The goal of life is to break up all couples

Hikigaya Hachiman didn't expect Miura Yumiko to talk to him, and he didn't know what happened to Matsueda Azusa. He could only shake his head in confusion: "Uh... well, I don't know either."

Glancing at the puzzled Miura Yumiko, Hikigaya Hachiman wiped his sweat and muttered to himself, "Don't ask too much about the director's affairs. If you can figure him out, you'll be the next director. Sobu High School will probably be destroyed by then."

Yumiko Miura made a disdainful "tsk" sound and said that Hikigaya Hachiman was Matsueda Azusa's loyal deputy, so how come she didn't even know what evil he was doing?

She thought about it, then walked straight to Songzhi Zi's desk and tapped the table with her fingers.

"?"

Matsueda Azusa came back to his senses. "What? Something? If you need to talk to me, you have to go to Vice President Hikigaya to make an appointment first. I'm very busy... Oh, wait, you are already a member of our club, then it's okay."

Miura Yumiko's forehead was bulging with blue veins. How could she even forget something like this? She remembered her own members well, you bastard.

"Nothing serious. But I was just scrolling through videos yesterday and happened to see this—is this you?"

Yumiko Miura opened a video on her phone and showed it to Azusa Matsueda. It was a clip from Crychic's performance a few days ago.

Of course, this was not something Yumiko Miura found casually. After hearing Yukino Yukinoshita say that Azusa Matsueda was playing in a band, she was bored and searched the Internet for information about nearby high school bands. Unexpectedly, she actually found it.

However, there are only two live video clips of this band called Crychic, and the band members who appeared in both performances were very different.

Yumiko Miura quickly thought of Yukino Yukinoshita and speculated that Matsueda Azusa was dumped by a woman outside the school. Considering the large personnel changes in the band, it is very likely that the problem lies within the band.

So she decided to ask Songzhi Zi indirectly.

Matsueda Azusa glanced at the video on his phone and immediately recognized it as himself: "You're asking even though you already know the answer. The video quality is so high, and the face of the person isn't blurred out, how can you not tell it's me?"

"Am I really that famous? Even a campus celebrity like you who doesn't even play in a band can see my video... No, the number of views hasn't even exceeded 10,000. How did you get it?"

At this point, she couldn't even bring herself to say the words that she had specifically gone to look for them.

Miura Yumiko coughed guiltily: "I think it must be the work of big data."

Songzhi Zi looked unconvinced: "Big data can do this? Then why would it recommend this video to you...it can't be because you've been searching for me, right?"

What nonsense are you talking about?

"Didn't Yukinoshita mention you had formed a band in front of us a few days ago? Maybe the phone happened to pick it up, so the big data just pushed your band to me."

Yumiko Miura raised a finger and made up her mind by talking nonsense.

I have to say, after spending so much time with Matsueda Azusa, Miura Yumiko has even mastered the skill of talking nonsense.

"real or fake……"

Azusa Matsueda tactically retreated: "Do you think I have a problem with my IQ? I do have a mental illness, but I don't have an intellectual disability."

Miura Yumiko was annoyed: "Anyway, I got it, so what?"

"Okay, okay, it's nothing."

Songzhi Zi curled his lips, "So you came to ask me just for this?"

"What? I just happened to see your video. Can't I come and ask you a question?"

Miura Yumiko crossed her arms and said, "You should be happy to have someone as caring as me as the director. Why are you complaining so much?"

"Okay, okay, I'm so sorry."

Matsueda Azusa replied perfunctorily, "Besides, it's a bit too late for you to pay attention to my band now. Chunchun only joined the Axis camp in 1945."

Miura Yumiko didn't understand at all: "Huh? What does that mean?"

"Which means I'm going to quit this band soon—probably."

Matsueda Azusa spread his hands and explained without hesitation: "There are some problems within the band - or I have some problems - anyway, if nothing unexpected happens, tonight will probably be my last performance with this band."

"Clam?"

Miura Yumiko was shocked. She now understood why Matsueda Azusa had looked so depressed. It turned out that he had a falling out with the band. No wonder, "What happened? Were you dumped by your bandmates again?"

A "well" character popped up on Songzhi Zi's forehead.

This guy Miura didn't learn the good things, but he did learn his aggressiveness.

Songzhi Zi rolled her eyes: "I'm not in a relationship, how could I be dumped? It's like..."

"Just like me and Hayato, huh?"

Miura Yumiko has learned to answer quickly, "I know what you want to say as soon as you open your mouth. OK, OK, so it doesn't count as being dumped if we don't talk about it."

"Why are you saying this as if I wanted to date you but didn't? Don't impose your image on me. I politely decline."

Matsueda Azusa gestured in denial: "It's just because of different philosophies. To put it simply, our band disbanded once before, and I'd rather continue with the current band, but everyone else wants to go back to the past, so this crucial conflict can't be reconciled."

"That's it?"

