In the third year of high school, I exchanged bodies with Yukinoshita

"Okay, let's have a competition after taking a shower." Zuo Yu said.

The two entered the bathroom together, and Zuo Yu witnessed the true disparity between people, even greater than the gap between humans and dogs. Yukinoshita Yukino, you have to be ashamed. Two people with the same genes and similar upbringings, why is there such a disparity between the plains and the mountains? This gap is hard to explain. After all, according to Zuo Yu's visual estimation, it's probably not even as big as his own chest muscles.

Yukinoshita Haruno proudly puffed out her chest, and ripples appeared on the water in the bathtub. Zuo Yu tried to shake it, and the reaction on the water surface was a success, and it was enough. Don't humiliate yourself, it's not right, this is not my body, why should I be so serious. Well, the difference that can be seen by the eyes cannot be ignored. However, the skin of this body is still better than Yukinoshita Haruno. And the legs, Yukinoshita Yukino's legs are of perfect length, perfect proportion, perfect shape, perfect color, there are no small black hairs with dilated arteries on the thighs, no small scars on the knees left by childhood falls, and no signs of loosening of the calf muscles.

"What do you want to tell me? About Kurohime Yuto?" Yukinoshita Haruno looked at Yukino in front of her with her legs stretched straight and her back leaning against the edge of the bathtub.

"Sister, what do you think of Heiji Jiedeng?" Zuo Yu asked casually, not seriously at all.

"He's a good kid."

"What a perfunctory answer! I've even showered with you, and this is all you have?"

"Okay, stop making trouble. I feel like she's a little clumsy. You should have plenty of opportunities to help her with her studies." After all, in a family like that, sitting postures that have been practiced many times will cause problems, and learning should also be a little poor.

"Well, I see."

"You seem a little absent-minded. Was asking me about Kurohime Yuto just a pretext?" Yukinoshita Haruno paused deliberately. "My real purpose was just to thank you for helping you out this afternoon."

It's best if you can think this way. Although asking Kurohime Yuto about this is just a cover, your goal is to find Yukinoshita Yukino's room.

"Long-winded."

"Hmm, being tsundere again." Yukinoshita Haruno said with a smile.

Zuo Yu said nothing and just stood up and started to wipe his body. Seeing this, Yukinoshita Haruno also stood up, and their bathing time was over.

"Hurry up and go to my room and get ready for the guitar competition." Zuo Yu quickly put on his pajamas and hugged Yukinoshita Haruno's guitar in a rage.

"So cute, but you still don't want to admit that you're a tsundere?" Yukinoshita Haruno's expression became more and more presumptuous. It was so cute to see her sister getting so angry.

"Stop talking nonsense, open the door quickly and go to my room." Zuo Yu urged.

"Okay, don't cry if you lose later." After teasing her sister, Yukinoshita Haruno opened the door and walked straight to Yukinoshita's room. Zuo Yu followed behind Yukinoshita Haruno because he had to hold her guitar.

The layout of Yukinoshita Yukino's room is not much different from that of her apartment, except that there are a few more panda dolls.

"You have my guitar, so I'll use yours." Yukinoshita Haruno found Yukino's guitar, slung it over her shoulder, and connected the connector and headphones.

"Let's put it this way. You put on your headphones and listen to me play." Yukinoshita Haruno suggested.

"it is good."

It still sounded very smooth, and the fingering was correct. Zuo Yu nodded rhythmically following Yukinoshita Haruno's rhythm.

"It's your turn now." Yukinoshita Haruno stopped playing and said to Zuo Yu, "But do you realize something is wrong now?"

"Something's wrong."

"It's very late now, and Mom and Dad should be asleep. The sound insulation in our house is just average. So." Yukinoshita Haruno stopped talking and looked at her guitar in Zuo Yu's hand.

"Can't I just use this?" Zuo Yu asked with some confusion, pointing at Yukinoshita Yukino's connector and headphones.

"No way~" Yukinoshita Haruno started talking playfully again, "You should be well prepared. Instead of asking for a competition so hastily." As she said that, she put down the guitar and held the connector tightly in her hand.

"How are you going to perform now?" Yukinoshita Haruno's tone was full of provocation and teasing. My foolish sister, you were too anxious this time and revealed a big flaw, so this time I win.

Yeah, I can't play it properly at this point. Playing without the connector and headphones would simply wake up all of Yukinoshita's parents. So, if I can't play, I've already lost.

"Really? Can you accept such a result? Can you accept that I will lose before the game even starts?" Zuo Yu tried to provoke him.

