Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

"Haha, of course. Why would I get angry with a kid?"

Pretending to be generous, he patted Sakura Shinou's round head. Uozuka Saburo tried his best to make his triangular eyes look less scary, and looked directly into the other's cherry blossom eyes and said, "After all, you will be my student in the future, so let's get along well!"

“…Hey hey hey hey!! Are you the teacher’s?!”

"Oh? Didn't I tell you that?"

Deliberately putting on a wicked face to calm down the frightened Sakura Shinou, Uozuka Saburo ruffled her neatly combed hair while saying, "I, Uozuka Saburo, am 35 years old. I'm applying for the administrative teacher position at Central Tresen Academy."

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“Hmm~Hmm~”

"Goo..."

"Hmm~"

Wearing a white sun hat with a cat on it, the little girl named Akikawa Yayoi sat upright on the chairman's tall seat with her eyes closed. She formed a sharp contrast with Uozuka Saburo, who put on his sunglasses again and huddled nervously on a bench that was one size smaller than himself.

On the table in front of her was the resume submitted by Uozuka Saburo, and she had already turned to the last page and read it.

Then, she suddenly opened her eyes, and the fan in her hand suddenly opened, with two large characters written on it:

"Permission granted! We accept your application!"

"Really? Thank you so much!" Uozuka Saburo said from the bottom of his heart.

He had just thought that the fake identity fabricated by the organization was about to be exposed, and was about to attack and hurt someone! What a close call!

"Of course! Your past experience is very impressive, far exceeding the needs of an administrative teacher at the academy. I am very..."

Putting away her fans, Akikawa Yayoi pointed at Uozuka Saburo from afar and said with a smile, "I'm looking forward to it! Because I see very excellent qualities in you!"

"Great...eh? Excellent qualities?"

"Hmm, suggestion! Don't just settle for an administrative position, how about becoming a horse girl's trainer?"

"...Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee???"

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What is the third jump “Horse Jump”?

Trainer, drag that, according to legend, can be responsible for one-on-one teaching of these horse racing girls whose physical fitness is three times that of adult men and are generally good-looking, and there is a high possibility that they will eventually tie the knot with each other. It can be said to be a private tutor among private tutors, and it is a dream position that makes countless neighbors envy at night.

Now, it is right in front of Uozuka Saburo, and he can get it as long as he nods.

Then...his choice is clear...

"Sorry, I refuse!"

“Ehhhhhhh!!?”

"Surprise! Truly surprised!"

Having used this position as bait in past interviews, Akigawa Yayoi had almost always been successful. She had never expected to be rejected outright. She even forgot to fold her fan and stood blankly behind the table, asking, "Question! Didn't you come here out of love for Uma-sama and the desire to meet her up close?"

Who the hell wants to get up close and personal with a bunch of teenage Astartes?! Who the hell loves these living Gundams?!

If it weren't for the order from big brother, I would rather die by crashing my head into a Porsche 911 than come to your crappy place. It's just asking for trouble!

————Words like that definitely shouldn't be said...

"Alas... It's not that I don't want to, but I just can't."

Although unlikely, the organization's intelligence network revealed that Chairman Akikawa had a history of using trainer positions to trick people into working for free. Uozuka Saburo took the time to prepare a contingency plan, instantly embracing the situation. "Although I've worked in management and operations, and have many years of administrative experience, it's precisely through this experience that I've come to realize a truth: humans have their limits."

"What!?"

Chairman Akikawa was so shocked by this sudden change of topic that he was speechless for a moment.

"Isn't it? The more scheming a person is, the more likely they are to fall into unexpected difficulties. After all their schemes, they end up with nothing."

"You...what are you talking about? What exactly do you want to say?" asked Tetsuna Shunkawa with a little anxiety.

"I'm saying, I won't do... ahem, as someone who has no idea about the many aspects of horsegirl training, I can't just start out as a trainer!"

Almost unable to contain the slur, Uozuka Saburo pushed his square sunglasses up guiltily and said righteously, "At Central Tresen Academy, both students and trainees are supposed to have achieved certain results in local academy competitions, accumulated a certain amount of experience, and passed the layers of selection and assessment to obtain this status, and be promoted to the strongest place in the country. If even a layman like me, who has never studied in this system, can skip these requirements and obtain status directly, isn't it ridiculous?"

