Type-Moon, I loaded the love game

Yinggu nodded thoughtfully.

He felt it was worth a try.

In real life, I would encounter all kinds of troubles with women, so I wouldn't get into trouble with women for no reason online.

It can satisfy social needs and is anonymous so there is no need to worry about secrets being leaked.

If all goes well, I'll just be a low-key homebody from now on.

【Please note this information for now.】

[You can check out the Einzbern Consultation Room website later.]

Chapter 63: The Troubles of the Heroic Spirits

May 5th, night.

You took a very refreshing hot bath, and the negative effects of the hangover headache have been completely eliminated.

[There's still a long time before the dorm is closed, so you decide to go to the library and study hard.]

But before that, you decided to use your phone to log in to the website of the Einzbern Consulting Office that Oberon mentioned and see what's going on there.

This consulting website is often overwhelmed by the popularity of the show of the same name. From Grand Servants to Heroic Spirits from other worlds, everyone shares their troubles on this website, and it has become a part of popular culture among Heroic Spirits.

[You shouldn't rush to share your troubles, but instead test the discussion atmosphere of this website first.]

"..."

Yinggu, who had just walked out of the bathhouse, felt refreshed.

While checking his phone, he returned to the dormitory carrying a washbasin and a towel.

He followed the URL entered by Oberon and entered the website of Einzbern Consultant.

Perhaps because of the large amount of website traffic, Yinggu refreshed the page three or four times before he finally successfully entered the website.

What caught the eye was the clean and refreshing web page layout, with Q-version avatars of Irisviel and Fujimura Taiga printed on the header. It seemed that they were the co-hosts of this program and the main creators of the website.

Yinggu tried to refresh the page.

"Wow, there are so many people asking for advice about their troubles..."

Whenever he refreshes the page, different consultation posts pop up one after another, which shows that the number of website views and posts is quite astonishing.

Some are concerned about love, career, studies, or are simply confused about their second life as a Heroic Spirit. For example, "A Heroic Spirit from pan-human history is seeking revenge on me, saying that I, from another singularity, pierced his cover as a Lostbelt. Can I ask for your help?"

"It seems that the Heroic Spirits of Chaldea Academy have accumulated all kinds of troubles."

Looking at the screen full of consultation and help posts, Yinggu randomly clicked on one of them.

It was posted by an anonymous user named Yu.

"I'm a married woman from Academy City, and I've been having some family troubles lately."

Oh, is this the trouble of housewives?

Yinggu looked down curiously for a while.

Yu: "I've raised so many children. When they were little, they were all quite manageable and adorable. But now I feel the weight of my role as a mother is wearing on me."

"The only ones I can worry about at home are my eldest son and four daughters. The other children all have their own shortcomings and troubles."

"Especially since she's the daughter of my heir, she caused a disturbance at school and her parents were called in."

"As punishment, I suspended the heir's daughter's credit card."

"I wonder if this punishment is too harsh for her, and will it really change her for the better?"

"If anyone can help me answer this troubling question and provide an effective and feasible solution, I would be very grateful and would offer a generous reward. To be exact, one million QP."

"Also: Speaking of daughters, the host of the Einzbern Consultation Room has a really cute daughter. I really enjoyed the episode where she and her daughter appeared on screen."

"Another aside: the two maids in her castle are also pretty good, like dolls."

"Uh……"

How come I vaguely know who this person is?

Yinggu tried not to think about the other person's true identity.

My nickname is Yu, I have many children, and I like cute things...

With such a generous amount of 100 million QP, it is basically clear who this person is.

"Calm down. We have so many wives and mothers in the Heroic Realm. How could it be Morgan..."

Yinggu shook his head and put the terrible speculation behind him.

Below is an enthusiastic netizen named Ice Witch with an ice cream avatar, who has provided a high-quality answer to the person suspected to be Morgan.

Ice Witch: "No need to pay."

Ice Witch: "Since I'm an educator myself, I can offer you some educational advice."

Ice Witch: "A one-size-fits-all approach won't truly solve the problem. The key lies in close supervision and rigorous training. But considering you may not have that much energy and time, why not talk to her classmates and friends, ask about her situation, and then prescribe the right solution."

Yu: "I see. What a insightful suggestion..."

Yu: "You call yourself the Ice Witch, and you speak so wisely and sharply. Are you an elder educator like a druid?"

Ice Witch: "Don't call me old."

Yu: "In that case, I'll have my husband look after her. Coincidentally, my husband and my daughter are in the same class."

Ice Witch: “…?”

Ice Witch: "Wait a minute!"

Ice Witch: "Why are your husband and your daughter in the same class?! What's your relationship?! Which class are they in?!"

