A young love story that started with exorcism

A young love story that started with exorcism

Author: Yan Shuangqiang

Summary:

Takahashi Takumi, who travels through the world of anime, has not had time to enjoy his youth, as evil spirits, cursed spirits, ghouls, and monsters come one after another. It is impossible to lie down, and he can only rely on working for Gold Finger to maintain his life.

Yotsuya Miko: Takahashi-kun is here, I feel safe

Yukinoshita Yukino: After learning the truth about the world, I want to save more people. Will you help me?

Shinomiya Kaguya: Today I want Takahashi Takumi to confess to me, otherwise I will...

Kasumigaoka Utaha: Junior, can you help me find some inspiration?

Volume One

Chapter 1 The Visible Me

Sitting in the second to last row of the classroom, next to the window, you can observe the situation in the entire classroom by turning sideways, and you can turn your head to enjoy the scenery outside the window. This is Wang’s hometown.

How many protagonists have sat in this position, chin in hand, looking out the window, only to be called upon by the teacher during class to ask a question? From there, the protagonist's storyline unfolds, whether it's a campus romance, daily life, or a superpowered battle.

"But why can't I sit in that position?" Takahashi Takumi looked at the throne on his left and cried out unwillingly.

"After all, I'm a noble Chinese time traveler. Now that I've arrived at a Japanese-style campus, it's really annoying to be separated by a seat."

Takahashi Takumi, whose family doesn't run a tofu shop and he doesn't have the habit of racing, was possessed by this Chinese time traveler just because he suddenly died after playing Cat Riot all night last night.

This time traveler, whose name remains unknown, appears ordinary, yet he bears the heavy responsibility of appraising various anime works. Often, helping viewers sort out the dross, he pulls all-nighters to examine vast quantities of works. One day, a time traveler's master finds his spirit, ushering it through time and space, breaking through the barriers of the world and descending into this world. However, whether he bears this heavy responsibility remains unknown!

Today, before Takahashi Takumi had time to understand his own situation, he walked out of the empty house in a daze and walked into his classroom - Class F of the second year of Shuchiin Academy.

"High school life is so... ahem, high school life is so great!"

Looking at the girls in his class, Takahashi Takumi sighed and said that the quality of the girls here was really high. From his memory, he knew that there were many girls with good figures and looks. Looking throughout the entire campus, there was no ugly girl, and there was not even a fat girl.

But surprisingly, famous people from various works all make an appearance, like Kaguya Shinomiya, Yukinoshita Yukino, Kasumigaoka Utaha, and other unknown female protagonists I can't remember. It's clearly a variety show, and it's focused on everyday school romance. But there's a guy named Sakamoto? The basketball club is always talking about who's the best in the "Generation of Miracles"?

How many works have been mashed together in this? Takahashi Takumi lamented helplessly, but he felt a slight sense of relief. After all, he still hadn't discovered any cheat codes. He absolutely couldn't expect any dangerous characters to appear, like monsters from the sea? The Hero Association? And that Tokyo Sad Ghost, too. Please, don't show up.

However, just as Takahashi Takumi was praying, a gloomy figure floated into the classroom. Yes, it floated in, not walked in!

"Can you see me?"

"Can you see it?"

"..."

Wang Defa! Are you playing dirty tricks on me? Just, cough, don't come over here!

Upon seeing this limbless, black, twisted, humanoid creature, Takahashi paled with fear and quickly lowered his head to read a book, trying to get away with it. He silently prayed that he would remember the name Natsume Takashi, truly healed, and reject the bloody terror.

At this moment, Takahashi Takumi suddenly found that on his right side, two trembling legs were frequently tapping the ground. The legs looked slender and round, so he gave them a score of 9; then he looked up and saw whose face it was.

Oh, it's you, Yotsuya Miko, the Seeing Girl! Possessing extremely powerful Yin-Yang eyes, she can see powerful evil spirits, gods, and other spirits that ordinary psychics cannot see.

There are pictures here, which can be viewed after the updated version

How could you not remember it when it was right next to you? But Jianzi, your acting is too bad. Even a blind person can see that there is something wrong with you. Can you do that? I guess you have to pretend to be in a hurry to go to the toilet later. This Jianzi is so lame.

At this moment, Jianzi next to him happened to look over.

Jianzi was devastated. She'd peed herself on the bus the previous day, and when she got home, there were those terrifying things in the refrigerator and bathroom. She'd nearly wet her pants twice. Even her bed had been invaded by these ghosts. Throwing salt on the rice pile was no use. She fought back her tears and finally fell asleep near dawn. She'd planned to catch up on some sleep at school, but now the classroom wasn't peaceful either!

Suddenly, Takahashi, the classmate next to me, started shaking and his teeth were chattering. Is he cold?

No! Kenko suddenly realized that Takahashi had been trembling since that terrifying evil spirit floated in. He was trembling with fear! Could he see it too? He definitely could, just like Kenko. Just look at his expression.

Well, I'm really scared! Jianzi suddenly breathed a sigh of relief at this moment.

