After Boqi moved into my closet, the quiet life is gone forever

Chaoyang broke one of her fingers without any hesitation and continued to drink tea quietly.

Damn this Chinese guy, but I feel like he's more measured than Lily Ling and won't kill her right away. I can't afford to betray my feelings, so I'll just kick this pink-haired country bumpkin out first. I'll stay here and figure out how to get back. Now that my body feels free from the constraints of the contract, I'm glad to be free of Lily Ling. As long as I can escape this strange world, I can return to the Demon Realm.

"Your name is Chaoyang, right? Actually, I just got here and I'm still scared, so I deliberately put on a fierce look. I'm really sorry for what happened just now. Ahem, please, I really want to go home. This may be the only way to get home. Can I stay here?"

Chaoyang certainly knew that Sandwich's personality couldn't be like this unless she used some magical props, but she was right, this closet might be the only way to send them home.

After a sigh

"I can't do anything about you. You can live in the upper closet. I'll clear out the clutter and let you stay there later."

[Damn it, I'm sure my personality has also been forcibly changed because of Pochi's time travel.]

The goal was achieved and Sandwich Sauce began to chuckle in his mind.

[He's such an easy guy to deal with~, first step was a huge success! The next step is to get rid of that pink-haired bumpkin.]

8. Sandwich Sauce applies to join the battle!

"Why are the only food items bean sprouts? This is worse than when I was with Lily Bell! And I have to share a closet with this woman!"

After looking at the stir-fried bean sprouts and pickled radishes on the low table, Sandwich Sauce slammed his hands on the table and yelled at Chaoyang, his saliva spraying on Chaoyang's face.

Pochi was frightened and took two steps towards Chaoyang, looking at Sandwich Sauce tremblingly.

Chaoyang just calmly took a piece of tissue and wiped his face, then said to Pochi

"Pochi-chan, don't be afraid of Sandwich-chan. She's just strong on the outside but weak on the inside. Sandwich-chan, do you think I really like bean sprouts? My expenses this month have completely exceeded my budget. We're living on credit cards now, don't you understand? If you're not happy, go earn some money for me!"

"Wow, wow, I can't hear you, I can't hear you. Chinese people's Japanese is too poor to understand."

Sandwich Sauce rolled around on the tatami with his hands covering his ears like a primary school student.

However, this did reduce Pochi's fear of the sandwich sauce.

[…Unexpectedly, he has a childlike temper. He seems even more childish than Erli, but he doesn't seem that scary.]

When Chaoyang saw that Sandwich was playing tricks, he didn't want to punish her like Lily Ling. After all, she had a cute face, so he was a little hesitant to do it.

I just let her make noise and ate my meal quietly.

"Kick this woman out who only knows how to eat. I've watched her play guitar all day and it's useless!"

"You have no right to say that to Pochi. You didn't help either."

Chaoyang rolled his eyes and complained while chewing bean sprouts.

"Hehe, I'm the one who does the housework. Look, I cleaned up the bloodstains in the room!"

"That's your own blood. If you hadn't attacked me and Pochi, I wouldn't have wanted to hurt you. Since you've decided to stay, behave yourself, and don't bully Pochi!"

Ignoring Chaoyang's words, Sandwich moved behind Pochi and pulled Pochi's cheeks hard with both hands.

"Tsk, what's so good about this shady character? Could it be that she's already slept with you? That's why you're so protective of her?"

“…Please stop, stop, it hurts, save me Chaoyang.”

Pochi's face was extremely funny under the pull of the sandwich sauce. Chaoyang calmly put down his bowl and chopsticks, and suddenly burst out with a knife to chop at the exposed thin neck of the sandwich sauce.

"Click"

As Sandwich Sauce's gaze moved uncontrollably downward, a crisp sound came from her neck, announcing her death.

"I told you not to bully Pochi-chan. Can't you just get along with her? She might be the only person in the world who has the same situation as you."

