Love is not as fun as World of Warcraft

Love is not as fun as World of Warcraft Author: Longan Loli is the best in the world

Some people say that life is like a game.

Then, in Shirasaka's life, since he has a beautiful and lovely school girl as a partner, a mature and sexy wife as a boss, and even an interesting neighbor who sticks to him every day, this must be an extremely joyful love-development game, right?

But in fact, as a time traveler, Shirasaka's daily routine is to hypnotize monsters with sleep, expel evil spirits with holy light, and at the same time, he drives the Heavenly Born to Descend to the Earth and transforms into a devil, pretending to be Kamen Rider to fight against the cult believers who are causing trouble to one side.

How can this be called a love story? Isn't this a real-life version of Warcraft?

Don’t be impatient, everything will be fine once my Skeleton Sea is formed!

Chapter 1 It’s better to be realistic

"Brother Shirasaka, do you think there are really monsters in this world?"

In front of a fish stall in the largest market in Kamihama City, a delicate little head popped out from under a table filled with freshly cut fish. Its clear big eyes were filled with curiosity as it looked at the figure in front of it who was sharpening a knife with his head down.

"No."

The young man behind the fish stall raised his head when he heard that. His brown eyes, hidden by his black bangs, were emotionless. His cold temperament even overwhelmed his handsome face. Just standing there, he gave people the feeling of being kept away.

To put it in more understandable terms, without RT-Mart's many years of experience in killing fish, it would be impossible to have such a cold look and temperament.

"Where's the man-eating monster?"

The little girl did not feel distant from the boy because of his indifferent treatment. Instead, she seemed to have long been accustomed to his concise answers. After blinking her big eyes, she trotted from the front of the stall to the boy, tilted her little head and continued to ask unwillingly.

"nor."

The boy called Shirasaka glanced at the little girl who was standing beside him obediently. Although her face was full of curiosity, she was able to ensure that her position would not disturb his work. Without even thinking for half a second, he answered her question.

"That……"

"None of that. Your mom told me to tell you to watch less weird cartoons."

The little girl had just opened her mouth when the boy who was sharpening the knife straightened up, turned around, picked up a fat fish from the fish pond nearby and threw it on the chopping board on the table, then answered her question before anyone else did.

"...Shirasaka-nii is so mean, can't he just coax a girl? How can you attract girls like this?"

The girl, who looked like she was not even in elementary school, raised her head with some resentment and complained softly to the cold and unkind boy in front of her.

"That's what your mother should do to comfort the child."

After skillfully tapping the head of the jumping fresh fish on the chopping board with the handle of the knife, Shirasaka turned around and flicked the little kid's head with two small pimples on it with his slender fingers.

"So what do you say is true?"

The little kid pouted his pink little mouth, shrank his neck after being tapped on the head, and then stretched out his little hands to cover his eyes as if he had already gotten used to it, and turned his back.

The boy who was about to kill the fresh fish in his hand with a knife paused when he heard this question. He then glanced at the translucent panel below his sight that only he could see, and let out a sigh of regret.

[Shirazaka: Level 1 Experience Points 125/200]

【生命值50/50法力值50/50攻击力3护甲0】

[Strength 1 Agility 1 Intelligence 1]

——It’s a very standard Warcraft hero data panel, except that it’s a little low. Even the small map in the lower left corner and Shirasaka’s own 3D photo are restored to life.

Yes, what is real? Could I tell this little guy that my identity as a time traveler is real, and that the panel without the number 9 is also real?

With these attributes, it's not even good enough to be used as a filler baby in any game!

Sometimes it’s not that Shirasaka wants to pretend to be a cold-faced fish killer, but the reality is even more cruel than he imagined, which makes people unable to laugh.

I've lived for seventeen years and accumulated 125 experience points. What else is there to look forward to in this life?

“The money is real.”

——This is the absolute truth that Shirasaka has spent many years to understand from his long life. Although this should be a philosophy that people can only understand when they reach middle age, from another perspective, he has avoided more than ten years of detours.

As he spoke, Shirasaka stabbed the knife into the body of the fresh fish in his hand, skillfully gutting and deboning it. In a short moment, he had cut it into a plate of exquisite fish fillets.

He glanced at the experience bar that remained completely unmoved after killing the fish. If it weren't for the experience of killing hundreds of fish before making it go up a little, Shirasaka would have given up on his current job long ago.

If you really need money, who would expect to make a fortune by selling fish? Even Gao Qiqiang doesn't have such an idea.

——Just wait, when I learn the art of turning lead into gold, these hard days will be over.

"Tsk, Shirasaka-nii, why are you more realistic than my mom?"

After waiting for such an answer for a long time, the little kid rolled his big eyes hidden behind his little hands and muttered in a completely unconcealed voice.

"Then why did you come to see me?"

