eyes revealed a trace of solemnity. Damn, this spiritual pressure is not weak! No wonder these guys can't beat him!

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Chapter 219: Wake up, Diamond Shattered

Yamabuki Detang took out a black Hell Butterfly and informed Unohana who was still upstream.

"Unohana, there's a small problem here. Our team members were robbed and got beaten up by the robbers! I'll go and see what's going on now. You just have to be careful over there." Yamabuki Ditang said.

Unohana's eyebrows raised slightly. Her team member was robbed? Who was so bold?

"Okay, be careful." Unohana said.

Yamabuki Ditang activated his instant step and quickly ran towards the direction of the spiritual pressure. After a minute or two, he had reached that location.

This is a very dense grove. Yamabuki Detang is standing on the top of a tree. Looking down, he sees a big bald man holding barbecue in his left hand and fine wine in his right hand. He is eating and drinking at the same time, and he is carrying a big watermelon behind him!

You're quite the foodie! The meat and wine aren't expensive, but this watermelon is ridiculously expensive! And you only pick the expensive items!

I’ll beat you up until your face is covered with peach blossoms!

Yamabuki Ditang was looking down from a high position, swooping down and grabbing the bald man's back, his target was the watermelon!

The bald guy felt a gust of cold wind on his back and quickly dodged. Shanchui Ditang pierced his five fingers directly into a big tree in front of him, and with a light tear of his fingers, the tree was cut in half!

The bald man stuffed all the meat into his mouth and swallowed it whole. He stared at the boy in front of him and asked, "Where did you come from, you little brat? Don't disturb me while I'm eating!"

Shanbuki Ditang sneered: "You seem to be enjoying your meal, but I'm not happy at all. The food you eat is mine!"