Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

"Eh~ Is that so, meow? I'm sorry, Brother Xia Yuan, it seems like Sister Wei Li and I are safer this way, but don't worry, we'll figure out a way to rescue you, Brother Xia Yuan."

"Phyllis, stop clinging to my waist and moving around. If you keep doing this, the platform won't be able to hold up."

"Sister Wilvi, we don't want this either, but right now you're the only one around us we can grab..."

Padofelis said with a hint of grievance.

Vilvi quickly erected a small platform, placed the unconscious Sakura in the center of the platform, and stood with Padofelis on the edge of the platform.

[Hey Xia, this is urgent! I'm still inside your subconscious. What will I do if you get eaten by the unconscious Möbius? I don't want to go into Möbius's consciousness space, so hand over your body to me quickly, and I'll take you out of the lab.]

[Extremely Evil] Wilvi kept urging him on.

Just as Xia Yuan was about to hand over control of his body to [Extreme Evil] Velvi, the fairy Ellie, who was hovering above the laboratory, pulled out the badly damaged Paradise Magic Typewriter.

"Well... now that things have come to this, we can only ask Xia Yuan to lead us back from the paradise of the past to reality, so as to avoid the fact that Möbius has lost consciousness and is in a state of artificial collapse."

【Tsk~】

【Extremely Evil】Vilvie snorted coldly.

Her plan to take over Xia Yuan's body has fallen through again; it's always Alicia who comes to ruin her plans.

Xia Yuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

But...Aili's designs have never disappointed him, because they are completely unreliable. Can this typewriter, which was almost smashed by the fairy Aili with her magic wand, still be used? Xia Yuan was skeptical.

"Xiao Xiayuan, quickly recall our warm and comfortable little house in Tianqiong City while typing on the typewriter, and take us away from the paradise of the past and back to reality."

"My own little nest... what does it look like again?"

I feel like I've been in a paradise for a long time... even the appearance of my little house in my memory has become blurry.

Xia Yuan tried hard to recall.

Just as the fairy Ellie was about to hand over the Paradise Magic Typewriter to Xia Yuan, a very familiar voice came from the depths of the constantly surging eerie green substance in the center of the laboratory.

"This is the moment of ascension to godhood!"

"Xia Yuan, look! This is Dr. Mebius in his collapsed form. He's like the giant serpent from mythology that's about to devour the world—majestic and terrifying. The surging shadows and the eerie green flowing within them add to his sinister aura..."

"Ellie, let's not emphasize Dr. Mebius's strength right now. I'm trying to remember..."

"Hmm, that's where you're wrong, Xia Yuan. Don't be fooled by appearances."

Actually, Dr. Möbius is a very lovely person. She loves small animals, especially cute and obedient white mice, and she also loves collecting all kinds of little dresses. Her favorite is a pink princess dress that I gave her..."

The fairy Ellie seemed to get excited and started explaining to Xia Yuan incessantly, as if she wanted to alleviate Xia Yuan's fear of Mebius in this way.

"Well said. Don't tell anyone about my story next time, Alicia."

"Huh? Dear Möbius, aren't you in a state of unconsciousness?!"

When the fairy Ellie heard Mebius's voice, she looked at him with some delight while holding the typewriter in her arms.

“Alicia, I’m not you. People can improve. Besides, long ago, after that incident, I set a mental suggestion for myself that unless I deliberately enter a state of collapse, it is absolutely impossible for that to happen again.”

Mebius appeared before everyone in a completely new guise.

"Hmm~ I knew you were a very gentle person, Mebius."

"Gentle? Alicia, is your brain fried? I feel like killing you right now. You put some weird chip on the back of my neck and made me go through the endless cycle of reincarnation from the previous civilization, forcing me to keep using snake molting to escape... I don't even know how many times I've done this!"

If you observe carefully~

You'll notice that Mebius appears to be shorter in the center of the dark green giant snake.

"Well... cough cough... dear Mebius, have you noticed that this chip game is strikingly similar to your [Infinity] imprint?"

Fairy Airi tried to change the subject and distract the other person.

Klein noticed that after Dr. Mebius finished speaking, her gaze inadvertently glanced at her before quickly looking away, and then slowly turned to look at Mr. Xia Yuan, who had come to Paradise as a guest.

