I, the little cat, am a substitute for others who are starving and thin

"You actually used such a weak attack?"

A large blue rabbit materialized beside him, knocking the warning sign over with a single blow. Meanwhile, Valentine, breaking the rule that "when a double appears, the original can only watch or commentate," drew a revolver and emptied it at the knight below.

Even though he hadn't used a gun in a while, his military background meant he was a master of the gun. Unexpectedly, Maomao, who was supposed to have no practical knowledge of firearms, suddenly released his Stand and landed, displaying the speed and endurance to catch up to the train using only his physical form.

Because Yimi was born in an unpeaceful city, so unpeaceful that sometimes when she sneaked out to play in broad daylight, she could see someone holding a gun and pulling the trigger at another person in the alley, so she knew how dangerous it was.

The cat's body had shrunk and become more flexible, and the fact that it was more difficult to reload Valentine's revolver had temporarily allowed the cat to approach the window where he was.

Valentine backed away and ordered D4C to point his knife at the window. "Do you dare to come over? The narrow window won't give you any time to react!"

However, the cat did not enter the window at all. Instead, it bit its own paw fiercely and threw it towards Valentine's face.

"what?!"

"Congratulations to the host for unlocking the achievement [How about this trick of blinding with blood?], rewarded with 5% portal energy."

P.S. I'll update another chapter later, and try to finish this volume today... Doesn't it feel a bit short? But cats can turn into humans, and the cat-human transformation is in the second volume, so of course it can't drag on for 3 words...

Chapter 25: Love Train

Yimi was afraid of pain, or even very afraid of it, but she was even more afraid of not being able to return home. After all, the injury was reversible, and as long as she could return home, no matter how much pain she felt, there would be someone to comfort her.

I can't react at all!

Unlike scratches, once the "toxic" blood enters the body, unless a perfect gastric lavage is performed without a drop leaking out, his body will probably starve to death.

Countless thoughts flashed through his mind in an instant. Valentine, who was ready to change his body, did not expect that the blood would be twisted out by the golden light when it was less than a centimeter away from his eyes.

At the same time, he saw through the window behind him that a woodcutter who was pointed at by the golden crack suddenly fell to the ground, his whole body becoming unnaturally shriveled.

Valentine looked down at the golden light covering his entire body and immediately realized what was going on.

"So that's how it is. Where the sun shines, there will inevitably be shadows, and on the other side of the lucky place, there will inevitably be the so-called unfortunate people..."

"In God's eyes, luck and misfortune are two numbers whose addition and subtraction equal zero."

He had just been completely mistaken. The shrinkage of the land was not a spatial rift. To be precise, objects that could bring "luck" to this golden rift were constantly gathering, while "harmful things" all flew far away and landed on other people somewhere. Only good things remained in this rift!

Lucy is transforming into a corpse, but the one who actually obtains these is actually him, and he has the privilege of automatically transferring misfortune!

『D4C·Love Train』

This is a reward for direct training. D4C has advanced to an unimaginable height!

"Lucy Steele, you are really a goddess..." Valentine was about to compliment her when he caught a glimpse of a green hat in the corner. This was the one that the conductor of this world had not put on yet.

The man's face darkened. "You will remain as a sacrifice, but I will fulfill my promise and build you the statue you deserve. Completely nude, of course!"

With the protection of this "Train of Love", he simply walked out of the window of the moving train. The crack of "happiness" supported him so that he would not fall down. In this way, Valentine came face to face with Imi who was chasing him.

The remains of the saint who brought happiness to this land must not be left to those inexplicable people. He loved this country and this land so deeply that he would let the "happiness" he now felt cover this land.

As for any misfortune that will occur outside this land due to "balance", it has nothing to do with him.

"Meow!" The cat, who had already recovered from his injuries with the help of nutrients, naturally didn't mind imitating him and hitting him again.

Even though he was determined to commit self-harm, the blood was still twisted out when it was about to reach his face.

"In some corner far away, 'only misfortune' will befall some ordinary people, not the place where I am." At this point, Valentine didn't mind calmly explaining his situation to the other party.

"Well--"

The knight of the black horse reappeared, holding the scales in one hand and not holding the reins with the other. Instead, he tightly protected the pendant (Yimi) on his body and ran straight towards Valentine, leaving behind footprints without horseshoes on the soft ground.

A fist powerful enough to penetrate a brick wall was swung towards Valentine's face, but the result was still that some unlucky guy a hundred miles away was hit in the face by falling rocks from the mountain.

