The goal of life is to break up all couples

After all, it was perfectly normal for the current leader to be hostile to the head of the Department of Supervision of Improper Relationships. Kawasaki Saki didn't think there was anything wrong with her interpretation of the situation.

Miura Yumiko stayed in Bengbu and pointed at herself: "You said he was bullied? Who could bully him? It can't be me, right?"

Saki Kawasaki glanced at Yumiko Miura sideways. Her eyes were already cold, and with the dark circles caused by fatigue, she looked a little fierce.

Saki Kawasaki, who always keeps to herself and has a cold attitude, actually looks a bit like a bad girl at first glance.

But then again, she actually took the initiative to talk to him, and even worried that Matsueda Azusa was being bullied, and asked if she needed help. It can be said that her attitude has become much softer.

"...Isn't it?"

It was clearly a question, but with Saki Kawasaki's tone it sounded a bit like a question.

Yumiko Miura felt that she was more wronged than Dou E. If she was misunderstood normally, she would either fight back on the spot or simply ignore the other person. After all, it didn't matter how that inexplicable guy misunderstood her.

But she actually said she bullied Songzhi Zi? Old Swan! This is intolerable!

She immediately retorted, "This guy is the infamous demon king of Sobu High! He's tried to kill and eliminated at least two thousand students, if not a hundred. How could I possibly have the ability to bully him?"

At this, the corners of Matsueda Azusa's mouth twitched uncontrollably, and he defended himself: "Where did this unofficial history come from? So I must have taken pictures of most of the students at Sobu High School, right?"

Kawasaki Saki frowned, propped her chin with one hand, and asked doubtfully, "You mean...Matsueda-san is a shark-maniac, notorious in Sobu High School, recognized by everyone as the big devil, and absolutely impossible for anyone to bully him?"

Yumiko Miura nodded repeatedly.

Azusa Matsueda took out her cell phone and started playing a storytelling song.

Who else wants to tell a story?

"I do not believe."

Saki Kawasaki shook her head.

After all, when she communicated with Matsueda Azusa that night, she did not feel that he behaved in a very bad manner. On the contrary, his words were very gentle in comparison. He neither forced her to agree with his views nor scolded her sharply. In the end, he even called on Shizuka Hiratsuka to help find a solution to the problem.

In her eyes, such a person could not be called a "big devil" no matter how she thought about it, right?

111

Chapter 111 Man is the ship of Theseus.

Miura got anxious and Matsueda Azusa smiled.

However, he still said to Kawasaki Saki: "Although I am very grateful that you don't think I am a bad person, Kawasaki-san. But the fact is indeed as Miura said, even if I can't be called a 'Demon King', I am not a good person."

Matsueda Azusa shrugged. "After all, I'm already notorious enough in Sobu High School. There's no need to pretend to be innocent and deceive you."

"Is that so?"

Kawasaki Saki frowned slightly, "Then it seems that I am meddling in other people's business."

At first glance, this expression seemed to make her look a little angry.

"but……"

But then she changed her tune and said, "In the final analysis, Matsueda, whether you are objectively a good person or a bad person doesn't matter. What others think of you is none of my business. Since you helped me, then I am grateful to you for being a good person. Even if you are indeed a complete jerk, that won't change anything."

Saki Kawasaki always speaks directly about things other than her family and things she wants to keep secret.

Although her words were meant to express her gratitude to Songzhi Zi, her tone sounded aggressive. She seemed unused to thanking people, so she subconsciously turned her head away when she said these words, not looking at Songzhi Zi, and her tone seemed a little stiff.

Miura, who was standing by, smelled the scent of the melon that was about to break out of the soil, and his eyes shifted back and forth between Matsueda Azusa and Kawasaki Saki.

Azusa Matsueda rested her chin on one hand, leaning on the table, looking a bit lazy. "After all, I don't have any credit in this matter. It was Hikigaya's sister Komachi who came to you with Taishin to express her true feelings, and it was Shizuka who told you that you could use the scholarship to overcome your difficulties. I didn't play any role in this, so there's nothing for me to thank you for."

"This awkward look really shows that he's a high school boy—how should I put it, is this a high school sophomore syndrome?"

Although it sounded like a complaint, Saki Kawasaki stated it expressionlessly, as if she was stating a fact with certainty.

Hey, what's with that tone of voice, like you're not even in high school? And it's not in the right of Saki Kawasaki, the awkward high school girl who keeps everything secret from her family, to say something like that.

Songzhi Zixu narrowed his eyes and couldn't help but complain in his heart. He also didn't think he was a normal high school student, so he raised a finger and said: "Then you are completely wrong. Just saying that I look like a high school boy is wrong."

"Don't you know the so-called high school student rules? One, high school students should have a date. Two, high school students should have lots of friends and be as noisy and chaotic as a bunch of psychos. Three, high school students should behave like the 'high school students' in TV shows and movies. Anyone who violates these rules will be punished by seppuku."

Songzhi Zi spread his hands and said: "But I am more powerful, they can't cut my abdomen."