"Because you are handsome, Shirasaka-nii. I will feel better when I am with good-looking people." The little guy hesitated for a while, but still honestly expressed his inner thoughts.

"Aren't you more realistic than me?"

Shirasaka wiped the knife in his hand and glanced at the little kid who was stamping his feet unwillingly. His face, which had been cold because of killing the fish, regained some warmth and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Human cubs are quite interesting as long as they don't get naughty, especially when their little mouths are sweet.

Of course, it may also be due to the influence of the environment she lives in. If I had the same quality of life as her when I was a child, I wouldn't have such a cold face now.

Shirasaka will never forget the first day he came into this world. When he was ready to live his life again with great ambition, he opened his eyes and found himself lying in a trash can full of discarded medical equipment.

——The difficulty of this start is only slightly lower than getting stuck in the septic tank in the women's restroom, right?

The first lesson of time travel is so cruel. Even if Shirasaka doesn't want to be realistic, it will be a very difficult thing.

"When did I ever tell you that? How come I don't remember it at all?"

Fortunately, a gentle and soft voice sounded from behind Shirasaka, interrupting his memories of the miserable past.

When Shirasaka turned around after hearing the voice, he saw the person coming with long, smooth, princess-style hair that reached down to her waist, and underneath the hair was a beautiful face that was so beautiful that it was hard to describe it as charming.

Although she didn't have the cuteness and innocence that is unique to young girls, her eyes revealed a kind of charm that only a mature lady could possess, just like the charm that can only be brewed by aged wine.

Her chest was so plump that it seemed like it would burst out at any moment, pushing up her black business suit. Her waist was even slimmer than that of a girl, and her hips were as round as an upside-down peach. Just standing there made her look like a bone-eroding poison, a perfect interpretation of the charm of a queen.

But at this moment, the other person's pretty face, which was enough to captivate people with every frown and smile, was now filled with a bit of disguised anger. If the object of this anger was not Shirasaka, he estimated that his bones would have been half broken by now.

Compared to Shirasaka, the little girl who was just smiling at him now had a completely bitter look on her face. The moment the other party's voice sounded, she subconsciously hid behind Shirasaka. Her little hands no longer covered her eyes, but tightly grasped the hem of Shirasaka's clothes, as if she had grabbed the last straw of life.

Without even lowering his head, Shirasaka could guess that the other person's eyes were full of distress signals, as if the three letters SOS were almost engraved in his pupils.

But unfortunately, between offending a little brat and offending his own boss, Shirasaka knew with his toes which outcome he should choose.

"I didn't, Mom, you heard it wrong."

After poking at the soft flesh on Shirasaka's waist with no results, the little kid seemed to have finally accepted the fact that he couldn't call for support. He could only respond to the beautiful woman standing in front of the stall from behind Shirasaka in a muffled voice.

"Oh? Then, Wulu Xiaocheng, what did you say originally?"

Hearing her daughter's answer, the beautiful woman in front of Shirasaka laughed helplessly, then crossed her arms over her chest, pushing the already full breasts to the limit, and then looked at the little girl behind Shirasaka with interest and asked.

"Well, well, I'm answering Brother Shirasaka. Mom likes good-looking boys the most. If Brother Shirasaka wants to be Xiaocheng's father, being handsome is the most basic requirement."

He decisively fabricated a story to put the blame on the young man who did not help him. Wu Lu Xiao Cheng's eyes were dodging, and he wished he could find a hole in the ground to hide himself.

"Uh……"

Shirasaka, who had been looking forward to the show, suddenly froze in place. He lowered his head to glance at the little guy who was looking at his toes and didn't want to look him in the eye. Then he raised his head and fixed his gaze on the beautiful woman who was also staring at him.

Well, Wu Lu Yu Yi, a 26-year-old widow, with a net worth of tens of millions, an S-shaped figure, and a peach-shaped skin drum, winning her over will save me at least thirty years of detours. Even if it may wear out the durability of my waist for twenty years, it is still a profitable business with a net profit of ten years no matter how you look at it.

Shirasaka admitted that for a moment, he was indeed shaken.

It doesn’t matter whether it’s a peach or not. The key is that I want to give Wu Lu and Xiao Cheng a complete home.

"I have no opinion."

Chapter 2 does not rule out this possibility

"Shirasaka-kun, do you think I'm stupid enough to believe her? Then I'll have to consider whether the trust between us can maintain the future work contract."

The awkward atmosphere didn't last long. Before Baisaka could finish his words, the beautiful woman in front of him gave him a coquettish look, then walked around him and grabbed Wu Lu Xiao Cheng who was hiding behind him.

"Believe it or not is one thing, but I have to make my attitude clear first, right?"

Shirasaka shrugged his shoulders, with no intention of stopping Urusugi. He even wanted to throw the little kid behind him out. The naughty kid should receive the punishment he deserved.

