Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

Why would a horsegirl from Texas study at a Japanese horsegirl academy?

Quite confusing...

Bang!

"ALL IN ALL! In short! You can't have breakfast without a hamburger!!"

Slamming the table, Daiki quickly stood up and stared at Uozuka Saburo, saying forcefully, then immediately squatted down with his ears drooping, staring at him with tearful eyes like an abandoned puppy: "Hey, please, Nathan, just give me a hamburger, okay? I want one! Just one!!"

"...Oh, alright..."

Noticing that some horse girls around had been attracted by the noise made by the Daiki Express, Uozuka Saburo checked his watch, sighed helplessly, and handed the well-packaged hamburger on the plate to the other party, which instantly made her mood brighten up. She was so happy that she jumped up on the spot!

"WOW! THANK YOU SO MUCH, Nathan! You're such a benefactor to me!!"

Seeing the big tree express who wanted to rush over and hug him, Uozuka Saburo quickly stopped her impulsive behavior, walked around to the other side of the table silently and said to her: "Okay, okay, no need to thank me, you eat first, I have something to do, so I'll leave first!"

"Oh! Wait a minute, this guy is a burden! I haven't exchanged gifts with you yet!"

"No, no, this is what I should do as a teacher. Just eat it yourself."

Feeling that time was running out, Uozuka Saburo waved his hands repeatedly and walked out of the cafeteria without looking back while talking to her: "Also, I'm not your trainer, but your new teacher! If you really want to return the favor, you must cooperate with me in future work!"

"!!! WHAT!? It's actually from the TEACHER!!"

"Remember my name! My name is: Uozuka Saburo————"

“Teacher————!!!”

Dashu Express maintained an Erkang-like expression until the other party's tall figure completely disappeared from sight, and then he finally ended his acting mode. The whole horse girl's mood became better.

With such an interesting and friendly teacher, school life is becoming more and more promising!

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Delayed by the Daishu Express, Uozuka Saburo had to speed up his pace. He finally arrived at his assigned work department: the General Administrative Office fifteen minutes before work. With the help of his leaders and new colleagues, he successfully started his first day as a school teacher.

Tresen Academy is an academy mainly for horse girls. Its settings and equipment in many aspects are different from those of ordinary colleges and universities. Its nature is closer to a half-sports school and half-training camp model. Participating in competitions and getting good results are the main goals, and attending classes and exams become relatively secondary and auxiliary.

However, it would not be easy to ensure basic management order and material supply when gathering so many horse girls who have excellent physical fitness but immature minds.

Not to mention anything else, the canteen alone that provides all the horse girls with unlimited three meals a day and midnight snacks, the daily cost of purchasing food is an astronomical figure. Not only do these foods need to be checked in accounts and transported, but even the preparation and processing of delicious food requires a large cooking team totaling more than three digits that takes turns working. From time to time, there will be one or two big eaters who are in the mood to clear out the ingredients and make additional arrangements for transportation.

And that was just the situation in the Logistics Department. While the General Administration Office, to which Uozuka Saburo was assigned, didn't have to deal with the nearly exhausting and endless workload of Logistics and Finance, it was the most troublesome department in the entire academy, with the highest turnover rate...

The reason is simple. Not only do they have to manage trivial matters such as preserving the academic records of the horse girls, they are also responsible for daily communication with these horse girls whose average strength is three times that of adult male humans. They are also responsible for applying for training venues, equipment reimbursement, material supplies, personnel transfers, attendance at competitions, seminars and celebrations, and even applications to leave school. All these trivial matters are under their control!

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Chapter 11: On the Work List of the Functional Departments of Tressen College

Just like some large international companies, in Tresen, where horse girls only need to train well and run as much as they want, it is the administrative department that supports the healthy operation of its entire system, allowing every idea of ​​the young chairman to be realized and every request of the horse girls and trainers to be responded to. It is like a butler in a big house coordinating all issues, allowing every drop of "blood" to flow smoothly along the "blood vessels" to the designated part according to standard procedures and give full play to its role.

With such a huge workload, the difficulty of the work naturally increases.

In the General Administration Office, the staff are always faced with tasks so frustrating they'll make you want to bang your head against the wall. These include issues like damage caused by the horse girls themselves, damage caused by conflicts between horse girls and other horse girls, damage caused by disagreements between horse girls and their trainers, and so on. Even the slightest favoritism will immediately offend the other side, and when you can't reason with these naturally powerful little girls, you're likely to provoke a violent backlash beyond your imagination...

