My youth story cannot be a knight war

My Youth Story Can't Be a Knight War Author: The Boy in Memory

He is very good at adjusting the atmosphere and is a typical good guy.

He is very friendly to everyone and responds to anyone who has expectations of him. He is the pinnacle of winners in life and the emperor of modern people.

The sun of Sobu High School, the savior of the girls, is light, electricity, and Kamenrider~!!!

Hayato Hayama is about to step onto a new stage where his destiny is unpredictable. This is a new chapter that celebrates youth and love, friendship and bonds!

……

"All of the above is pure nonsense."

By Hikigaya Hachiman, Kamen Rider Odin.

(The first part is finished, and the second part is being serialized.)

1. It’s decided to be you!

[This world is about to be destroyed, so I am running away and quitting. From now on, I will leave this world to you to protect! ]

——Alaya.

Xu Guoliang read the message expressionlessly, then turned around and activated his future vision to look at the negative universe army that would invade this world in five years, and then looked at the world below him where there was no magical power at all, and only a bunch of young Japanese protagonists. Looking at those unscrupulous youth love dramas full of the sour smell of love that were being performed everywhere every day, he took a deep breath.

"Your ###￥@@#@ Alaya! You￥#!￥@￥ are gone!"

Beautiful hymns full of national quintessence echo in this blank world.

Xu Guoliang, male, is 22 years old this year, a junior, and will graduate from university in a year.

He is also a failed novelist. In order to subsidize his tuition fees, he has been writing novels for more than three years since he entered university. Because his new novel was killed by the beautiful girl editor, he is thinking about how to write a new story to earn tuition fees. Otherwise, after paying the water and electricity bills for the dormitory next month, he will have to starve to death, or give up his dignity to become the boyfriend of the famous hungry fat woman in the department and be supported by her.

Although she is fat, heavy, big and hungry, she is not ambiguous about giving money. A brave man once risked his life to be her boyfriend. Although he stayed in the urology department of the hospital for more than a month afterwards, she also solved all the problems in the second half of her life (car, house, breakup fee, medical expenses).

Xu Guoliang admits that he is not a mighty superman with three-dimensional facial features, a height of nine feet and a broad back, but he is still a handsome young man with delicate features, just the right height and gentle temperament. This type is exactly what the fat woman likes, especially the cutest difference between the two of them (height: male, 172 cm; female, 198 cm; weight: male, 124 cm; female, 223 cm). It is simply the perfect match of beauty and the beast, a match made in heaven!

——However, it is said that the warrior eventually developed a severe fear of women and would probably never be interested in women again in his life. He even awakened the female in his heart and fell into the abyss of the secondary male path, from which he could never turn back.

Precisely because of such a tragic example in the past, Xu Guoliang had to think deeply about whether it was worth it for him to choose to do so.

According to the information provided by his roommate who was the chief of the intelligence department in school, the fat woman had a list of all the handsome men in the department, and even a price was clearly marked on each of them. His name, Xu, happened to be listed on page eight, number thirteen. If he chose to sacrifice himself, perhaps his treatment would be increased a little bit. He didn't ask for a worry-free life in the second half of his life, but only for a carefree and easy life in his last year of college.

Then he died.

The cause of death was completely outrageous.

He only remembered that at that time he was pacing back and forth in the corridor, thinking about whether to be an artist with high moral character and clean hands, or to give up his chastity and feed the tiger in exchange for the next year's living expenses plus a car. Suddenly, a shadow covered the light in front of him. He looked up and was horrified to see a dump truck falling from the sky, which suddenly hit him to death before he could react.

God knows where the hell that dump truck came from. You know, the dormitory he lives in is on the eighth floor!

But the matter was done, and he could only fall into eternal sleep with the regret of not being able to obtain happiness. Before he died, he was still worried that those bad friends would check the browser history of his computer after his death, so that he could not even keep his last bit of innocence and would not have peace after death.

That should have been the case, but after he woke up, he found himself in this strange place where he was the only living person. Then a lot of knowledge that came from nowhere was violently poured into his mind, causing Xu Guoliang, who had not yet reacted, to freeze his computer on the spot. The degree of lag was like when he was playing Sekiro with his roommate's work notebook. He was so stuck that he slumped in the chair for a long time without being able to come back to his senses. His hands and feet twitched like he had a seizure and saliva was all over his chin.

