Something is wrong with Miss Witch

"A hungry Mao Yu can't do that!"

This big Mao Yu spoke lazily.

Lou Yue poured out a large pile of food on the table on the spot, and Damaoyu drooled at the sight.

She looked at Lou Yue pitifully.

Lou Yue nodded, and Damaoyu then ate these things bite by bite in ecstasy.

Eat until your belly is full.

Just when Lou Yue asked her to continue, this big Mao Yu lay on the table like a dead pig: "Mmq! Mao Yu can't do it. Mao Yu can't think of anything now."

I think you are just lazy!

Lou Yue puffed up his cheeks.

Such Mao Yu also made Lou Yue feel relieved.

But there must be punishment!

She casually threw the big Mao Yu into the middle of the lake, and the other Mao Yu immediately shot out light cannons at her, scaring the Mao Yu so much that it screamed miserably.

Lou Yue didn't care at all. She wanted to buy a workbench specially used for examining the bodies of familiars, so that she could check these raw jades carefully.

Chapter 231 Classic Skin Bare Armpit Witch

One machine consumes about 30,000 magic stones.

Lou Yue was so heartbroken that she almost fell into the lake holding her chest.

Although various specialties are constantly being sold, magic stones are also being accumulated continuously.

However, Lou Yue still felt heartbroken over the consumption of 30,000 magic stones.

Generally, witches rarely buy large machines like this.

After all, even if they have a vassal army, they only use it occasionally.

It's totally rentable.

Only witches with enough servant armies need to use this machine frequently to select outstanding people from the servant army.

But in order to solve the problem once and for all, Lou Yue bought one.

Place it in a breeding layer in your own mage tower.

The machine is connected to the magic flow of the Witch Tower itself, and this is how the machine is activated.

The machine looks like a rectangle with a capsule-like cabin next to it, and is about two meters high.

There is a thick robotic arm connecting the cabin and the rectangle.

Lou Yue stood in front of the rectangle and input his magic power to complete the verification.

The rectangle then opened up like a peacock, with small mechanical wings opening on both sides and a display screen lifted out in the middle.

Various characters are displayed on it.

This machine can test the talents, expertise, spells and skills of the servant army.

Lou Yue pinched a piece of Mao Yu beside him and threw it into the cabin.

Mao Yu looked outside curiously through the glass window.

"Mmm?"

She called out in a silly and cute way.

Lou Yue smiled slightly and started the machine.

I saw the robotic arm connected to the cabin shaking wildly as if it was crazy.

Up and down, left and right.

It also rotates from time to time, first clockwise and then counterclockwise.

Mao Yu inside screamed "M————q!"

The other Mao Yu were also shivering and huddled together, trying to hide in the corner.

But unfortunately, this place is round and there are no corners to hide in.

The clever Mao Yu began to hide herself under the buttocks of other Mao Yus, shrinking to the innermost part to avoid being discovered by the hateful witch outside.

Lou Yue smiled slightly and watched the progress bar gradually appear on the screen.

It took about an hour before it was finally over.

"buzz"

The cabin opened and a cloud of white smoke came out.

The raw jade inside rolled down and lay on the ground like a puddle of mud.

"MuQAQ"

Mao Yu cried out weakly.

The other Mao Yu were also timid and did not dare to step forward.

Lou Yue looked at the screen carefully. "Talent [Cute Creature!]—Under the influence of some strange magical power, the fur jade evolved a special talent. All intelligent creatures will feel a liking for it and will not easily kill it."

Lou Yue puffed up her cheeks. Did she just develop this cute talent under my magic?

She glanced at the limp Mao Yu, and the Mao Yu was so frightened that it made a "mumble" sound and burrowed into the pile of Mao Yu.

"Feature [Armor Stacking!]—As the bullied Mao Yu, the moment she obtained the spell model, she immediately analyzed it and got what she wanted! Every time she was defeated, her physical strength would be temporarily increased by 10% in defense. The effect disappears after leaving the battlefield."

"Racial trait! [Morale!] - As Maoyu, they fear nothing. Initially, their morale will remain at 100%. However, upon seeing or sensing the opponent's strength, these clever Maoyu will gradually lose morale, eventually becoming completely limp. If they manage to bully the opponent, their morale will instantly return to full strength!"

"Racial Traits! [Dumpling Family!] - As members of the Furry Tuanzi, our minds are united! Multiple Furry Jades can be temporarily fused, raising the upper limit of their morale gauge and rapidly recovering based on their size. However, if attacked beyond their capacity, their morale will decrease at double the rate. When morale reaches a low point, they will split back into smaller Furry Jades, all of which will immediately enter a limp state of defeat."