Miura Yumiko, the carefree and fashionable girl, had no idea what Matsueda Azusa was struggling with. She didn't see any reason for the two to argue.

Matsueda Azusa said with a forced smile: "...For example. Suppose Hayato Hayama also had a small group before, but it later disbanded for various reasons. In this situation, you and he worked hard to build the current small group. Then, when you think that the current small group is very good and everyone must be paying attention to it, the people from the previous small group come back, and Hayato Hayama says, "Then let's go back to the past."

"Shit! Where did you get to see me?"

Upon hearing this, Miura Yumiko slammed her hand on the table and cursed without hesitation: "Go back to where you came from!"

Songzhi Zi shrugged: "Here, take a look."

"No, then you haven't even broken up with them? You're actually going to have one last show with them? Are you planning to part ways amicably? Is this true..."

Miura Yumiko felt the same way now. She looked at Matsueda Azusa with a puzzled look on her face, and couldn't help but look her up and down for a while: "When did you become such a coward? Are you really Matsueda Azusa?"

Sitting in the back, Hikigaya Hachiman trembled, staring at Miura Yumiko in horror—this girl, desperate for chaos, was trying to start a war! She'd actually instigated Matsueda Azusa to have an affair with someone else. Was that why she joined the Improper Relationships Inspection Department? Infiltrating the enemy, becoming a sycophant, spreading rumors! What a sinister plot.

"Isn't that what you call professionalism in a band? Regardless of whether the band is a hit or not, we have to complete the performance we promised."

Matsueda Azusa said stubbornly, "And who said I won't have a fight with them? If anything goes wrong during this live show, I'll have a huge fight with them."

Miura Yumiko's eyes lit up when she heard that, and she said without hesitation, "That's great. Where is the performance? What time is it tonight? I want to join in the fun too."

"Okay, so you're waiting here!"

Songzhi Zi held his forehead with his hand and said, "Okay, okay, let's treat it as a club building. I'll ask when the club activities are held. If everyone is free, let's go and have a look together. It's my treat."

Upon hearing this, Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but lean back in shock: Minister, you are a true warrior, you dare to face the blood.

59

Chapter 59 You plotted against me!

"Matsueda-san, please stay."

During lunch break, Songzhi Zi, who had just bought fried noodles and bread, was stopped from behind.

This sentence always gives me an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.

Matsueda Azusa looked back and found that the person who called him was Yukinoshita Yukino.

Following behind her was the timid little Ju Zhihua.

I don't know what's going on, but both of them look like they are not in a good mental state.

"What's going on?"

Matsueda Azusa looked at the two curiously. What had gotten into this state? Had they pulled an all-nighter or stayed up late? Could they have been fighting?

Yukinoshita Yukino rubbed her temples with a headache. "Matsueda-san, I need you to provide me with the past experiences of this Komari-san. The more detailed the better, preferably related to the Arts Club. She's been so uncooperative that I can't move forward with my plan."

As soon as these words came out, Matsueda Azusa was overjoyed. There was actually a day when Yukinoshita Yukino came to him for help? It was like the sun had risen from the west. "Isn't it normal not to cooperate? Which client of yours has cooperated with you so far?"

Yukinoshita Yukino's face darkened even more: "Please don't take your non-cooperation as something to be proud of."

"So what? I'm just proud. What's it to you?"

Matsueda Azusa showed a stifled smile: "And why did you come to me for information? Don't you have your own intelligence channels? You even opened a box on me before."

"..."

Yukinoshita Yukino closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and said aggrievedly: "This classmate Xiaoju has been stopping me from taking any action. She only dared not stop me when I said I wanted to come find you."

"puff"

Matsueda Azusa finally couldn't hold back her laughter and burst out laughing, "Yukinoshita-san, you deserve this day! Well done, Komari-san, you did a great job!"

Xiaoju Chihua was trembling, not daring to look up at Matsueda Azusa, and subconsciously protected Yukinoshita Yukino in front of her.

Matsueda Azusa's entrustment of Yukinoshita Yukino to help Komari Chika was not a casual entrustment. It was a plan he had planned long ago to kill two birds with one stone.

First of all, although Chika Komari reluctantly accepted Yukinoshita Yukino's "help" after being persuaded by others, she was unable to refuse it on the surface, which did not mean that she accepted it in her heart. In her eyes, Yukinoshita Yukino and the bastard Matsueda Azusa were in the same group, and she would definitely resist Yukinoshita Yukino's plan.

Secondly... even if Chika Komari doesn't resist, Yukinoshita Yukino won't be able to help her make friends or find a place to stay in a short period of time.

After all, Yukinoshita Yukino herself has no friends, and she wants to help others make friends. Isn't that pure fantasy?

In this way, Chika Komari will surely be able to hold Yukinoshita Yukino back for a long time, draining her energy and leaving her no time to care about Matsueda Azusa. And with Yukinoshita Yukino keeping an eye on her, Chika Komari will be safe. Once this period of time passes and she calms down, she will likely not have any thoughts of suicide. The best outcome would be to become friends, which would be good for both of them.