Chaoyang gave Sandwich Sauce a earnest education after it was resurrected.

"Asshole, you tried to reattach my neck before teaching me a lesson!"

He sighed softly and looked at her still mumbling head.

"Really? Can you please stop asking for trouble? I'm different from Yurisuzu, and we don't have a contractual relationship. There's no need to be so aggressive towards me and Pochi-chan, right?"

Chaoyang said as she placed Sandwich-chan's head back onto her neck.

Then, Sandwich Sauce's body began to undergo miraculous changes, like two magnets attracting each other, and it returned to its original state.

"I was just joking with this pink-haired shorty!"

"Ah... is that so? Yes, I'm sorry..."

Pochi immediately believed Sandwich's words and bowed his head to apologize to her.

"Don't trust her so easily. This girl is simply bullying you. You don't know her true nature yet, do you? Go watch her anime. The fact that she's punished by Yuri Suzu every day is ninety-nine percent her own fault."

"Yeah~"

When she heard Chaoyang talking about her, Sandwich shamelessly stuck out her tongue and made a scissors hand gesture.

Chaoyang's words seemed to have piqued Pochi's curiosity. She blinked and then turned to look at Sandwich-chan, as if reassessing her.

"Alright, sandwich sauce, eat first. It's almost Wednesday. The delivery wages are paid every Wednesday, and the food will be improved then. To be honest, I can't stand eating bean sprouts and the like every day. From now on, all the housework at home will be handed over to you. I will do my best to help send you back to your own world."

“Oh…oh.”

This Chinese guy is definitely easier to talk to than Lily Ling... even though their living conditions are a bit harsher. Damn, I was teleported to this place for no apparent reason, just taking a nap during lunch break... What is Lily Ling doing now? Ultimately, it's because she summoned me that I'm in this situation! When I get back, I'm going to kill her to vent my anger!

"I'm done eating and going out to work. You two should get along well. If Sandwich-chan bullies you, come back and tell me. Our supper tonight will be snake meat hot pot."

"Ah good……"

Pochi nodded bewilderedly.

"Hey, don't agree so easily, pink-haired guy!"

"I think it's okay to leave them both alone. Sandwich Sauce is from a comedy comic, so she probably wouldn't actually hurt anyone. I'm a little worried, though. But I have no choice but to survive."

After packing up and folding the uniform and putting it in the backpack, I set off towards the sun.

Pochi instantly hid in the closet, covered himself with the sheet, and secretly watched Sandwich Sauce's every move through his eyes.

At this time, Sandwich Sauce, like a good wife and mother, began to clean up the dishes and washed them gently in the sink. Pochi poked his head out of the closet and saw that Sandwich Sauce had already washed the dishes and walked back to the closet. Pochi thought Sandwich Sauce was going to bully him again and immediately squatted down to defend himself.

"Pink-haired guy is in the way, I need to air out the bedding!"

"Ah...yes, sorry."

Pochi immediately crawled out on all fours and knelt in the corner of the room, watching Sandwich doing the housework skillfully.

"Ah, why do I feel like such a failure in life? Even this monster seems more useful than me."

Pochi looked so lost that even the hair on the sides of his head seemed to be drooping down weakly.

“Tea after work is really delicious~”

In a blink of an eye, Sandwich Sauce had finished his housework, brewed two cups of tea and placed them on the table. He picked up one of them and drank it leisurely.

"Pink Hair~ This cup is for you. Since I live here, you will be my subordinate from now on. I will take good care of you, hahahaha~"

"Ah...thank you, thank you."

Pochi scrambled to the table and carefully picked up the teacup.

“…that…that…”

"Just call me Sandwich-sama!"

"Mr. Sandwich... do you know any magic spells?"

After getting used to the existence of the sandwich sauce, Pochi finally couldn't bear his curiosity and asked

"...Well...I'm a top-level demon. I possess abilities that a useless brain like yours can't even begin to imagine~"

Pochi suddenly burst into tears and cried as if he was grabbing a life-saving straw.

