I'm not caught, so why do they say I'm an evil god?

I'm not caught, so why do they say I'm an evil god?

Author: The fox who loves to eat rabbits

Summary:

The natural vampire wanted me to live forever with her, and the last dragon lady wanted me to be her dragon rider;

The dual-personality Full Moon Queen wants me to dye my hair yellow, and the yandere Saint wants to be my spirit.

The silver-haired, red-eyed goddess wants me to be her savior...

But I just want to get through the evil path quickly.

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As the player who has completed the game "Destiny Rising" the fastest since its release, Li Cheng was invited to test the brain-computer version of the game.

However, he didn't expect that the game cabin exploded on the spot and he traveled through time and space on the spot.

But Li Cheng didn't know all this and thought he was playing the latest version of "Destiny Birth".

Li Cheng: "【Whoever you stare at will get pregnant with twins】, 【Dragon King with a Crooked Mouth】, 【Will you win?】, 【Sorry, you didn't let me have fun】... With these new abstract abilities, I will definitely be able to break the fastest clearance record!"

"Waiting online, it's urgent. My savior is seriously ill. He always thinks this world is a game!" Lilith looked at Li Cheng, who had transformed into a dead knight and a dragon hero, and her face turned cold:

"He skipped all the red tape before the love line!"

——The large-scale documentaries "I have conceptual abilities and can travel quickly through different worlds", "They who covet my gentleness let down their guard", and "I am reborn to raise the first light in the Destiny Continent" continue to be broadcast for you.

Chapter 1: Li Cheng is a speedrunner as soon as he appears

"So, you called me here because I'm the player who has completed the PC version of this game the most times in the world?"

Li Cheng pointed to the panoramic gaming console in front of him that was developed by Quantum Technology Company.

"Yes, that's right, so we plan to let you experience the full range of this game..."

"jump over."

"Excuse me, what did you say?" The programmer touched his head.

"Anyway, you will definitely introduce this game called "Destiny Rising" next, and then talk about how safe your game cabin is, how advanced the technology is, and other nonsense, so let's skip it."

Li Cheng waved his hand, opened the game cabin, sat down in no time, and skillfully connected the line to himself.

"No, sir, how come you are so skilled?"

"Before I came here, I had already memorized the manual you sent me. For speedrunners, efficiency is everything."

"Okay..." The programmer's mouth twitched.

He had seen people speedrunning, but he had never seen anyone speedrun before entering the game.

Okay, okay, you are the quick shooter, you have the final say... The programmer operated twice next to the panoramic game cabin, bent down, and plugged in the power supply.

Just then, he discovered that there was an extra screw next to the power supply.

"Hey, this is..."

——The next day, the front page of the news reported that an explosion occurred in the Quantum Technology Company building, and the entire building was blown up. The development of the panoramic experience version of the game "Destiny Rising" was suspended.

at the same time,

Li Cheng opened his eyes and what he saw were unfamiliar faces and the familiar altar cell.

"Well, although it's a panoramic experience, it's too real. Has brain-computer science developed to this extent?"

This environment doesn't feel like a game at all, but more like a new world.

"Hey, little brother, you, you look like this, is there any way to escape?"

"Forget about it. This is the witch's altar. There are monsters called Chimera everywhere. How can we escape?"

Hearing whispers in his ears, Li Cheng looked up and found that the prisoners who were locked up with him could not hide the panic in their eyes.

"Hmm? That's a line I haven't heard before. Has AI technology developed to this level?"

"However, since it's here, my current start should be at the Witch Altar. This is a hidden start that can only be unlocked after the eighth round of the game, and it's also the most difficult one."

"Heh, you know I'm a speedrunner, so you made it more difficult for me. Interesting."

Immediately afterwards, a voice came to Li Cheng's ears.

[The Destiny Ascension System is activated. 】

[Congratulations, Li Cheng, you will become the son of destiny who saves this world. ]

A warm light lit up before his eyes, and then, the light materialized into a royal sister wearing a nun's uniform, with silver hair and red eyes.

