The social phobia substitute will not dream of the band girl

"Ahahaha, it's truly an honor... By the way...what's that 'bounce'?"

"It's the cry of a rabbit."

No, so why should I imitate a rabbit's call?! Should I feel honored? After all, the idea of ​​a super-smart all-around sister being the secret maid of a sickly, useless brother sounds like it would easily excite those high school boys, right? And do rabbits really call? It seems like I've never heard of one before, but I did eat a lot...

The long-standing tacit understanding between the Asuka siblings made it easy for Shi to read Hira Nobu's doubts from his/her expression, but he/she had no intention of hiding it. If a person cannot express his/her true feelings in front of his/her family, then his/her mental state will sooner or later be in trouble.

"I just learned this today, please praise me quickly."

"Good good..."

Because their brother was seriously ill and bedridden due to his half-grown growth, the height difference between Asuka and his sister was only 3cm. Therefore, every time Heishin patted her head to show her encouragement, the two of them would inevitably look at each other.

How should I put it? Every time I saw Shi's expressionless poker face, Pingxin felt a little embarrassed. After all, Shi was an adult now. Had I taken good care of her? Was I too cold, too perfunctory towards my sister? Had I fulfilled my responsibilities as a big brother?

*I examine myself three times a day.

Thinking of this, he added, "...you're always so cute, and you look great in your school uniform today. It was definitely the right decision to have you come to school."

As mentioned, during his first year of junior high, Asuka Maheishin fell into a long sleep due to an unexplained illness. Upon waking, he was extremely weak and required a large amount of nutrition daily. His parents in this life searched the world for clues to a cure, so the two siblings lived together in a large villa within Tokyo's second ring road.

During that time, Shi gave up the opportunity to go to school and spend time with her peers, choosing to stay home and take care of her brother. To prove that she could do a better job than the housekeepers, Shi also aspired to become her brother's personal maid. In fact, if it weren't for Hiranobu's insistence, Shi might have actually worn a maid outfit and gone to school with him.

But if that were the case, the younger sister would probably only receive the approval of the principal, the encouragement of the teachers, and the love of her classmates, while the "culprit" and devilish brother would probably only receive cold stares from everyone and pork chop rice in the police station. Now that I think of it, I'm suddenly a little hungry again...

Pingxin had been trying to persuade his sister to leave him alone and enjoy his youth at school, but after Zia had made several demands, he finally managed to get Shi to agree to attend. Incidentally, one of her requests to Pingxin was that she must visit the school after the semester started. We'll just have to take it one step at a time.

"...Of course, Shi has always been the best sister maid, peace, peace."

After a brief pause, Shi made a scissors sign. If only she could smile more, she's so adorable. But if anyone knew about her sister being a maid, she'd be 1000% dead, right? No matter the cost, Shi couldn't be allowed to wear a maid outfit to school!

"So... did you make friends today, brother? I'd be lonely if you were to go to jail for assaulting a high school girl one day, but I'll definitely do my best to take good care of my future nephew, wuwuwu—"

Your acting is terrible, aren't you? You didn't even bother to act well? So why is this topic back again? I should have just brushed it off lightly!!!

Ignoring his brother Asuka's twitching mouth, he launched a pursuit, hitting the vital point with remarkable effect!

"Not yet...right? But...I did meet some interesting people."

"I see. Because he was timid, he failed to achieve his goal of making friends. So, the brother, controlled by his star desire, turned to his lovely classmate..."

No, no, no, you're my sister, not some shocking marketing account. What's the point of smearing me like this?! While the trio of Kadotate Karin, Ichinose Asuna, and Murokasa Akane are certainly cute...it's still not okay, right? After all, someone like me...

"...How about you? How are you getting along with your classmates and teachers? Are you being bullied? Are there any boys you care about..."

Whenever he was with his acquaintances in private, Asuka Hirayobu would reveal his nagging, overly nice nature. However, this clumsy care and love made Shi feel at ease and loved. She had been saved by this Hirayobu in the past, so now it was her turn to save her brother.

"Don't worry, after all, I'm the strongest sister maid...Bang~"

No, so let's not mention the sister maid anymore, okay? And why did that pop pop up again? Are they going to have to keep this habit from now on? The two passersby looked at them strangely, as if to say, "People have it so big these days," "They even have it this big at school," "They really know how to have fun," which made Hirayuko's heart wall thicken even more. But wouldn't it be fun to drive a giant robot?

