I, the little cat, am a substitute for others who are starving and thin

Lumia didn't care at all. She squatted down and poked Remi on the ground: "Why is she so angry all of a sudden? Wasn't she about to run away?"

"Please don't be so rude to the young lady!"

Sakuya slapped her little hand away and used her other hand to rub Remlia's head to relieve the pain.

Ligurus, the dog-headed military strategist, thought for a moment and said, "I see. She must be hiding the daughter of the Hakurei miko, which is why she's so excited. Let's capture her!"

A hash mark appeared on Sakuya's head. "I can't pretend I didn't hear something like this."

20

Chapter 20: Second BOSS.

"Did she cry because she was beaten?"

Rumia pointed at Remi.

"That's ridiculous. Who did you say was beaten and cried?"

Remi forced back her tears.

Because of the restraint factor, this stick is much more painful than being burned by the sun, and even breaking a hand or foot may not be as painful as this.

"I'll give you some cat grass. Don't cry."

Yimi grabbed a handful of cat grass and stuffed it into her mouth.

Remi quickly spat out the grass in her mouth and glared at Yimi: "Humiliating your opponents is really a common tactic of you clergymen."

"If you're going to do it, do it as soon as possible. You've even come all the way to Gensokyo to hunt us down. Is it because there are no more demons in the outside world that you've lost your sense of existence?"

"Miss, I'm here!"

Sakuya took out a throwing knife.

"Well."

Yimi looked at Remi unhappily.

She spits cat grass, she is not a cat.

Yimi put away his gun, took out the imperial coin and poked Remi: "Hand over Reimu's daughter quickly."

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Remi stared at the coin in her hand, which still clung to Reimu's aura. It wasn't exactly a magical artifact, but it could at least serve as a keepsake for a Hakurei shrine maiden.

Didn’t you say the intelligence was fake?

Sakuya noticed something unusual: "Miss, they don't seem to be coming for you."

"Yes, but it's true that she is the culprit of this incident."

A slightly cold voice sounded from behind, "That extra thing, if nothing unexpected happens, comes from her."

"Patch."

Hearing her friend's voice, Remi quickly stood up and straightened her posture.

She stared at Yimi with disgust and warned her friend: "Be careful, this guy is an angel."

"Angel?"

Remi set up such a large red fog in the sky, which caused quite a noise. Of course Patchouli could hear it at such a close distance.

Patchouli looked at Yimi with drooping eyes: "Wearing black and white mouse-like clothes and holding a red and white stick in your hand, what an unpleasant outfit. Are you here to steal books from me too?"

She lifted Yimi's hat, pinched the little girl's face, and looked at her from left to right. What alchemical product, a little man in a bottle? Any magician with a little common sense would know that something was wrong after just one look at the newspaper.

But when Patchouli read the newspaper, she felt it was nonsense. But when she got close, she hesitated. Because even though she was a magician who could use the Philosopher's Stone, she couldn't recognize what kind of creature was in front of her.

Recalling the newspaper I saw in the morning, one picture showed Big Black and White holding Little Black and White, and the other showed Black and White and Red and White holding hands.

Patchouli's lips twitched slightly at the thought.

While she was touching Yimi's face, Yimi was also touching her belly.

He turned around and asked Green Bug: "Is she Reimu's daughter?"

Patchouli: "?"

"may be?"

Ligulu wasn't sure.

"Are you blind?"

Patchouli's response was not very friendly.

"I have a general understanding of your purpose. Please wait here for a moment. We will bring out 'Miss Reimu's daughter' shortly."

Sakuya suddenly used adult wisdom in a despicable way.

Remi looked at her in confusion.

Sakuya quietly put her index finger in front of her mouth and made a "hush" gesture.

Just as Patchouli was attracted, the large group of Miss Red Mist Reimu should have noticed it as well. Although she didn't know why her own naughty child would cause such a disturbance, since it was their own business, they should handle it themselves.

"You're lying, why should we believe you?"

Ligulu stood up and raised questions.

"I'll also prepare some candy to entertain you."

Sakuya responded calmly.

"candy?"

Ligelu turned around and tugged at Yimi: "What she said makes sense. Let's wait here for a while."

"Stupid, if she hadn't come we wouldn't even have any candy."

But the kitten is not stupid.

"Yeah, you're going to put a hostage here!"

Ligelu pointed at Patchouli who suddenly appeared and said, "She's the one."

"what?"