Therefore, over the years, the concept that "office staff are consumables" has been deeply rooted in the minds of every faculty member in Tresen Academy. The vast majority of new teachers assigned here will cry and ask for a transfer or resign after working for three weeks or a month - no matter how great their promises were before they joined!

And if someone can hold on for a year or two without suffering any health problems, they will almost be worshipped like a god!

Uozuka Saburo's goal is to become this "God"!

Isn’t it just about handling documents and following procedures? Isn’t it about coordinating and planning among all parties?

He has been with the eldest brother for so many years and has been in the organization for so many years, and he does this just for the sake of it!

You say horse girls are dangerous? Are they more dangerous than a bunch of psychopaths who carry bombs and sniper rifles with them every day?

You say these trainers are greedy and want exorbitant demands? You haven't seen the greedy mouths of the researchers and operations team in the organization!

You said that coordinating too many people is difficult? Do you find it difficult to coordinate hundreds of peripheral members on a single mission?

Of course, there is still a subtle difference between the two - after the negotiations break down, he can't just shoot the other party to death.

But so what? Aren't they just a bunch of strong little brats?

He has simple thinking and is gullible. He is so easy to manipulate!

"This is it."

Carrying a newly issued briefcase and a notice with the heading "Discipline Issued", Vodka stood at the door of a student dormitory named Lidong, silently thinking about how to complete this first task beautifully.

As we all know, adolescent boys and girls hate to see others refute their opinions. Almost every time their very strange project applications are rejected, the teachers who convey the message will be subjected to hostility and implicit threats of violence. Over time, the notices that should have been issued directly to the students were thrown to their trainers, who then passed them on to them.

But this brings up a problem: those horse girls who haven't been assigned a trainer yet but have already awakened their talent for causing trouble cannot find anyone to help collect it on their behalf.

Each dormitory does have a dormitory head who is responsible for recording the check-in status of the horse girls returning to the dormitory every day. However, this dormitory head is often one of the strongest and most hardworking horse girls in the entire dormitory. It is normal for him to be away from home after training hard all day long. It is impossible for him to appear at any time to help pass on some more urgent notices.

Therefore, this kind of work has become a complete chore, which is thankless and hateful. It has always been an exclusive category used to make enthusiastic newcomers see the cruel reality, and everyone avoids it.

This naturally does not include Uozuka Saburo, after all, he regards this job as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

However... just as he was looking up the head of the Ritsuto Dormitory and planning to try the regular route first, a sudden roar nearly frightened him to death:

"Vodka! You damn bastard!!!"

"!!!???"

Who!? Who is calling his code name!?

When did I expose myself!?

"...No!? That voice isn't coming towards me!"

After several seconds of being in a defensive posture and not seeing a single ghost around him, Uozuka Saburo finally realized that he had made a mistake and was fighting a battle of wits with the air.

Fortunately, it was class time, and most of the horse girls were in the teaching building, receiving the normal learning content for their age. The few who did not have classes stayed in the dormitory. There was no one or horse wandering outside watching his strange actions, which saved him from the threat of social death.

...But what exactly was that shouting just now?

Vodka (VODKA)... There is no way I can mishear the syllables of this word.

Could it be that Arima-musume also has this name?

A somewhat unbelievable guess, which was the most suitable for the current situation, suddenly popped up in Uozuka Saburo's mind, and he suddenly felt a wonderful feeling in his heart.

It was at this moment, as if they had come specifically to answer his doubts, that two horse girls who looked about the same age as Silent Suzuka appeared on the stairs and rushed towards the dormitory door one after the other.

The horse girl chasing behind had red hair tied into a pair of large pigtails dangling behind her head. Her face was filled with anger as she shouted the same words Uozuka Saburo had just heard: "You bastard Vodka! How dare you steal my pudding! I saved it for a late-night dessert, and I will never let you off!!!"

"Lulululu~ It's your own fault, Yamato!" The short black-haired horsegirl named Vodka stuck out her tongue and said as she ran, "You clearly need to control your diet during your fat-cutting period, but you secretly hid this high-calorie food and planned to sneak it away. You deserve it, I'll eat it!"

"Shut up! Didn't you also secretly add extra food? Believe it or not, I'll report you to the dorm head!?"

"Tsk, just go if you want to? You have no evidence anyway!"