It took him a long time to realize what had happened.

Four words: He traveled through time.

Ten words: He traveled through time and became the world consciousness.

Summary: He traveled through time, became the world consciousness, and was sold!

The reason he said this was because he finally understood his situation at this moment - and then he would rather be hit by the dump truck again.

If this story is opened in the style of a royal novel, it should be written like this:

Xu Guoliang, an ordinary college student who was about to step into a turning point in his life, died in an accident. After his death, he did not get a peaceful sleep, but woke up in a strange space, where he saw the truth of the world.

He was bound by fate and given a difficult mission, which was to save the collective consciousness of humanity which had died and change the future of the world which was about to be invaded by foreign enemies and gradually heading towards destruction.

——But the reason why a story is just a story is that it can be told with beautiful words. No matter how outrageous the reason is, it can be covered with a literary coat, giving people a beautiful spiritual experience.

But reality does not need to be decorated with beautiful words, nor does it care whether you can get the aesthetic experience. It is just like a smelly, thick and hard school rule manual. Read it if you want, and get out if you don’t.

To sum it up in realistic terms: the world was about to be invaded by another universe, and the Alaya consciousness, as the collective consciousness of humanity, saw that the situation was not good and chose to run away, leaving the Gaia consciousness, as the consciousness of the earth, to struggle to support it. The Gaia of this planet made a deal with the Gaia of another planet, that is, the Gaia of his hometown, so that someone who had the ability to save the world could come to this world and inherit the position of the Alaya consciousness that had run away to help her protect the planet.

That is him, Xu Guoliang, and he has countless beautiful words of praise for Gaia in this world and Gaia in his hometown.

"I'm just a failed novelist. Where do you get the confidence from Gaia to let me save the world?!"

"And Gaia of this world, did you just graduate from Futaba Kindergarten? Do I look like the eight-foot-tall, handsome, strong, and destined to be the prince charming who makes people exclaim, "This kid is so scary, he can't be kept!" You're not just being deceived and counting money for others! You're being deceived into warming the bed and giving birth to a football team, and you still believe that you can't get pregnant without kissing! "

Xu Guoliang was venting his inner dissatisfaction with crazy complaints. He just wanted to remake it. Life was too tiring. But what was even more despairing was that the remake button had been pulled out. Now he had become the collection of all human beings in this world. As the Alaya Consciousness, he could only live and die together with the human beings in this world and welcome the coming of the doomsday.

Since he had been sold here from his hometown, he was now a complete illegal in the world records of his hometown, and without coordinates in other worlds, he had no idea where to escape to.

According to the information Gaia gave him, in five years at most, the barrier of this world will be broken by the army of the negative universe. At that time, this planet, including all humans on it, will have no choice but to face inevitable death.

As for confrontation? Do you expect a world with only a group of young characters in a daily world who are in love, living their youth in a fancy way, filled with the sour smell of love, carrying forward the spirit of youth pain literature, and without any magical power to confront another universe where a terrorist army that conquers everything and burns stars and planets is just a trivial matter? Can it win?

He would rather believe that the men's football team can win the World Cup 3:0 against Argentina!

Xu Guoliang could understand why the previous Alaya Consciousness chose to run away. In this situation where all our junglers were giving away kills and all the opponents were super gods, it would be strange if we didn't surrender.

He sat on the chair with his hands covering his face, quietly thinking about how to break this deadlock.

Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind, and he clenched his right fist and hit his left palm hard.

"Yeah! If there's nothing, can't we just make it ourselves?"

He was not talking nonsense, because now as the Alaya-vijnana he was sold, and as the buyer Gaia gave him an ability as a purchase price, which was creation.

This creation is not about creating things in the literal sense, but about creating stories, writing stories, and based on the power of faith collected by these stories, materializing the forces and things that appear in these stories into reality.

This ability suits him very well. As a novelist, storytelling is his strong point!

Although he is a failed author, at least he has some substance. He knows very well what kind of stories can move and shock others.

Among all types of stories, "tragedy" and "hero" are two laurels that will never go out of style. And if the two can be combined with each other, the power they exert far exceeds one plus one, reaching the effect of one plus one equals three, or even five, six, or seven.