"...Is there any way for me to return to my own world? I really want to see my parents, Erli, and the Evil God again..."

"Huh? Didn't you hear what we just said? If I could, I would have returned to the demon world long ago. Who would want to get along with a human like you?!"

It's not that Pochi doesn't know this, but Sandwich is the only one around her who is obviously a fantasy species. She can't help but still want to find the answer from Sandwich, who doesn't play by the rules.

Sandwich-chan seemed a little overwhelmed when he saw Pochi's out-of-control emotions.

"Hmph, look, your tears are making this cheap tea even more unpalatable!"

Pochi tried hard to suppress his tears and slowly raised his head.

"I was inexplicably summoned from the demonic realm and forced to work like a slave. I don't know how long it's been. How long have you been?"

Sandwich tried to comfort Pochi in her own way.

"...I have a hypothesis. Maybe the two of us came to this world because of that Chinese guy! He actually knows magic, and he's a virgin pervert. He likes beautiful girls, so he invited you and me to start a harem!"

"Yes, is that so?"

When Pochi heard Sandwich's nonsense, she was so confused that she actually believed it a little.

"That's got to be it! He's so good to you, he's either a traitor or a thief! You're just lucky to have run into me. If we kill him, maybe we can return to our own world~~ Hey, pink-haired guy, how about we work together? You attract his attention and I'll deliver the fatal blow? As soon as he comes back, take him to bed, and when you're both naked and ready to do it, I'll finish him off from behind!"

"Unreasonable, unreasonable, unreasonable, unreasonable!"

After hearing Sandwich Sauce's outrageous plan, Pochi finally came to his senses and immediately shook his head violently to refuse.

Sandwich saw Pochi's reaction.

[Damn it! How dare she disobey a demon like me? If this woman finds out about this plan and tells that Chinese guy, I'm in big trouble. I'll have to fool her and settle the score with her later.]

"Haha, seeing how serious you are, I just wanted to test whether you want to harm that Chinese person. It seems you are a good kid, so I feel relieved, haha~ But don't tell that Chinese person what I just said, otherwise he will hate you. You really believed what I said just now and suspected that he was behind it, right?"

Pochi was suddenly filled with shame, as if he had really committed a great sin.

"However, since you realize your mistake, I will help you hide it, mehaha."

[This guy is as easy to deal with as Medusa~~ Looks like we'll have one more slave from now on.]

……

Late at night, Chaoyang returned to the dilapidated apartment and walked up to the second floor with heavy steps.

"Ok?"

Chaoyang saw the man who had scolded him for being too noisy last time standing in front of his neighbor's house, smoking. There were many cigarette butts at his feet, and it seemed that he had been standing there for a long time. He also had a backpack on his back.

"Good evening……"

"Huh? It's you, a foreigner, just back from work?"

The neighbors' attitude seemed unusually relaxed today.

"Yes, may I ask what this is..."

"After being stared at and scolded by a stinky old man at the company all day, I came back and realized that I forgot to bring my keys and the administrator was not there. Hahaha, do you think I deserved it? I think I was mad at you last time."

"Well, it was indeed a bit noisy at my house last time. I can understand that, but I did feel a little unhappy."

"Huh, laugh if you want."

"Is your balcony open? It shouldn't be locked."

Chaoyang looked at the office animal in front of him, wondering if his personality had indeed been transformed into that of a goody-goody. Anyway, he felt quite pitiful and wanted to help him.

"what do you mean……"

"Climb over my house."

Chaoyang's suggestion surprised the neighbor man. He nodded, looking a little embarrassed.

"Ah, this... is this really possible?"

"It's okay. I don't want to see you standing here all night. Come on."

Chaoyang said, taking out the key and opening his door.

The neighbor man followed Chaoyang into the house and smiled apologetically.

"Thanks. I'm so sorry."

[I copied it, but I forgot that I have extra sandwich sauce at home now.]

"Wait a moment!"