Something is wrong with Miss Witch

Many floors of Lou Yue's Witch Tower are empty, with only one huge room.

However, the basic functions of the Witch Tower itself are still sufficient.

In particular, Gong Yuyu was very curious about Lou Yue's salon room and was quietly looking around.

Lou Yue’s salon rooms have now increased to dozens of types, which is a very rich number.

The vassal troops in the plantation also received Lou Yue's notification, and an elevator made of clouds appeared in front of them.

The blood elves boarded the elevator in batches, followed by the insect ladies and orcs.

Lutizia carried these servants and stood next to the Witch Tower. The aura of the Witch Tower itself was enough to make these servants feel extremely uncomfortable.

"It's like the roar of resentment in the sea."

A blood elf muttered, and Lutizia simply patted her head to quiet her down.

The blood elf held his staff and stuck out his tongue.

Some of the blood elves were still maintaining order in the plantation, and Lou Yue instructed them to carry out the production plan according to the original plan.

The produced wine, liquor and rice can be placed directly in the warehouse.

Lou Yue set up a teleportation array inside, which can directly teleport him out of the nest. By entrusting it to Boss Tao, Lou Yue's own business can continue to operate.

Lou Yue found Gong Yuyu drinking in the salon room. She put her hands on her hips helplessly and said, "My dear sister, the transmission is about to begin."

"Oh." Gong Yuyu was very embarrassed. She was caught drinking secretly!

She could only stubbornly say: "I got it from the vending machine and paid for it."

The little witch had no choice but to drag her to the core control layer of the witch tower.

This place is directly connected to the brain worm room and the magic pool, as well as all the weapons and defensive arrays on the witch tower.

In the very center of the room is a three-meter-high crystal hill, rippling with pink magic.

This is the magic pool in the Witch Tower. Lou Yue stood in front of the magic pool and said, "Sisters, get ready. I'm about to start."

Chapter 488: The Eligibility Criteria for Witches [4k]

When the super-giant teleportation array is activated, the space will become blurred.

Standing in the operating room, Lou Yue could see that the surrounding space had already shown signs of overlapping.

Outside are vast expanses of black mountains and lush green forests. Looking out, you can see vast tracts of farmland and clusters of small villages beyond the forest.

Maybe it's the expansion knight?

Lou Yue thought about this and said, "What a great place! Much better than last time."

There are mountains and forests, which are suitable for organizing a sufficiently qualified defense line.

Gong Yuyu was also thinking about what to do.

With a loud hum, the Witch Tower stood on the mountains.

The vines outside the Witch Tower drilled into the mountains like giant snakes, and the vassal army also began to survey the area around the mountains.

With such a loud noise, it is estimated that the natives will come to check it out soon.

"Yuebao, I suggest we immediately deploy a temporary defense line," Gong Yuyu said. "Here, the power of my spells has dropped by at least 50%, and my mana regeneration rate has dropped by about 70%."

"If we were beaten up on the first day, it would be such a disgrace!"

Gong Yuyu was very serious.

"Well, I understand." Lou Yue said, "But you don't have to worry about the magic power. I will share the authority of the magic power pool with you. You can use my magic power pool to restore your magic power."

Gong Yuyu was a little worried: "Can the magic pool hold up?"

"Of course!" Lou Yue said proudly. "The magic pool I use isn't an ordinary one. It's a thought matrix I built myself. By using preset memories, electric shocks, and magic infection, I can keep the bio-canned creature in a state of high desire. Then I use the Desire Engine to extract magic power. My magic pool can hold one million magic points, and it only takes three hours to fill up. So, don't worry about the magic power consumption."

"Not bad, Yuebao." Gong Yuyu thought it was very good: "With your Witch Tower, we don't have to work so hard. So what do you think of the defense outside?"

Lou Yue said: "Just look at me, good sister."

Arriving at the top of the tower, Lou Yue gave orders to the vassal army: "Gather all the creatures in the forest and pile them up in front of the Witch Tower."

