Something is wrong with Miss Witch

Chapter 646 Good Luck, Miss Yu Yuwei [4k]

The entire brain is filled with knowledge, making it impossible for the nine lines of thinking to function properly.

"I should have listened to those warnings."

Lou Yue was in great pain.

Witches often have this problem, and there are many witches appearing in the ward every day because of this problem.

In order to absorb as much knowledge as possible, they will use this method to absorb all the knowledge into their brains.

As a result, his body is unable to understand all the knowledge and can only remain in a vegetative state for a long time.

Of course, you just need to wait for some time to absorb all the knowledge.

Or with the help of a doctor, absorb the knowledge as quickly as possible and then free up a line of thinking.

Of course, some witches are more miserable.

They will find various unknown magic books in various relics or ruins.

As the saying goes, only things that have not been authenticated can bring surprises.

Witches will absorb the knowledge in these magic books into their brains, and then they will be confused by the various complex knowledge and even wrong logic contained in them.

The worst part is that this kind of magic book is usually extremely complex at the beginning, or even throughout, making you feel like you are dealing with a big fish. But after painstakingly deciphering it mentally, you will be able to discover that small mistake at the end.

The good news is that you managed to escape.

The bad news is that you've successfully wasted a lot of time without gaining anything valuable.

Every year, countless witches end up in the hospital because of this sort of thing, especially since most of the magic books that appear in the secret realm are garbage.

But because some lucky little witches picked up a magic book and made a fortune, witches flock to it every year.

Lou Yue also wanted to join in. After all, all he needed to do was prepare some lucky items and then he could go on a great adventure.

But recently I heard that some witches with bad intentions would prepare some items that absorb the luck around them and bring disaster to other witches.

After all, the amount of lucky items that wealthy witches can find is simply too much.

It somewhat disrupts the balance, so the trick of absorbing luck turns the witches' adventure into a completely random action.

If a witch wants to challenge with her incredible luck, she will be very welcome.

After all, the basket full of lucky items hasn't been opened for a long time.

Lou Yue had no choice but to give up.

During the process of dizziness with knowledge, Caroline has returned.

She looked at Lou Yue and asked doubtfully, "Miss Lou Yue? Are you drunk on books? Do you need my help?"

Lou Yue shook his head and took a long time to calm down before he was able to mobilize 30% of his thoughts to control his body. He used several spells to slowly absorb the knowledge.

After a while, she stood up and spoke to Carolie.

"This is the worst book-drunk experience I've ever had. All I can think about is boring data instead of knowledge."

Caroline said, "If it's really a classical magic book, you'll probably still be in the Drunken Book tomorrow. You know, the colorful ones, inlaid with gems, made of the skin of unknown animals or humanoid creatures."

"These kinds of classical magic books are usually made by some rubbish spellcasters, but they're filled with all sorts of fantastical magic. Furthermore, they're very attractive to witches. Therefore, most witches can't resist."

She looked at Lou Yue and said, "Ms. Lou Yue, I tried it once when I was in college. I spent a week immersed in solving the problems, and then I found that they were all wrong."

Lou Yue rolled her eyes and said, "So, you think my knowledge reserve is too low? I can't try these magic books?"

Caroline smiled and said, "Of course not."

"I'm just saying that this level of drunken books is not worth mentioning, Miss Lou Yue."

She looked at Lou Yue and spread her hands.

"Then let's talk about the errors in these documents." Lou Yue looked at Caroline.

Caroline said to Lou Yue, "The paperwork here is all normal. Miss Lou Yue, do you remember our agreement?"

"Of course I remember, but we are talking about those applications for dividends to me." Lou Yue said.

"You will get dividends from these applications, Miss Lou Yue." Carolie said to Lou Yue.

"Yes, there are 3,200 fake applications here." Lou Yue said to Caroline, "But, 1,300 of them are the most fake of the fake. I suspect that these 1,300 fake applications you civil servant witches created have no buyers at all. They are just used to defraud the Pink Moon Flowers."

"Of course there are buyers for these things, Miss Lou Yue." Carolie said sincerely, "I use my reputation as a guarantee! Miss Lou Yue!"