The royal sister is bathed in holy light, with a holy face and mixed-race features. She has both the beauty of the East and the three-dimensionality of the West. Her eyes are like rubies, her nose is delicate, her lips are cherry, and there is not a single flaw in her facial features.

Her figure is of perfect golden proportions. Her long legs and plump chest would bring disaster to the country and the people no matter where she was born.

Noble, holy, and inviolable.

Also wearing black stockings.

Quite in line with Li Cheng's XP.

"I see. In order to increase the sense of immersion in the game, the XP generation system is based on the player's experience. Quantum technology is powerful, powerful, powerful."

Li Cheng couldn't help but nodded.

"Mr. Li Cheng, I am the goddess Lilith, and I welcome you to this world. The flames are about to go out, and the era of the deep sea is about to begin..."

"jump over."

"What did you say?" Lilith blinked.

"I've watched the opening CG countless times. Anyway, it's about the First Flame dying out, the power of the abyss corroding the world, and seven witches with different personalities trying to save the world. Some of them even want to use themselves as firewood to keep the world alive. It's a soul-like game, right? So, skip it."

"Well... if that's the case, it's true..."

Lilith clenched the small piece of paper with the 2000-word opening speech in her hand and felt sweat pouring down her back.

This was her first time guiding the savior to save the world, so she was a little confused.

Are today's saviors so particular about efficiency?

No, that's not what's written in the training manual!

"Okay, system, give me the creature. At this start, you should give me a choice between the Soul Devouring Ring, the Master Key, and the Fireball Spellbook, right?"

"Right..." Lilith was confused: "No, hey, hey, hey, Li Cheng, what are you talking about? I'm not a system, I'm the savior goddess Lilith! I'm your partner in saving the world!"

"Fire Keeper, right? I understand." Li Cheng stretched out his hand: "Okay, give me the creature."

"I repeat, I am not a system, nor am I a fire keeper. I am Lilith, a goddess. You must respect that—"

"jump over."

“???” Three question marks appeared above Lilith’s head.

"Haha, you are talking nonsense? How pathetic." Outside the prison, the guard Chimera curled his lips: "You don't accept your fate of dying? This is normal. Tsk tsk tsk, every sacrifice to be made is the same as you."

"Your screams are always pleasant to the ears, hahahaha!"

But in the face of this ridicule, Li Cheng remained indifferent.

"Wait, did you notice this?" Lilith looked at Li Cheng as if she had grabbed a life-saving straw: "Look, only you can see me, the guard can't see me, which proves that I am a goddess!"

"Oh, so you are set up as a portable grandfather type, a system that only I can see." Li Cheng raised one eyebrow.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!” Lilith held her head, looking devastated.

"It turns out that there are such human-like movements... Quantum technology's AI technology is so terrifying." Li Cheng held his chin up and looked at her: "By the way, you have been talking nonsense here all the time. Is there a possibility that you are actually programmed to have this kind of personality that doesn't believe that you are a system?"

"You mean... I didn't know I was a system and mistakenly thought I was a goddess?" Lilith was suddenly stunned.

"Yes, it's very possible, what do you think?" "If you say so, it is indeed possible... Bullshit!"

It's the opposite of Tiangang, right?

There's no justice in this world, right?

"Okay, okay, let's do this. I'll let you see how powerful I am. I'm going to replace the creature that was originally given to you." Lilith stuck out her tongue and reached into her pocket like Doraemon.

After a while, she took out a bunch of things from her pocket and threw them in front of Li Cheng: "I won't give you any of the things you mentioned. You can use these to deal with the enemy. You can only choose one!"

"These are all discarded waste from our goddess tribe. They are garbage-grade skills!"

As he spoke, three spell books fell in front of Li Cheng. After he picked them up, his pupils suddenly shrank.