This plan was absolutely perfect. Matsueda Azusa even wanted to boast about his own incredible wisdom.

Thinking of this, Matsueda Azusa righteously refused: "Yukinoshita-san, how can you ask me for help when you encounter difficulties? Komari-san is so resistant because she has been seriously hurt. You should empathize with her pain and use your patience and kindness to influence her. How can you blame her for not cooperating? What you are doing is really contrary to the purpose of the Service Club!"

"..."

These words nearly pissed Yukinoshita off, but thankfully she was able to control her emotions and took a few deep breaths. "Matsueda-san, do you think I'm a fool? Isn't Komari-san's resistance largely due to her belief that I'm in cahoots with you? You deliberately forced me to take on this task under such difficult circumstances. What qualifications do you have to say such things?"

"Yeah, that's right. But I'm just saying."

Songzhizi crossed his arms across his chest, feeling confident even though he was not right.

"Ah."

But unexpectedly, in the face of his provocation, Yukinoshita Yukino suddenly laughed.

She turned to look at Xiaoju Zhihua, "You see, I didn't lie to you. This guy and I are not in cahoots. So the agreement I made with you before still stands - as long as you join the Service Club, are willing to take the initiative to try to change your personality, and try to make new friends, I can take you with me to find trouble with Matsueda-san, how about it?"

"?! Yukinoshita, you plotted against me!"

Matsueda Azusa widened her eyes. She didn't expect that the old-fashioned Yukinoshita Yukino would actually plot something!

At the beginning, she deliberately showed weakness to the enemy, causing Matsueda Azusa to laugh at her. She did this to prove to Komari Chika that they were not accomplices and to gain Komari Chika's trust. Then she gave her an offer that she could not refuse, giving her the opportunity to cause trouble for Matsueda Azusa - that is, revenge - in order to motivate her to try to make new friends and arouse her subjective initiative.

To be honest, the calculation is quite good.

But there is still a question - even after being scared like this, does Xiaoju Chihua really dare to cause trouble for Matsueda Azusa?

Yukinoshita Yukino gave a triumphant smile: "How can you call it scheming? Matsueda-san, this is all caused by your arrogance and harshness. If you were a little more friendly to others, they wouldn't use you as a negative motivation to encourage others."

Matsueda Azusa ignored Yukinoshita and turned to look at Komari Chika, condescendingly threatening her: "Are you sure you want to listen to her and cause trouble for me? Are you serious?"

But what he didn't expect was that Komari Chika wasn't frightened to the point of being speechless as he had expected. Although she couldn't help but tremble all over, she actually nodded vigorously towards Yukinoshita Yukino and promised with a determined look: "I promise! I want to join the Service Club! Matsueda-san, I won't be afraid of you!"

Yukinoshita Yukino's lips curled up slightly: "Matsueda-san, this time I win. The improvement plan for you is already on the agenda, you have to be prepared."

Matsueda Azusa's eyes narrowed. "You... you actually said something like that? You don't really want to help Komari-san, do you? You just want to use her as a tool to defeat me. This method is too despicable."

But before Yukinoshita Yukino could answer, Komari Chika spoke first: "It's okay, I don't care! Even if you use me as a tool, it's okay - Matsueda-san, that's what you said yesterday, right? It's about actions, not intentions. No matter what Yukinoshita-san is thinking, as long as she objectively helps me, isn't that enough?"

It's broken! It's boomeranged again!

Songzhizi was defeated step by step.

Because she gave up her love for Shintaro Tamaki, Chika Komari became strong without any desires and even started to learn from the enemy to defeat him.

Hey, wait...

Matsueda Azusa touched his chin.

Well, after all, since there is no possibility between Chika Komari and Shintaro Tamaki, his goal has been achieved anyway, it's just that the additional goal has failed.

That's fine.

It's just that there is one more person causing trouble for him. He never worries about too many debts or too many lice. Songzhi Zi has never cared about such things.

Moreover, in this way, Xiaoju Zhihua joined the Service Club and had a new place to stay. She could focus all her attention on causing trouble for him and had no time to commit suicide.

Except for not being able to delay Yukinoshita Yukino, all other goals have been achieved.

Matsueda Azusa slapped his head and realized that he had already won a great victory, so everything was fine.

"You're right, that's really good."

Thinking of this, Matsueda Azusa's expression immediately changed, and he smiled kindly at Yukinoshita Yukino and Komari Chika: "Congratulations, congratulations, you did a great job!"

"?!"

The angry and angry Matsueda Azusa failed to scare Xiaoju Zhihua, but now the sudden smile on Matsueda Azusa scared her instead, making her scalp hurt. She tripped herself and fell to the ground.

Yukinoshita Yukino also took a cautious stance and took a step back: "What are you secretly planning?"