"Provocation doesn't work on me. Winning is winning, no matter what means are used."

"Well, since you're so scared of me starting to play, then you win. Just a boring victory."

"You're still trying to provoke me. I've already told you it won't work on me. You were fully prepared this morning and defeated me. We tied in the afternoon, but you lost to me in the evening because you were not prepared enough. This makes sense. We were tied the whole day today." Yukinoshita Haruno said with a smile.

"Alright, I lose this match, and your victory is unfair."

"Winning is winning, no matter what means are used."

Zuo Yu handed Yukinoshita Haruno's guitar to her and took Yukinoshita Yukino's guitar back.

"It's very late, I wish you a good dream tonight." Zuo Yu said to Yukinoshita Haruno.

"You too, Yukino, have a sweet dream." Yukinoshita Haruno wished.

Zuo Yu said goodbye to Yukinoshita Haruno and closed the door. He couldn't hide his smile anymore. He interlaced his thumb and middle finger, snapped them, and murmured, "Perfect. There's no such thing as a draw. I just keep winning."

All of this was planned. Whether it was pretending to be angry or deliberately picking up Yukinoshita Haruno's guitar in frustration, all of Zuo Yu's actions were within his expectations. He did it all to find Yukinoshita Yukino's room. Yukinoshita Haruno certainly didn't realize it; it was too easy to manipulate.

But I am really exhausted today, but I can't rest yet, there are still things to do. Zuo Yu sits at the desk and prepares something.

Chapter 15: It's still easy to go to school

Zuo Yu was busy in Yukinoshita Yukino's room for a long time, and finally fell asleep unconsciously, collapsing on the bed. His consciousness gradually blurred, leaving this body, and his soul found his own body.

Zuo Yu felt a heaviness in his chest. Something was wrong. This shouldn't be the case with Yukinoshita Yukino. Could it be that he had swapped bodies with Yukinoshita Haruno again? This couldn't be a good thing.

"Meow~"

Hearing the familiar cat's cry, Zuo Yu's somewhat confused mind gradually cleared up, and he murmured, "There is no cat in Yukinoshita Yukino's house. Only I have a cat in my house."

"Meow!!"

Zuo Yu closed his eyes and moved Morgana off his chest, "Let me sleep a little longer, I was too tired last night." Morgana put his mouth close to Zuo Yu's ear and began to lick the earlobe with his tongue.

A tingling sensation washed over him, and a clearer meow reached his ears. "I'm not trying to be a spoiled brat," he thought. "Well, I've already changed back. Yukinoshita Yukino, the freshman, gets to enjoy her summer break, but I'm a junior, so I still have to go to school!" Zuo Yu's mind finally came to its senses. He glanced at his phone. He still had enough time. Luckily, as long as he skipped breakfast, he wouldn't be late.

He put on his clothes, packed his things, and rushed out the door in one go, becoming a hero of the upper class.

Zuo Yu ran into the classroom panting. The class was already full of people. As soon as he entered the classroom, he saw the head teacher already sitting in his seat.

Zuo Yu was wailing in his heart, why are others late when they switch to other people's bodies, but he is late when he switches back. It's all Yukinoshita Yukino's fault. She didn't charge her phone yesterday, so it ran out of battery and made her late.

"Oh~, here you are." The head teacher flipped through Zuo Yu's exercise book leisurely without looking up at Zuo Yu.

"I was wrong."

Admit your mistake first, and you will never go wrong.

"What's wrong?" The head teacher glanced at Zuo Yu. Zuo Yu was holding a set of test papers in his hands. He was covered in sweat and looked like he had undergone some intense exercise.

"I bought a new set of test papers last night, and I spent so much time working on them that I forgot to set the alarm. I woke up a little late this morning. I ran all the way here, but it was still a little late."

"First, you're not late. Second, there's nothing wrong with doing the test at night. Both of these points are correct. Guess why I'm sitting in your seat."

"It's my attitude that's the problem. I shouldn't have entered the classroom later than you."

"It seems you've realized your mistake. Don't do it again." The head teacher opened Zuo Yu's exercise book and did some calculations on a nearby draft book. "But wait for me in my office first."

"Okay." Zuo Yu put a set of papers he had picked up in the morning on the table, took out a vocabulary book from the middle, and walked calmly towards the office.

Zuo Yu's homeroom teacher picked up Zuo Yu's exercise book and draft book and also walked towards the office. The sound of reading in the class gradually died down.

"Is the master okay?" Zuo Yu's deskmate Li Shu was a little worried.