[Merciful Smile (Trash): You are the ancient Greek god in charge of slapping faces. When you smile evilly, your next spell will hit the enemy's face 100%. It is only effective against low-level magic.]

[God's Gift (Trash): You are the ancient Greek god in charge of marriage. You can force the target you see to have twins, which lasts for 1 minute.]

[Sorry, you didn't let me have fun (trash): When you activate the skill, the opponent will be forced to recover to full health along with you, and say to you: I'm sorry, Master Li Cheng, I didn't let you have fun.]

"Are you scared? With this kind of rubbish, there's no way you can escape this witch prison!" Lilith covered her mouth and sneered, "If you're willing to tell me that Goddess Lilith is the greatest goddess in the world, I'll give you my previous creature!"

"I see. It's a truly useless ability. My initial stats are very low, so even if I hit someone in the face, it wouldn't do any damage, not to mention I have no magic at all. Making someone pregnant with twins barely counts as control, but for a minute it's completely ineffective. The last skill restores both players to their peak form, so it's like not hitting them at all."

"Hahaha, now you know how powerful I am. Come on, call me the greatest goddess Lilith, come on!" Lilith grabbed Li Cheng's shoulders.

"Ha, this game has made some progress. They've deliberately increased the difficulty of speedrunning, haven't they? Interesting." Li Cheng chuckled and selected the "God's Gift" book. Then he walked to the side of the prison and hooked his finger at the guard who had been sitting there watching the show: "Come here."

The guard had a handsome face and a sexy body, with a slim waist, big breasts and long legs. He was holding a leftover bone in his hand.

The only two drawbacks were that—first, he was a man, and second, he was covered in hair.

A humanoid chimera, a creation of the witch.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? There's a purple glow on this monster's body, which means you're definitely no match for him!" Lilith said quickly.

"It's just a purple-named monster. What's the big deal?" Li Cheng glanced at her.

"What do you mean it's just a purple-named monster! You will die! You should take the master key and escape, then go to the upper level of the prison to kill monsters and level up!" Lilith was really anxious. She found out that the savior she was tutoring for the first time had a serious brain disease.

If he were gone, Lilith's internship promotion would be in vain!

"That's what ordinary players do. It's too slow for evil players." Li Cheng shook his head.

At this time, the humanoid chimera also walked in front of Li Cheng, grinning: "Boy, what do you want to do? It's not time for sacrifice yet. Do you want to taste my fangs..."

"jump over."

"What did you say?" The humanoid Chimera was stunned.

"I said skip it. I'm tired of all this red tape. Let's fight." Li Cheng pointed to the cell door. "Open the door, let's have a fight. You haven't eaten fresh food in many days, right? Frozen meat tastes terrible, and it must be very painful to hold it in. Just kill me."

"Don't worry, this is considered a punishment for a disobedient prisoner, not stealing. Your Demon Goddess won't blame you."

"Really...really?" Nanliang Chimera touched the back of his head in confusion.

Why does this human being still guide himself to cheat?

Could this be the legendary hero who is willing to sacrifice his own life for justice and wants to improve my diet since I don’t eat well?

Others are pretty nice...

"Hehe, you are a good person. I will do it as soon as possible and won't let you suffer." The humanoid Chimera released Li Cheng from the cell and locked the door.

"That's not necessary. After all, I will make you suffer." Li Cheng looked at the humanoid Chimera, and [God's Gift] was activated!

"No, buddy, you don't have to..." The humanoid Chimera turned his head, wanting Li Cheng to stop provoking him, as he already knew his good intentions.

However, he didn't expect that the next second, he felt a sharp pain in his abdomen.

He had never experienced such pain before. It was like ten thousand chimeras rolling around in his stomach.

"I, I feel this... No, that's not right, this feeling..." The humanoid Chimera was stunned.

But the pain didn't keep him stunned for long.

Two unfamiliar heartbeats said it all.

Soon, a terrifying idea came into the mind of the Human Heart Chimera...

But, I’m a man…

Where are they going from...

One second later.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"