Collapse Simulator: Raging at the Imaginary Tree

"..."

Obviously, the system doesn't want to pay attention to this idiot.

It was a small pink box, lightly tied with an exquisite gift ribbon.

It is obvious that the owner of the box is a girl with a very girly heart.

Yun Ling only needed to exert a little force to pull the gift ribbon open.

He took a deep breath and opened the box.

A gorgeous pink crystal flower lay quietly at the bottom of the small box.

He took out the crystal flower and carefully observed this exquisite "work of art".

The beautiful crystals sparkled in the sunlight shining through the window.

It slowly floated in the air, and then slowly merged into Yun Ling's chest.

"???"

Yun Ling was completely confused and had no idea what was going on.

At this time, we need to ask the universal system.

"Dog System, come out and explain."

"Call me daddy." The system retaliated directly.

"piss off."

Yun Ling just gave up. Can Ai Men still harm us?

Yun Ling opened his phone, glanced at the time and date, and suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Hmm? How long have I slept?"

"72 hours." The system replied kindly.

"NM! School is starting!" Yun Ling couldn't help but swear.

But seeing that it was already half past eight on his phone, Yun Ling was no longer in a hurry.

After all, it's already late...

After taking a leisurely shower, changing his clothes, and making breakfast, he slowly walked towards Qianyu Academy.

“The weather is so sunny today and the scenery is beautiful everywhere~”

Yun Ling hummed a little tune and walked towards the school slowly.

However, there was a sound of hurried running, and when Yun Ling turned his head, a white-haired ball rushed towards him.

Thump~

As expected, both of them lay down.

"Ouch..." Kiana rubbed her buttocks.

I played games too late last night and accidentally overslept. When I woke up, I found that it was almost nine o'clock.

Kiana then hurriedly ran towards Qianyu Academy, and then accidentally...

Yun Ling dusted himself off. Fortunately, his physical fitness had been improved, otherwise he might have broken several ribs after being hit by Kiana.

Yun Ling himself had not expected to meet the ultimate invincible giant (TM) and cute Kiana in this way, and he couldn't help feeling a little excited.

He stood up first, smiled brightly, and extended his hand to Kiana.

Huh? Why does this scene seem familiar?

Kiana was also stunned. She looked up at Yun Ling, the man who looked exactly like the lover in her dreams... At this moment, he was also doing the same actions.

Kiana swallowed, could it be that... the dream she had was a precognitive dream?

She just stared at Yun Ling blankly, her lips moving a few times but no sound came out.

After a long time, Yun Ling's smile became a little stiff. Could it be that his intentions were too obvious?

With such master-level acting skills, it shouldn't be so easy to reveal that he is lusting after her body, right?

"Dog system, did you send me a counterfeit product?"

"Don't blame the uneven road for your own failures."

"Are you hurt? Do you need me to help you up?" Yun Ling asked gently, and gestured with his hand again.

Kiana blinked, looked at Yun Ling's hand, then slowly stretched out her hand and held Yun Ling's hand.

Yun Ling felt like he was starting to drift off. Oh my God, is this Kiana's hand?

As a single person who was deeply affected by Honkai Impact 3rd, I never dreamed that one day I would really be able to hold Kiana's hand.

It's so cold I don't want to let go...

However, before Yun Ling could feel it for long, he suddenly felt a huge force.

Kiana's eyes were filled with anger, but Yun Ling had no time to react.

He was thrown into the air, his vision spinning, and then he fell heavily to the ground.

Kiana gave Yun Ling an over-the-shoulder throw!

Who am I? Where am I? Why did Kiana throw me over the shoulder?

Could it be that even master-level acting skills can no longer conceal my desires?

No, it must be that what the system gives you is a counterfeit or inferior product.

RNM, get your money back!

……

Chapter 11 makes this imperfect story become what I expected it to be!

Yun Ling felt a burning pain in his back and forgot to get up for a moment.

Kiana shook her ponytail and walked towards the school angrily.

But Kiana soon realized what she was doing.

Precognitive dreams? Is it possible to believe such a ridiculous thing?

She thought for a few seconds and then turned around.

Seeing Yun Ling's painful expression, Kiana inexplicably felt a little uncomfortable in her heart.

