Something is wrong with Miss Witch

"Because I told her this little tidbit of knowledge that a witch could become pregnant with just skin-to-skin contact."

Tao Yaoyao took out her wine gourd and took a big sip.

Miss Lou Yue gave this a perfect smile that no one could refuse.

Nadia is even more interested in Lou Yue.

Especially the aspect of ignorance.

Whether it was the knowledge about the witch's pregnancy or the secret little knowledge that Tao Yaoyao mentioned, the girl seemed to be unaware of it.

In the witch world, there are strict standardized procedures for interactions between people.

If individuals want to establish a friendship, there are three standardized steps.

The first standard step is the letter!

Even though there is something like the Internet in the witch world, such as the Magic Network, handwritten letters are still highly valued by all witches.

If you want to develop a relationship with a stranger into a friendship, the first thing you need to do is to prepare a handwritten letter full of sincerity, put it in an envelope, sprinkle it with perfume and flower petals, and then send it to the witch's post office.

It doesn't matter if you don't know the witch's home address.

You just need to extract the witch's appearance from your memory and give it to the post office, and then the post office will be able to deliver your mail to that person's home.

For hundreds of years, it has never gone wrong!

Of course, there is absolutely no way a witch would tell you her home address. After all, witches are creatures who pay great attention to the boundaries between individuals and the collective.

If the other party is not prepared to have further contact with you, the letter will be like being thrown into the deep sea, and there will be no movement.

If the other person doesn't dislike you, they'll also write a handwritten letter back, usually within a week.

And the relationship between you has changed from strangers to pen pals.

The second standard step is the tea party.

After you have communicated with each other for a period of time, if you feel that the goodwill has accumulated enough, you can ask the other party to attend a tea party.

Of course, if you are rejected, it means that you have not accumulated enough favorability, so please start over.

If communication is to examine the first impression you give to others and whether the two of you have the same interests and whether you can become friends during the communication.

Then the tea party is a more comprehensive consideration, and the other party will comprehensively consider and evaluate your potential and character.

This kind of tea party may occur many times, which means that the other party needs to be inspected in detail.

If you pass, then congratulations, you can enter the third stage.

At this point, your relationship will change from pen pals to acquaintances.

The third standardized step is to prepare gifts.

If you pass the test, you can wait patiently and prepare gifts.

Because the other party will invite you to a tea party with her family or some of her friends.

At this tea party, the other person will declare that you have become her friend.

Of course, there are also cases where the gift is poorly prepared and the plan fails at the last step.

A witch will not force the other party to prepare expensive gifts, as that would lower her own taste.

A newspaper has conducted statistics and found that among the most popular gifts, handmade gifts top the list with an absolute advantage.

Because this will allow the other person to feel your sincerity and care.

If you just pick a random gift, the other person will think you are not sincere and do not value the relationship between the two of you.

Therefore, the witches will naturally not declare that you have become friends.

This is just the relationship between individuals. If an individual wants to join another group, it will be a completely different situation.

Witches are a race that loves mysterious gatherings and various secret societies, from the smallest sisterhood to various business alliances.

Various secret societies, large and small, fill every aspect of witch society.

If you want to join these secret societies, big or small, or even a group of friends of friends, you need a specific "guide senior".

Otherwise, even if you have friends in that group, you will not be able to enter it based on your relationship.

After all, the saying "A friend of a friend is not my friend" is highly respected in the witch world.

The "Guide Senior" thing is a very serious existence for witches. Both for those witches who want to join, and for those "Guide Seniors".

If the witch you introduced caused a big trouble, you, as the guide, would also be held partially responsible.

And if you really decide to recommend a witch, you will add "mine" when introducing this witch to others.

Therefore, when witches confirm their friendship, they will only say to their other friends, "We are now friends."

The implicit meaning is: I became friends with her, but it does not guarantee that she can become your friend.

Just like what Boss Tao said, if only Boss Tao didn’t care about Lou Yue.

Then they will just introduce that "this is an employee of Chimei Township."

However, when Boss Tao introduced Lou Yue to his friends, he said, "This is my employee," which means he wanted to introduce Lou Yue to Nadia.

And hinted that this girl could be our friend.

This sentence is very heavy and can almost be regarded as a guide.

If Lou Yue gets into any big trouble in the future, Boss Tao will be implicated, and at least he will not be able to hold his head up in front of Nadia.

But Lou Yue looked unaware of it, which made Nadia feel particularly strange.

This is too "ignorant of the world" and "naive".

She smiled gently, covering her lips with the back of her hand. "Only when the Witch Spring is agitated, skin contact could lead to pregnancy."

"And, even on that day, you can prevent this from happening by simply wearing a layer of gauze gloves."

"Hmm!" Lou Yue looked at Boss Tao angrily.

You lied to me!

Chapter 10: The Civil Servant Witch's Grant Application Method

Of course, this doesn't mean I'm really angry.