She looked at Lou Yue sincerely: "This is a lady's reputation. Even if I am a civil servant witch, I will not damage my reputation, Miss Lou Yue."

"Yes, you are right. A lady would not intentionally destroy her own reputation." Lou Yue said, "But a civil servant witch would often play tricks on other witches with words."

"Then what do you want me to do, Miss Lou Yue?" Carolie looked at Lou Yue.

Lou Yue said: "I want you to use an oath to guarantee that there are buyers behind these application forms."

Caroline looked at Lou Yue: "Oh, Miss Lou Yue. You can't make guarantees for things like this casually."

"Why? Because it's fake?" Lou Yue looked at Caroline with a smile.

"Of course not, Miss Lou Yue." Carolie shook her head and sighed, "Because, this kind of thing is almost impossible to guarantee. My reputation could be damaged at any time just because a witch returned her application form. This is something I cannot accept, Miss Lou Yue."

"Well, do you really think there is a witch who doesn't like the pink moon flower?" Lou Yue sat on the chair, shaking her toes.

Caroline nodded and said, "Even the chief witch has witches who dislike it. So, Miss Lou Yue, it's only natural that some witches don't like the Pink Moon Flower."

Lou Yue glanced at Caroline and said, "No matter what you say, I will not approve these 1,300 applications."

"Oh, what a pity." Carolie spread her hands: "It seems that we are going to lose a lot of money."

Then she said, "If you don't have anything else to do, I will move all the other things over to you. There are at least seven more piles of documents like this, Miss Lou Yue."

Lou Yue looked at Caroline and couldn't help but frown: "So, there is something in here that I can't find out?"

Caroline shook her head and said to Lou Yue, "Ms. Lou Yue, I think the application forms here are all normal. Since you think there are some problems, what can I do? You are the mayor, and I am just a civil servant witch."

Lou Yue puffed up his cheeks.

Carolli turned and left, but Lou Yue was very unhappy.

But there was still a lot of work to do, and she couldn't possibly go through it all again.

Therefore, I can only reluctantly accept this loss.

Only after walking out the door did Caroli see Yu Yuwei.

"I still need it, but I lost 1,300 copies." She sighed and drank a glass of wine.

Yu Yuwei looked at Caroline and said, "Because you are the witch who knows her best, you are responsible for this matter. But the loss of 1,300 copies is too great. Moreover, we could have done better and covered up all these things, Miss Caroline."

Caroline sighed, drank a glass of wine and said to Yu Yuwei: "Believe me, if you don't give Lou Yue a little honey, she will turn over all the files and find out everything we have hidden."

"Really?" Yu Yuwei said to Caroline, "But we haven't found out what we really hid, Caroline!"

"Although Miss Lou Yue's current performance is not as amazing as I said, it's because she is not serious, Miss Yu Yuwei." Carolie stared at Yu Yuwei: "You'd better believe what I say, because we all suffered a great loss at the hands of Miss Lou Yue."

"Even so, I still think it's better to give it a try. After all, if you don't try, you might never know Miss Lou Yue's limits." Yu Yuwei spread her hands and said, "These things should be told to you by a witch, Caroline. When you meet a new boss, it's best to find out her limits first. That way, we can dance on the line."

"Yes, a witch told me." Carolie said unhappily.

I was complaining in my heart, what do you mean? It's actually yin and yang. I don't have a predecessor, right?

She was a little depressed and finally understood Lou Yue's feelings.

It turns out that Lou Yue felt the same way when I showed off my academic qualifications before.

However, this guy can't show me off. But, I can show Miss Lou Yue off.

Caroline drank some wine and said to Yu Yuwei: "But this rule does not apply to Miss Lou Yue."

"Because Lou Yue has great potential? When she is serious, she will be very sensitive and smart?" Yu Yuwei looked at Caroline.

"Of course not! Miss Yu Yuwei!" Carolie said angrily: "When Miss Lou Yue is serious, do you know what is the most terrifying thing?"

"That's why I asked you because I don't know." Yu Yuwei drank a glass of wine very depressedly, and then looked at Caroline.

