The goal of life is to break up all couples

"When I enrolled, I visited the literature club on a whim. They asked me to fill out my name on a piece of paper to register, so I filled it out without thinking. Who knew it was an application form to join the club?"

"In other words, I was nominally a member of the Literature Club from the beginning, but without even knowing it... I accepted the Minister's invitation to join the Improper Relationship Inspection Department."

"So the literature club was warned by the student council because of insufficient membership. If the number of active members remains so low, funding might be cut or even the club might be disbanded... That's why she told me why she was abandoning them."

So that's it. Now the truth is out.

Matsueda Azusa rubbed his chin as if suddenly realizing something. "Is that so? Come to think of it, I seem to have some recollection of it now. When I submitted your application for membership, Chairman Hotorahara did mention to me that you seemed to have joined some club..."

"However, after checking the club's activity records, I found that you only registered your name at the time, but never participated in any club activities. Therefore, you are probably considered an inactive member, such as a ghost member."

"So the president did me a favor and helped me manipulate the situation. He went through the process to help you withdraw from the literature club and then join the Improper Relationship Supervision Department."

Another behind-the-scenes operation!

Can this be said?

The eavesdropping Hikigaya Hachiman was secretly shocked.

What exactly is the relationship between Azusa Matsueda and the student council president? Not only did he block the club application submitted by Shizuka Hiratsuka on behalf of the students, but he even helped Azusa Matsueda get students from other clubs to quit...

So dark!

He is simply the Dark Emperor of Sobu High School!

“There is such a thing!”

Wen Shui and Yan couldn't help but complain: "How come I don't know anything about this?"

"Because it didn't seem like something very important, I completely forgot about it when I left the student union and didn't tell you?"

Songzhi Zi scratched his head with an innocent look on his face.

Wen Shui He Yan slumped forward on the table in frustration, "Because of this, I've completely gone from being the invisible little guy in the class to a scheming scumbag with a hidden agenda!"

"They think I was cheating on Chika Komari and Anami Yanami without telling them, and then they caught me cheating! Now I can't explain it at all!"

"really……"

Yana saw Xingcai nodded, "Kusuke looked very angry at the time. After seeing you running away with Xiaomari, Kusuke got angry for the first time and advised me to stay away from you, a scumbag, and not to be deceived by you."

"I defended Wenshui a few times, but they looked at me with such pitiful eyes! Did they mistakenly think that I was being pua by Wenshui?"

Onmizu Kazuhiko was defeated by the cruel reality, burned out, and turned into gray snow.

"no no!"

His peaceful campus life was gone forever...

Suddenly, Songzhi Zi slammed the table with great joy: "This might not be a bad thing, right? I have an idea!"

17. Sobu High School Gang

"How can this be a good thing?"

Wen Shui Heyan was surprised and looked up at Song Zhizi.

"Well, based on my experience..."

Hikigaya Hachiman weakly interrupted, warning, "I'm afraid this incident will affect more than just Onomizu-san and Yanami-san. Onomizu-san, as a member of our club, if this kind of reputation were to spread, it could very well be used as a weapon to attack you, the leader—especially since you've already antagonized so many people."

What is needed to unite a group of people is not wise leadership but a common enemy.

And now Matsueda Azusa happens to play the role of this "enemy" very arrogantly.

If a "knife" was handed to them at this time, Hikigaya Hachiman could not think of any reason not to use it.

Seeing that Matsueda Azusa didn't seem to have considered this, Hikigaya Hachiman felt that he should remind her.

"That's true, but so what?"

But unexpectedly, Matsueda Azusa readily admitted that this was bound to happen, but he threw up his hands fearlessly and said, "What purpose can they achieve by attacking me with warm water?"

"Whether Wen Shui-jun is a scumbag or not, if they've made it out to be true, then at best it's just a personal issue with Wen Shui-jun. At most, I'll be forced to pretend to expel him from the club because of the pressure. With the student union's backing and insufficient justification, there's no way the club will be shut down."

"The result of this is that Wenshui will only withdraw from the club in name, but in reality he will still be our shadowy member. And the consequence they need to bear is our ferocious counterattack - I didn't just make a casual threat during lunch break. If they dare to be so shameless, I will dare to do it."

"They'd better consider whether they can afford the consequences."

Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but shudder. The captain had completely turned into a school bully...

Could this club actually be the Sobu High School Yakuza? Hikigaya has lost all hope for his future—he feels his role is about to change from a gloomy, invisible figure to a sinister, cunning, and treacherous military strategist...

On the other side, Wen Shui and Yan thought carefully and found something wrong: "Hiss, although it is indeed not difficult for the Minister to handle, it seems that my problem has not been solved yet? It seems that it is not the problem that has been solved, but those who raised the problem... and me."

