I am at the highest level, living a life of eating and waiting to die in the fairy world of supernat

I am at the highest level, living a life of eating and waiting to die in the world of immortal heroes with a supernatural style. Author: Jian Fei Jing Tian

【brief introduction】

I traveled through time and was born at the highest level, which was OK, but how come my mother with a willow-like waist could beat my strong father?

In this world, women lead troops to fight in wars, while men stay at home to take care of their wives and children? Girls must practice hard to achieve success, while boys should be good-looking and good at playing the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, so that they can marry into a good family?

Wait, what do the water ghost on the beam, the private school where the sound of reading can still be heard after it was burned down, the rule since ancient times that people should not travel at night, and the "sage" who likes to eat human ears mean?

A fairy tale horror story?

Gu Jiu felt that there was something wrong with this world, but all he thought about was how to just eat and wait for death.

“Isn’t life just a story of eating, drinking, sleeping and always being at the top?” - said Gu Jiuru, the laziest saint in history in a certain year and month.

Chapter 1: Sucking Milk Based on One's Ability

More than ten days have passed, and the little movie is still playing in Gu Jiu's mind.

These short films include sword techniques, knife techniques, gun techniques, stick techniques, boxing techniques, book drawing techniques, the 18th set of radio gymnastics... everything is included, and they also come with explanations, and they have not stopped until now.

As long as he played these things in his mind once, Gu Jiu felt that he had mastered it.

This feeling is really wonderful, and even has a kind of pleasure. Perhaps only the word "enlightenment" can describe this feeling.

Gu Jiu had had such a beautiful dream before. He thought that he was a genius and could learn anything as soon as he thought of it. Then his mother would no longer have to worry about his studies.

Unexpectedly, such a thing actually happened to him, and it was given to him automatically, but what the hell was it that he turned into a baby?

Yes, he traveled through time and became a baby boy.

Every day, the beautiful young lady in ancient gauze dress would come to feed him milk after feeding a baby girl who was about the same age as him, which made Gu Jiu feel excited.

However, no matter how full the baby is, it is not noticeable. As a weak baby, all he can do every day is to try his best to eat enough.

For some reason, this young lady who could be considered his wet nurse didn't seem to like him very much.

If it weren't for Gu Jiu's excellent oral skills, which made the wet nurse addicted to breastfeeding, he might really not be full.

Every time after feeding, the little sister named Xiaoxiang always looked depressed and complained: "How can a boy eat so much at once?"

What's wrong with a boy drinking more milk? He didn't eat your... Bah! He did drink your milk.

Gu Jiu couldn't help but sigh that he really relied on his own abilities to make a living.

The days passed one by one, and the various skill scenes playing in Gu Jiu's mind finally stopped after two months.

Only then did Gu Jiu realize that even though the feeling of "enlightenment" was indeed very pleasant, it was still very pleasant and still made him feel like vomiting.

This feeling of vomiting directly caused him to vomit milk, which made the wet nurse very unhappy.

The wet nurse named Xiaoxiang wiped the milk off her body while looking at Gu Jiu coldly, as if she wanted to beat him up.

"MMP, it turns out that this child is not your biological child." Gu Jiu could do nothing but burst into tears.

When Xiaoxiang saw Gu Jiu crying, she didn't do anything in the end. She just fanned him with her eager hands.

On a sunny day, Nanny Xiaoxiang was in a good mood and finally agreed to take Gu Jiu out for a walk.

But the next scene refreshed Gu Jiu's three views.

After being born for so long, he has only met his mother twice, and both times she seemed indifferent to him. However, his father loves him more and comes to coax him every day.

Gu Jiu never expected that his mother would have such a terrible side.

The parents must have had a little argument that day, and the angry father was beaten by his mother as soon as he spoke too much.

A relatively strong man, nearly 1.8 meters tall, was beaten by a woman with a slender waist like a willow, leaving him with no chance to fight back.

From Gu Jiu's observation, this is definitely not the man giving in to the woman, but the man really cannot beat the woman.

Gu Jiu couldn't understand why his mother, with such a small body, could burst out with such great strength. Over-shoulder throws and flying cloud kicks were so easy for her to do without any delay!

In the end, the mother passed away, leaving behind only the father covered in dust.