"It's okay. You can tell he's fine by the time you see the homeroom teacher holding Zuo Yu's exercise book and draft notebook. He's the homeroom teacher's favorite student," Fang Xuan said casually. Fang Xuan wasn't memorizing the lesson right now. He flipped the textbook to another page, pulled out a piece of paper hidden inside, and began to make up for last night's copying. "The relationship between him and the homeroom teacher is clearly that of teacher and student, but it's basically the homeroom teacher who's been asking him questions the whole time. It's like what the textbook says, 'A disciple need not be inferior to the teacher, and a teacher need not be better than the disciple.' What can happen to him?"

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Zuo Yu pulled a chair and sat next to his homeroom teacher, who taught physics. Zuo Yu drew the trajectory of charged particles in the electromagnetic field in his sketchbook, and the two of them calculated together.

"That's it." Zuo Yu finished the question, twisted his neck, and said to the head teacher.

"The exercise is fine, but the amount of calculation is too large." The head teacher said with some emotion as he looked at the long calculation process in the draft book.

"This kind of competition question is like this. The calculated values ​​are very clever." Zuo Yu said proudly: "It's better not to appear in our daily practice papers. It's not for ordinary people."

"We still need to give you some questions like this," the homeroom teacher shrugged. "By the way, what were you doing last night? Did you take your classmates to the internet cafe all night again?"

"Teacher, please don't insult them. I never take them online."

"You have a criminal record. During self-study class, you, Fang Xuan, and the class monitor said you were going to work on a PowerPoint presentation, and then you played Hearthstone on my computer." The homeroom teacher cast a sharp glance at Zuo Yu. "So, can you explain why so many students collapsed during the afternoon self-study class the day before yesterday?"

"That's because everyone hasn't adjusted yet. After all, we just returned to school the night before yesterday and finished a set of tests, so everyone is a little overwhelmed. Besides, we were playing Hearthstone on your computer at the time because we were very efficient and had already completed the task ahead of time. It was just a proper relaxation after completing the task."

Zuo Yu argued with reason and gave an explanation.

"Let's just take it as it is. Then what on earth did you do last night?"

"Writing the test," Zuo Yu said confidently. "I was working very hard on it and lost track of time. At this crossroads in life, I'm working as hard as I can. For a better tomorrow, I've chosen to witness the city at three in the morning."

"Stop talking nonsense. The test paper you just held is from the first year of high school." The head teacher said with a helpless smile.

Zuo Yu's homeroom teacher was actually quite old, but he also had a playful heart and often enjoyed playing board games with his classmates. This level of chatter was appreciated by the homeroom teacher. After all, this was a student she had taught for two years, with good grades, lively manners, and good manners. No teacher could dislike him.

"I was just trying to lay a solid foundation. Teacher, you always say if the foundation is not solid, the whole building will collapse."

"Forget it. You should know what you are doing anyway. What should you do and what should you not do at this time. Go back." The head teacher waved his hand to signal Zuo Yu that he could go back to the classroom.

Zuo Yu stood up, took his exercise book and draft book and was about to leave, but was stopped by the head teacher.

"Zuo Yu, there is one more thing. Put the chair back to its original place." The head teacher said this as if on purpose.

"it is good."

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Our great Zuo Yu finally returned to his throne, but he sat in his usual seat by the east window, which was covered with purple curtains. When he drew the curtains, he would always joke with Fang Xuan that it was the purple air coming from the east. Fang Xuan also proclaimed himself the one who controls light and darkness, but in reality, he was just a curtain drawer, a "curtain master."

Zuo Yu watched his good friend Fang Xuan frantically copying his punishment pen. He sat in his seat, feeling a sense of security. School was still comfortable, and it was still relaxing. Compared to battling wits and courage with Yukinoshita Yukino's older sister over there, doing physics problems was still easier.

I've been switched back. It was a bit sudden, but it didn't surprise me that much. The moment I stepped into Yukinoshita's house, I felt something returning to Yukinoshita's body. Luckily, I had a premonition and made some moves there, so I didn't fall asleep immediately. Otherwise, she would have spent a lot of time sorting out her current situation after switching bodies with me.

The boy sitting by the window raised his lips slightly, taking advantage of the morning sun, holding a vocabulary book and preparing to join the morning reading, as if he was deliberately starting from abandon.

Chapter 16 Welcome back, Lao Zuo

As the bell rang, the sounds of reading faded. Then, groups of students slumped over their desks. Few people spoke in the class. Fang Xuan turned around, handed the copybook to Zuo Yu, and asked, "Shall we go to the bathroom together later?"