"There really are people like me in this world, but why is he looking at me so strangely? Is he looking at me with amusement, with contempt? I'm just having a little trembling in my legs. You're so scared that your teeth are chattering, and you still have the mind to laugh at me?"

Suddenly, Jianzi's blood boiled. He had to maintain his dignity as a high school student. He took a deep breath to stop his legs from shaking, raised his head, and faced his fear.

"Can you see?"

The ghost had already come to Jianzi's front desk. The eerie and terrifying feeling immediately broke Jianzi's courage that he had just mustered up. He quickly lowered his head to write and draw to cover up his inner fear.

Humph, you little brat. Takahashi Takumi saw through Miko's little trick, and couldn't help but laugh at her being instantly reduced to her original form. But the evil spirit had already arrived, and Takahashi Takumi began his show. After all, as long as it didn't discover that he could see it, it couldn't do anything.

It's just acting skills. The Grand Slam winner of the Jin Kun Awards and the Oscar-winning Prince of Face-Changing deserves his reputation in vain.

He calmed down, his face didn't blush, he didn't breathe, and he even started spinning a pen in his hand. Such acting skills would have fooled a mere evil spirit into leaving nothing behind.

Life is a drama. How can non-human beings see what kind of thoughts are hidden under the mask?

Just when Takahashi Takumi was feeling proud, a panel suddenly popped up in his mind and a heavenly sound rang out:

"Dark energy detected, absorbing..."

Wuhu, what's a time traveler? How can you call yourself a time traveler these days without a cheat code? Traveling through time without a cheat code is two and a half times more awkward than Kun Kun without a basketball. It's like a bowl of instant noodles with a seasoning packet but no water! You can eat it dry, but if you do, you're not really eating instant noodles.

Just when Takahashi Takumi was overjoyed, the evil spirit with only hands and no feet suddenly screamed and jumped away quickly, running away as if it had encountered a ghost.

"The energy source has disappeared. The current system energy storage is 2 points. If the energy drops below 1 point, it will enter sleep mode."

At the same time, Takahashi Takumi instantly understood the meaning of this golden finger, his own time travel benefit system. This system can absorb dark energy within a 10-centimeter range. Those supernatural objects, such as the ghosts just now, have dark energy. The absorption efficiency is low, and they can basically escape at will, so the system can only repel minor scum.

The system has a dimensional mall with its own portal. You can purchase corresponding items by spending energy points. If you have the ability to obtain various supernatural items, you can also sell them to the mall to earn energy points.

However, the mall only has 10 gray slots with nothing to sell. If you want to buy something, you have to spend 10 energy points to refresh the items, which can only be refreshed three times a week. The refreshed items are random and could be useless junk or something you can afford but need. To sum it up, it's a mess. The review is just Sima Planning!

The recycling price of ordinary items is even more outrageous. The price difference of ordinary items is so large that there is no need to sell them to the mall.

For example, selling 10 billion tons of flour to the mall is only worth 1 energy point, and the total global wheat production is less than 8 million tons! Even the most unscrupulous capitalists would kowtow after seeing this.

Technology is a bit better. A 5 million ton TNT equivalent nuclear bomb is worth 1 energy point. So a Big Ivan is worth 1 energy point? You might as well just not accept ordinary items.

And for supernatural items, there’s only one sentence: price is negotiable!

Darkness, the unspeakable darkness actually appeared openly!

The portal also requires energy points to activate. 50 points of energy will allow for a random passage, while 100 points of energy will allow for a directional passage.

"WTF, can we play it like this?" Takahashi Takumi was shocked and looked at the gray page on the mall and the world options that the portal could go to in his mind, his heart was racing.

Compared to the systems of some of his predecessors who could become invincible just by lying down and signing in or writing in a diary, Takahashi Takumi could only raise his middle finger at his own system. Others could just lie down and do nothing, but with me, I had to fend for myself? And even be suppressed?

And why doesn’t this system even have a guidance wizard? Voice and text guidance are fine, fuck.

I guess I will become a worker for the system, constantly looking for monsters and demons to absorb energy points and collect super-powered items that can be sold to the system. It feels like killing monsters to level up, but as a big guy who used to have livers all over his body, I can say that it hurts, it hurts so damn much.

Meanwhile, Yotsuya Miko was very confused. "Just now, the ghost approached Takahashi-san, and suddenly it tried to escape, and its figure seemed to have dimmed a lot."

"Is there some amulet that can restrain ghosts? Or does he know how to exorcise demons?" Thinking of this, Yotsuya Miko shook her head. After all, Takahashi Takumi was so scared that his teeth were chattering just now.

"I'll ask about it after class." When he thought about the possibility of solving his current predicament, Jianzi couldn't help but smile with anticipation.

"Ding-dong-dong..." The bell for the end of get out of class finally rang.

Yotsuya Miko couldn't help but turn her head to look at Takahashi Takumi,

"Um, Takahashi-san..."

Chapter 2 Wash your hands before going to the toilet

"Takahashi-san..."

