They are really not NPCs, please stop it, lady.

They are really not NPCs, please stop it, lady.

Author: Qianqiu Yimeng

Introduction:

My dear, I see that the sword fairy is pregnant with Taoism. If we can practice both together, he will definitely help you embark on the path of immortality.

Husband, don't you think this child still has charm? Don't miss today's milk

My husband, your blond stepmother is really vicious. I will definitely help you teach her what humility is!

Husband, do you prefer cow bells or furry tails?

Husband——

Shut up! What on earth do you think these heroines are?

The NPC you are talking about!

The red-haired queen in front of him was smiling like a flower and was so tender and affectionate that Gu Nian could never have imagined that this would be the vicious and cruel female villain as rumored!

Wife, if you continue to spoil me like this, I will really become a bad person.

Volume 1: Chapter 1: Exiled Immortal in the Sword? How about being my husband's bed-warming sword maid?

Eastern Wilderness, Taiqing Sword Sect.

At this moment, the Taiqing Sword Sect is holding a grand sword meeting.

On the stage, there was a blue-haired fairy holding a sword, pointing at everyone in the room with one sword.

Her every move and gesture exuded the unparalleled grace of a sword that stretched three thousand miles across, making her look like a sword immortal descending to earth, with unparalleled grace and elegance.

The blue-haired fairy's long ice-blue hair fluttered with the sword light, and was as colorful as ice crystals in the sunlight.

Similarly, it is like the black ice that has existed for thousands of years, clear and cold.

Instead, it makes the already crystal clear snow even whiter.

A plain dress could not hide the fairy's excessive figure at all.

From the proud curves to the slender waist that can be grasped with one hand, to the snow-white buttocks behind, all of them are the heights that women dream of.

The simple and plain clothes on her body looked tight, just like the professional attire of some evil women.

The graceful and fitting plain dress highlights all her perfections.

On top of a pair of beautiful legs that are so long and slender that everyone envies, they are wrapped in a pair of icy silk, making them look even more dazzling and white.

The high heels on the ground make the fairy look even taller.

The Iceberg Fairy is as pure and proud as a snow lotus, making it impossible for people to have the thought of blaspheming her.

Just like the disciples in the audience who were looking at her with fanatical eyes, she felt ashamed just by looking at them.

No matter how much I admire it, I can only watch from afar and not get close.

After all, she is the goddess in the eyes of countless people in Taiqing Sword Sect!

As the undiscovered swordsman of the Taiqing Sword Sect, Ye Cangxue is not only known as the Snow Fairy, but is also well-known in the Eastern Wilderness.

She has always been ranked at the top of various beauty lists, and her talent is also unrivaled among her peers.

But this fairy who was so perfect, so perfect that people dared not approach her, was actually very ordinary in the eyes of someone in the audience.

At this moment, a red-haired lady was standing below, commenting on the ice fairy on the stage.

"Husband, what do you think of her?"

"The talent is okay, and this skin is quite nice. If I keep it, it will be a feast for the eyes."

The red-haired lady commented casually, without any of the enthusiasm of the others in her tone, not even a slight fluctuation.

It was as if a banished sword master like Ye Cangxue was not even worth her attention.

The Snow Fairy that others fanatically pursued was just a plaything for her to admire.

Especially her lazy look, which made it seem that she didn't care about this sword meeting at all.

The red-haired lady has long burgundy hair tied on her head with gorgeous and luxurious hair accessories.

On the beautiful and noble face, a pair of golden eyes are domineering, noble and elegant.

Under the gorgeous long skirt, there is a perfect figure that is no less than that of the snow fairy on the stage.

Especially the pair of long and tight legs, which makes the queen look particularly tall.

But she is such an impeccable queen goddess who is as beautiful as a beautiful woman in the world.

At this moment, her beautiful legs are crossed, and one of her bare legs is swaying leisurely, as delicate and smooth as cream.

Leaning on the back of the chair behind her, the red-haired queen Su Qingge tilted her head and squinted her eyes, looking at the stage, lazy and charming.

In her arms, she was hugging a young boy affectionately.

This was a good-looking young man, quiet and gentle, but his face was a little pale and he looked very weak.

As for the fact that he sat on his older sister's lap, the young boy Gu Nian said that he was actually resisting it.

Weiwei struggled in his wife's arms, but seeing that his wife was unmoved, Gu Nian let out an imperceptible sigh.

It's really frustrating to always be treated like a child by my wife!

