I'm not caught, so why do they say I'm an evil god?

The sunlight poured in from the window, shining on his face, half of which was exposed to the light and the other half was hidden in the darkness. He yawned, and his eyes happened to touch the chess pieces scattered on the table.

That was something the angry father used to entertain himself.

He picked up the moment that represented the king and gently pushed it forward.

"Well, the stage has been set, the actors are in place, it's time to start this great show."

"But before that..."

Li Cheng nodded his ears and dialed the number to the angry father god.

Now, he must facilitate the wedding of Lil and the Wrathful Father.

Only in this way can all the poisons be injected into the body of the Furious Father God, further weakening his power and preparing for the final decisive battle.

"Oh? It's Angry Explosion, why don't you treat the Real Mother Goddess well and contact me?" The voice of the Furious Father God came over: "Wait, didn't you contradict the Mother Goddess?"

"How is it possible~ Father God, I have been following your orders and have not done anything beyond my authority!" Li Cheng said sternly, "The Real Mother Goddess is very satisfied and has been calling you a bitch."

Furious Father God: “…”

"Ahem, let's not talk about this anymore. Tell me, what do you want to see me for?"

"I want to report to you that Prime Minister Rui has arrived at the camp with his elite troops..."

Li Cheng briefly told the Furious Father God about the blitzkrieg.

"Hahahaha, he is worthy of being my black-robed prime minister. He is good at predicting things and commanding troops... He is also very good at it. In short, with him around, there is no need for me to take action this time!"

Even without seeing the face, Li Cheng could feel how satisfied the Furious Father God was.

The Furious Father God thought for a moment and continued to command:

"Nubao, I have high hopes for you. Maybe one day in the future, you will be able to grow to the level of Rui. So, this time, you should follow him to the battlefield and learn from him how to command troops in battle!"

"But this blitzkrieg was not commanded by Prime Minister Rui." Li told the truth.

"What?" The Furious Father God frowned. "That's his deputy general, another general xxx?"

"No."

"Is that Divine General xxx, or Divine General xxxx?"

"Not at all."

"This..." The Furious Father God was puzzled. In his territory, besides Rui and his three divine lieutenants, was there anyone else who was good at commanding battles?

"The one in charge of the command..." Li Cheng smiled brightly: "It's the real Mother Goddess!"

"What the hell!?" The furious Father God almost spat out a mouthful of blood: "Our soldiers, our battles, why let her command them?"

"Because she asked me for it." Li Cheng confessed: "She said she wanted to command."

"She asked for it, so you gave it to her?"

"Yes." Li Cheng was puzzled: "Didn't you say that we have to meet all the requirements of the True Mother Goddess?"

Angry Father God: ...

His masked face was throbbing with veins popping out.

Damn, you finally listened to me at this time.

Why didn't you listen to me when I asked you to take the whip and not take the reversal?

The furious Father God wanted to come back immediately and take back the command.

But he changed his mind and thought that given the real Mother Goddess's Tyrannosaurus-like personality, it would be a miracle if he could get her back...

But no matter what, he couldn't blame Li Cheng.

After all, it was he who asked Li Cheng to agree to all of the Mother Goddess's conditions.

"Ah." With a sigh, the angry father god finally accepted the current situation.

Anyway, he has already found out all the defenses of the Shadow Land, and the soldiers for this blitzkrieg, in addition to those brought by the True Mother Goddess, also include the elite of the elite led by his Furious Father God.

There is also Prime Minister Rui, the god of war in the abyss, sitting in the command center.

In addition, Li Cheng is a loyal, extremely obedient guy, and good at accepting other people's opinions. It is obvious at first glance that he is not the type who would mess around.

No matter from which angle you look at it, he will undoubtedly win this blitzkrieg!

This was a deliberate move, with a large army facing off against a remnant army. If he can still lose with this, he doesn't even need to be the angry father god!

"In that case, I'd better go on a date with Lil." The furious father licked his lips and said, "When the army returns victorious, I will open a bag for Lil to sacrifice to the flag!"

"That's great." Li Cheng said respectfully, "There is one more thing, please look into it, Father God."

"Oh? What's the matter?"

"In order to make this date a success, I suggest you change your voice and tone of voice at the same time." Li Cheng gave sincere advice.

"Change your tone? Oh, you mean talk like a girl, right? I understand that..."

"No, no." Li Cheng shook his finger: "Father God, the tone of your voice should not be like a woman, but like the woman that Lier likes."