Takahashi Takumi, who was studying the detailed functions of the system, heard the crisp cry of Miko and turned around and asked:

"Yotani-san, what's going on?"

"Just now...you...nothing happened. No, can we go to the rooftop during lunch break? I have something to tell you."

Yotsuya Miko originally wanted to ask directly about the evil spirit just now, but suddenly remembered that this was a classroom and she didn't want to be heard by others, so she decided to talk about it in a place where there was no one.

Although no one believed this kind of thing, if some strange rumors were spread, it would also affect the reputation of myself and Takahashi Takumi. After all, the island country cares a lot about the so-called group atmosphere, and it would be bad if we were excluded and isolated because of this.

"Huh? The rooftop?"

Of course, Takahashi Takumi would not be so naive as to think that Yotsuya Miko was going to confess her feelings to him, but there were things that could not be said in the classroom, probably because of the evil spirit.

"It's very important, please, Takahashi-san," said Yotsuya Miko, her face flushed, and she leaned forward and stared at Takahashi Takumi with anticipation.

"Oh, ok, I'll go."

Takahashi Takumi couldn't help but look away and nodded in agreement. He was still a little uncomfortable with the sudden close contact with a young and beautiful girl. The girl's body fragrance made Takahashi Takumi feel a little excited and his cheeks hot.

Seeing Jianzi happily leaving the classroom, I guess Jianzi must have been scared to pee again and wanted to go to the toilet?

If you don't worry about the future, you must worry about the present. Since this is not an ordinary everyday world, we who travel through time must be extraordinary talents. How can we just lie down and live in this mortal world? Aren't we the last emperor of the Heisei era, no different from rotten wood and rotten grass?

Inspired by this, Takahashi Takumi began to think:

"The danger of the show isn't in the demonic power of the demons, but in whether they'll surprise you. Some demons will disguise themselves as ordinary people to talk to you, but if you're not careful and talk to them, you're telling them you can see them, and then they'll start eating you.

Now I have a bankrupt version of the Star Absorbing Technique, let's call it the Soul Absorbing Field. If I fight head-on, I'll probably be devoured in one round, leaving not a single bone behind."

Not long after, Jianzi came back with a sad face and legs clamped together.

Well, I guess this girl encountered an evil spirit in the toilet again. The look on her face as she was trying hard to hold back her urine must mean that she was about to pee but had to hold it back. How pitiful!

He was about to whistle a few times, but Takahashi Takumi held back when he saw the tears in the corners of Jianzi's eyes.

"After all, I'm not an evil ghost. How could someone as kind as me be a bad person?"

Takahashi Takumi whistled spontaneously while sighing.

……

"Hmm~"

Jianzi let out a pout and fell on the table, legs clamped tightly together. Oops, Takahashi Takumi said he didn't mean to, he just blew it accidentally.

However, seeing that Jianzi was about to die, Takumi Takahashi decided to help her.

In class, Takumi Takahashi used the excuse that Kenko was sick and brought Kenko out in front of the whole class.

"Yotani-san, is there something dirty in the toilet?" Takahashi Takumi asked tentatively.

"Yeah," Yotsuya Miko answered with gritted teeth and nodded.

"Okay, I'll try to see if I can dispel it."

It seemed to Takahashi Takumi that she had reached her limit and was about to reveal it if she wasn't careful. In order to avoid being socially disgraced, Jianzi was really trying hard.

Arriving at the toilet, he looked around. No one was around, but there shouldn't be anyone inside, right? Takahashi Takumi called out a few times to confirm that no one was there, then slipped in, leaving Jianzi to keep watch outside.

Sure enough, Takahashi Takumi found this evil spirit on the floor of a toilet. It was like a puddle of rotten plasticine wriggling on the ground, with a disgusting face and a pair of huge and obscene eyes looking up at the toilet, aiming at people, right? It was probably a collection of evil thoughts of those peeping Toms.

No wonder Jianzi would rather hold it in than pee. Who can pee with something like this staring at them from under their crotch?

With his peripheral vision he spotted its position, Takumi Takahashi activated his energy absorption field and pretended to walk into it, stepping right on its eyes.

"Dark energy detected, absorbing..."

Sure enough, the system began to absorb energy, and the rotten clay felt that its energy was being sucked away and began to squirm madly and make meaningless noises like "Ah~", trying to break away from the foot that was sucking away its energy.

It seemed like it stepped on something but also seemed like it didn't. However, how could Takahashi Takumi do as it wished? Seeing that it was not moving very fast, he walked up to it and stepped on it with both feet.

Finally, when it was about to move to the toilet door, its dark figure was slowly sucked into transparency.

"Ah! You can see..."

At the last moment, the peeping slime spirit seemed to realize that Takahashi Takumi could see it. After all, it had been stepping on it the whole time, so even the dumbest person would have noticed something was wrong. However, by then, it was already too late, and it completely dissipated before it could even finish its last sentence.

"Takahashi-san, have you cleaned it up?" Yotsuya Miko, who was standing at the door, looked at Takumi Takahashi with a look of surprise and asked.

"Well, it's done, come on in."