And he just happened to know a type of story that combined these two elements.

That is the Kamen Rider series.

As a loyal fan of the Ultraman and Kamen Rider series, it can be said that he is proficient in all Kamen Riders and Ultraman. No matter how niche the character is, he knows them all by heart, not to mention the most important characters. Each one is his childhood hero, and all kinds of figures and belt transformers fill the walls of his bedroom and the cabinets in his dormitory. This is one of the reasons why he almost had to sell himself.

And now the world needs a hero, a hero who can shoulder all responsibilities and save the world.

He just didn't believe that the heroes in his childhood memories would be unable to defeat the army of the negative universe of Nashilaozi!

He did what he said and used his current ability as the Alaya Consciousness to explore the human history of this world. Not counting the past few hundred years, he focused on the history of the past 100 years.

As the golden light in his eyes flickered, he blinked and nodded with satisfaction.

The development of this world is very similar to that of his world, but there have been major differences since modern times. Putting other things aside, the most important thing is that many works from his world are not available in this world.

Kamen Rider and Ultraman are included in this list, and only one Super Sentai series exists among the three major special effects series.

But then he frowned again, because not only did those works not exist in this world, but the actors who played those roles also did not exist in this world.

The old man No. 1 who created Kamen Rider, Godai who was crazy about giving likes, Daigo who was exhausted, and Hayata Susumu who was hit and killed by Ultraman who was speeding. The actors who played these pioneering roles also do not exist in this world.

This put Xu Guoliang in a difficult position.

According to the original idea, he wanted to directly package the actors of those roles into the characters in his memory and replicate them one-to-one. This would save him a lot of brain cells and also allow him to reproduce the heroes in his memory and recreate the emotion he felt.

But now we have the script and the stage, but what if we don’t have actors? Should we imitate John Cage and perform “4’33”?

Thinking of this, he suddenly realized, and cast his gaze down at the blue planet under his feet, and the golden light flashed in his eyes again.

He saw many, many people, including Hachiman Hikigaya, who is called the Great Sensei, Kiyotaka Ayanokouji, who is a heartless machine, Houtarou Oreki, who advocates energy conservation, Sakuta Azusagawa, who is full of dirty talk, Yuta Togashi, who is a super-chunibyo... and many other kinds of people.

The more Xu Guoliang looked at them, the brighter his eyes became. Aren't these people also protagonists? Although they are not heroic protagonists, they are everyday protagonists.

But it doesn’t matter. Even if they are the protagonists of a youth series, being chosen by the world as the protagonist means that they must have certain qualities recognized by the world, whether good or bad.

So if they can be the protagonists of a youth series, they may also be able to become the protagonists of a hero series.

"Since this world belongs to you, then you also have the responsibility to contribute to the crisis that this world is facing now, right?"

As he spoke, he took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and activated the ability given to him by Gaia.

Golden light emerged from his body and flowed in front of his eyes, gradually converging into a golden light curtain in the space in front of him.

As time passed, the light emanating from his body became weaker and weaker, and the golden light curtain in front of him became more and more solid.

Finally, Xu Guoliang opened his eyes, stopped his actions with a pale face, and a light curtain emitting golden mist appeared in front of him.

Feeling the feeling of being almost drained out of his body, he began to breathe heavily and drops of sweat appeared on his forehead.

"Oh my god! Gaia, you didn't tell me that using this ability would almost drain me dry."

After catching his breath for a while, he looked at the light curtain that had completely taken shape in front of him and smiled with satisfaction.

This curtain of light is the "story" created by him.

The name of this story is Ultraman Kuga - wrong, it is Kamen Rider KUUGA.

This light curtain is a concept of a story, which contains everything about the story he created, including the scene, the beginning, and the props. As long as the selected character is placed in it at the end, the light curtain will unfold the plot of the story with the selected character as the center, with a beginning, a climax, and an ending. It can be called a magic weapon for all literary workers!

This light curtain contains the concept of "Kamen Rider Kuuga". The only step left is to put the protagonist of the story he chose into it, and then the story will truly begin.

Xu Guoliang already had a candidate in mind for the protagonist of this story.