Yu: "Thank you for your answer, I'm very grateful, goodbye!"

"..."

Yinggu slapped his forehead.

There is no need to guess now, the anonymous user named Yu has basically revealed all the secrets.

Morgan, it's you!

Why do you like surfing the internet when you have nothing to do? Why do you even watch the Einzbern Consultation Room program on a regular basis? Although Illya is indeed very cute!

"Ah...why do I always encounter someone I know committing a crime every time I surf the internet..."

Yinggu suddenly felt overwhelmed.

I originally wanted to solve a problem, but after looking at the forum, I found more new problems.

"By the way, has Bawanxi gotten into any trouble at school recently? That's why Morgan is so upset..."

The Fairy Queen looks cold and domineering, but if you were to ask who could really bother her and make her care, it would only be her valued companions and family, especially her heir daughter, Bawanshi.

Let’s cross out this post for now and take a look at the troubles and inquiries from other heroes.

Yinggu casually clicked on one of the posts.

The poster of this post is "Ice Witch".

This is the kind-hearted person who just replied to Morgan and claimed to be an educator.

The Ice Witch...

Ying Gu thought about it in his mind.

"There shouldn't be anyone with similar characteristics around me. I can basically confirm that she is not an acquaintance."

The Ice Witch posted a post asking for help.

I saw it read:

"Because it's easy to identify me, I won't reveal my specific occupation."

"Don't try to find any clues from my nickname and profile picture. I registered this account by scanning my face for verification, and the nickname and profile picture were automatically generated by the system."

"Ahem, I'm going to start talking about my troubles..."

"Just yesterday, I accidentally drank a lot of alcohol with a guy who was much younger than me, and then I accidentally rolled into the same bed with him..."

"I'm thinking about what to do with him."

Scathach, you are actually Scathach!

Ying Gu was suddenly shocked.

Why are you here on the forum seeking help, and posting with such a girly name?

Could it be that after you scanned your face for verification, the website logged you into a registered Skadi account with the same face as yours?

This Einzbern consulting website is really amazing, none of them are easy to deal with.

Scathach: "That guy may not be very smart, but he did show his manliness. He decided to take responsibility for me after what happened."

Scathach: "I'm considering whether to agree to him..."

Scathach: "He he he, this way of calling him is really a bit troublesome, I'd better just come up with a simple alias for him... Let's call him Mochizuki Yinggu."

Isn't this the abbreviation that Tristan, that idiot, gave me before? This doesn't protect my privacy at all! It can't even be called an abbreviation!

Morgan: "Mochizuki, this guy has the same last name as my husband?"

"!"

Why are you joining in the fun of this post? Don’t do this kind of thing!

A drop of cold sweat fell from Yinggu's forehead.

Damn it! Two women who should never have met each other actually bumped into each other online. Why should I have to suffer such a Shura-like incident online as well?

His heart suddenly started pounding, as if his death was not far away!

(PS: The scene where Bawanxi is called to the parents' house is from Chapter 33 of Volume 2.)

(PS2: This is when Scathach was online and accidentally logged into the online account that Skadi usually uses. I must explain that Skadi's nickname is not the Ice Witch, but the Ice Queen should be more appropriate. But considering that Swimsuit Skadi has a nickname in the comics, and the online name needs to be disguised, plus she wants to pretend to be aloof and mysterious, so the nickname here is the Ice Witch.)

Chapter 64: Let the Mistake Become a Mistake

"Oh, this guy has the same last name as my husband?"

Morgan sent a death message in the post.

"Wait a moment, let me first check what language the kana Yinggu is pronounced in..."

Seeing this message,

Yinggu's heart tightened in fear.

Oh no, are we going to be caught offline and start a Mortal Kombat-style battlefield?

What should I do? Should I activate the Female Difficulty Phase and use the Incentive Dice to force a major failure? Putting aside the success rate, is it really necessary to use the Incentive Dice that could save my life in a critical moment in this situation?

If the female trouble aspect succeeds, it will simply make matters worse!

Fortunately, he didn't have to worry about it for too long, as Scathach responded first.

Scathach: "I told you it's just a fake name."

Scathach: "Since this is an online consultation room, we should keep the identity of the consultant confidential. Even if you care about the other person, you shouldn't delve into the source. Isn't that the purpose of the anonymous section?"

What you said seems to make sense, but the abbreviation you gave me was problematic from the beginning, right?

Yinggu thought to himself.

Morgan: "You have a point. I was inconsiderate this time. (P.S.: I'm going to start a Fairyland forum someday. I'll be free to do whatever I want with it.)"

"Since you've solved my problem, you're my honored guest. Let me come and give you some guidance."