Kiana put her hands behind her back, a look of embarrassment on her face: "Um...are you okay?"

She stretched out her white hand, and at this moment, the roles were reversed.

Yun Ling was about to get up, but when he heard this question, he simply lay on the ground and didn't move.

"It hurts a bit, I can't get up, could you please help me to the infirmary?"

"what?"

A trace of panic appeared on the kind-hearted Kiana's face. She hurriedly pulled Yun Ling's hand and placed it on her shoulder, helping him walk towards Qianyu Academy.

"Wait, how do you know I'm from Chiba Academy?"

Kiana's mind suddenly became smart for a moment.

Yun Ling couldn't help but give her an idiotic look: "...Because you're wearing the Qianyu Academy uniform."

"Yes...yes." Kiana scratched her head.

Well, this paramecium doesn't look very smart. Let's see if I can trick her into being my wife.

Yun Ling quietly felt Kiana's soft body and the intoxicating fragrance in her hair.

Unfortunately, it didn't take long before we arrived at Qianyu Academy and found the infirmary with the guidance of the security guard.

"What happened to him?" The teacher in the medical room looked at the two of them in confusion.

"Uh..."

Kiana scratched her face in embarrassment, not knowing how to explain.

Yun Ling immediately thought of an excuse: "I tripped when I jumped down from the wall and fell, but luckily I landed on my back."

"Climb over the wall?" The teacher narrowed his eyes.

"I promise it won't happen again." Yun Ling said seriously.

"...Forget it, lift up your clothes and let me see."

Obviously, facing Yun Ling's positive attitude of admitting his mistakes, the teacher didn't want to care too much.

Yun Ling lifted up his clothes, exposing his barely muscular body in front of the two men.

Kiana blushed and turned her head away.

"It doesn't seem to be very serious. After disinfection and applying some medicine, it will be fine. However, to avoid any sequelae, I suggest you go to the hospital."

"Ok."

"I have other things to do. Let this girl apply medicine to you." The teacher silently left the infirmary and ran outside to smoke.

Having been a doctor for many years, she could tell at a glance that Yun Ling was fine, just had a little skin breakage.

He even asked a girl to help him over, and his intention was very clear.

However, she doesn't mind giving assists to the two of them.

After all, in this world where there are more women than men, heterosexuality is still quite rare.

"Um...classmate, I'm leaving it to you." Yun Ling said to Kiana who was distracted at the side.

Kiana nodded and began to apply medicine to Yun Ling.

"My name is Yun Ling, what's yours?" Yun Ling asked.

He would never make the mistake that the second-part male protagonist often makes, calling the other person by their name before they tell you. Isn't this simply a sign of brain abnormality and underdeveloped cerebellum?

"Yun Ling... My name is Kiana, Kiana Kaslana."

Kiana looked relieved.

Because the scene of that dream keeps flashing through my mind.

It was like some kind of warning, madly reminding her to stay away from the man in front of her, because he was very dangerous.

Now that she heard the name was different, Kiana finally felt relieved.

Sure enough, it was just an ordinary dream.

Perhaps I caught a glimpse of him in the crowd and inadvertently remembered his appearance.

Kiana comforted herself in this way.

The two of them chatted quietly, and Kiana developed a slight liking for this talkative boy.

Of course, it is also possible that he responded to Yun Ling out of guilt.

However, both of them tacitly did not mention the fact that Kiana had just thrown Yun Ling over the shoulder.

Kiana was too embarrassed to mention it, and Yun Ling thought that Kiana had discovered that he had exposed his desires, so he didn't dare to mention it.

But even so, Kiana still helped him to the infirmary and applied medicine to him regardless of past grudges.

As expected, Kiana is a little angel.

Kiana put the medicine away, wiped her nose, and said proudly, "That's almost it."

"So fast? I didn't even feel anything."

Yun Ling was a little surprised. He didn't even feel any pain.

"I've been on my own for a long time, so I'm pretty good at this kind of thing."

Kiana scratched her head sheepishly and gave a slightly silly smile.

Yun Ling: “…”

Kiana suddenly remembered something: "By the way, how do I get to Class B, Grade 1?"