It's just some little fun, a way to increase favorability.

Miss Lou Yue, who used to be a man, certainly understands what the most disgusting behavior of girls is.

Unreasonable anger regardless of the occasion is a big taboo.

So, she quickly restrained her angry look and stood behind Tao Yaoyao with a gentle smile.

He ended his conversation with Nadia in this clever way and turned the topic back to Boss Tao and Nadia.

After all, he was just Tao Yaoyao's friend, not Nadia's friend.

What’s the big deal about chatting and laughing with Tao Yaoyao’s friend Nadia all the time!

If you really do that, be careful that Boss Tao might make things difficult for you later!

Besides, she was really curious.

Is this Miss Nadia Boss Tao’s ex-lover? And what’s going on with that little witch?

Lou Yue’s favorite thing is eating melons!

She couldn't wait to look at the two of them, and Boss Tao lived up to everyone's expectations and asked, "Is this girl your daughter?"

"Just a younger member of the family."

Nadia smiled gently: "Bring her to open the Witch Spring today."

Witches attach great importance to family, but it is not entirely because of blood ties and family affection.

There is a famous saying that is widely circulated in the witch world: a witch's family is just another secret society.

From this sentence, it is not difficult to see that the witch's emphasis on family is not entirely due to blood ties and affection, but is mixed with many complex reasons that are difficult to explain.

Even the witch herself couldn't use precise words to describe why.

"It just so happens that I am too."

Boss Tao replied lightly.

And then, nothing happened.

Lou Yue's desire to eat melons was completely dashed.

She carefully observed the two witch ladies, each with their own unique characteristics. They were at most friends and companions.

Perhaps there is still a little disagreement between them.

Because they now shifted the topic to the ceremony of opening the Witch Spring.

Miss Nadia, with her gray eyes, short silver hair, and handsome yet austere attire, said kindly, "This fellow of mine is really giving me a headache. He hasn't even opened the Witch's Fountain yet, but he's already messing with all the crucibles and test tubes."

"She even specifically requested a size LLL, which gave her parents a headache. This means I should quickly take her to open the Witch's Fountain."

"Type I alchemical equipment is the lowest. The higher the number, the higher the level of dangerous alchemical experiments it can be used for. A Type III crucible could cause an experimental accident that would at least blow you through once."

Tao Yaoyao's face twitched and she looked at Lou Yue.

Lou Yue listened to the conversation between the two and felt that it was like a class reunion after they became adults.

Someone on the left said that my child has been ranked first in the school for three consecutive times. I really want to let the child relax and not work so hard.

The one on the right said he had been promoted three times in a row and became a supervisor, but was too tired to quit. He rolled up his sleeves to reveal his fancy watch and said that money really was nothing and he didn't care at all.

And now Lou Yue, as a viewer, is tired of watching it.

Now Boss Tao wants to bring the war to Lou Yue, so the smart Miss Lou Yue has no choice but to decline.

Tao Yaoyao had no choice but to listen to Nadia's "worries" helplessly, and she was about to lose the temper.

But fortunately, while walking and chatting, they arrived at the Spirit Awakening Hall.

There were seven or eight witches in the hall, all leading little witches.

They are all here to open the Witch Spring for the little witch.

Lou Yue was just curious, why didn’t she see the civil servant witch?

"Have the civil servant witches finished their get off work?"

Lou Yue asked curiously, "Isn't it only ten o'clock in the morning?"

After hearing Miss Lou Yue's question, Miss Nadia and Boss Tao Yaoyao both showed mysterious smiles on their faces.

"Aren't the civil servant witches right here?"

Boss Tao Yaoyao pointed at the hall and raised the corners of his lips.

"?"

"Am I blind?"

"Why can't I see it?" Miss Lou Yue tried to open her pink eyes wide.

"A hundred years ago, the task of opening the Witch Fountain for the little witches could have been automated using a special large-scale device called the [Spirit-Awakening Fountain]."

Miss Nadia covered her mouth and chuckled.

"Um, what about the Civil Servant Witch?" Lou Yue was curious: "Since we have this kind of machine, then there is no need for the Civil Servant Witch, right?"

"No, no, no." Boss Tao said with a look of naiveté: "At that time, the task of opening the Witch Spring for the little witches only required one civil servant witch to do it easily."

"It can be activated for dozens of little witches at once, and the mana consumed can be naturally restored in the time it takes to drink a cup of coffee. Therefore, at that time, a region only needed to maintain about a dozen civil servant witches to maintain the department's operation throughout the year."

"What now?"

Lou Yue asked curiously.

"Now this department has expanded a thousand times!" Nadia said with admiration.

"!"

The pink and tender Miss Lou Yue widened her eyes: "How did they do that?!"

"First, they added the [Qiling Fountain Emergency Repair Department] and [Qiling Fountain Daily Maintenance Department] at once, citing the need to maintain the operation of the Qiling Fountain as a necessary maintenance department."