"A fight to the death? Well, that's it!" Valentine raised his revolver, which had been loaded with bullets, pointed it at the knight's face and pulled the trigger without hesitation.

Even though Famine dodged in time, he was still accidentally shot through the shoulder, but this was not the key point——

The key point is that Valentine also felt the bone-destroying pain in his shoulder!

"What?" As the President of the United States, he immediately blurted out something in Japanese.

How can it be?

At the same time, the kitten held by the 'Knight' jumped up, opened its bloody mouth and bit directly on the golden crack!

She really bit it, because Valentine saw the kitten hanging directly on the crack and even chewed a tooth mark on it!

Yes, how could he have forgotten? The saint's remains were holy relics, and this cat was also considered a messenger of the gods. How could the knight, who symbolized injustice, be affected by "injustice"?

The big blue rabbit's Stand intercepted both of them, recklessly punching the knight in the temple. He intended to trade his life for his own. With the unlimited power of resurrection, he never took death lightly.

But the power conveyed by this punch was deflected!

"Are you kidding?" Valentine certainly knew what this meant. The misfortune conveyed by the D4C attack was transferred thousands of miles away, just like him!

Chewing slowly, the kitten commented on the miracle crack in his ethereal childish voice: "It's delicious!"

"Uh oh oh oh!!"

As if infected by his emotions, the knight suddenly turned from indifference to excitement and plunged his hands into the golden crack, actually directly tearing open the crack that symbolized the sacredness!

Underestimating the enemy.

In the last moments of this body, Valentine's heart was filled with countless regrets. He actually underestimated the doomsday predicted in the Book of Revelation because of the other person's furry appearance.

Mao Mao stepped on his head and scratched three marks on the back of his neck, then kicked him to the ground, causing Valentine to roll 33 times due to inertia, while Yi Mi followed the golden cracks step by step towards the truly complete remains of the saint.

"Congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement [Defeat a 1.8-meter-tall giant], and be rewarded with 5% portal energy."

The golden cracks deformed, and the complete remains of the saint appeared. This was her opportunity to return home.

The skinny stand-in grabbed a black fish that he had caught at some point, crushed it, and sprinkled it on the cat's fatal wound.

The saint's body gathered the scattered golden light and was bitten by the kitten. The overwhelming divinity finally completely infected the flickering mental power, but it brought uncontrollable pain.

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On the other hand, Valentine, who rolled 33 times, was lucky enough to be caught by the wheels at the end of the train at the last moment, completing the "caught" ability condition, allowing D4C to help him revive.

"It's not over yet." The newborn Valentine slowly stood up.

But from not far behind him, a voice he didn't want to hear reached his ears:

"Johnny, stop fiddling with that armor of yours. Did you listen carefully to what I just said?"

"But you were the one who refused to teach me from the beginning. And it seems strange for an outsider like me to learn your family's secret techniques, right? Speaking of which, I discovered yesterday that this armor can actually slow down time, or rather, speed it up. If I ever see that cat again, I'll definitely buy you a new set."

"Well, but you can barely stand up now, right? Maybe you can marry into our family."

"Do you have a sister?"

"I have a younger brother."

"impossible!"

"Haha, I was just kidding...why does that handsome guy over there look familiar?"

The man with gold teeth riding on horseback blocked the sun with his hands, but in fact the distance between them was less than 5 meters.

The air was quiet for a few seconds.

"and many more……"

Johnny, who was reluctant to take off his armor while riding on a horse, stroked his waist.

『One, two, three』

『RIDER KICK』

(End of Volume 1)

Chapter 1 The Driver

"System settlement... 10/10 of the remains have been collected. The mission has been completed. The rewards have begun to be distributed. Please claim them promptly."

uncomfortable.

Can I go home now?

I don’t know whether to call it humane or immoral. After the mission was completed, the system did not recycle the remains that Yimi had collected with great effort, but how could the complete remains of a saint be so easy to absorb?

Similar to Lucy Steele's situation, the saint's remains were now autonomously trying to possess her body, and the dry, puppet-like, hardened skin was trying to replace her fur.

This was not the deceased saint's original intention, but simply to treat everyone who tried to claim his remains equally.

But Maomao is not an ordinary person like Lucy Steele who has no power to resist. Her divine mental power makes her unable to resist for a while.

"Hungry..." This is the biggest adverse effect.

