Type-Moon, I loaded the love game

"You said you wanted to show the judges how manly you are, so this is what you meant!" Charlemagne shouted. "In the end, you're still going to let the judges eat your geoduck, even if they're robots!"

They quickly ran towards Roland.

"Are you okay? Is your geoduck still there?!"

All the men asked immediately, feeling an inexplicable empathy for his situation.

"That scared me," Roland said with a lingering fear. "It seems like it's just stuck..."

"As long as it's okay..."

Yinggu and the others breathed a sigh of relief.

Roland moved his body and tried hard to withdraw.

A long while passed like this, but Shinji-kun still showed no sign of letting go and couldn't back out at all.

“…………But, I can’t seem to pull it out.”

He spoke faintly.

"..."

Everyone looked at each other in surprise.

How to do?

In this stiff and silent atmosphere, Aoberon's expression suddenly changed, and he spoke cautiously:

"Have you ever heard the story of King Arthur pulling out the sword from the stone (Caliburn)?"

"I don't want to hear it!"

Chapter 36: A Man's Sword in the Stone

The story of King Arthur and the Sword in the Stone dates back to Britain at the end of the Age of Gods.

When King Uther died, a sword stuck in a stone was used to decide the succession right of the new king. None of the tyrants and nobles could pull it out, but it was pulled out by a young man named Artoria (also known as Artorius, Arthur, Little Wa, etc.).

Auberon finished the story.

Everyone present looked silently at Roland, whose little holy sword was bitten by the robot.

"Whatever you say,"

Yinggu shook his head.

"Anyway, I won't pull out his sword from the stone."

"Yinggu, you can't just stand by and watch me die!" Roland cried, "Don't forget that last time at the shopping mall, I helped you out."

"..."

Ying Gu thought that if he had known this would happen, he would have just accepted the Shura Field.

The modified Shinji-kun suddenly lit up the scoreboard.

5 mashed potatoes!

Why did he give it a score as if nothing had happened? Who can eat that part of his? Even if he really wants to eat it, it can only be given to his wife!

"...It looks quite serious. I'm going to call the school doctors and teachers right now and let mature and reliable adults handle this problem."

"Don't call for help!"

Roland, whose lower body was stuck, struggled even harder and covered his face with shame.

"I absolutely cannot let more people see me like this. It's so embarrassing!"

"If you really have any sense of shame, why don't you run around naked every day?"

Ying Gu rolled up his sleeves and said to everyone, "Well, it seems we have no choice but to help him. Before Shinji-kun bites into his sword in the stone, let's work together to pull Roland's body out."

"Yinggu, but there is another problem here,"

Auberon said seriously,

"If we pull hard, but his sword is stuck tight... what if his sword breaks? Have you read Hans Christian Andersen's 'Five Peas'? If the pod suddenly bursts, the peas will probably fly everywhere..."

"Oberon, that's not how you quote fairy tales. Besides, a man only has two peas, and each one is precious!"

Why does Oberon like to quote stories in such strange places? Do you hate stories or do you like them?

"Anyway, let's just get started."

"Wait, what if it breaks!" Roland asked in horror.

"It doesn't matter. Given your luck with women, your holy sword may never find its scabbard in this lifetime."

"I can do without it, but I can't live without it!"

"Stop talking nonsense, do it!"

The boys rolled up their sleeves and no longer cared about anything else.

This modified Shinji-kun is not very stable to begin with. If we delay any further, what if he really bites Roland's Excalibur?

Several boys grabbed Roland's body and tried to pull him out.

Roland suddenly looked nervous.

"Three, two, one..."

Yinggu shouted loudly,

"pull!"

You tried to pull Roland's Sword of the Stone out of the robot Shinji's mouth.

[To pull out Roland's sword safely requires exquisite agility and extraordinary strength.]

[Please pass a double check of agility and strength.]

Both dice fall at the same time.

[Agility check, big failure! ]

[Strength test, great success!]

When Yinggu saw the two completely different test results, he immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

A big failure and a big success, what kind of consequences will this lead to?

boom!

The boys used all their strength to pull Roland out of the robot's mouth.