Just when Gu Jiu was still in shock, his father hugged him and burst into tears, "My poor child, why are you a boy? I don't know how much bullying you will suffer in the future!"

What the hell is this about boys having a miserable life? Are you sure you didn't find yourself a vicious tigress who knows martial arts?

This was the first time that Gu Jiu discovered that this world seemed a little abnormal.

After that, Gu Jiu continued to suck milk and grow hard, so much so that the room used for breastfeeding in the Gu family could always be filled with bursts of women's moans.

I don’t know when it started, but this nanny started to like telling stories.

She would usually tell the baby girl next to her a heartwarming story like the tadpole looking for its mother, and then tell him a few ghost stories.

There's a man-eating monster in the river outside the town, one that's already eaten at least ten people. There's also the story of a family in the next town having everyone cut off their tongues overnight, which the woman of the house then used as necklaces, hanging them on the Buddha statue they enshrine at home. And there's also the story of a dilapidated old private school where you can always hear the sound of children reading. Remember, that school was burned down by a madman ten years ago, killing at least thirty children. How could there be any students now?

These ghost stories were told so vividly, especially with the nanny's somewhat eerie expression, even Gu Jiu sometimes thought they were real and was so scared that he just wanted to pee.

"MMP, how come when a girl is a tadpole looking for its mother, it becomes a collection of ghost stories when it comes to me?" Gu Jiu pondered and gradually confirmed that this nanny girl did not like him and even looked down on him.

Just like she was a servant, but only regarded her mother as the master, and looked down on her own father.

That night, the nanny began to tell him the story of a "man-eating water ghost".

She first ate a few melon seeds, then drank a sip of water. Her expression suddenly became serious, and she slowly said, "Gu Jiu, the Wang family of four in Huangshui Village, twenty miles away, all died a few days ago. Guess what happened?"

After hearing the other party's storytelling-like question, Gu Jiu was confused and thought to himself, "What can I do? I'm just a baby, what else can I do?"

However, in order to cooperate with this nanny who didn't like him very much, Gu Jiu still waved his little hands and acted uneasy.

After all, he found that being a baby was really boring. All he did every day was eat and sleep. It was quite nice to have this nanny telling him ghost stories in different ways.

Seeing Gu Jiu's reaction, Nanny Xiaoxiang suddenly became excited and whispered, "The Wang family just gave birth to a pair of twins, a boy and a girl, and they're all gone! It's said that Huangshui Village used to sacrifice a pair of young boys and girls to the river outside the village every ten years. Later, due to the decrease in children in the village, this custom was gradually abolished. The water ghost was very hungry, so it came out to find food. You don't know, it likes to eat newborn babies like you the most."

When she said this, the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, making a somewhat scary smile.

Gu Jiu had to admit that Xiaoxiang's storytelling was very moving. If he hadn't watched a lot of horror movies in his previous life, such as Sadako, Coconut, and The Countryside Corpse, he would have been scared to death.

Thinking that she could cooperate with the nanny, Gu Jiu pretended to cry. However, the nanny was still not satisfied and whispered, "Little Jiujiu, do you know what the water ghost looks like?"

Gu Jiu cried even harder.

"According to the woman whose eyes were gouged out, the water ghost was emerald green all over and looked like a ball of waterweed, but its eyes were blue and as big as copper bells. Its claws were also blue, and its nails were a foot long."

At this time, a gust of cold wind blew, causing the candlelight in the room to shake continuously, making Xiaoxiang's face look even more terrifying.

Gu Jiu was bewildered. He looked at the green "water grass" that suddenly appeared on the beam and thought to himself, "This must be an illusion."

Then he saw the pair of blue eyes as big as copper bells again and thought to himself, "This must be an illusion!"

Then he saw the ice-blue nails that were curled because they were too long, and his heart suddenly collapsed and he burst into tears.

He wanted to say, Xiaoxiang, stop telling stories and take a look at what's above your head!

But the baby can never speak.

When Gu Jiu's crying filled the whole house, the ghost lying on the beam couldn't help but open its bloody mouth.

Its mouth looks like a cut on the face with a knife, which is very scary.

Yes, it is laughing.

Gu Jiu was so frightened that he peed all over Xiaoxiang's face while she was still telling a story.

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Chapter 2 Born to be Holy

Nanny Xiaoxiang was suddenly peed on in the face by Gu Jiu and she stood there in a daze, not able to react for a while.

