I, the undead, save the world with the dolls

The absorption efficiency of some human skin is quite high, and most of the food is absorbed just during the meal.

"Sorry, Commander. We previously thought that sleeping with O was a good option, but we always felt that the Commander was sometimes not very proactive... So M4 prepared a new plan for us." M14 said and clapped his hands.

The figures lying dead on the ground suddenly flipped over, jumping up from the ground like lazy donkeys. They no longer looked sleepy, but stared at Sun Yang with wide eyes, unable to conceal their excitement.

"Ayang, just lie down today and we'll do it ourselves. But it might be hard for you." AR15 was very arrogant. She had a perverted smile on her face and stared straight at her commander.

"...Come up and move yourself!" Sun Yang could only force his way through verbally. Anyway, it didn't matter if it was him or the humanoid that moved; Sun Yang had no particular requirements. He wasn't going to get all manly and insist on moving himself. He could rest whenever he could.

"Then we'll follow the usual order. Ah Yang, you should also take care of the other sisters~" AR15 came up anxiously. Sun Yang was very dismissive of this.

Last time, he'd fought seven of them at once, and he'd held his own. This time... hiss... Sun Yang felt something was off about the weight of the AR15. The weight of this body was like the first time he'd slept with the AR15, long ago.

"Are you all using combat bodies?" Sun Yang felt that this matter was a little difficult to say.

"After the last session, the AR team came to me for feedback, and based on that feedback and data, I created a batch of custom bodies. After all, your strength is increasing day by day, and the synths' bodies might not be able to withstand you. Luckily, we have a lot of humanoid engineers here, and we've reprogrammed the bodies' strength and sensory organs. Now you can enjoy them~"

Pascal explained with a smile. Just as Sun Yang was about to say something, he was squeezed out by the AR15.

AR15 shuddered and sighed with satisfaction. "This is exactly what I wanted. Fill it up, okay, Yang?"

"Oysters..." Sun Yang had already realized that there was something wrong with the food. There must have been a lot of colorless aphrodisiacs put in there too! It was a miracle that these things mixed with leeks and wolfberries could taste good!

"Commander, please satisfy us~" 416 also crawled over. She held Sun Yang's hand and licked her fingers.

"At least, at least give me my spiral sword! I definitely can't hold on!" Sun Yang didn't know what weird stuff the humanoids added to the food. He didn't even have time to recover before a wave of energy gushed out.

"But we are all naked~ Yang, do you want us to run back to your headquarters naked in the base, facing the gazes of all the humanoids?" M4 used his thighs to support Sun Yang's neck and head to make him feel more comfortable.

As soon as Sun Yang looked up, he could see two tall mountains.

"I mean... wuwuwu..." Sun Yang was about to continue when the dog, who had been silent all this time, suddenly attacked. It blocked Sun Yang's mouth and sucked hard for a while before letting go.

"Commander, don't worry about it. What you need to do is to get rid of the stock that has accumulated during this period. I've seen it said online that it's best not to keep any liquid in the body for a long time. Commander, you need to refuel and empty it out to become healthy!" Gou Zi said righteously.

Sun Yang had nothing to say. He could only silently enjoy the services provided by the humanoids.

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Chapter 494 Pascal's Attack

Sun Yang didn't know how he got back to the office. When he woke up, he was lying on the big bed deep in the office.

Apart from a soft big bed, a desk and a computer at the end of the office, the rest of the space is filled with various Fat Man nuclear bombs and missile launchers.

Although this office is well decorated, if the items were arranged neatly, it would definitely be a standard business office.

However, a long time ago, Sun Yang issued an order to have the humanoids pile up all the weapons that Sun Yang could use in the office, so that Sun Yang could quickly take out the combat items he needed without having to rummage through the warehouse.

Even though the office was already piled high with ammunition, Sun Yang didn't feel disgusted.

He does nothing in this room except sleep, or get up and point at the computer, play games, and so on. It doesn't matter if all the extra space is filled with weapons.

"Come to think of it, I think I spend much less time sleeping in this bed than running around outside, right?" Sun Yang's laziness kicked in. Since the humanoids were still researching new technology, he decided not to run around outside all the time. It would save the entire base from running around with him.

This was a sacrifice to prevent the humanoids from overworking themselves! Sun Yang desperately tried to find excuses for himself, because otherwise he felt like he'd be driven out of his wits by guilt. He was forced to party the first day he got home, and then lie there like a dead fish the next day. How could that be right?

"Professor?" Pascal's soft voice sounded from the side. Sun Yang lifted the quilt beside him, revealing long pink hair and a proud figure.