Vodka paused with a sly look on her face, pointing to the paper plate she'd been holding since a while ago with a wicked smile. "I've always been incredibly clean, but you, on the other hand, didn't even bother to provide evidence and left it lying around without even eating the original. What on earth would happen if I reported you to the dorm head and had your bed searched?"

"Ugh!!! Kuso... Iron Mee!!!"

"Meahahaha! This is me... Ouch!?"

Quite suddenly, Vodka felt that he had bumped into a hard wall of flesh. The whole body of the horse girl froze for a moment. It took her several seconds to come back to her senses. She raised her head and looked at the ferocious triangular eyes under the sunglasses in a daze.

“…Uncle, who are you??”

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Chapter 12 Daddy is so kind

Lowering his head, Uozuka Saburo silently looked at the adorable little girl leaning motionless against his chest, and suddenly a wonderful idea came to his mind:

He slowly stretched out his hand, grabbed the back of Vodka's school uniform neckband while Vodka looked puzzled and Yamato Akagi behind her looked terrified, and slowly lifted her up like a port crane.

"...!!!"

"...!?"

"..."

This weight is surprisingly light, isn't it?

She looks just like an ordinary middle school girl. She doesn't even weigh 90 kilograms, right?

If that's the case...

"Hey! What are you doing, weird uncle? Hurry up and let me down, Mr. Voltka!"

Vodka hadn't been picked up like a chicken like this since he was three years old. He felt curious and embarrassed. He started kicking around randomly, but he didn't even have the slightest intention of attacking the strange uncle in front of him.

The distance between her and the opponent was clearly more than enough for her to unleash a vicious uppercut with her arms that hadn't yet fully grown! Why wasn't she attacking?!?

Yamato Akagi, who was standing behind trembling, felt quite confused.

After taking a puzzled look at the little girl with the same name and surname as himself, Uozuka Saburo stopped torturing her. He used his strong arms to put her steadily on the ground, and also straightened the back of her school uniform which was a little wrinkled.

"Don't run in corridors and stairs. It's very dangerous. This is common sense."

"Oh, oh? Oh~" It took Vodka two seconds to react, and he said with a hearty smile, "Yeah! I know, thank you for your concern, uncle!"

"......Um."

Although I don't know when I started to care about her, it seems like a good thing, so I just let her be.

"Hey, uncle! Are your muscles well-developed? You're incredibly strong! How do you usually train?"

"Well, it's okay, it's just..."

"And more! That one just now..."

"Hey Vodka! What are you doing!?"

Standing at the back, watching his roommate chatting so freely with the strange black man Uozuka Saburo, Yamato Akagi couldn't help himself. He suppressed his fear and shouted, "We've never seen this guy before. He must have bad intentions standing at the door of our dormitory! Don't get so close to him!!"

"What? Don't talk about that uncle like that, Yamato! He doesn't mean any harm!"

I don't know why, even though he has those fierce triangular eyes and looks exactly like the standard villain face in TV dramas, Vodka just feels that he looks very friendly.

How do you describe this feeling? It's like... you can joke around with him and still be completely tolerant of your taciturn father?

It makes people want to hug each other involuntarily!

“Huh!? You, did you get knocked unconscious by that collision? Come here now!!”

"Humph! I won't! Don't even think about destroying all the evidence against Pudding while I'm not paying attention!"

"What did you say? I haven't even settled the score with you yet!"

"Lululululu~Come here~Come here~"

"hateful!!!"

Seeing that the ponytailed girl seemed to be afraid of him and didn't come to catch Vodka hiding behind him, Uozuka Saburo coughed lightly, pushed up his sunglasses and said, "Um, teacher, I'm really sorry for looking so fierce, but remember not to say that to others in the future, okay? They'll be very hurt."

"Huh? How about the others...wait!"

Yamato Akagi paused, and Vodka, who had stuck his head out, showed a surprised expression. He pointed at Uozuka Saburo from a distance and said, "You, you, you are the teacher!?"

"Uncle, you're a teacher!?"

"Well, I just started working yesterday, and today is my first day at work."

He took out the name tag that his department leader had given him this morning from his chest and showed it to the two girls. Only then did Uozuka Saburo see that Yamato Akagi's tense body relaxed, and he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately...if this girl had misunderstood him because of his suspicious behavior, and then turned around and ran into the dormitory, shouting loudly, his first impression on the girls in Lidong Dormitory would have been completely ruined.

It's all thanks to this little pony girl who is destined to be with me.