Lou Yue looked at the last two racial characteristics and his eyes went dark.

These guys turned out to be trash.

"But as long as we don't get hit, it'll be fine." Lou Yue muttered, "Anyway, we're just hiding in the back and firing magic cannons. As long as we don't get hit, there won't be any problem."

She muttered, and picked up another plump Mao Yu and stuffed it into the cabin.

This plump Mao Yu is almost three times the size of other Mao Yu, with a big tail and feels extremely good.

Lou Yue couldn't help but rub it a few more times.

This chubby Mao Yu immediately rubbed against Lou Yue and tried to fawn on her.

He looked at Lou Yue pitifully, clearly not wanting to enter this hateful torture device.

Lou Yue laughed and stuffed the pink fur jade into the cabin neatly.

The cabin was shaking, and the chubby Mao Yu didn't even have time to scream. He was swinging around in the cabin like an Indian flying cake.

After the results came out, Lou Yue looked at Mao Yu's talent.

"Feature [Big Eater] - Can swallow more food and hold more magic power."

Lou Yue looked at Mao Yu and couldn't help scratching her hair: "Power bank."

Both of the Mao Yu gave her surprises, so the remaining Mao Yu were killed one by one.

Especially when Lou Yue was about to leave because of something, these Mao Yus all cheered, as they were finally liberated.

But Lou Yue smiled at them and said, "This analyzer has records on it. Anyone who hasn't had a physical examination can see it clearly."

"So, you all have to go in there obediently, otherwise when I come back, if I find out someone's talent wasn't accepted, then there will be consequences, hehehe."

She laughed and said very gently, "It seems that I haven't used the kitchen here yet."

Several Mao Yu immediately cried out miserably.

It seems that these Mao Yu are very obedient.

Only then did Lou Yue leave her Witch Tower with a smile and come to the Ghost Town.

At night, she would start business again.

Lou Yue changed into her clothes - classic skin.

Armpit-baring shrine maiden costume!

Classics are classics. Lou Yue has counted them on his own magic website, and this outfit is still the most popular.

It even boosted the sales of this clothing.

Previously, several clothing store owners wanted to find Lou Yue to be their spokesperson, but Lou Yue declined.

At that time, she had not yet obtained the Star of Knowledge, and the list of Isaac Alchemy Cup had not been announced.

My worth was too low back then.

So, Lou Yue didn’t accept it!

If it were now, humph.

As long as the price is right, Lou Yue will accept it without hesitation.

The chapter title of the previous chapter was wrong, it should be chapter 230

Chapter 232 Witch Lifetime Achievement Award

Sitting on the second floor, Lou Yue glanced at the lively scene downstairs, then opened the magic net out of boredom.

Netizens are going crazy looking at the silly witch.

Lou Yue’s own account is slightly better.

Most of the conversation was about blood elves, discussing the racial characteristics and body structure of blood elves and the advantages and disadvantages of difficult movements.

However, most of them are a bit reserved.

Lou Yue sighed after seeing this.

I have been promoting it very hard, but the witches are still worried about it.

"Unless more people use it in the competition, or the witches completely give up on joining the Little Witch Club. Only then can the blood elves join the club."

Lou Yue muttered to herself and opened the Xuesan account interface again.

Wow——

The comments under the snow umbrella tweet are truly appalling.

I'm not a playground: slam dunk, slam dunk!

Supermarket: I'm in a hurry to post a big update, sister, can you please update more often? Don't take it all by yourself!

Miao Manman: Hurry, hurry, hurry, there are three sheep in the market. One is sheep A, and one is sheep C. Can you guess what sheep I have?

···

"Wow."

Lou Yue looked at the message with disgust, feeling that he had once again seen the witch's moral bottom line.

She tweeted: Looking at you with disgust.

Immediately, it attracted many messages.

: "Look at mine."

: Step on me hard! Sister Snow Umbrella!

One day, Xuesan went to a book signing event, but the organizers didn't have any chairs. Everyone was just looking at each other, but Xuesan patted my shoulder.

I immediately understood that I was Sister Snow Umbrella’s chair!

: I have a flexible body that allows me to flip over, with my limbs facing down and my belly facing up. It's definitely a great chair!

Lou Yue was simply too embarrassed to read it, so she had no choice but to post another of Hamus's adventure diaries.