Being peed on in the face by a man, especially a baby, is something that is somewhat embarrassing no matter what.

Now Gu Jiu had no time to pay attention to the angry face of the nanny, because the water ghost had already stuck its head down and was staring at him with a weird smile on its face.

"Damn! Damn! Damn! I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" Faced with this species that only appeared in novels, Gu Jiu suddenly panicked.

The next moment, the water ghost jumped down from the beam and landed without making a sound.

Just as the other party slowly approached the cradle, Gu Jiu suddenly remembered something.

Little movie!

The moves that had been playing in his mind before were already deeply engraved in his mind, so much so that he always felt that he had learned these things for a long time.

Most of these moves involved swordplay, stickplay, and gunplay, which, as a baby, he naturally couldn't perform. However, there were also some moves that didn't require the use of the body.

Like a gust of cold wind, the water ghost instantly jumped onto the shoulder of the nanny Xiaoxiang.

Xiaoxiang had just wiped the liquid off her face and was about to deal with Gu Jiu when she suddenly felt something on her left shoulder and turned her head to look.

When she saw this, she felt her scalp explode.

Before she could scream, the water ghost's sharp claws grabbed her eyeballs with an extremely cruel look.

At this critical moment, Gu Jiu suddenly let out a loud cry.

"Sword Saint's Secret Technique: Soul-Breaking Sword!"

At this moment, the water ghost's body seemed to solidify and stood still there.

In Gu Jiu's sight, a smoke-like object quickly emerged from the water ghost's body, forming a translucent bubble.

Gu Jiu guessed that this bubble might be the water ghost soul mentioned in the skill description.

Without any hesitation, Gu Jiu narrowed his eyes slightly, and his gaze became as bright as lightning in an instant.

With a "swish" sound, as if paper was being torn, the vengeful spirit of the water ghost was shattered in an instant, turned into wisps of green smoke, and disappeared.

Its soulless body lost its support in an instant, and fell from the frightened Xiaoxiang's shoulder with a thud, landing on the ground, leaving only a layer of smelly human skin covered with water weeds.

After hitting the target with one blow, Gu Jiu felt a splitting headache and his whole body felt as if it had been hollowed out.

Soon, his eyelids began to twitch, and then he fell into endless darkness...

Yes, he was really tired.

This was the first time Gu Jiu tried to use the skills in his mind, but he didn't expect to kill a notorious water ghost in one go.

The price he paid was being in a coma for three days and three nights.

Just when the Gu family thought that he had been harmed by a water ghost and had his soul taken away, and was about to die, Gu Jiu woke up, feeling extremely hungry and crying loudly.

Xiaoxiang was frightened and lying in bed, unable to breastfeed, so the Gu family borrowed a wet nurse from another wealthy family in the town.

And this temporary nanny lady was almost sucked to pieces by Gu Jiu.

At this point, Gu Jiu got the title of "breast-sucking maniac".

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Time flies. In the blink of an eye, Gu Jiu is already twelve years old and his reputation is not good.

He is very lazy, extremely lazy.

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, and sleep for at least nine hours a day.

Someone once saw with their own eyes that a vinegar bottle nearby fell over, and Gu Jiu just watched without helping.

If it weren't for his father who always protected him, and if the Gu family was not considered a wealthy family in the local area and had no worries about food and drink, Gu Jiu would probably have been kicked out of the house long ago.

During this period of growth, Gu Jiu finally understood some things, such as the worldview of this world.

This is a dynasty called Tang. Its architectural style is similar to that of the ancient Tang Dynasty in China, but it is completely different from the historical Tang Dynasty.

This is not only because ghosts really exist in this world, but also because of the phenomenon of women being superior to men.

Yes, it was not accidental that his father was beaten by his mother and cried loudly, and that his nanny Xiaoxiang disliked him and even looked down on him as the young master of the family. It was normal.

In this world, women's status is naturally higher than men's, and the head of a family is often a woman.

For example, Gu Jiu's family took their mother Gu Xinyue's surname.

All of this is due to the existence of something called "the essence of heaven and earth".

The vital energy of heaven and earth can greatly increase a person's strength, and women have a natural advantage over men in perceiving and using the vital energy of heaven and earth.

This is the main reason why men in this world, although their muscles are more developed than women, generally cannot beat women.