"Strange... Why did the Doctor subconsciously look at me? Is that matter related to the former Herrscher of Domination?"

However, records concerning the Herrschers who once ruled seem to have been glossed over...

"unless......."

Klein looked at the Paradise Typewriter in the fairy Ellie's hand.

At the same time, Mebius, who had entered the artificial collapse state, manipulated the dark green giant snake to look down at Xia Yuan, who was unable to move not far away.

"And this little guest from Paradise, should I call you Sister Xia Yuan or Mr. Xia Yuan, or many other strange things? You know, even after experiencing so many memories of life, I still feel a little uncomfortable. But I prefer the memory of the first time in my life, when you were my little assistant."

Mebius looked at Xia Yuan with a provocative gaze.

"Wait... the first time?!"

Xia Yuan seemed to recall his first chance at a new life, when the fairy Ai Li turned her charm to its maximum...

"Oh dear, it seems you've remembered, little guest. Don't worry, with my advanced biological experimental techniques, I can easily transform you back into my little assistant. I've also prepared a new name for you: Xia Yuan. What do you think? Doesn't it suit Shenzhou's temperament perfectly?"

Mebius looked at Xia Yuan with great interest.

"Miss [Extremely Evil], please...please come out quickly!"

Xia Yuan, who didn't want to become a girl, was begging for help from the subconscious "extremely evil" Wilvi.

[Hey Xia, you should have done this sooner. Just leave it to me.]

[Extremely Evil] Velvet is ready to beat Mebius into a snake skin before leaving the laboratory.

In his panic, Xia Yuan even forgot about the Paradise Magic Typewriter that allowed him to leave the laboratory. The newly possessed [Extreme Evil] Velvi was eager to try it out and threw the broken typewriter aside.

Little Klein, as if seeing a treasure, threw herself into his arms.

A protective barrier surrounded Xia Yuan, and his body was automatically being drawn out of the surging, eerie green substance in the laboratory, preventing it from getting close.

[Extremely Evil] Velvi threw several gear-shaped devices toward Mebius.

Seeing Xia Yuan's aggressive gaze, the fairy Ellie beside him seemed to sense something and quickly said to Mebius, "Mebius, be careful. It seems that Xia Yuan's body has been taken over by [Extreme Evil] Velvet."

She didn't know how the "Extreme Evil" Wilvie had escaped from Xia Yuan's consciousness; she should have sealed her away in Xia Yuan's subconscious...

"Alicia, do you still want to leave the lab? Or have you already grown fond of being a canary in the iron cage that Möbius built for you? Of course, if that's the case, I won't stop you~"

"Of course I want to!"

But the next second, the fairy Airi realized something.

"No... Ellie isn't a canary! And hurry up and give your body back to Xia Yuan. I can have Xia Yuan take us all out of this lab, otherwise don't blame Ellie for being impolite!"

"I said, are you two done chatting? I'm getting a little impatient. If you're done, then stay and play with me. But unfortunately, none of you can escape today."

Drop drop-

[Extremely Evil] Velvet detonated the gear-shaped explosive device next to Mebius.

The smoke from the high-concentration explosive explosion filled the entire laboratory, but when the dust settled, Möbius appeared unharmed before everyone.

"This is like a magic trick. It seems that the personality of yours that somehow ended up in this little guest's consciousness is just as boring as you, always coming up with meaningless inventions."

The giant, dark green serpent brandished her scepter, dispelling the smoke before her.

"Mebius, you'll find out soon enough. Why don't you try to guess why I created smoke to distract your vision?"

Upon seeing the red button that had appeared in Xia Yuan's hand, Mebius's body trembled involuntarily.

“Damn it...Vilvie, are you insane? You’re going to raze Paradise to the ground.”

“Dear Mebius, don’t worry~ This is only a small part. I have already calculated the number and power of the nuclear bombs.”

Chapter 132 Little Angel Seele

"I've already calculated it; at most, it will only level the area around your lab, Mebius. Also, I'd love to witness firsthand your serpent-like transformation abilities after becoming a Fusion Warrior!"

"Extremely Evil," Vilvi said with great interest, noting her keen interest in Mebius's molted snake.