No, why don't I have any memory of spending the night with La Pascal? Sun Yang covered his head. He felt that his memory of yesterday was very chaotic, as if he had turned into a zombie.

It felt like I was drugged twice by the dolls, then taken turns by several others, and then... I couldn't remember. What kind of drug was this? Why would anyone develop a potion that works on the undead?

"It's me, Pascal, why are you sleeping here?" Sun Yang stroked Pascal's long hair. After such an intense event yesterday, she must be very tired.

"Professor, do you remember what you said a few days ago?" Pascal's eyes flashed with a strange light.

I've said a lot, which one are you asking? Damn it, what kind of death question is this? Those with partners used to be afraid of their partners asking this kind of question, and now it's my turn. Sun Yang panicked, his brain racing, wondering what he had said wrong that had upset Pascal.

"Really? Professor, you forgot everything you said. I'm still so shy." Pascal whispered to Sun Yang.

Unfortunately, Sun Yang's memory doesn't allow him to remember everything. This is Tieyang's downfall.

"Professor, you clearly said that I would feel different when I come back." Seeing Sun Yang thinking about it, Pascal sighed and announced the answer.

...Did I say that? Sun Yang thought calmly. It felt like his style of pretending to be cool, but he couldn't really remember what he had said. Anyway, I'll just agree to it! Pascal, what a loser!

The two sides immediately engaged in a fierce battle that lasted until the next morning.

495 Daily Life at the Base

The next morning, Pascal quickly dressed herself, grabbed a piece of clothing from Sun Yang's closet, put on a skirt and a white coat, and left humming a little tune, leaving Sun Yang lying unconscious on the bed.

Just when Sun Yang thought he could take a break, his door opened again.

"Hey, M4, you're here?" Pascal said with a smile from the doorway. Although a humanoid, her moisturized face was still noticeable. Perhaps for humanoids, being needed is a way to calm their minds.

"Because it's my turn today. So I came here. You've been working all night? Are you planning to go to work directly like this?" M4 was wearing simple casual clothes, a short-sleeved shirt, loose shorts, and a pair of sandals. This was her entire outfit for the day.

"I'm usually... very busy... I have a lot of things to take care of, and opportunities like this probably don't come often. So I cherish every opportunity... To be honest, I still want to stay in bed for a while." Pascal gave a wry smile and stroked his hair.

"If I'm not here, many things in Oasis will come to a halt, especially scientific research projects. Without me in charge, it will be difficult to deal with emergencies. And scientific research projects are what the professor values ​​most. I can't let him down, right?" Pascal explained.

"I understand. Just leave your unwillingness to me." M4 didn't know what was going on in his mind, but he said indignantly.

"...I don't think I asked you to make more for me? But the professor may need to rest for a while now, don't let him get too tired. Also, don't use your own cooking for food. The quantitative standards for humanoids are not applicable to humans." Pascal left after giving some instructions.

M4 nodded and walked into Sun Yang's command room.

Without even a moment to mourn Pascal's departure, M4 immediately arrived on the battlefield.

"Ah...M4? Are you here?" Sun Yang struggled to get up, but M4 gently pushed him back onto the bed. Sun Yang wasn't sure if it was because M4 was using too much force, but he felt like he was being pushed down by a dump truck.

"As you can see, I don't have much strength left. Please bring me the spiral sword, I need to recover." Sun Yang said, but he found that there was a dangerous look flashing in M4's eyes, and saliva was dripping from the corners of his mouth.

"Yang, I suddenly feel that you're quite cute when you're so soft and weak, aren't you? You're asking me for help like a helpless child..." M4 pressed on Sun Yang, carefully examining her commander. "I'm very excited, Yang. I feel like I can control you... This feeling really excites me."

"To be honest, this idea is quite dangerous. So can you please let me have some rest? Pascal is quite busy, and you guys are not under pressure." Sun Yang wiped the cold sweat from his head.

"Don't worry... I'll make you feel comfortable," M4 said, pulling out a small bag from his back. "I guess you must be very hungry, so I made some food that follows a strict recipe."

"M4, if you are not good at this kind of thing, you can just buy ready-made ones, or ask Hawke and the others for help..." Although Sun Yang couldn't understand it at all, they were all humanoids, with the same pre-input recipes and programs, why did some of them taste better and some tasted terrible.

Perhaps it was the difference in the assembled parts and sensory organs? Regardless, his beloved M4 was indeed a T-doll with a keen eye for food preparation, but her craftsmanship was far from commensurate with her passion and ideas.

"If the taste is still weird this time...M4, I'm going to make you eat cinnamon rolls while you make them." Sun Yang warned while lying on the bed.