"Let me create a platform." Gong Yuyu said.

She used magic to turn the rocks into yellow mud, and after grinding it smooth, she turned it back into stone.

A huge platform appeared in front of the Witch Tower, which can be used as an altar.

Lou Yue was wearing a long skirt and a witch hat, holding her wand in her hand: "Well done, Yuyu."

She smiled slightly and turned her wand into a rose flower.

He stretched out his hand and pulled, and the bow became like a full moon.

Releasing the magic bowstring, the burning arrow flew into the sky, drew a graceful parabola, and plunged into the forest.

The loud and violent noise could be heard clearly even by the farmers outside the forest.

The fiery pink flames created waves of heat in the forest.

The plague of joy spreads wildly among them.

The beast dodged left and right in the flames, trying to leave the dangerous forest.

But there were flames everywhere, and the pink smoke carried a terrifying threat, making them dizzy, and they were eventually shot to death and taken away by the blood elves who arrived.

Lou Yue shot out hundreds of pink arrows, each of which was the condensation of the spell of burning pink flame.

The entire mountain range was set on fire by Lou Yue.

Some of the trees that were wrapped in flames actually showed large areas of crystallization.

These crystalline trees provided sufficient fuel for the flames. Looking from the Witch Tower, these trees looked like torches.

Lou Yue looked at it and put his hands on his hips with satisfaction: "How is it? This mountain will be infected by the Joy Plague, and the Joy Plague will flow everywhere. This way, we can effectively defend against those natives."

Gong Yuyu looked at it for a while before offering a suggestion: "For such a large mountain, isn't it too few to rely on just one hundred-man team? Moreover, isn't relying solely on the infection defense of the Plague of Desire too weak?"

"Don't be anxious, my good sister." Lou Yue told Gong Yuyu not to be anxious.

The vassal troops flew and piled the beasts one by one in the huge square in front of the Witch Tower. Most of them were corpses, and a small number were half-dead.

There are probably several thousand of them.

"Okay, that's enough." Lou Yue told the blood elves to stop.

"Yes, Miss Lou Yue." Lutizia bent down and nodded to show respect and obedience.

Standing next to the bodies of these beasts, Lou Yue began to cast his own spell - the Joy Spreader Creation Spell.

The magic power was like blowing up a balloon, and the piled animal corpses suddenly swelled into round shapes.

Finally, it exploded with a bang.

The skin peeled off like a banana peel, and out of it emerged a mixture of crystal blocks, steel machines, and flesh and blood.

It is almost unrecognizable from its original appearance, filled with disgusting and deformed flesh tentacles and skeletal exhaust pipes.

Lou Yue transformed their corpses one by one into joy spreaders.

The original appearance of these joy spreaders is unclear. The only similarities are the stacked exhaust pipes on their heads and the chaotic tentacles on their bodies.

These joy spreaders were controlled by Lou Yue to wander in the burning forest.

After finishing all this, Miss Lou Yue, a novice, asked very modestly: "What's next? What should I do next?"

Gong Yuyu thought for a moment, then said sincerely, "Good sister, from now on we just need to drink tea and chat."

"Ok?"

Lou Yue blinked cutely.

"We've made such a big fuss, the natives are probably eager to break in and test the waters." Gong Yuyu said, "After all, that's how these natives all work. It's like a game, first guessing some low-level apprentices, then reporting up the chain of command, waiting for more advanced spellcasters to arrive."

"Your current arrangements are enough to hold out for a month or two."

"So, the passionate brawl I was expecting is over?" Lou Yue covered her face. "I'm here to practice breaking through the Limit Witch, not for a picnic."

The expression on Gong Yuyu's face was hard to understand, but she said in a strange tone: "My dear sister, you will definitely miss this leisurely time in the future. Now, let's have a cup of tea."

Lou Yue had no choice but to go to the top of the Witch Tower with Gong Yuyu.