"Let me hand in your punishment notes first, then I'll go. Wait for me in the hallway." Zuo Yu raised his own punishment notes, indicating that he needed to go to the office first. Fang Xuan was stunned for a moment, then looked at Zuo Yu carefully. The corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and his brows relaxed. He seemed happy to have his friend back.

Zuo Yu walked into the office. His homeroom teacher was the only one there. He put his things on the desk and saw that he was still correcting a problem. He wanted to let everyone work on it. His class was the first one this morning, so it looked like everyone was in luck.

Zuo Yu returned to the classroom door from the office and saw Fang Xuan waiting for him with a happy face. Zuo Yu asked, "What's the happy news? Tell me about it and I'll have some fun too."

"Welcome back, Lao Zuo." Fang Xuan said affectionately.

"Well, you figured it out." Zuo Yu wasn't very surprised. After all, he knew that there were some things about him that couldn't be explained by common sense. He then asked, "How did you figure that out?"

"Don't go to the bathroom with me." Fang Xuan looked at Zuo Yu lovingly.

"?" Zuo Yu glanced at Fang Xuan. It looked like this guy was still in the mood to joke with him. "Really? Then I'm going to find your wife. I'll say this: 'Fang Xuan confessed to me and said he wants to be a zero.' What do you think she'll do to you? I think she'll do something to you."

"Don't bring up Yan Meng. She's like a child. If you can't beat her, just tell her parents." Fang Xuan stopped acting and still looked very afraid of his girlfriend.

"Isn't this very useful? When I mentioned her, you stopped smiling. Tell me honestly, how did you tell?" Zuo Yu looked at Fang Xuan who had put away that look and asked seriously.

"That's your nickname. You don't like me calling you 'Left God'. I just felt a little strange at the time and thought you were not in a good state. I didn't expect that I would find out that you were a different person inside. I thought you would never come back. I thought you traveled to another world and became an emperor or a transcendent." Fang Xuan turned his head and glanced at Zuo Yu. "After all, your ability is not something a normal person should have. I wouldn't be surprised even if you suddenly disappeared one day. So the fact that you have a different person inside you is something that most people can't imagine, but I can. It's because they can't think of this, otherwise you would have been seen long ago, and the person you exchanged with would not be able to impersonate you."

"You must have read too many novels. There's even a story about a regional emperor. Do I have to drive a Mercedes-Benz to climb Mount Tai again? One day, nine dragons will pull a coffin, and the other day, my body will be covered with red hair." Zuo Yu also joked.

Zuo Yu and Fang Xuan walked into the restroom. There was no one in the restroom; most of the class was catching up on sleep. Standing side by side, Zuo Yu asked, "Fang Xuan, what do you think?"

"Master Zuo, you should have exchanged bodies and souls now. It's similar to "Your Name". I went to see that movie with Yan Meng. Unlike someone who went to the cinema alone to watch a movie." Fang Xuan still spoke in a frivolous tone and did not forget to cue the fact that Zuo Yu was single.

"I really went to see a movie. What's wrong with being alone? It's not like you guys are really watching a movie." Zuo Yu narrowed his eyes and looked at the wall with some indifference. The wall was slightly yellowed and the sound of a water tank was floating in the air.

"Tsk~, you're just jealous." Fang Xuan finished his work and patted Zuo Yu on the back.

"Knock, let's talk it over. Don't move around at this time." Zuo Yu also finished and patted Fang Xuan on the back. They walked towards the sink outside together.

"How is it? Is it the body exchanged with Miyamizu Mitsuha, or with another shrine maiden?" Fang Xuan asked according to the plot of the movie.

"Are you so sure it's a girl?" Zuo Yu put it aside first. He was a little curious about why Fang Xuan could be so sure it was a girl.

"I can't ask the person you swapped bodies with to come to the restroom. She's a pretty innocent girl, isn't she? Where is she from?"

"Chiba."

"Oh, it's Liu Cixin's favorite Japanese woman. What's she like? What's her figure like? How's her family like?" Fang Xuan asked with shining eyes.

"As for the person, you should have a feeling. He is a very serious person. As for his figure, I can only describe him as thin. His family situation is very complicated." Zuo Yu answered according to the actual situation. Why is this kid so excited?

"I understand. I don't like her." Fang Xuan made an "I understand" gesture.

“What a simple and easy-to-understand summary.”

The two washed their hands in front of the sink. Fang Xuan splashed the water on his hands onto Zuo Yu, who responded in kind.