Obviously, Pingxin is now starting to escape from reality because of excessive pressure.

"...Forget it, let's go. Anyway, do you want to go shopping on the way home? What would be good to eat tonight? Do you want me to help you with your homework tonight?"

"The snacks at home need to be restocked, and your beloved maid sister suggested setting the next destination as a supermarket. As for dinner tonight, don't worry—I've already sent tonight's menu to Alpha. Of course, don't worry about homework either, as academic performance is also part of being a perfect maid."

"Then let's go... Why are you going that way? Did you ride a bike here today?"

"Yes and no."

"?"

Who made you look like this? A cat-faced maid robot with a five-digit age limit?!

Oh, it's me, that's ok.

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Chapter 12 Childhood Sweethearts

"—I see, we're not going to the parking lot, but to the supermarket over there... What? Coke and chips are half price everywhere?! And there are all sorts of membership discounts and back-to-school specials?!"

Asuka Ma Pingxin was shocked and overjoyed. He wanted to airdrop a Wuling Hongguang on the spot to rush to buy it, but unfortunately he couldn't. However, knowing that the adult world was dirty, he asked another question -

"...But isn't this thing really going to shut down soon? It seems like a gym I went to before shut down in the same way—they were giving away all sorts of class discounts and membership discounts like they were free."

"...Have you ever been to a gym before? I thought you only worked out in the gym at home?"

As the "Brother Master", Xiaoshi didn't expect that there was information on Pingxin Mountain that he didn't know, so he immediately became interested.

"Ahahaha... I also want to go out and see how other people exercise sometimes~"

"...I see. You've been training hard since elementary school. You're truly my brother!"

"So...sodayo (just, save the world), okay, let's go shopping. It's more cost-effective to buy more things while they're on sale. We can also buy some consumables like toilet paper and shampoo to store..."

Having nearly accidentally revealed his greatest secret, his identity as a time traveler, Asuka Maheishin wiped a nonexistent sweat from his forehead. He wondered how far his body had come today without even stopping to catch its breath. Had his "symptoms" finally eased? But what was the reason for this sudden resurgence of vitality in a body that seemed frozen in time? What was the price? What changes would this bring?

Pingxin was lost in thought, while Xiaoshi, beside him, treated this thought as comparing prices, counting inventory, and making a shopping list in his head.

Even though he makes a lot of money, he still sticks to a frugal lifestyle. He even uses 30% of his annual dividend income to operate the welfare fund. This kind of brother is the "master" that I, Asuka Mashi, should serve as a "maid"!

"...What's wrong, Hour. Is there something wrong with what I said?"

"...No, you are absolutely right. Order received, mission begins—"

Hey, why are you using honorifics all of a sudden? It feels like there's a pathetically thick barrier between us...

As if a bucket of cold water had been poured over him, Ping Xin, recovering from his excitement, only then noticed his surroundings: people, people, people, people, people, people, people. It was all people... Was the proportion of women in this world a little too high? Or was it just this area...

When she felt someone reaching out to touch her palm, Asuka Ma thought it was some reckless pervert or slut. Just as she was about to turn around and teach him/her a lesson, she discovered that the cute creature trembling and touching her was actually... her adored brother?!

Unknown emotions she had never experienced before surged within Shi, giving birth to a terrifying demonic beast. However, as a perfect maid, Shi would eliminate all emotional interference when working, so she temporarily put it aside... After all, her brother is the most important!

"...What's wrong?"

"Ah... that's... it's just... there are a lot of people here... but... the main thing is that there are too many women... that's why... it's easy to be accused of being a pervert or something like that—"

Ping Xin made an excuse. After all, he still wanted to act like a big brother and take responsibility in front of his sister. However, if social phobia can be overcome with perseverance, then it is not called social phobia...

I see. I didn't expect such a thing to happen. What a rare sight... Although Toki claims to be Hiranobu's perfect (sister) maid, her understanding of him is actually quite limited. Because of her childhood experiences, she naturally has a certain fan-favorite quality for Hiranobu. The young Human Guardian (?) back then was indeed incredibly advanced in all sorts of ways, a paragon of talent, displaying an unyielding willpower even during a serious illness.