"..."

"..."

"It's important for people to know themselves. If I were to become a trainer now, I would only harm those horse racing ladies who should be shining brightly."

Sitting upright on a small bench with his back straight and his legs stretched out, Uozuka Saburo concluded his speech: "So, I can't accept your kindness. I came here today to do three things: apply for an administrative teacher position, apply for an administrative teacher position, and damn, apply for an administrative teacher position!"

"Great! That's very well said!!"

"!!?"

He was startled by the sudden cheers from behind him, and his strong body curled up unconsciously for a moment. When he turned around, he found that it was another girl with ears on her head who said it.

She had long, clean hair, light brown in the back and dark brown in the front, with a streak of white hair dangling from the front. She was so instantly recognizable that even Uozuka Saburo, who had never paid full attention to Uma Musume, recognized her instantly.

The student council president of Central Tresen Academy, the undefeated triple champion who dominated all G1-level competitions, and the symbol of the legendary horse girl Rudolph!

"In recent years, there have been a lot of scoundrels trying to sneak into the academy with dirty intentions. It's been a long time since I've seen someone as refreshing and steady as you! Chairman, please make sure to recruit this talented person into the academy!"

"I see! That's exactly what we mean!"

Finally understanding what Uozuka Saburo meant, Akikawa Yayoi became excited and laughed while waving her folding fan, "Ahahahahaha~ I see! I completely understand your intentions. You will definitely be a good teacher who truly cares about Uma-sama in the future!"

No, no, no... Forget about being a teacher. I don't have anything to teach these little girls.

"So! Uozuka Saburo-san, your application has been approved. You will officially start work tomorrow, Monday!"

Having Tetsuna Sugawa put away Uozuka Saburo's information, Yayoi Akigawa turned to the new horsewoman and called out, "Excuse me! Student Council President Rudolph will take our new teacher around the academy and introduce him to her! After lunch, we'll go to the staff dormitory. I'll make all the arrangements!"

"I understand. Leave it to me, Chairman."

Rudolph bowed to Akikawa Yayoi with impeccable etiquette, then smiled at Uozuka Saburo, who stood up, and said, "Please follow me, Uozuka-sensei."

"Oh, okay, thank you again, Chairman Akikawa, and Secretary Junchuan, thank you very much!"

"No! Go!"

"Do a good job, Mr. Uozuka~"

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Strolling through the campus with the student council president, Uozuka Saburo, dressed in black and wearing black sunglasses, unsurprisingly became the focus of the entire school. Wherever he went, scattered or groups of pony girls and trainers cast curious glances at him, making him, who was used to walking in the dark, feel quite uncomfortable.

Whether central or local, Tresen Academy is a unified full-time boarding school, and even on days like Saturdays and Sundays, the campus is full of students wandering around.

They are either doing intensive training, reading or doing homework, or chatting with friends. In short, it seems quite lively.

What's more...I don't know if it was arranged by my eldest brother.

It is now late August, which is the end of the summer vacation for students. Most of those who should be back have returned. Every pony girl is full of energy with anticipation for the new semester, and feels fresh and curious about all the changes around them.

Naturally, he, a stranger who exuded the aura of a gangster brother, became the most curious sight in their eyes.

"Mr. Uozuka, before the tour begins, I have a question for you, is that okay?"

"Ok?"

As they walked, Rudolph, the symbol in front of them, suddenly stopped, turned around and looked at him seriously. Uozuka Saburo couldn't help but feel a pang of anxiety, but he couldn't help but frown and nodded: "Well, of course, no problem, go ahead."

"Excuse me, but... do you know what a 'horse jump' is?"

"......Eh?"

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The fourth jump of the humanoid tank!

...horse jumping?

Isn't that a dance move those horsegirls use? The one where they put their hands on their ears and pretend to be bunnies?

Why was she asking this? Could it be... some kind of industry jargon?

In an instant, Vodka, who was well-versed in all kinds of industry jargon, thought of many ways to interpret it, but quickly dismissed them from his mind. He pretended to be ignorant and said, "Yeah, you know? It's the dance moves that the winners of the most important competition at Central Tresen Academy do when they dance, right? I hear it all the time!"

