I, Den-O, the Contract Urban Legend

"Go to the kitchen and fill it up yourself, fat bitch!"

"Oh my, that little senior is so fierce..."

As he said that, Yashakuyuki, with a fake cry on his face, walked into the kitchen with a bowl.

[Tsk, this is clearly a dish that Miss Sadako carefully prepared for Ueya...]

As she thought about it, Sadako still couldn't swallow this anger and kicked Inoue Ueya hard.

???

Inoue Ueya looked confused. Although he knew that the person who kicked him was Miss Sadako, he could not understand why she was angry.

Speaking of which, there's something wrong with Sadako today. Her temper has become inexplicably irritable...

Eh, Masaka?!

Could it be that girls also become irritable for several days every month?

But could this be the case with an urban legend like her?

Well, it doesn't matter. Fortunately, I wasn't stupid enough to ask her directly, otherwise it would have been really rude.

Without caring about Miss Sadako's behavior, Inoue Ueya looked at her with a caring look, snatched the iced cola she had taken a few sips of, and drank it all in front of Sadako, whispering to her: "Drink more hot water."

Chapter 6 The Unbearable Weight of Life

After dinner, seeing that it was getting late, Hanakaiin Yuura decided to go home. Inoue Ueya, with a slap mark on his face, thought for a while and decided to go and take her home.

After all, it was getting dark, and we couldn't let her, a junior high school student, go back alone, right?

Hanakaiin Yuura bowed lightly to Sadako and said slowly, "Thank you for the hospitality. The food is delicious."

Seeing this, Sadako blushed and said shyly, "It's just simple food. I hope you are satisfied."

Inoue Ue next to him also nodded secretly. It must be said that Miss Sadako in front of him was still very polite to Hanakaiin Yuura, who was not her love rival.

That's right, compared to that female hooligan just now, she is completely different. It's as if she has forgotten that she had already revealed her true nature in front of her...

As expected of my Sadako, she can do such a thing so easily.

"Sbarasi, what is this..." Looking at the machine in the kitchen, Yashayuki was shocked.

"Really? Don't you even know what a dishwasher is?" Miss Sadako rolled her eyes at Yashayuki.

"Well, Sadako is not usually like this, don't take it too seriously..." Inoue Ueya tried to explain to Yashayuki.

"Don't worry, Sachiko won't argue with a short senior!"

Yashayuki patted his broad chest and made a promise to Inoue Ueya with a solemn oath.

"Shut up, you cow!!"

After she finished speaking, the angry Sadako decided to test Yashayuki's strength.

She first reached out and grabbed Yashakuyuki, making her unable to move, then gave her a light squeeze.

"Yeah~~"

The unprepared Yasha-sama was successfully attacked by Miss Sadako on the waist. The feeling like an electric shock quickly spread throughout her body, and she inadvertently let out a blood-pumping scream.

Seeing this, Miss Sadako said with a smug smile: "Humph, it's so weak!"

Inoue Ueya walked up to the excited Onmyoji girl, blocking her view, and said awkwardly, "Ahaha, it's getting late, let's go first."

Hanakaiin Yuura showed a look of regret and turned towards the entrance...

Inoue Ueya followed Hanakaiin Yuura and turned to the two girls and said, "Then I'll go with Hanakaiin for a while. You two should stay home and wait for me to come back."

"Well, be careful on the road."

After watching Inoue Ueya leave, Sadako turned her gaze back to Yashakuyuki beside her and sighed, "First, learn how to use the household appliances, you stupid cow."

"Hmm, Sachiko understands!"

……

After closing the door of their house, Inoue Ueya and Hanakaiin Yuura walked on the streets at night.

Looking at Hanakaiin Yuura, Inoue Ue also remembered the plot of the original work and asked, "Uh, aren't all the Onmyoji of Hanakaiin in Kyoto? Why did you come here at such a young age?"

Inoue Ueya tried to get the answer from Hanakaiin Yuura. With the current strength of Den-O, he might not be able to match the powerful monster...

After thinking for a while, Hanakaiin Yuura decided to confess to Inoue Ueya. After all, the other party already knew about the existence of the strange thing, and seemed to have a certain degree of understanding of the Hanakaiin family, so there was nothing worth hiding.

"I was assigned here as a Onmyoji undergoing trial. My goal is to hone my strength, reach the pinnacle of Onmyoji, and become the leader of the Hanakaiin family!"

"Is that right?"

If Hanakaiin Yuura's goal is to challenge monsters or something, maybe we can get some information about urban legends from her?

"arrive."

Hearing the voice of Hanakaiin Yuura, Inoue Ueya finally came to his senses and looked around. It seemed that this was an apartment near his home.

"I didn't realize you lived so close?"

"What a coincidence, actually I just moved here yesterday..."

Inoue Ueya smiled brightly and said, "If you don't mind, you are welcome to visit my home again."

"Of course, I'm still very interested in being able to communicate directly with urban legends."

"Well, see you later."

After waving goodbye to Hanakaiin Yuura, Inoue Ueya turned around and went home.

……

Not long after, Inoue Ueya returned home again.

"I am back."

As soon as he finished speaking, a dark shadow pounced on Inoue Ueya who had just returned home, and the sudden huge force directly pressed him to the ground.