"Cinnamon rolls? Yang, you're not serious, are you?" M4's expression suddenly darkened, and she wavered. As a humanoid who'd been nauseated by cinnamon rolls, M4 had a deep psychological scar on the food. It was one of the few things she hated to face.

It seemed like a lot of fun. Sun Yang really wanted to see M4 crying and eating cinnamon rolls bit by bit under his command.

"It seems that you have no confidence in your skills, M4? Okay, okay, it's time for me to get up and move around..." Sun Yang tried to struggle, but was immediately pushed back by M4.

"If it tastes okay, don't cheat, okay?" M4 took out a glutinous rice dumpling from her bag and stuffed it directly into Sun Yang's mouth. Sun Yang choked.

"..." Did this guy forget that humans can't eat this kind of thing all at once? After Sun Yang chewed it vigorously, his tongue tasted a strong bitterness, spiciness, sourness, sweetness, saltiness, and the texture of vegetables.

It feels like putting pickles and sauces from all over the world in one. The ingredients are fine, but the combination is problematic. Damn, food doesn't taste better just by mixing things you think are delicious together!

"Repent and eat the cinnamon roll as much as you can! I want to appreciate the way you eat, M4... Oh, by the way, the taste system cannot be turned off~" Sun Yang swallowed the glutinous rice dumpling with great difficulty, and gave M4 a very devilish order.

"Is it really necessary? Doesn't this taste good? I've put in all the pickled vegetables with the highest ratings, and added sauce to enhance the flavor. There's no room for me to do anything!" M4 looked really embarrassed.

Sun Yang just gave a meaningful smile.

"Why did my commander develop such a ridiculous hobby..." M4 wailed, then placed an order and asked the drone to deliver the cinnamon rolls.

Soon, Sun Yang's command room was filled with M4's whimpering and the sound of swallowing food.

***

I felt like I heard M4 crying, which was really strange. Maybe my auditory system made a mistake in recognition.

Pascal hummed a nonsensical tune as she headed towards the Oasis's central laboratory. She was in a wonderful mood, and could laugh off any strange thing she saw.

The humanoids around looked at Pascal sideways when they saw her like this, but Pascal was already used to being stared at by many humanoids. After all, as the de facto leader of Oasis, she was naturally the focus of many people's attention.

Even today, there were more people looking sideways. Perhaps it was because Pascal had never moved around so cheerfully and with such a broad smile on her face. After all, she usually looked troubled or had a stern face, writing or calculating.

Hehehe, it must be because I'm wearing the professor's clothes! Pascal openly showed off the distorted clothes on his body, as if swearing his sovereignty.

This is not Pascal's own clothing style. After thinking about it, the people around her naturally came to only one conclusion, that is, she was wandering outside wearing professor's clothes.

Oh, I'm so happy. I'll go see if I can have some fun tonight. With all these random thoughts in mind, Pascal opened the information security lab where Antonina worked. This was where Antonina conducted daily iterative network security research and server maintenance.

Besides Antonina, there are more than a dozen other agents assisting her in her work. Antonina describes them as her apprentices, and over time, they can help her share a lot of maintenance work, saving her time and computing power. Otherwise, she alone would not be able to maintain and operate the increasingly complex base network facilities.

"Good morning, Antonina~" Pascal greeted her warmly. Antonina turned to look at Pascal as if she had seen a ghost.

"A nourished humanoid is pouring out his enthusiasm all over the base, and you are still wandering around in your professor's clothes, afraid that others don't know what you have done." Antonina made a sharp comment when she saw Pascal's appearance.

"It's okay~" Pascal admitted straightforwardly.

"Really? Really? Congratulations, Pascal. Ugh! What's that smell? Pascal? What did you do with the professor?!" Antonina was about to hand the backup paperwork to Pascal when she caught a whiff of something. It wasn't a terrible smell, just... sweat.

"I stayed with the professor yesterday and didn't do anything. It was a wonderful day." Pascal was completely unaware that something seemed to be wrong with him.

"Yes, so happy that your whole body is filled with the professor's scent?" Antonina leaned closer and inhaled the smell in the air. Her humanoid system immediately analyzed the smell, and soon she knew the answer to the strange smell.

"Hmph!" Antonina pressed Pascal's abdomen, and Pascal immediately bent down nervously.

"What are you doing suddenly, Antonina?" Pascal looked a little flustered.

"You even came to work with all this stuff stored!" Antonina immediately scanned Pascal. "There's so much of it?! You pervert!"

"It's not a big deal, it won't affect my work..." Pascal said defensively. However, she was met with an uppercut from Antonina, which sent her buttocks bouncing back and forth.