Hikigaya Hachiman, watching silently from the back seat, nodded silently. That was absolutely true. Matsueda Azusa was truly a master in the high school field. Sometimes his ideas coincided with Hikigaya's—huh? Was that considered self-aggrandizement?

Kawasaki Saki smiled, but her words still seemed to be stinging, and she ignored what Matsueda Azusa said about the strange high school student law: "Whatever you think is fine. If you feel that you have done nothing, it is your business. I am grateful to you. That's it."

After saying that, she walked to her seat without looking back, sat down and looked out the window bored.

Although it was a thank you, it sounded like a declaration of war. Kawasaki Saki was indeed not good with words.

Miura Yumiko, who had been silent since a while ago, looked up and down at Matsueda Azusa with the eyes of a criminal.

Songzhi Zi felt very embarrassed and showed an expression similar to Longtu's emoji: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"There's a problem. You have a problem."

Miura Yumiko touched her chin with one hand and said firmly, "Why did this place suddenly fill with the atmosphere of a youth campus romance drama? Is this reasonable? The atmosphere between you two is not right! You are breaking the law, do you know that?"

"Clam?"

Matsueda Azusa was speechless: "Is this a youth romantic comedy? No wonder you became Hayato Hayama's lapdog, it turns out you're a pure love-brained person. You have to make me treat others with the same attitude I treat you, right?"

"So you know you treat me badly!"

Miura Yumiko is furious. Iron Head Kung Fu is at 99% power, and the magnetic field is spinning at one million horsepower! Watch the next episode, and I'll have no regrets killing Azusa!

"So what? Hasn't it been like this since the beginning?"

Songzhi Zi rolled his eyes. "Besides, how dare you blame me? They came here to thank me, and you? You're here to pick a fight. And I should be nice to you? Who are you?"

Miura Yumiko choked. Oh no, it seemed to be true. But she still grumbled unconvincedly: "Then when I didn't find fault, you didn't say anything nice either."

"Have you ever found fault?"

Matsueda Azusa pointed out the point incisively.

Miura Yumiko took an awkward step back. "Oh, it seems like there really isn't one." All I can say is that Sobu High's matching system is incredibly robust and comprehensive, allowing two idiots who only knew how to attack each other to come together.

She racked her brains to recall, and finally said, "So when I told you I wanted to join the Supervisory Department, that wasn't really picking on you, was it?"

Matsueda Azusa showed a speechless expression, "So I didn't attack you at that time."

However, even though it is said that.

Matsueda Azusa looked at Miura Yumiko in front of him without leaving any trace. In any case, the image she showed now, whether in objective reality or in Matsueda Azusa's subjective view, was already very different from the initial one.

When Matsueda Azusa and Miura Yumiko attacked each other face to face that day, did they think that one day they would face each other like they are now? This description may sound exactly the same, but in fact the situation is completely different.

The relationships between people and their understanding of each other are constantly changing. In order to confirm themselves and each other, people have to constantly redefine themselves and each other's existence based on their vague understanding of each other.

This truth is precisely so ambiguous. The more you think about it, the harder it becomes to grasp, almost like a gestalt collapse. Even though the other person has always been within your field of vision, and even though these subtle changes have accumulated over time into a new familiarity, the moment you suddenly feel the urge to think deeply or recall the past, it's like staring at a word for too long and suddenly no longer recognizing it: the person before you feels less familiar.

With each collapse, people who have reviewed the past are forced to pick up some memories again, piece them together with their current appearance, and reconstruct their own and each other's appearance.

Yet, this is merely a simulacrum, akin to the Ship of Theseus. If we peel back these layers of patchwork and altered faces, what will emerge? Reality, or a void? Or is this formless, ever-shifting face, in fact, a form of reality?

Matsueda Azusa was thinking in her mind and subconsciously looked at Miura Yumiko.

Miura Yumiko was about to say something in rebuttal, but when she noticed Matsueda Azusa's gaze, she couldn't help but shudder. She subconsciously took a step back, her hands in front of her in a vigilant gesture: "Why are you looking at me like that? Are you planning something bad again?"

Matsueda Azusa came back to his senses from his thoughts and couldn't help laughing.

If you had a brain as smooth as Miura Yumiko's, life wouldn't necessarily be a very happy thing. Because she doesn't think, she doesn't doubt. Without doubt, she won't be lost, and naturally, it's difficult for her to feel pain.

"Do not."

Matsueda Azusa tilted her head and looked at Miura Yumiko: "I just suddenly realized that you have changed a lot."

"Why do you sound like a middle-aged uncle who watched me grow up? Stop it, it's disgusting!"

Yumiko Miura got goosebumps and immediately complained, "Besides, isn't it normal for people to change? There's nothing in the world that won't change, right? What's there to be sad about?"

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Chapter 112 The more you think, the further away you are from the truth.

I didn't expect that Yumiko Miura would say such philosophical words. Could it be that the less people think, the closer they are to the origin of truth?

As expected, the so-called truth is blind, foolish and indescribable.

At that moment, a pitch-black figure emerged from the classroom doorway. Clad in black, it exuded a sinister aura. It absorbed all surrounding light, bending even the sunlight.