Sitting in front of a small Western-style round table carved with delicate flowers and intricate patterns, he held the plate in one hand and the handle of the cup in the other.

There were desserts on the table.

The essential toxic scales and the sticky, sweet little cakes that are so sweet that they can kill you.

And a small plate of strawberries and other fruits.

"So, what have you been busy with recently, Miss Gong Yuyu?" Lou Yue spoke in a reserved tone.

"It's still a family matter." Gong Yuyu sighed and complained a lot.

Lou Yue felt that the strange thing about the witches was that they were calm when facing normal things but shy when talking about private matters, just like two witches.

"Eh, that sounds really troublesome." Lou Yue put the saucer on the table and fanned herself with a small paper fan. "Family matters are indeed very troublesome."

"But family is indispensable." Gong Yuyu said seriously: "The reason why witches maintain their current social relationships instead of hiding in corners like alien natives with autism is because of family heritage. A qualified family can provide a lot of help to witches."

"I don't understand what you're saying." Lou Yue puffed her cheeks and bit her lip. "Family and such are too far away from me. Unless I give birth to a child once a year, it will take at least hundreds or even thousands of years to form a family."

She spread her hands.

"Tsk tsk." Gong Yuyu couldn't help laughing: "Yuebao, your perspective on things is really weird."

"Where?" Lou Yue widened his eyes.

"Educating a witch is a very difficult experiment. The amount of magic stones required to train a qualified witch is simply terrifying." Gong Yuyu asked: "What do you think constitutes a qualified witch?"

"Hmm." Lou Yue looked at her resentfully, "I'm just a wandering witch. What the hell do I know about witch standards?"

Gong Yuyu chuckled and waved her hand to explain: "During the time when Her Majesty Jiang Xixi ruled the witches, the concept of the qualification standard for witches was proposed."

"And after all these years of development, this standard has been continuously improved."

"The hard requirements are: a lair, a witch tower, a plantation, and a library."

"And the ability requirement is that a single witch can conquer a small planet."

"The lowest is the Great Witch."

Gong Yuyu spread out her hands: "Do you think you can raise a child at the rate of one a year?"

"Forget it." Lou Yue waved her hand in disdain: "I'm not at that level yet."

"I think I'm the kind of witch who lives alone. No matter how long it takes, it's impossible for me to have a family." Lou Yue said with disdain.

Gong Yuyu laughed heartily: "I—this is the first time I've seen a witch who has a witch psychology instructor say that she is a solitary witch. Usually, only scholars like to live alone."

Laughing, she tossed her hair and said, "But maybe Yuebao is just naturally different. Maybe she really is a solitary witch."

"Quack! You're laughing at me, aren't you?"

Lou Yue puffed up his cheeks and pounced on Gong Yuyu.

The two witches stumbled and rolled on top. Lou Yue pressed on top of Gong Yuyu and grinned evilly: "Now - I will punish Miss Gong Yuyu who has become evil-minded from heaven!"

She immediately grabbed Gong Yuyu's waist, making Gong Yuyu burst into laughter.

Tears were flowing.

Laughter spread all around.

The blood elves were setting up tents and barracks in the woods of the square and heard the sounds of fighting coming from the Witch Tower.

A blood elf couldn't help but say, "What a leisurely time, witches."

"Who made them so powerful?" Lutetia said: "Strength is everything. The witches' fame in the infinite void is a reflection of their strength."

The insect girls and orcs were also diligently building their military camps, and their bodies were covered with patterns that looked like thorn tentacles.

This is the distortion caused by staying in Miss Lou Yue's plantation for too long, and this distortion is also what allows them to walk in Lou Yue's pink smoke and flames without being infected by the plague of joy.

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Biggs Gezar felt very unlucky. He was just the second son of a small baron in a remote country. Because he had no chance of inheriting the title, he came to this remote place to become a pioneering knight.

He originally wanted to use this identity to create a big career, but reality soon gave him a big blow.