"Oh oh oh!"

But perhaps because he used too much force, Yinggu, who was holding Roland, staggered due to inertia and fell backwards.

He only felt that he was hurled several meters away and fell awkwardly on the table behind him.

Ignoring the severe pain in his back, Yinggu quickly stood up to check on him.

"How is it, Roland!" he cried in panic, "Is your holy sword still there?"

"Let me see……"

Roland lowered his head in shock and checked his body.

"Fortunately, my holy sword seems to be safe and sound. Thank you for saving my life!"

"Really, that's good..."

Yinggu breathed a sigh of relief,

"call……"

Is it because a big success and a big failure are thrown at the same time, which cancel each other out so nothing happens?

No, Yinggu's intuition told him that things would not be solved so easily...

He looked at the two knights in front of him, Charlemagne and Gawain.

The two of them carefully lay on Shinji-kun's body, and then maintained a rather strange posture, not daring to move at all, just like Roland just now.

"Charlemagne, Gawain, what's wrong with you?"

"Is Roland's Sword in the Stone okay?" Charlemagne said dimly.

"Haha, that's great, but..."

Gawain turned his head with a stiff expression.

"My Holy Sword, Kaventin..."

"And my Sword of Joy..." Charlemagne added.

"It's all stuck in the robot's mouth!"

"???"

Damn it, why are there more victims?

How did he do that? Why was he stuck inside when he was helping others pull it out? He finally pulled one out, and then two got stuck in the next second!

"Is this the consequence of both great success and great failure? Roland was rescued, but Gawain and Charlemagne's descendants are trapped. This doesn't cancel each other out at all!"

Ying Gu wiped the sweat off his face anxiously, feeling that the situation was getting more serious.

"Wait a moment, I'll come and rescue you right away—"

Having said that, he suddenly stopped.

"No, that's not right..."

Calm down. This is not the time to act on impulse. What if you get unlucky and make two big failures in a row?

Let’s not talk about Charlemagne for now, but if Gawain’s “Holy Sword Carventine” breaks due to a major failure, how on earth am I going to explain it to Morgan?

Yinggu immediately realized the seriousness of the matter.

On one side is Charlemagne, the King of the Franks, and on the other is the eldest son of the Fairy Queen...

If you round it off, it means that the inheritance rights of the two countries are all in Shinji's mouth.

This situation is truly unsightly in every sense of the word.

"..."

A drop of cold sweat fell from Yinggu's forehead.

"It's over. If something unexpected happens, I'll be the eternal sinner who caused the end of the succession of two countries. Absolutely not!" He scratched his hair. "I just want to take a make-up exam in Home Economics. I don't want such a heavy burden!"

"It's okay, Lord Yinggu..."

Gao Wen's eyes suddenly became very determined, and he said in a serious tone,

"Under your leadership, we have escaped danger countless times. I trust you unconditionally. If it's you... you will definitely protect my holy sword!"

"What the hell is this holy sword guarding you? I don't want to guard something like that! How perverted!"

Yinggu only felt a heavy pressure on his shoulders and didn't know what to do.

Just when he was in despair, a deep and demonic voice of a middle-aged man suddenly sounded behind him:

"Young men, you seem to be in some trouble."

Hearing the recognizable call, Yinggu couldn't help but turn his head.

A middle-aged man with an East Asian face, black hair, black eyes and a weathered expression was sitting at the dining table in an orderly manner, tasting the freshly baked extra spicy Mapo Tofu with a spoon.

No one knew when he got up and came here, but judging from the half-eaten Mapo Tofu left on the plate, the middle-aged man had been sitting here eating for quite a while.

The man wore sunglasses and a simple priest's uniform. His face looked like a saint who was ascetic, but he exuded a blue-black aura of joy.

"You, you are..."

Ying Gu's eyes widened in shock as he looked at the middle-aged priest who was enjoying the extra spicy mapo tofu.

It seems like the Mapo Tofu I made myself has attracted a terrifying creature?!

It turned out to be... a pseudo-Servant, a Russian Heroic Spirit possessed by a certain pleasure-seeking priest.

It's Kotomine Kirei!