"Wouldn't that just confirm that I was the poor classmate being manipulated by Wenshui? It's like admitting that I was having an affair with Wenshui!"

Yanaijian waved his hands hastily, "This kind of thing isn't okay, is it? It would be bad if Kusuke misunderstood it as well!"

"Isn't this a coincidence? I just want him to misunderstand."

Songzhi Zi touched his chin and asked a fatal question: "And didn't he misunderstand it at noon today? What are you afraid of now? Do you think that just based on your empty explanation, he will really believe that you and Wen Shui are innocent?"

Seeing the blow, Yana threw herself on the table. "Indeed... even after I explained, they didn't believe me at all. On the contrary, the more I tried to defend myself, the more they thought I was brainwashed too deeply by Wen Shui."

Wenshui and Yan lived in Bengbu, "Why am I the one who got hurt?!"

Actually, being seen having lunch together was not a big deal. It was just a small matter. Considering Yanami's connections in the class, the other students would just make a few teasing remarks at most.

Although there were probably people who were gossiping behind her back about her flirting with the gloomy guy in her class right after being dumped by Kuda Kusuke, at least there wasn't any overt malice on the surface.

Everyone has the desire to gossip.

The main problem is that Wen Shui was hit by a combo by Xiaoju Zhihua, and now the nature of the whole problem has become completely different.

Matsueda Azusa knocked on the table and said to Yanami, "But this way, at least Kuda Kusuke will feel something about what happened to you, right? This can be the first step in advancing our plan."

"Eh? That's true..."

Yana blinked in confusion, "Does this mean that Kusuke still cares about me? Hehe..."

"Team Eight, are you awake?"

Songzhi Zi couldn't help but sigh, holding his forehead and said, "This is just a premise. Next, we need to find out why he is so emotional about this matter. Is it just because he regards you as his best friend and doesn't want your friend to be deceived by a scumbag..."

"Or maybe he's still attached to you and has a certain degree of possessiveness towards you. Even though he's already dating other girls, he still wants you to stick to him and not get too close to other boys or even flirt with them."

"If it's the latter, then breaking up him and Himemiya Karen is very simple. A relationship started while still harboring attachment and possessiveness towards someone else is easily susceptible to various factors and could break down. Even if we don't push it, it's likely to fizzle out on its own. We're simply accelerating the process."

Seeing that Kyouka was listening very attentively, Yana felt that what Matsueda Azusa said made a lot of sense, and nodded repeatedly, saying, "Right... doesn't that mean that Sosuke still likes me? As expected, compared to that cow girl, I'm the most suitable one for Sosuke, right?"

Both Numizu Kazuhiko and Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but roll their eyes - what on earth did you understand? You two are totally not on the same channel.

"I already have a way to verify which situation it is, but..."

Matsueda Azusa crossed his arms, a sinister expression on his face. "This method is quite radical. If it succeeds, this couple will probably explode, right? So I'd better ask for your opinion, Team Member Laoba. If you don't think it's a good idea, I'll think of other ways."

Yanaijian was a little curious: "Huh? What's the solution?"

"I can't tell you now. If I reveal it, I'm worried your acting skills won't be up to par. When the time comes, just follow my lead."

Songzhi Zi kept the secret a secret. "I can only warn you in advance that if you succeed, the consequences may be quite disastrous. But if you fail—that means that judging from the relationship between them, you probably won't have a chance in this life."

Yanajian was a little hesitant, but just hearing Matsueda Azusa say that the consequences would be serious, she found it hard to imagine what the outcome would be.

After struggling for a moment, she revealed a resolute look: "Minister, I believe you, let's do it!"

"Nice, you made the right choice."

Matsueda Azusa gave a sinister villain-like smile: "Well, then, I have a task for you. I remember your class should have physical education class tomorrow, right? Find a chance to take Himemiya Karen with you to the infirmary to stay for a while."

"After learning that you went to the infirmary, Kuda Kusuke will probably come to visit you, right? Then everything will be ready. I've already bribed the health teacher, Xiaoba Xiaoye. As long as the plan goes well, you can wait for our good news."

No, actually it wasn't bribery at all, I just had something to hold against him.

Although judging from the suspicious health teacher's personality, she would probably agree to cooperate even if she wasn't threatened.

"Oh, right."

Songzhi Zi seemed to have remembered something. "If you want a higher success rate, it would be best if Wenshui is present at the time. But Team Member Laoba must remember to protect Captain Wenshui's personal safety."

Personal safety?!

Wen Shui Kazuhiko's eyes widened - why does it sound so dangerous?!

He subconsciously wanted to refuse, but Yanaijian had already taken the lead: "I promise to complete the task!"