Then~

[Extremely Evil] Velvi pressed the red button in her hand, and a tight protective shield covered everyone except Mebius, except for little Klein who was searching for records with the Paradise Typewriter...

"Little Klein, quickly move into the protective shield around you."

Mebius suppressed his concern for young Klein and spoke calmly.

But Klein didn't seem to hear her. Out of desperation, Mebius piloted the dark green giant serpent and used its tail to fling it into the protective shield. However, the Paradise Magic Typewriter in her arms was accidentally thrown by Klein towards the top of the laboratory.

One by one, nuclear warheads hidden by the "Extreme Evil" Velvi in ​​the Paradise of the Past are quietly rising.

[Target of nuclear strike: Möbius]

The dark lightning unleashed by Mebius's scepter and the impending nuclear warhead struck the nearly destroyed Paradise Typewriter almost simultaneously, and the intense energy reaction between the two filled the entire Paradise.

In this instant~

Everyone in the laboratory was enveloped by this blinding light.

Xia Yuan's figure disappeared from Mebius's laboratory, but so did everyone else in the laboratory and all the heroes in the Paradise of the Past.

The Mebius Laboratory, destroyed by the nuclear bomb of the "Extreme Evil" Velvi, is now nothing but ruins and a brand-new typewriter, both of which seem to have provided enormous energy for the Paradise Magic Typewriter.

blah blah-

The typewriter was running on its own.

[Mass teleportation of all residents of the Golden Courtyard is underway...]

【Destination: Taixu Mountain】

[Begin the tutorial...]

Ring ring ring—

As the familiar ringing of an alarm clock filled the air, Xia Yuan, whose consciousness was gradually returning, slowly opened his eyes.

"here it is?"

The familiar ceiling, the small blanket that Fairy Airi had covered him with before he went to sleep, and this small house, though not large, held many memories of him and Fairy Airi—a warm and cozy home.

Since giving his body to the "Extremely Evil" Virvie, Xia Yuan has no memory of what happened afterward.

I only vaguely remember a dazzling white light filling the entire laboratory... It seems that I have returned from the paradise of the past to my small room in Sky City.

At that very moment~

The terminal device on my wrist was flashing continuously.

Xia Yuan rubbed his eyes, trying to clear his head. Who could be messaging him now?

Current time: 06:00

[Tianqiong City: Cloudy turning to light snow, northwest wind: level 5]

Temperature: -8℃

North wind, force 5

[The Tianming Meteorological Research Institute of Tianqiong City predicts that a cold wave lasting several weeks is approaching, starting tonight, bringing continuous heavy snowfall. Tianming advises all citizens to minimize travel and work from home unless absolutely necessary. In case of emergency, please call Tianming's hotline immediately; Yalvite is available 24 hours a day.]

"Good...good and reliable tool lady, is it already morning?"

Listening to the howling wind whistling through the window, Xia Yuan found a perfectly reasonable excuse not to go to work: "working from home." He figured Bronya wouldn't be going to the studio in this weather anyway.

"Ok?"

"Seele seems to have left me a message last night, and it looks like her boss Bronya also left one..."

【22:00】

【Little Angel Hill】

[Xiao Yuan, are you feeling better? This afternoon, my other self and I went to visit you at the hospital, but you weren't lying still in bed. My other self and I were very worried. Please don't do that again. The weather will get cooler tomorrow, so please wear more clothes and be careful not to catch a cold. Hope you have sweet dreams~]

Looking at this, Xia Yuan felt a warm glow in his heart.

He could even sense the care Seele showed in her message to him.

Seele left her message around 22 PM last night, but half an hour later, she left another message, this time in bright red font, seemingly to deliberately distinguish it from the light blue font above.

【22:30】

[You rascal! It's all your fault for making me go with you to find that armored doll last night. I spent ages explaining it to Seele after we got back, and you made me eat so many cookies and cakes, my stomach is still bloated and I can't sleep at all. How are you going to make it up to me?!]

【22:35】

[Hehe, but there's a tiny bit of an advantage to this. Seele's asleep now, sleeping soundly. I found the best angle and secretly snapped a picture of Seele's sleeping face. You naughty guy, look at her, isn't Seele super, super, super cute when she's asleep? And you naughty guy, I haven't forgiven you yet!]