"The scariest thing is, she can get those big shots to help her, you know?" Carolie said angrily, "Are you more powerful than Miss Serena White? Or more powerful than the secretaries of big shots like Vivian and Jiang Xixi? You know, Miss Lou Yue can easily get those big shots to help her. So, it's best not to push Miss Lou Yue to the brink of desperation. Or to put it more politely, don't let her get into a desperate situation. Otherwise, she might surprise you."

"Really?" Yu Yuwei spread her hands and said, "I know that big shots like Weiwei and Jiang Xixi like Lou Yue very much now. But, maybe after a while, it won't be like that anymore."

Caroline stared at Yu Yuwei and said, "Excuse me for being rude."

"what are you up to?"

Yu Yuwei directly put her hand on her forehead and felt it for a while.

"I don't have a fever." Carolie said without any curiosity: "I'm not sick, so why are you saying such nonsense?"

"Miss Lou Yue may not be good at other things, but she's a genius in this area." Carolie rolled her eyes. "A wandering witch has surpassed us in just a few years. What do you think she relies on? It's all thanks to her talent in this area."

Yu Yuwei glanced at Caroline and said, "I think she used some means."

"Sister, Miss Lou Yue has no family of her own, and no things of her own. What means can she use? Miss Lou Yue is still a virgin, even her first kiss!"

Carolee said without any curiosity.

"Okay, okay, I'll trust you for once." Yu Yuwei grumbled, "Maybe we should learn some skills like this too, so we can get promoted sooner."

Caroline looked at Yu Yuwei and said, "Do you think we have such talent? We may be good at studying, but we can't do this kind of thing."

"Didn't you get insulted by those naughty kids when you were little?" Carolie said, "I still remember that girl who used that magic that looked like a glowing ball and made a fool of me. I always wanted to get revenge, but she's a dueling witch now, and I can't beat her. I can only swallow my anger."

"Oh, sister." Yu Yuwei looked at Caroline helplessly: "At least we are civil servants now, sitting in the luxurious city hall and drinking free water. What else do you think?"

"Let's just let these insignificant things go. I don't want to recall them."

The two witches raised their glasses together and took a sip of their drinks.

"Then what should we do next? Today's party won't start for some time. It's too early for us to go now."

"Then it would be nice if we could stand there and get some fresh air." Carolie said this without really caring: "At least it will help us get rid of the office worker smell."

"Good idea." Yu Yuwei thought it was a good idea.

When the two witches were about to leave, a magic ball suddenly flew over.

Then he said to Yu Yuwei: "Yu Yuwei! Come to the office!"

Yu Yuwei's face suddenly froze.

Caroline looked at Yu Yuwei and said, "Sister, is there anything you haven't dealt with? This thing is calling you."

"Well, I don't know why." Yu Yuwei glanced at Caroline: "Now it seems that Miss Lou Yue wants me to do something."

"It seems like you can't get rid of the smell of office worker." Carolie teased mercilessly.

Yu Yuwei said unhappily, "Then I'll go to the party wearing all the smell of a workhorse. That way I'll be unique and conspicuous."

"Then I wish you good luck, Miss Yu Yuwei." Carolie blinked: "She is a bit difficult to deal with now."

Chapter 647 What is a Surprise [4k]

At first, Yu Yuwei didn't quite understand why Carolie said that.

But as soon as she walked in, she understood.

Miss Lou Yue’s expression doesn’t look normal at all!

She gritted her teeth in anger.

Caroline! You're so good! You actually threw this big trouble to me!

Lou Yue looked at Yu Yuwei and said, "Ms. Yu Yuwei, you look like you're in big trouble now."

Yu Yuwei immediately said, "Of course not, Miss Lou Yue. I'm just worried about why you're so worried. I think our colleagues are doing a great job. You just need to review it and stamp it."

"I really want to do this, but I think your colleagues are being too sloppy. Do you understand? There are three thousand errors in this application form."

Lou Yue looked at Yu Yuwei.

Yu Yuwei spread her hands and said, "But, only 1,300 of them are fake, right? The other 1,700 are normal. The probability is more than half, Miss Lou Yue!"

"Yes, the probability is more than 50%. But how do you know that, Ms. Yu Yuwei?"

Lou Yue looked at Yu Yuwei with a smile on his face.

Yu Yuwei's face froze, and she looked terrible.