Although his physical fitness declined due to an unknown illness, his brain remained as strong as ever, and he could still rank among the top students on the national unified exams by studying at home for a few minutes every day. However, someone only mentioned the good news and not the bad news, such as his mental illness caused by overthinking, which turned into social anxiety, his difficulty with certain unfriendly-looking insects and crustaceans, and his fear of heights due to an overly liberal parent parachuting without a parachute. He never mentioned any of this.

I can only say that this is probably the man's, brother's self-esteem at work (far-sighted)

Before, the two of them basically just walked around near their home, and usually only went shopping in the nearby shopping streets and convenience stores. It had been a long time since they had come to a public place with such a large flow of people. In other words, in Asuka Matoki's eyes, it was -

"...Brother, are you here for me?"

"...What's wrong, Shi? Why are you suddenly smiling so happily? Did you buy what you wanted?"

Me? Did you laugh?

Asuka Mato couldn't help but touch her cheek, but she felt nothing special. Ever since she began her training, she'd been taught not to show any unnecessary emotion, and even been given special medication. Even after years away from that, she still had an expressionless face.

"...Yes!... Let's go—come, take my hand."

This time it's my turn to protect you, Asuka Matoki thought.

Hmm...how did we become adults again? It's fine this way, after all, if we hold hands, we won't have to worry about getting separated by the crowd. Having such an obedient and sensible sister is really reassuring. Apparently, there are some harmless misunderstandings between the siblings.

"Well... let's go, my 'Toki'."

"......Well--"

"what happened?"

"Please don't worry, I just got hit in the heart, there's nothing wrong at all!"

"...Really? Then you better take good care of yourself... Ah, there's some Junzhu jelly over there. We've almost finished what we have at home, so let's buy some more."

I really like this snack, brother. Ever since being forced to eat the highly nutritious "porridge" for so long, Pingxin has become a non-picky eater. This little snack is not only convenient but also provides a quick energy boost, so he loves it. Maybe I'll try it later... The little sister of the Asuka family is always imitating the heroes in her mind.

After a long procession of people, two people holding shopping bags were about to queue up to pay.

He only bought so little, not even ordering a large quantity for delivery! Could this be... a sign of recovery? Could it be that my brother's health is finally truly recovering?! Just as he was feeling delighted by his discovery, Ping Xin saw a familiar figure at the front of the line.

"...Isn't this Mocha? Why are you shopping alone?"

A young girl in a gray Western-style school uniform and a green plaid pleated skirt turned around and smiled. Her short, neat silver-gray hair, paired with her cyan eyes, gave her a fresh and natural look.

"Oh, it's the Hibiki-Horama siblings. How rare!"

*Because the character speaks at 0.5 times the speed, this will no longer be done in this chapter.

"Hello, Miss Mocha. We heard that this supermarket was having a promotion, so we came here to do some shopping after school."

"So that's how it is. Mocha is the same, huh?"

"...By the way, aren't Lan and the others here? Wouldn't it be difficult to carry so much stuff if you were alone?"

"I'm glad to meet you guys. From now on, I'll be in your hands, Pingxin-kun. In exchange... Qiangqiang—points card~, use this to get a discount."

"...You're not here just to buy things for the points card, are you? After all, I remember you like collecting points cards from various stores."

"Eh~ Hey~, exposed? Actually, Mocha came out to buy drinks. Ran and the others had already gone to practice. Little Mocha (me) just heard about the event here and couldn't help but buy a few more~"

I see, as expected of someone known for his own way of doing things, he's only waiting for someone he knows, right? While this amount is quite large for one person, it's just right for five people, including a big eater like Mocha herself. But isn't the bread content a bit high? I know you love bread, but you can't eat it all by yourself...right?!

Even with all the food she eats, she's never gained weight, and her figure has always been average. But she hasn't had the strange illness like Hirayama's, where time seems to have stopped... Could it be that all that fat has been transferred to her childhood sweetheart, Himari Uehara?!

Although he and his parents have personally traveled around the world to explore the existence of supernatural powers, Ping Xin always feels that the world is not that simple, so sometimes he has such unrealistic fantasies.