"Is this how you torture the professor? If you don't change your body, don't even think about starting work today! Use your mental program, these things have occupied too many of your thinking circuits! You're out of your mind!" Antonina kicked Pascal, who was still immersed in a happy mood, out with a beating and scolding, and asked her to change her body.

496 Daily Life at the Base (2)

After a period of chaos and fighting, Pascal finally changed back to his original body and participated in the scientific research and construction work of the oasis.

After a long period of participation in scientific research, a large number of intelligent agents have accumulated sufficient mental data and have been upgraded, and are finally capable of performing scientific research positions in all aspects.

Originally, these humanoids who could only help out and usually existed only as background panels finally alleviated the shortage of scientific researchers in Oasis.

If Oasis relied solely on its own research projects, the accumulation of research data would be far from enough. But fortunately, their professor had traveled to several worlds and even brought back some research robots as helpers.

Initially, Oasis simply absorbed various advanced combat data from the Advanced Warfare World. Later, the Oasis humanoids, the Great Mountain Thoughts from the Fallout World, the Apocalypse Followers, the medical research robot Curie, and the remaining personnel of the Academy jointly developed a variety of chaotic technologies.

Some of these technological developments were advanced, others were archaeological, but the rich experience gained rapidly allowed the agents to grow in intelligence. Currently, Oasis even has the capacity to select some of the best agents to send to the XCOM world to assist with subsequent development work.

Of course, the reason for the replacement was that Sun Yang and Pascal were worried that after the war, someone in the XCOM world would try to seize the research dolls. Although Sun Yang had intimidated the surviving factions with his unparalleled power, who knew for sure that someone would be so crazy as to kidnap a doll?

Compared to those precious core research humanoids, the loss of a grown-up intelligent being would be minimal even if it were captured. Although this idea was rather cold-blooded, considering the potential risks, Sun Yang agreed to do so.

However, up to now, the scientific research cooperation between the two sides has been quite harmonious. XCOM has the support of Sun Yang, so it is very decisive when doing things.

Sun Yang had no intention of intervening as a peacemaker or mediator. As long as it didn't affect the analysis, you could do whatever you wanted. But if the Oasis humanoids ran into any trouble, Sun Yang wouldn't mind taking down these troublesome resistance groups after defeating the aliens.

"But I'm sure Commander Lunna of the XCOM Avenger will be able to keep the situation under control. She's a reliable commander and has been dealing with various forces on Earth for a long time. We can just leave the affairs of that world to her. Let's just focus on our own affairs."

Sun Yang stroked the dog's warm head while explaining things to Pascal and the agent.

[Master, I understand. Regarding the plan to increase production of humanoids, will we continue with technological iteration?] Across the communication channel, the agent, dressed in a maid outfit, completely ignored the dog lying on Sun Yang's body and calmly reported and inquired.

"Just keep iterating. I'm still not sure what new technologies we'll encounter in the future. Setting standard specifications too early will only restrict our hands. Agent, have all the humanoid combat capabilities met the standards?" Sun Yang began to discuss the next project.

"Training in the operation of state-of-the-art power armor, the maintenance and use of various weapons, and newly honed tactical arrangements has been completed. All tactical humanoids are proficient in operating our equipment." The agent sent the training results to Sun Yang. According to this chart, even the clumsiest humanoids have achieved their training goals and are ready to participate in combat at any time.

"Professor, are you planning any major missions?" Pascal asked. After all, Sun Yang rarely interfered with these matters, remaining completely hands-off.

In his original words, this is called division of labor and cooperation. The agent and Pascal are responsible for operations and scientific research, and he runs around collecting various resources, talents and technologies.

Pascal did not point out the fact that Sun Yang wanted to be lazy. It is not a big deal for humans to be lazy. It is not like they will do nothing for years.

"There may be a big move. Pascal, you should know that there is something wrong with the health of Ains in the Advanced Warfare World. I asked you to prepare a treatment plan." Sun Yang looked at Pascal in the window, with the face of a leader who was not working and came to ask about the progress of the project.

"With current technology, we have several alternative plans. But what does the treatment plan have to do with preparing tactical dolls?" Pascal still didn't understand.

"Depending on the situation, we may have to help Ains carry out a large-scale operation to clean up the traitors. Or we can get rid of Ains." Sun Yang still has some feelings for this former partner and will not kill him easily.

But if he can't continue to provide the services and supplies that Griffin Base needs, and he secretly does some small things on his own, then there is nothing he can do.

"If he really can't control his empire, then I'll have to cover for him. But at that time, I'll have to take away some of his industrial facilities as appropriate. Although I'm not good at operations, supporting an agent to take charge shouldn't be a big problem." Sun Yang said seriously.