He stretched out his hand towards the light curtain, and ripples appeared on the light curtain. A figure gradually became clear in the ripples.

He was a teenager about sixteen or seventeen years old, wearing a western-style black high school uniform and with slightly curly black hair. He looked a little listless. His most noticeable feature was a pair of dead fish eyes rich in DHA, which made a deep impression on people.

Xu Guoliang was very familiar with this person, just like the other person's image had changed from two-dimensional to three-dimensional, but those dead fish eyes had simply broken through the dimensional wall and become his unique feature.

Hikigaya Hachiman, the suicide truck known as the Great Sensei and the chief traitor of the FFF Group, betrayed his oath to be the enemy of youth and fell under the spell of rosy youth. It is truly shameful!

And he was also the first Xiaobai selected by Xu Guoliang - no, the first hero.

After all, looking at the field of two-dimensional fan creation in China, this great teacher is simply an all-round talent. He can explore the underworld and fight against gods. He can be a member of Congress, a teacher, a househusband kept by countless beauties, and he can also draw the sword to slay gods, master the art of yin and yang and become an onmyoji. With his tenacious spirit, he can be an investigator. The so-called chaebols are nothing but toys in his hands, and the only one who can compare with him is Lu Mingfei, who has achieved the status of Daluo.

Such a person should be more than qualified to be a knight, right? With such a bad idea in mind, Xu Guoliang stretched out his hand, his palm shone with golden light, and he grinned.

"It's decided to be you, my hero!"

After saying that, he raised his hand and slammed Hikigaya Hachiman on the screen, with the same smile as in Azure Sea on his lips.

But the next moment, something unexpected happened.

Hikigaya Hachiman on the light curtain scratched his messy hair and yawned.

A fat figure in a windbreaker suddenly jumped out from outside the light curtain's field of vision, pounced on Hikigaya Hachiman from behind, and hooked his hands around his neck.

"Hello! My dear friend!"

Xu Guoliang's palm, shining with golden light, also covered the fat face with glasses.

At that moment, the hideous smile on his face froze.

"……well?"

As if he didn't realize what was happening, a confused sound came out of his mouth.

——A few seconds after the light curtain was covered by his hand, a thousand-foot-long golden light flashed and engulfed his figure.

"wait wait wait……"

Amid the golden light, the voice of Xu Guoliang on the verge of collapse was heard.

"Wait, stop, Qiaodu Masakaku! Waiting! Stop! Please come back!"

“No!!!!!!”

2. Let the story begin grandly!

Xu Guoliang lay on the chair expressionlessly, his face blank, his eyes empty and his gaze hollow.

His hair was disheveled, with drooping bangs covering his eyes. He was worthy of being the shameless person who called himself a handsome young man. He was indeed quite handsome, but now he looked like... like a good-looking girl who had just been played a trick by a feudal landlord bully in front of her husband, saying "Just give in to me!", or like the guy in the department who gave in to that fat woman. They all looked so pitiful, with no tears to cry.

Xu Guoliang only wants Jingjing now. Don’t ask him who Jingjing is, because she is definitely not his ex-girlfriend. How could he, who aspires to be the Wang next door, leave himself with such a weakness?

He looked at the fat otaku who was hugging Hikigaya Hachiman's neck on the screen in front of him. His eyes were numb, like a programmer or painter whose plans had been rejected by the client for the umpteenth time. His face was full of the expression "What is red black, with star-like light shining through the black, reflecting the sufferings of life? How about I give you the keyboard and you program it?"

Zaimokuza Yoshiteru, the 13th shogun of the Muromachi shogunate, Ashikaga Yoshiteru, known as the "Swordsman Shogun", is a man of both literary and martial arts, with a profound literary accomplishment that even the literary master Yukinoshita Hirano is amazed at. He is a close friend of the great teacher Hikigaya Hachiman, and he stunned everyone when he first appeared. Like Hikigaya Hachiman before his rebellion, he is a man who adheres to the creed that "a truly strong man does not need friends". They have the same lonely souls, so they met on the battlefield and became friends who could trust each other, cherishing each other and becoming confidants.

This was Xu Guoliang's best attempt to describe this character in a nice way. Even so, this description also emptied the little ink he had left.