Every second of resistance consumes the body's energy rapidly, leaving no time to think about anything else.

Perhaps it was related to the 'talent' the system had mentioned, but the kitten quickly found the technique in this process. Just like some toothless creatures that soften their food with saliva before eating, she had to continuously inject and assimilate the mental power infected by her own 'divinity' until her remains were stained with the color of her divinity, just like her original self.

But it is very difficult.

Compared with the remains of a saint that are enough to shake the continental plates, a cat's spiritual power is like dropping a small drop of watercolor into a large water tank that can hide a person. A cat's spiritual power is not inexhaustible. Because of its substitute, it can replenish its physical strength by eating. But also because of this substitute, when a certain power is exhausted, the first symptom that begins to appear is hunger.

"Repeat, the reward has been issued, please claim it in time."

Along with these two sentences, two objects flashing with faint light floated in front of Yimi out of thin air, and flashed out their information attentively.

[Novice Combat Suit (Fake)]: The strength is determined by the host's secondary element concentration, status: unbound

The white shirt and light yellow shorts look like the white equipment in the game with an initial value bonus of no more than 5.

[Space Ring: 2m×2m]: This is a common item, perfect for filling the gap in system space.

A silver ring that could barely be called beautiful, with a large, somewhat rustic-looking sapphire in the center.

"Tip: The two physical rewards need to be worn and bound to equipment. Please wear them as soon as possible or keep them properly to avoid loss..."

"Hungry!"

The nagging sound annoyed the cat who was trying hard to resist the erosion of the remains. She followed her instinct, opened her mouth, and decisively bit the two props floating in front of her.

After chewing it and swallowing it, he automatically used it to replenish his mental strength to alleviate the infection from the saint's remains.

The system loaded for two or three seconds, as if reacting to her actions.

"The Novice Battle Suit (fake) has been barely fully bound. From now on, its effects are classified as part of the host's power and do not need to be worn. Please immediately take the 2D Q&A to determine the enchantment ability."

"The portal energy has been detected to be overflowing. Do you want to consume 100% of it and teleport immediately?"

The energy displayed by the portal has already reached 185% of the overflow data, and 85% of the energy given by the achievement alone has been accumulated.

"Teleport, I want to go home."

Following this command, the energy of the already overflowing portal suddenly dropped, followed by a light particle effect like a servant's exit. The alien species carrying the saint's remains took the supreme treasure away from this world.

……

When it reappeared, the surrounding environment was so bright and clear that the cat had never seen before. It was so bright that even the ground and gravity did not exist. Looking around, it was a dark curtain with only a few planets illuminated by the sun as embellishment.

The closest thing to Yimi is a star that gives birth to countless life forms, an endless blue planet.

For some reason, he did not suffocate outside the atmosphere. Not understanding the concept of a planet, Yimi naturally could not comprehend the environment he was in. All he felt was the panic of not being able to see the familiar houses and cats, and the pain of having to constantly resist the infection of the remains after changing the world.

But she knew one thing: the ultimate consequence of going too fast would be a painful collision. And her biological instinct told her that if the speed was so fast that she felt weightless, then there was an 80% chance that—

The cat is really going to be sent now.

"The main quest has been updated, please click to view."

"Tip: You have one chance to win a prize, please click to use it."

The kitten had no time to pay attention to it, because an obstacle finally appeared in front of the kitten. The body floating outside the atmosphere was not a wandering planet, but a blonde girl curled up in a dress similar to a cheongsam but more revealing than a cheongsam, who seemed to be sleeping and was suspected to be with Kaz.

"Meow!"

The cat's head hit the girl's stomach. Perhaps because there was no gravity, the girl's mass was not too high, and her abdomen was soft, the impact only caused the cat to be stunned but did not hurt its brain.

Even the blonde girl herself was not seriously hurt. She just slightly opened her misty eyelids and stared blankly at the thing that hit her.

At the same time, because of this collision, which did not cause serious consequences, the forces of both sides began to shift. What was originally just passing outside the atmosphere was now falling straight down towards the earth in two different directions like urine forking.

"Congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement [Accident Driver], reward: Basic Traffic Rules Manual x 1"

No matter what, eat it first.

The falling cat held a thin booklet in its front paws and started to chew it. Some knowledge about traffic lights automatically filled in its mind, but compared with the previous two things, the energy this thing could provide was not as good as a fish that even a man with gold teeth could catch.