“Oh poof—”

Inoue Ue was also hit hard and subconsciously closed his eyes, letting out a shrill scream.

"Ming-ming-ming... My dear husband, Sachiko was bullied by Sadako-senpai."

Yashayuki looked aggrieved and sat directly on Inoue Ueya, starting to cry about the prank that Miss Sadako had played on her.

If it was little Sadako who pounced, Inoue Ue might have been able to catch her easily, but the person in front of him was an eight-foot-tall woman, and facing her extraordinary figure, it felt like being hit by a truck.

"Anyway, get away from me..."

While supporting the unbearable weight of life with his body, Inoue Ueya interrupted Yashayuki with a weak voice.

"Are you alright, my husband?"

Finally reacting, Yashayuki stood up hurriedly and picked up Inoue Ueya from the ground in a princess hug.

"Wait, this is the wrong story, right? Why would a man like me be carried like a princess..."

"Don't run away, let me see you!!" Sadako followed Yashayuki out with a strange smile on her face, but when she saw Inoue Ueya snuggled in Yashayuki's arms, she immediately got furious, and the shadow of an evil spirit appeared vaguely behind her.

"You actually dared to lie in the arms of that cow. It seems you are really brave, huh?"

"Calm down, don't rush over!!" Seeing Sadako's strange behavior, Inoue Ueya, who had just recovered from the pressure from Yashayuki, shouted to her hurriedly.

"It's too late, Inoue Ueya, you're a playboy and a heartless man who deceived Miss Sadako's feelings!!"

As she spoke, Miss Sadako also rushed over...

"Wow--"

Yashayuki didn't react for a moment, and lost his balance as Sadako pounced on him...

After scoring twice, Inoue Ueya was tackled again, along with Yashakuyuki who was holding him and Miss Sadako who rushed over. The three of them fell to the ground at the same time, probably like a sandwich. Mr. Inoue was lying in the middle, his body sandwiched between the two urban legends from above and below. Fortunately, Sadako was not as heavy as Yashakuyuki, and this surprise attack did not cause him much damage.

[You just touched me for so long, Sachiko wants to take this opportunity to take revenge on the short senior! ! ]

Yashakuyuki, pinned down by the two men, suddenly had an idea. A funny expression appeared on her face, and she decided to take a little revenge on the short senior who had just played a prank on her. She stretched out her evil hands towards Miss Sadako...

Tired, Inoue Ueya sighed, reached out and gently patted Miss Sadako on the back, wanting her to get away from him.

"Stop making trouble and get up..."

"what!"

Miss Sadako's face suddenly turned red, and she slapped Inoue Ueya, who was pressed under her. Then she covered her butt with her hands and quickly stood up.

With a "slap" sound, Inoue Ueya groaned, and a slap mark appeared on his face.

"???"

"Pervert! Pervert!"

Chapter 7: Gentleman

As the ashamed Miss Sadako fled the scene, this strange development finally came to an end.

Inoue Ueya walked away from Yashayuki, stood up quickly, and then helped Yashaya who was still lying on the ground.

"Sachiko, are you okay?"

Although Hachishaku-sama's size is different from that of an ordinary person, it doesn't mean that he is very strong. Inoue Ueya is still a little worried that Hachishaku Yuki might get hurt...

"It's okay. Although Sachiko is known as the 'Eight-Foot Shame', she's quite talented in taijutsu. This level of impact is nothing to my sturdy frame!"

Yashayuki stood up and moved his arms and legs slightly to prove to Inoue Ue that he was not injured.

"I'm glad you're okay." Inoue Ueya breathed a sigh of relief.

"So your room—"

"As for the room, Senior Sadako has already helped me take care of it..."

As soon as the words fell, the shadow of a heart appeared in Yashayuki's eyes again, and she continued, "Sachiko won't lock the door. You are welcome to come to visit me at night, my husband."

"Hmm? No, get some rest!"

Inoue Ueya gave a thumbs up and smiled slightly at Yashayuki.

That’s right, he never takes advantage of women and never does anything wrong in his life. This is the upright gentleman - Inoue Ueya!

Well, if it's an accident, that's another matter.

On the other hand, after hearing what Inoue Ueya said, Yashayuki fell into deep thought.

[A direct rejection?]

By the way, just like what the tribe members said, the Hachisha clan has always been the one that takes the initiative!

Or else let Sachiko attack your husband at night?

"Sachiko understands!" Yashayuki nodded thoughtfully to Inoue Ueya, walked into his room, and closed the door.

"???"

Although he felt that Yashayuki was a little weird, Inoue Ue didn't think much about it. He went to the bathroom to take a cold shower, then returned to his room and turned on the computer.

Well, women are not as good as games!

"Come to think of it, today is Sunday, and I have to go to school tomorrow..."

Suddenly thinking of something heavy, Inoue Ueya felt that the game in front of him was a little boring.

"Humph, it's all because of Zhiye's fickleness. If you hadn't gone out today, you could have played games all day long!"

Looking at Miss Sadako who had half of her body crawled out of the computer screen, Inoue Ue didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Hey, you... you live in the room next door, why did you come here in such a weird way?"

"Stop talking nonsense. Are you an old man? Just pull me out first!" Miss Sadako looked angry and stretched out her hands to signal Mr. Inoue to come over and pull her out.