As if she had sensed the mood of her husband in her arms, Su Qingge leaned close to her husband's ear and softly counseled him,

"Husband, don't be sad. Actually, you are really a man. I didn't lie to you."

The elder sister said something that made people blush seriously.

"At least when we're in bed, people can feel it."

But Gu Nian felt even more uncomfortable.

I feel like I'm being teased by a bad woman!

That was a good comfort. Don’t comfort me again next time.

There was a huge crowd of people around the two men, and there were people watching the fight just half a meter away.

But the people around them seemed to be unable to see such intimate actions of the two and turned a blind eye to it.

Gu Nian and Su Qingge, and the others, these are two isolated worlds.

At this moment, the royal sister glanced at the Snow Fairy on the stage again, and encouraged with a mischievous smile,

"Husband, you want to learn swordsmanship, right? I think the one on the stage is pretty good. He's good at swordsmanship and looks pretty good too."

"what do you think?"

"Learn sword?"

Gu Nian was stunned for a moment, then laughed at himself.

“Forget it… ahem!

I know my own talent very well. Flying a sword and riding the wind is just a dream after all. I am afraid it will never come true..."

His pale complexion indicates that he is truly frail and sickly, and his talent for cultivation is almost non-existent.

With such talent and physique, no matter how much you train, you won't achieve anything.

The boy's voice was filled with heavy coughs, and with every cough, his face became paler and he looked very painful.

The gentle lady placed her delicate hands on her husband's back, gently using her true energy to relieve him.

But the next moment, her expression suddenly changed. The gentleness and caring were gone, replaced by aloofness and arrogance!

My husband is too kind after all.

It seems that I have to help him make the choice myself!

Time passed by little by little, and when the sword meeting was coming to an end, Ye Cangxue finished his sword test and was about to put away his sword to leave.

But at this moment——

A noble red-haired figure suddenly broke into the sword platform without permission!

The red-haired queen has a pair of fairy-like eyes that are delicate and white, untainted by dust.

She stood in mid-air, her feet on the void, her noble and arrogant golden eyes looking down at the fairy on the sword stage with fiery fierceness.

Ice and fire, at this moment, two generations of peerless fairies meet on the sword stage!

But it was obvious that this ice goddess was much inferior to Su Qingge, and was completely suppressed by her in terms of posture and demeanor.

It's like black ice encountering strange fire. Even if it takes ten thousand years, it will eventually melt.

Looking down, Su Qingge's golden eyes were examining this ice goddess.

In other words, this was simply her looking down on the other person from a superior position!

After a moment of silence, Su Qingge opened his mouth slightly and introduced himself.

"I, Dongjun, have always heard of the reputation of the Snow Fairy. They all say that she is unrivaled. Now it seems that she is not bad at all."

"Therefore, I have come here today to invite you——"

Facing the surprised gazes of the crowd, Su Qingge uttered a few words from her red lips.

"Please be my husband's sword maid!"

Let the dignified Snow Fairy be your husband's sword maid?

How arrogant and contemptuous this is!

Such an unexpected speech not only confused the people in the audience, but also the snow fairies.

"Sword maid? What does she do?"

Facing Ye Cangxue's confused gaze, Su Qingge added seriously,

"The so-called sword maid is just doing small things like warming the bed, serving the emperor, and teaching."

"I think you should be able to do it."

The red-haired queen spoke in an extremely calm tone with quite arrogant words, which immediately set off the whole audience!

at the same time.

Even Gu Nian in the audience was stunned, staring blankly at the woman in mid-air.

what?

What about a sword maid who warms the bed, serves in the bedroom and gives lessons? This is different from what my wife just agreed upon!

Didn’t you invite her over as promised?

Why does it look like a robbery now?

Volume 1: Chapter 2 My wife is virtuous and kind, why would she threaten others today?

The whole audience was shocked by his words.

Everyone looked at Su Qingge with shock, and even a hint of anger.

What an arrogant statement!

You actually want the Snow Fairy, who is famous in the East Wilderness, to be your husband's maid?

What a big face he has!

This is the sword that Taiqing Sword Sect has never seen before.

She is highly valued by the top leaders of the Sword Sect and is also the flower of the mountain, the ice goddess, pursued by countless geniuses!

Where do you get the qualifications and courage to let such a fairy be your husband's maid? ?

Who is this femme fatale in front of me?

"Humph!"

A light hum suddenly sounded, ringing in everyone's ears like a huge bell, and instantly silenced the entire audience.

Su Qingge's expression was indifferent, even with a hint of sarcasm.