Matsueda Azusa even had a vision of the dark Soyo who had run to the school gate to block him. Matsueda Azusa was so scared that he rubbed his eyes quickly, only to find that it was Hiratsuka Shizuka.

What happened? What happened? She was fine yesterday, but today she suddenly became a state with black energy coming out of her body. I feel like she might become a witch even earlier than Matsueda Azusa.

The students in the classroom immediately quieted down and returned to their seats. After all, no one wanted to offend Shizuka Hiratsuka at this time.

Seeing that the class had instantly become orderly, Shizuka Hiratsuka forced herself to cheer up, supported herself on the podium with both hands, and began to teach weakly.

However, while her mental state is a cause for concern, at least the quality of her lessons remains intact. This is perhaps a reflection of Shizuka Hiratsuka's conscientious nature.

After finally getting to the end of the get out of class, Shizuka Hiratsuka dragged her body out of the classroom in a daze.

When passing by, Songzhi Zi casually said: "What happened, Xiaojing?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka glanced at Matsueda Azusa and said darkly, "It's all because of you, little brat."

Songzhi Zi blinked blankly and innocently: "Huh?"

"No, I was just saying it casually, as a joke."

Shizuka Hiratsuka sighed deeply, her hand resting on her forehead. "Because I didn't come home the night before last, and I was out all day yesterday... my family thought I'd found someone and was dating them. They kept asking me questions all night long."

As if she had found someone to complain to, Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't help but pour out her frustrations to Azusa Matsueda: "If they only asked these questions, it would be fine, but they also kept asking me indirectly when I would get married..."

"Even though I kept explaining that I was just here to help these problem students, they were completely unwilling to believe me. They kept saying things like they'd already started saving money for their future children..."

So that's the case, then it's not surprising.

Matsueda Azusa looked at Hiratsuka Shizuka with pity.

It’s really strange. He is a good teacher and a straightforward and nice person. Why can’t he find a partner?

But then again, when it comes to relationships, whether there are problems within yourself is one thing, but whether you can find a partner who is compatible with you is equally important.

You can't just settle for another strange guy just to get married. That's a lifelong thing.

Azusa Matsueda felt that she might become like Shizuka Hiratsuka in the future.

He sighed sympathetically and patted Hiratsuka Shizuka's shoulder: "Don't worry, Xiaojing, it's fine to be alone. If it really doesn't work out, I'll recognize you as my godmother and you'll support me."

"You're talking nonsense again!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka punched Azusa Matsueda on the head. "I don't even have a boyfriend, and you actually want me to be your mother? What's your intention?"

"What's the difference?"

Songzhi Zi said half sincerely and half jokingly: "We are all family anyway. I can stay with you for the rest of my life."

Hearing this, Hiratsuka Shizuka's eyes softened. She was silent for a moment, then reached out and rubbed Matsueda Azusa's head. "Don't say such things, little brat. Who can say for sure what you will do in the future? You should first consider what you really want now."

Watching Hiratsuka Shizuka's back as she left, Matsueda Azusa leaned one hand on the table, supporting his chin, and muttered softly, "If even if you figure it out, you may not be able to have it, so why not have it first and then think about it? Even if you regret it, it's better than never having it at all, right?"

The day passed quickly, and it was time for club activities again.

Members of the Supervisory Department gathered together again.

Azusa Matsueda tapped the small whiteboard in front of her desk with a marker and wrote the words "Operation Meeting." Then she began, "Today's club activity meeting officially begins! All previous activity plans have been shelved or successfully completed. Now it's time to propose some new proposals. Please brainstorm and suggest the next pair of targets we need to address!"

Hikigaya Hachiman asked doubtfully, "Bushi, don't you have that 'Soubu High School Exclusive Death Note'? Can't we just take out a couple from it?"

Matsueda Azusa's little notebook is practically known to everyone, and no one knows if they'll appear in it, let alone when she'll come after them. It's like a carrot of Damocles dangling over every couple at Sobu High School.

Upon hearing what An Na said, Onmizu Kazuhiko and Yana couldn't help but nod.

After all, if the decision to stop a couple was made by Matsueda Azusa, it would seem too normal and no one would think there was anything wrong with it. But if it was a suggestion made by a group of lackeys from the club, the victims might take their anger out on them.

If you don’t dare to scold Songzhi Zi, don’t you dare to scold them?

Songzhi Zi slammed the table and said confidently: "Of course you can do that, but if all the activity plans are proposed by me, how can I improve your abilities? And wouldn't it seem like I'm just treating poisonous vegetables!"

Everyone couldn't help but complain in their hearts: "Isn't that right? How can you have the nerve to say that you are not a poisonous vegetable?"

"In short, we need to lead the way and inspire others to act. I can't be the only one coming up with ideas and putting them into practice. You have to take action too!"

Matsueda Azusa encouraged him, "Especially Vice Minister Hikigaya, you have to take the lead! You haven't proposed a single motion yet."

Hikigaya Hachiman sighed deeply. If he had known earlier, he would not have said that. Now he is the one who suffers.