Something is wrong with Miss Witch

Something is wrong with Miss Witch Author: Chi Mou Hong

Once, a reporter from Witch Daily interviewed the second-generation chief witch, Comrade Lou Yue: "Excuse me, Miss Lou Yue, some witches accuse you of selling audio, photos, and customized ASMR, which has led countless little witches astray and corrupted the atmosphere of witch society. What do you think?

Lou Yue replied righteously: This is pure slander! I just bring warm care to all the little witches and solve their problems in a practical way!

The reporter asked again: "Some people accuse you of being the chief witch because of some shady dealings. What do you think?"

Lou Yue replied: "Slander! It's pure slander! My becoming the chief witch has nothing to do with my roommate being the first generation chief witch!"

So, after writing "The Pink Book and the Chief Witch", the reporter was thrown into prison.

Chapter 1: Miss Lou Yue who can only live in a relief house

A broken cabinet, a broken table, a broken wooden door, a broken room.

As soon as you enter the door, the first thing you see is these junks.

There were uneven chairs that wobbled when you sat on them, embroidered tablecloths full of holes, a rotten wooden bed with only a torn quilt, and dilapidated wooden windows that creaked as soon as they were opened and could never be closed.

The old wooden wall was covered with black bacterial colonies and mottled wet marks, and hanging on the wall was a broken mirror that was full of cracks and half broken.

The roof was full of spider webs and rotten cracks from which rainwater dripped. The ground was covered with wooden basins used to collect water, but even these basins were rotten.

Either there is a missing edge or there is a big hole.

Looking around, there is only one word - broken.

If you think about it carefully, the word is - old.

But there are still three pounds of nails in the rotten boat, and there are also two dazzling guys in this broken house.

[1] It was the plaque hanging above the broken mirror. It was made of pure gold, with broken gemstones inlaid around the edges. But even so, it wasn't worth much.

The valuable part is the big words on it: [Witch Relief House], and the small words at the bottom: [Special Approval from the Witch Chief]

Just these few shabby and old words can keep this dilapidated little house standing in the city center where every inch of land is valuable, and avoid being demolished.

【2】The person in front of the mirror is a girl, eighteen years old. She is not tall, but she is very beautiful, and can be called a beauty that can only be described as stunning.

A beautiful row of long pink hair fell down to the calves, with the ends of the hair tinged with beautiful lavender.

His eyebrows are thin and long, but not like a girl's. They slant into his temples, giving him a very heroic look.

But it didn't bring her any dignity, instead it made people want to see her cry.

But her eyes were truly beautiful, shimmering and reflecting a pink glow. At first glance, they seemed charming and alluring. But a closer look revealed a sense of distance.

There is a small teardrop mole under the eye, which makes the girl look like a disaster.

Yet, this stunningly beautiful, yet seemingly troublesome girl actually lived in the Witch's Relief House. You have to know that this was a witch's relief house, a place where even witches who valued their reputation would rather sleep on the street than live, even though the Witch's Relief House had been built to be extremely luxurious due to the witch chief's anger a few years ago.

But witches who value their reputation more will definitely not live there.

But the girl stayed there.

Not only did they live there, they also sold everything inside, to the point where even rats passing by would be disgusted. If that witch official saw this, she would definitely be so ashamed and angry that her face would turn red and she would be furious.

You know, Donghai City has been selected as the happiest city in the East Continent Alliance for three years.

Now, the girl's appearance is like a slap in the face of the witch official.

But the girl had no choice, she was poor and still owed 30 million magic stones.

If he fails to pay it back, the 30 million will become the title of "untrustworthy" attached to Lou Yue's name.

In the witch world where face is important, this is equivalent to isolating oneself from the group and being despised by everyone.

But there's nothing I can do about it, since I was rescued from another dimension by a professional witch.

The Witch Council has a special agency to search for witches with witch blood who have not awakened and are still wandering around. After all, the three wars have created many such unfortunate wandering witch orphans.

But hey! The reward for saving the witch and all the expenses incurred must be borne by yourself.

Ouch! It hurts so much!

I don't know how you guys saved me! I just traveled through time and space as a witch, I don't even know anything, and you guys threw me here.

Even so, the money must be repaid.

The poor Lou Yue looked at the beauty in the mirror and touched his face and the teardrop mole.

She had long since accepted the fact that she had traveled through time as a girl. After all, witches only had one gender.

But even so, she was still amazed by her own face.

"Sure enough, if I want to pay back the loan, I have to rely on this face."

Lou Yue made up her mind and prepared to throw away her already pitifully little moral integrity.

Well, it's not surprising for a girl to have such thoughts. After all, she has the best looks, and it's a gift from God.

As long as you make up your mind, what money can't you make?