This little girl is already deceiving people at such a young age. What will happen when she grows up?

"I'll take it as a compliment to myself."

Pinching Wulu Xiaocheng's little ears with one hand, Wulu Yuyi turned around and glanced at Baisaka. He looked like a cool and handsome boy from the outside, but he was unexpectedly unruly when he spoke.

Of course, Wu Lu Yu Yi didn't really dislike this about him. It was probably because of this that the adopted daughter of one of her friends, who had few friends, could get along so well with her brother who was ten years older than her.

You know, with Wu Lu Xiaocheng's naughty personality, even the old ladies in the market have a headache looking at her.

"If the boss is happy, can you give me a raise when I settle my salary this month?"

Shirasaka rubbed his index finger and thumb together slightly, and as expected, this action earned him the same cold stares from the mother and daughter, who seemed to have been cast in the same mold.

It's not wrong to say that he is realistic.

"That depends on your own ability, Shirasaka-kun. The most I can do is support your business, but the rest is up to you."

Shaking his head at Shirasaka, Wu Lu Yu Yi looked down at the fish stall in front of Shirasaka. Normally, a young business like his would hardly be favored by those housewives who have been working on the front lines all year round. But surprisingly, judging from this month's financial revenue, his small business is really booming.

Apart from the fact that those hungry middle-aged ladies might be attracted to this cool-looking young man, it can only mean that this guy is really good at killing fish.

In addition, Wu Lu Yuyi also acknowledged that Shirasaka was good at talking. To please those aunties who were buying groceries, it was not enough to just hum in a cool way.

"Thank you so much for coming, Sister Yuyi.

"Thank you for your review. It's only 10,000 yen. Whether it's sashimi or salt-grilled, they're all top-notch ingredients. Most importantly, they're effective in replenishing the nutrients a child needs as they grow. They'll definitely suit Little Orange's appetite."

Shirasaka had no intention of being polite to her boss, and simply picked up the most expensive piece of tuna belly from the front of the stall and placed it in front of her.

"..."

It seemed that he had not expected Shirasaka to be so unsportsmanlike. Even though Wu Lu Yuyi had already experienced intrigues in the business world, he was still speechless for a moment after seeing his move.

"I'll put the amount in your salary later. Just deliver the fish to me later."

Gently stroking his forehead and shaking it, Wu Lu Yu Yi did not give the young man in front of him another chance to blackmail him, but instead talked about the real reason why he came here.

"Summer vacation ends the day after tomorrow, right? Shirasaka-kun, are you planning to reserve a spot for the winter stall after that?"

"Well, I was thinking of coming to see Sister Yuyi to discuss this with you when I get off work tonight."

Shirasaka nodded. Although she was a time traveler, she still had to rely on herself for food, clothing, housing and transportation. Besides, she was only at this age. If she didn't go to school, there would be nothing else for her to do.

You are not a disciple of the invincible Fengling Yueying Sect. If you want to stand out, even if you are a time traveler, you still need to study hard.

After all, for an ordinary person, the best opportunity to change his destiny is to go to school.

Going to school may not necessarily change your destiny, but most choices that can change your destiny require sufficient academic support.

"Then why don't you just come to my house for dinner after get off work? I'll settle your salary then, and you can also help me play with Xiaocheng for a while. I still have to check out the other stalls."

Wu Lu Yu Yi pinched the face of Wu Lu Xiao Cheng who had been struggling on the side, and then pushed him in front of Bai Saka, indicating that he should help her take care of the child first.

"...Then can you let me cook? I don't want to be a firefighter again."

Baisaka was silent for a moment, and while taking Wu Lu and Xiao Cheng by the hand, he still told them what he was worried about.

How should I put it? If the fact that Wu Lu Yu Yi is a widow is difficult to accept, then her label as a kitchen destroyer is terrifying.

"You're the one who talks too much. Do you believe I'll deduct your salary?"

After hearing Shirasaka's answer, a blush slowly appeared on Wu Lu Yu Yi's mature and beautiful face. After being exposed, she could only glare at the boy in front of her angrily, and then decided to ignore him.

Is that kind of thing something you can control?

"Here comes someone, he got lost!"

Just as Shirasaka and Urusuga were about to part ways, a burst of noisy shouting suddenly came from the market entrance not far away, which immediately made both of them stay where they were.

"Sister Yuyi, you just... secretly cooked in the office?"

"……What do you think?"

"This possibility cannot be ruled out..."

No matter how much she complained, as the manager of this market, since this kind of thing had happened, Wu Lu Yu Yi naturally had no way to continue discussing with Shirasaka here. She turned around and walked towards the source of the commotion.

Shirasaka, who was left behind, watched Wu Lu Yuyi leave, then lowered his head and looked at the little guy who had been looking at him with an extremely expectant look since just now.