This was not a lie. In the past 48 hours, he had watched at least 100 live concerts of Uma Musume Legend. The pronunciation of the word "Wuma Piao" was almost engraved in his DNA. He felt uncomfortable every time he thought about it.

"Really? It seems you are..."

"Hmm? Miss Rudolph, did you say anything?"

"...Ahem, no, I was saying you're absolutely right!"

Rudolph Symbol smoothly passed over the topic and nodded. He said in a more friendly manner than before: "Also, although I am the student council president, I am still a student of this academy. Please call me Rudolph Symbol directly!"

"Eh? Is it okay, Rudolph...symbol?"

"Hey! You don't have to be so reserved. You can be more confident."

"Yes! Thank you!"

Done!

On the first day of work, before even starting the job, I already won over the student council president who is a legendary horse girl. It was really smooth sailing!

"Yuzhong, put aside all your evil thoughts when you go in there and interact with them like a normal middle-aged teacher. Remember, for creatures like these with exceptionally keen senses, sincerity is the best way to make friends."

Thinking about his elder brother's words in his mind, Uozuka Saburo secretly clenched his fists in his heart.

Don't worry, brother, I won't let you down!

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Next, following Rudolph Symbol, with whom his relationship had improved a little, Uozuka Saburo spent the whole morning touring the entire Central Tresen Academy.

It must be said that although the area of ​​the building was not the largest among the buildings he had seen, it was indeed the most luxurious school he had ever seen:

Not to mention the regular buildings such as the school hall, teaching building and library, there are also things like the 400-meter-long swimming pool with more than ten lanes, the 500-square-meter gym with tons of weighted iron sheets, the carrot farm of nearly one hectare, and various daily facilities made of military-grade materials, which almost blinded Saburo Uozuka's eyes.

The most exaggerated thing is the playground track with large circles inside small circles, with the outermost circle being 3,200 meters long, and the dozen or so giant tires that are only used by giant engineering vehicles piled up beside the track!

That thing weighed as much as a car! He actually saw a horse girl tying a rope around the tire and dragging it around in circles! There wasn't even a trace left on the grass!

It's simply inhuman!!

Although he had seen horse girls on the street before and watched some horse girl competitions, Uozuka Saburo still did not have an intuitive and clear understanding of the athletic abilities of horse girls. He thought they were just a group of little girls with ears and tails who ran very fast, nothing big.

Until now, after witnessing such an exaggerated scene with his own eyes and feeling the still-aching pain in his back from the impact, Uozuka Saburo finally understood:

These aren't some healthy-bodied, but fragile-hearted little girls! They're nothing more than walking tanks, made of steel and iron!

He finally understood how his usual trading partners felt when they looked at him...

Did he really want to spend the next few years living with these tanks, teaching them and helping them with their daily chores?

I heard that students of the recent generation are very arrogant. They will beat up teachers if they don’t like them, and they will even join hands to beat them up... Can his life safety be guaranteed?

"Mr. Uozuka? Mr. Uozuka! Mr. Uozuka—"

"Okay, okay, I heard you!"

He slapped Sakura Shinou's face and pushed her body back onto the seat next to him. Uozuka Saburo said angrily, "What do you want me to do? Can't you see I'm thinking about something?"

"But! Mr. Uozuka, you haven't touched the food in front of you since just now!"

Because the student union still had things to deal with, when the time was almost up and Rudolph had finished visiting the main places, he caught Sakura Shinou, who had been following him all the way out of guilt, and asked her to take Uozuka Saburo to the cafeteria for lunch and then safely send him to the school staff dormitory.

This girl was truly careless. After explaining their ill-fated relationship, Uozuka Saburo, out of respect, told Rudolph in front of him that he really didn't mind her clash, and she completely believed it! The whole girl was as enthusiastic as a blooming chrysanthemum, completely disregarding social distance and asking him all sorts of questions, which really annoyed him...

Fortunately, this girl came to me. If it was my elder brother who came here and was annoyed like this...

Some red images that had to be blurred came to his mind, and Uozuka Saburo felt secretly happy for a moment, but then he fell into deeper depression.

I was clearly wearing all black today...how come, except for the passengers in that car, these teachers and students of Tresen College are not afraid of me at all?