Lou Yue put on her cleanest and most respectable clothes—the school uniform, which was given free by the Witch School and custom-made. Even though she had never been to school, she still had a set of clothes.

A small anti-magic array is constructed using silk spun by an otherworldly spider, mixed with a little bit of mithril and mithril. It can resist classic spells like arcane missiles and fireball without any damage.

A red and black sailor suit with a pleated skirt.

Slip on calf socks and round-toed leather shoes. Add a burqa and you're almost there.

Look in the mirror and apply some blush eye shadow to make your face look more charming.

Apply lipstick instead of lipstick, as lipstick will make your lips look more rosy.

Lipstick only makes people look more mature.

Lou Yue believes that being a little childish may help her get better treatment.

"Boa~"

"Boa~"

Wearing a black pointed wide-brimmed witch hat, Lou Yue walked out of the shabby witch relief house that would make the witch officials extremely ashamed.

Colorful halos filled the sky, and a beautiful witch with various styles was riding a broom and speeding across the sky.

There are very few people on the extremely wide streets.

Most of them were apprentices like Lou Yue, wearing uniforms but not old enough to wield a broom.

Sadly, even though Lou Yue is an adult, he can only wear school uniforms and pretend to be a student.

Still a waste who hasn't learned magic!

Most of the students headed towards the East Coast District, where the cost of living was moderate and there was a wide variety of entertainment options. The area looked much like modern society, with densely packed skyscrapers.

But Lou Yue is going to the West District, a place only adults can go!

Students are not allowed to enter.

Bad kids who are caught will be punished.

The style is completely different from that of the East District. The main body is composed of a forest of dense and tall trees, and the fluorescent colorful moss illuminates the wide forest paths.

Clubs, bars and shops filled with complex, elegant and elf-style are hidden in the shade of lush trees.

When they were almost at the west district, Lou Yue suddenly had more companions.

Each of them is a beautiful older sister, wearing either complicated or simple dresses, with various light fragrances wafting from their bodies.

However, Lou Yue's cheeks turned red due to their puzzled and strange gazes.

Whoa whoa whoa!

please!

Stop looking at me!

Such a small girl wearing a school uniform, is she also coming to the West District?

I know what you are thinking!

Please, please stop staring at me!

Lou Yue suddenly quickened her pace, wanting to quickly get away from these older sisters who were staring at her.

but!but!

Lou Yue was disheartened to find that it seemed to be of no use.

The older sisters' legs are longer than hers! She is short and her legs are no match for them.

It turns out that a small car can’t drive as fast as a big car!

Lou Yue had no choice but to slow down, as she was a little out of breath after the brisk walk just now.

Such a Lou Yue also made the older sisters smile gently.

At the entrance to the west area, there is a floating crystal as tall as a person, which is responsible for transmission and verification.

Lou Yue lined up and stood in front of the crystal.

The badge on his chest flashed with light, and Lou Yue was qualified to enter the West District.

After all, she is an adult.

The scenery in the West District is completely different from the forest-like appearance outside, and it is very lively.

The chirping of birds and the whispering of swallows are endless, the fragrance is mixed together, and all kinds of beautiful big sisters are simply filling your eyes.

This made Lou Yue a little excited and a little nervous.

Chapter 2 Witch's Psychological Comfort and Enlightenment Mentor

Look ahead, big cars.

Look back, big sister.

Being the shortest one, Lou Yue felt a bit pressured.

At the entrance, there is a huge wooden sign.

It was covered with various recruitment information, and Lou Yue saw it and hurried over.

This thing, I am extremely familiar with it.

A bottle of beer, a pack of cigarettes, and a day of squatting in front of the recruitment board.

Wow, this is what home feels like.

The recruitment board is covered with recruitment information, colorful and with built-in naked-eye 3D.

Zuo gets a monthly salary of 4,000 plus commission, and free lunch.

The one on the right provides food and accommodation, plus a 70% commission.

It was so dazzling that Lou Yue felt dizzy.

She had just arrived in the Witch World and was living in a relief house and eating free buffet meals from roadside vending machines.

I have no idea about the situation outside.

As for whether the work is good or bad, she doesn't know.

She tiptoed, trying to find a good job carefully.

But she was really dizzy and felt groggy.

What are these recruitment informations for, all of which are colorful? They look like advertisements.

Lou Yue complained and suddenly froze.

These witches, wouldn't they really use the recruitment column as an advertising column?

Lou Yue, waking up from a dream, suddenly looked at the recruitment information.

All recruitment information would indicate the advantages of [good company atmosphere, friendly colleagues], and she hurriedly clicked in to take a look.

A large amount of employee information popped up, each with a photo of their face covered with special effects.

Wow! You really treat the job postings section as an advertisement.