Patchouli raised her eyebrows.

Ligulu was still coming up with a bad idea: "At this point, we should each take out a poison ring and tie it around her heart."

I don’t know where I learned it from.

"Impossible... Why do you suddenly feel like you've won?"

Remi stood up again, but one hand was still rubbing her head: "Now the situation has turned back to our side."

"It's okay Remi, your head is probably still hurting."

Patchouli raised her hand. "I just happen to have some questions for this kid. You and Sakuya should go back first. I'm sure you'll find academic discussions quite boring."

"Patch...you're a witch, too. How can I hand you over to the clergy?"

"Why do you think a brat like that can be a clergyman? She didn't kill me just now, did she?"

Patchouli responded speechlessly, "Besides, I'd feel uncomfortable asking questions with you guys here. Sakuya, take her back first."

"I understand, Miss Patchouli."

Sakuya picked up Remi, whose head was buzzing, and ran towards the mansion.

"Wait, whose maid are you?!"

After watching them walk away, Patchouli squatted down expressionlessly, keeping a slightly lower perspective than Yimi.

He pinched Yimi's cheeks with both hands and didn't directly ask the reason for the cat grass's transformation: "As a creditor, I still need to ask about the relationship between the black and white, the red and white, and you. What is the relationship between the three of you?"

"Relationship? Hmm..."

Yimi counted on her fingers, but still couldn't figure out the relationship between Marisa and Reimu. She simply turned to look at Liguru: "Why is she asking that?"

Start to rely on military advisors.

Ligulu shook her head. "I don't know. Maybe he has a crush on one of them. I once heard Mischi tell me about this kind of story among humans."

"Don't talk nonsense in front of me."

Patchouli stood up again and snorted coldly: "Marisa stole a lot of things from me, and I haven't asked her for them yet."

Ligelu leaned over to Yimi's ear and said, "Iron secret love."

"Secret love?"

There are words that the kitten doesn't understand.

"Shut up! Cough cough! Cough cough cough!"

I was so excited that I almost forgot about my physical weakness.

She gently stroked her chest and adjusted herself. "I'm just concerned about Black and White Mouse's family situation. If she marries someone as poor as Red and White, she might sell my magic book to make ends meet."

Ligulu raised her hand and asked, "Which magic book of yours did she take?"

"Why should I tell you?"

Patchouli looked at her impatiently and didn't want to pay any attention to this annoying kid.

Ligelu continued to tell Yimi: "She didn't even have time to come up with a title for the book. She must be looking for an excuse to be a mistress. Why don't we just kidnap her? Maybe we can use her to threaten Hongbai's wife."

Idiots always show great wisdom in some aspects.

"Uh-oh."

The kitten held the finger in its mouth and didn't understand a word.

"Wife? Mistress?? Cough cough! Enough of your nonsense, you stinky bug! She stole so many of my books that I can't even remember which ones they are! Cough cough——"

Patchouli formed an elemental magic circle with her hands.

"Why are you suddenly angry? Aren't you a hostage?"

Lumia took a step back.

Ligelu quickly hid behind Yimi and pointed at her: "Look, you stole so many books and didn't even ask for them back. If this isn't a secret crush, what is this?"

"You cough cough cough! Cough cough cough——"

Unable to bear it any longer, he gathered a magic cannon and fired it at them.

Ligelu was startled and quickly held Yimi's head and lay down.

"Good good!"

Suddenly, a familiar voice came from behind, and the magic cannon was fired into the sky.

Reimu, who had just arrived, looked at Patchouli and Yimi in front of her with an expressionless face.

"I don't understand what happened, but is this a sudden change that the Scarlet Devil Mansion helped organize? Looks like you'll be the next one to be attacked, M'Q."

"Who is MuQ cough cough cough——"

I was so angry that I couldn't even speak.

"Reimu!"

Yimi quickly hid the imperial coins and wanted to go up and talk to Reimu about it.

Ligulu stopped her and said, "That's against the rules. According to tradition, you're supposed to be the last one to go on stage when creating an anomaly. You should have at least... four or five people ahead of you, right?"

"Is that right?"

Koneko said Rumia's words and patted Patchouli: "Then I'll leave this place to you."

Patchouli: "?"

They turned and ran towards the Scarlet Devil Mansion, leaving Patchouli coughing alone.

"I knew that little brat couldn't do something this big on his own. Come on, MuQ!"

The second BOSS Patchouli.

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