Honkai, is your ability serious?

Collapse, is your ability serious? Author: Updated by Suiyuan

Hypnosis, drugging, perspective, empathy, coercion, common sense modification, time stop, voodoo doll, modulation mode, King's game, dark duel...

After traveling to the collapsed world, Su Bin looked at the series of abilities given to him by the system and felt that there seemed to be something wrong with this world.

"System, is your collapsed world serious?"

[Of course that is not proper]

In order to save the world and also to save himself, the young boy Abin has to embark on a not-so-orthodox path to save the world.

Mei Raiden: I was not hypnotized, I really was not hypnotized

Kiana: If you have the guts, come to the hotel and fight me!

Bronya: Please, come to me if you have anything.

Chapter 1 The Troubles of Young Abin

The sea breeze is salty and the towering skyscrapers are lined up one after another.

Su Bin took a sip of the fat otaku's happy water, but he couldn't understand why he would have to travel through time.

He was clearly in the luxuriously decorated e-sports room on the 32nd floor, competing against his nine adopted sons, when a dump truck suddenly fell from the sky, transformed into Optimus Prime with a burst of generous BGM, and gave him a ticket to travel through time.

"Young man, it's your turn to travel through time."

With a blink of an eye, he traveled into this strange world.

I can barely recognize the words on the road signs, after all, the teachers are good at teaching, which is full of Far Eastern characteristics.

But he just couldn't figure it out. Was time travel destined? Why did it have to be his turn?

Is it because he has the qualities to become a villain?

Profound wisdom, lofty ideals, clear life plan, and a happy family.

Aren’t there people all over the streets who might meet these conditions?

Before the question was answered, several lines of text suddenly began to scroll across his field of vision, grabbing his attention.

【System Binding Successful】

The plug-in arrived, which was probably one of the few consolations for Su Bin.

【Welcome to the Pure Love Yellow Hair System】

"..."

?

But when he puts up a question mark, it means either there is something wrong with him or there is something wrong with the world.

Can the two words pure love and yellow hair be put together?

Absolutely not. Why did I get such a strange thing?

"Is your system serious?"

[Dear host, the first 10085 hosts all commented that this system is not very serious, and gave it a unanimous full score]

"..."

So, is it this world that is not serious, or is it this system that is not serious, or is it me who is not serious?

Su Bin couldn't find the answer, so he could only make the best of it.

As a time traveler, it's impossible for you to give up your cheat just because it's not decent enough, right?

What if this world is filled with people with thousands of times stronger sensitivity, magical girls fighting tentacle monsters, and people being dragged into the roadside woods at the slightest provocation?

After rubbing his hands, the young boy Abin began to study his own plug-in.

"Hehe~~~"

then……

[Mission 1: Join the family of Raiden Mei and Kiana]

Mission 2: Join Bronya and Seele's family

"..."

I agreed to give me Taimanin and Princess Knight, but you gave me a bunch of Valkyries?

Su Bin's smile froze on his face.

I thought I had traveled to an otherworld full of life and harmony, but it turned out to be a world in the Honkai series where he swept the deck.

Let him travel to this world full of supermen...

"forgive me."

The traverser put on a mask of pain.

Inadvertently, he looked down again and felt relieved.

[Mission 3: Join the families of Orchiddale and Rita]

Fortunately, it’s not a rubbish worldview that means death together is the end of happiness.

In the world of Honkai Impact 2, dying together is considered perfect, Honkai Impact 3 is full of beautiful energy, and the most famous Honkai Impact rd seems peaceful, but in fact, it is a disaster that destroys planets and civilizations at any time.

Being able to travel to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, even an ordinary person has the opportunity to win the finale without any effort.

If only he could land safely.

"System, where am I now?"

A map appeared in Su Bin's field of vision, and then gradually enlarged.

Asia, East Asia, Far East, the sky...

Oh no, his life is in danger.

He played the Honkai series of games for a while, but he just skipped all the plots.

But the domestic violence documentary "Elegy for a Sinner" makes it clear that this city will be destroyed by a disaster that occurred in 2014 in the near future and will become a paradise for evil beasts and disasters.

Now that I have traveled to this city, I have simply walked into the muzzle of a gun.

He is not a local and has no money. It is too late for him to sing about wealth and forbearance with his handsome appearance. Even if he has money, he does not have documents such as passport and visa to leave here.

Maybe perform a triathlon or swim across the Pacific Ocean?

In other words...

"Joining Kiana and Mei Raiden's family is my only chance to survive?"

Joining the protagonists and leaving this damn place with them is the best way Su Bin can think of to break the deadlock.

But there's another problem.

Under the power of Honkai, all beings are equal.

If he didn't have the tolerance to Honkai energy, he probably wouldn't have survived that day.

And he wanted to interfere in the relationship between those two girls just by talking nonsense...

“It’s a bit difficult.”

If you say a disaster will happen in Changkong City, will people believe it?

[Host, please rest assured, this system provides a full range of novice protection services for the host]

[Your novice gift package has arrived, please check it in time]

Thousand Languages

[Can understand all texts and languages ​​without any obstacles]

【Hypnosis】

[Through words and actions, interfere with the target's will and thoughts. Using this on a beautiful girl might produce unexpected results.]

【Nature's body】

[Without exercise, you can keep your body in the most perfect condition and evolve to adapt to the current environment]

[Charm]

[Full of magical charm, greatly increasing the attraction to the opposite sex]

[Blackmail]

[An essential skill for the male protagonist in the otherworld, highly effective against cute and beautiful girls]

[Subsequent functions are under development, please continue to pay attention to the updates of this system]

An unorthodox system that provides a whole set of unorthodox abilities.

But there is one thing to say.

"These abilities are really good."

Without time to explain, the young boy Abin stood up and randomly selected a lucky beautiful girl from the roadside.

"Beautiful lady, may I ask which direction Qianyu Academy is?"

……

Qianyu College.

The girl with snow-white hair raised her head dazedly, and the drool-stained desk came into her sight.

Kiana looked around in a half-asleep state, and only woke up when she saw that the classroom was empty.

"After school?"

Today is another beautiful day.

The ultimate invincible and adorable Kiana slacked off in class all day and slept until dusk.

The sky darkened quickly.

Kiana looked at the dark sky and knew that some time had passed since school was over and it would be time for dinner soon.

At this time of the day, her cook would have woken her up and taken her to the supermarket to prepare ingredients for tonight and tomorrow.

However, there are times when I am late, like today.

After stretching, Kiana's right eye suddenly twitched for some reason.

"My right eye is twitching. It must be feudal superstition."

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a spirit unless your left eye twitches for wealth.

After packing up her things, Kiana wiped the glistening saliva from her face and walked towards Mei's class.

She believed that her senior sister Mei would be waiting for her in the classroom.

The girl jumped up and down, full of energy.

"Mei, let's go home together after school."

However, in addition to Raiden Mei, an unfamiliar man also appeared in her sight.

Having a pleasant conversation with Mei Raiden.

The boy's hair glowed yellow in the evening light.

Yellow hair!

KUSO!

Chapter 2 God's Affection for the Young Man

Yellow hair!

It was the yellow-haired guy who had evil intentions towards his cook!

With her livelihood threatened, Kiana's brain worked at an unprecedented speed and she began to think of countermeasures.