"You know, the first rule of love is to cater to the other person's preferences. Now, you have dressed up as the person that Lil likes. As long as you speak in the voice that Lil likes, you will definitely be able to win him over!"

"That makes sense!" The Furious Father God nodded.

Indeed, it was the same when he pursued Nantong.

Whatever you like in Nantong, enjoy it!

Whatever Nantong wants, reward it!

Whatever you want to do in Nantong, do it!

This should be not much different from falling in love with Lille or Nantong.

"Then how should I speak?"

"I have put the secret book in the pouch on your waist. You can check it at any time."

"You are thoughtful." The furious father god was quite satisfied. He opened the brocade bag and read the words on it word by word: "Hey, you damned scumbag Li'er, you little scumbag Li'er, if you don't listen, I will eat my dick..."

After reading it, the angry father God blushed on the spot.

Even with such a thick skin, he felt extremely socially dead.

What the hell is this language of the ancient gods?

Does Xiao Nanliang usually speak like this?

Li Cheng was still instructing, "You need to tone up your voice, understand? You need to tone up, like a little girl who deserves a beating."

Furious Father God: "...Are you sure that Li'l likes this tune?"

"I'm sure. I've done my research in advance and I'm 100% sure of it!" Li Chengyi said sternly.

Even if you can win with 100% or 10,000% certainty, I will not say such filthy words!

no way!

I am Nantong, not a pervert!

The furious Father God said this in his heart and resolutely hung up the call.

He looked at the page in his hand that was filled with "Quotations from Trashy People". He wanted to tear it up and throw it away, but in the end he put it away silently.

No matter how you look at it, it's an expression of anger.

It’s definitely not because he wants to use this thing as his ultimate trump card!

No!

really not!

Absolutely not!

……

On the other side, Li Cheng curled his lips.

I didn’t expect that Miss Bakugo was unwilling to dress up as a female ghost.

What kind of Nantong is he if he doesn't even want to do it with a female ghost?

But Li Cheng was not discouraged. Instead, he called Lille again.

"Anger, Angry God General..."

"Lille, why are you stuttering? Today is your big day, don't let me down!" Li Cheng criticized.

I'm so happy for you... My dick is full and it hurts so much... Lil cursed in his heart.

Of course, he didn't dare to say anything on the surface, but just smiled flatteringly: "Hehe, Master Angry God General, I'm a little nervous."

"It's okay to be nervous. I believe you can win the heart of Miss Bakugo."

"I, I'm not that confident..." Lil Huang was sweating.

"Don't worry, I'll be your love strategist this time. I guarantee you can win her over!" Li Cheng was extremely confident.

"You, you want to guide me in love?" Lille was shocked.

Before he could continue to wonder, he received two messages from the World Tree.

[You have received the mission: The love brain war of geniuses]

[Difficulty: S]

[Follow the instructions of the Angry God, try your best to please Miss Explosion, and let her confess before you. ]

[Mission Reward: Blessing level increased by 80%! ]

Hearing this voice, Lil's eyes widened.

Eighty percent blessing!

Both your damage bonus and damage reduction must be increased by 80 percent!

Isn't this just walking sideways in the trial!

Invincible, completely invincible!

There was no more hesitation in Lier's heart. Whether it was the increase in the level of blessing or the temptation of becoming a son-in-law of the abyss, he could not extricate himself.

"It will win."

he said softly.

at the same time.

The two little ones, Mu and Kalenna, who had already arrived at the designated location, also heard the voice of the World Tree.

[You have received the mission: The love brain war of geniuses (2)]

[Task Difficulty: S]

[Mission objective: Find a way to command the Angry Father God to please Li'er and let Li'er confess first.]

[Quest Reward: Increase the blessing level by 80%]

Mu: !!!

Karenina: !!!!!!

The two little freshmen looked at each other and saw the high fighting spirit in each other's eyes.

Mu thought to himself: "Oh, it's just Lil, how can he possibly fight against this genius? He must be the one who confessed first!"

Karenina also narrowed her eyes: "This task is obviously issued by Brother Li Cheng. Ha, this is a duel, a test designed by Brother Li Cheng for us. In this case, I will definitely not lose!"

"Will win!"

Golden Haired Birth and Pink Haired Birth said together.

What neither the two of them nor Lille noticed was that at the very bottom of the taskbar, there was a line of very small words -

[Note: The final right of interpretation of the task belongs to the Angry God.]

Chapter 225: Miss Bakugo's Love Brain War

An hour later, they were in the forbidden forest within five kilometers of Hengshui’s first camp.