Hikigaya Hachiman was so inspired that he somehow sensed a sense of foreboding. He couldn't help but shudder and whispered, "Isn't this something you need me for?"

"How could I have forgotten you, my dearest adjutant?"

Matsueda Azusa laughed and hooked his arm around Hikigaya Hachiman's shoulder. "Elbow, let's go and refine this plan. You'll have to act as the trigger when the time comes."

18. I want to form a band for life!

"Hey! Big drummer, am I not late?"

Azusa Matsueda pushed open the door of the recording studio and greeted everyone cheerfully.

The only person in the room was Shiina Tatsuki, who was browsing on her phone. Hachiman Kailing had disappeared somewhere.

"Ah, Azusa."

Shiina Riki was reading the audience's comments after the last live performance, and was startled by Matsueda Azusa who suddenly pushed the door open.

"Eh? Why isn't Hailing here? Is she late?"

Matsueda Azusa looked around, but didn't even see Hachiman Kailing's bass. It seemed that she didn't go out for something, but she didn't come at all.

"Oh, Hailing said that a band she knows called her to help out at the last minute. It must be an emergency. They have a good relationship, so it's hard to refuse."

Shiina Riki casually explained, but suddenly his hand froze as he scrolled through his phone. He frowned and read, "What? 'The lead singer plays guitar well, but his singing is all emotion and no technique?' Huh?! That's bullshit! I'm blocking him!"

“Actually, you’re not wrong…”

Matsueda Azusa wiped the sweat off his face and leaned over to take a look. "Hey, look, he left a follow-up comment below—'Where's the band's previous lead singer? Why not let her play?' That's not surprising, he's a fan of Deng."

Shiina Ritsuki's action of blocking the user froze, and he said stubbornly, "Tsk. Well, he still has some taste. I won't block him for now."

"Hmm... But to be honest, I think he has a point. My singing skills are really not that good. I can only say that it's barely passing."

Matsueda Azusa stood behind a chair, leaning forward and resting her chin naturally on Shiina Riki's shoulder. As she watched her scroll through the comments, she casually said, "Besides, Riki, you actually hope that Deng can come back, right? It would probably be better if she were the lead singer than me... Speaking of which, why don't you go find Xiao Deng?"

Matsueda Azusa's warm breath hit Shiina Riki's neck, making her whole body stiff for a moment.

A blush appeared on his cheeks. Shiina Riki coughed as if nothing had happened. After hesitating for a moment, he explained, "That being said, the style of our current songs isn't really suitable for Deng to sing."

"Besides, given Deng's personality, if the song she sings doesn't express her inner thoughts, she might not be able to produce any sound on stage. That would be troublesome."

Shiina Riki sighed regretfully, "Although it may seem a bit heartless to say this, but... no matter how much I personally like Deng, she is actually no longer suitable for our current Kulaixiku. There is nothing we can do about it."

As she spoke, she turned her head and looked closely at Matsueda Azusa's profile. "Besides... this song we wrote together, of course it has to be sung by you, Azusa, right? No one else can sing it. Only Azusa can do this."

"Eh? The drummers actually think so highly of me?"

Matsueda Azusa smiled and put her arms around Shiina Riki's neck, resting her elbows on her shoulders: "I'm so touched. Riki-chan, love!"

"My Kulai Xikuli, the drummer position will always be reserved for Riki-chan alone. We agreed to be a lifelong band, right?"

Shiina Riki was suddenly hugged by Matsueda Azusa, and for a moment she felt her face getting hot. She quickly reached out and pressed the side of Matsueda Azusa's face to push him away, "Why...why are you suddenly saying something so disgusting! It's so disgusting! Be normal!"

Stir, stir what?!

Why did you suddenly say something like that? The more I listened, the more it sounded like a confession.

Matsueda Azusa wouldn't like her, right?

Shiina Riki fanned himself vigorously with his hands, trying to cool his face, not daring to look directly at Matsueda Azusa.

"No, I'm serious."

Matsueda Azusa sat down on the chair across from Shiina Riki and counted on his fingers seriously, "Riki-chan is now not only the drummer for Kulaixiku, but also the sole designated arranger. Even Hailing joined our incomplete band because of you, Riki, right?"

"So, if it weren't for Li Xi, Ku Lai Xi Ku wouldn't even exist. You're the absolute core of this band, so just be more confident!"

"As long as we have Li Xi, it's like having the power of a hundred people!"

Why are you still chasing me and talking endlessly?

Shiina Riki's head was practically steaming, and he quickly changed the subject, "Alright, alright, what's wrong with you today? You're suddenly praising me non-stop... Did you get into trouble? If so, no matter how much you praise me, I won't let you off."

"This live show was a huge success, I'm so happy."

Songeda Azusa scratched the back of his head.