"I see. Please wait for us for a moment. If we didn't have much, it would be fine if we checked out together with you, but we bought a lot after all..."

Ping Xin conducted a wave of "arms display" because at least in terms of the attribute of being a big eater, he was never inferior to others. After all, even the Eastern sumo wrestlers weighing more than 200 kilograms could not beat him in this respect.

"I understand. Please help me explain it to Lan later, okay?"

"Hey hey hey...then could you please lend us your points card, Master Mocha?"

Because she is one of the five people he is most familiar with, besides his younger sister's childhood and the maid at home, Ping Xin can at least speak normally in front of them.

"Hmph~Hmph~Hmph~, leave it to me~"

About ten minutes later, the group finally finished queuing up to pay.

"Oh~ah~? Mocha's phone is ringing, but I can't free my hands. Could you please help me, Pingxin brother~?"

This! Guy!

As soon as he opened his mouth he said he was the old torturer!

This sly, lazy girl who pranks her friends for fun every day has been teasing Ping Xin about his social anxiety, especially his allergy to women, ever since she learned about it. Even though she knows she's doing this partly to help him "heal" through such contact, if someone like you encounters a time traveler with a hypnosis app and a yellow-haired system, you'll definitely become a target!

Allergic to women

Are you searching for: Shuangge

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Chapter 4000 Afterglow ()

"I'm back."

"That's too slow, Mocha! Where the hell have you been?"

The Asuka siblings and Aoba Moka had just returned when they saw a figure approaching angrily. Her short, neat black hair, similar to Moka's, featured a striking red highlight. Unlike Aoba Moka, whose downcast eyes gave her a softer, more relaxed look, Mizukuri possessed a pair of drooping eyes that accentuated her strength. Her demeanor was also undeniably tough and serious, earning her the nickname "a hardcore delinquent." However, her naturally pink eyes complemented her, and she might unexpectedly appeal to a certain niche audience.

One is assertive, the other lazy; one is serious, the other casual; one has droopy eyes, the other droopy. While both have short hair, one leans towards the Takarazuka style (a handsome, female male) while the other leans towards the cute style. Their color scheme is a perfect match, exemplified by their childhood friendship since kindergarten. It wouldn't be surprising if they became Kamen Rider's main and secondary riders one day.

But the relationship between these five people is so good that it makes people envious... Generally speaking, most childhood sweethearts in the world will drift apart due to various reasons during the process of growing up. Childhood sweethearts like them who can maintain a relationship for more than ten years and even continue in the future are really rare and rare in the world.

Mitakeran (Mitakeran), Aoba Moka (Aoba Moka), Uehara Himari (Uehara Himari), Udagawa Tomoe (Udagawa Tomoe), and Hanazawa Tsugumi (Haze Tsugumi). These five people will probably maintain this precious bond until the day they die, right? That would be truly romantic...

Ping Xin also hopes that he can have such sincere emotions. As an orphan in his previous life and having lost his family one after another in this life, he longs for the appearance of a "new family". It's a pity that if he doesn't take the initiative, people will not grow out of the ground by themselves... That shouldn't happen, right?

"Oh~ah~Oh~ah~, Lan, are you worried about me? I just happened to run into these two while shopping, so I'm a little late."

Extending her hand and making a finger-space gesture, Aoba Moka's words were suggestive, her face smirking. It went without saying she was about to prank her childhood sweetheart, ready to play a trick on her (and tsundere) childhood sweetheart. These two had always played this kind of high-brow game... it was hard to honestly say their relationship wasn't good.

"Oh? Thank you so much, Ping Xin-san."

"...No, this is what I should do... Sister Ba."

"?"

Hearing Hirayobu's address, the long-haired beauty with M-shaped bangs across from him signaled that the enemy was gone (?). The reason she called him Tomoe wasn't because of her Takarazuka-esque, flat-chested, domineering sister or busty, handsome guy vibe, but because, despite her cheerful personality, she could be quite merciless when angry... despite the fact that these five childhood friends were all a year younger than Asuka Hirayobu.

Ping Xin had just recovered a little, and in order to save time and energy, he lived on takeout and fast food every day with Toki. Until one day, he was discovered by the older sister who was 168cm tall like Ping Xin and scolded him severely.