Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

Mooncakes

Chapter 727 From now on, Xier belongs to him.

As the gentle breeze caressed me, the fatigue from playing those drunken games with Alice last night vanished instantly.

Before he could even stretch his arms, which had gone numb from being used as a pillow, a chain claw attacked him from not far away, wrapping around his entire body in circles, catching Xia Yuan completely off guard.

"You rascal, you've been out partying since early this morning. Luckily I have your location. Come on, let's go back together."

Miss Hei hope, with her hands on her hips and chains wrapped around the backs of her hands, stormed up to Xia Yuan like a domineering housekeeper, brandishing the chain claws in her hands and showing off her power.

"Go back...go back where? Do you mean I should go home with you, Miss Hei hope?"

He blurted out instinctively, and the other person immediately blushed, "Pah, who wants to bring you home, you bad guy? Don't you have any shame? I meant to bring you to the Destiny headquarters. If Theresa hadn't needed to talk to you, how could I have gotten up so early in the morning?"

Miss Kuroshi gave the other person a resentful look.

"Your Excellency, is there something you need from me?"

The other party is incredibly busy with official duties, why would they suddenly need to contact me? Even regarding the agreement with the Herrscher of Dominion, the monthly visit isn't due yet... Could it be that my plan to save my father-in-law has been exposed?!

"Hmph, how should I know? We'll find out when we get there. Hurry up, hurry up."

She brandished the chain claw in her hand, urging him on from behind, just like a rural landowner with a small leather whip, threatening to give him a hundred lashes if he didn't leave.

"At least help me untie these chains first... People who don't know better might think I'm some heinous criminal, which damages my public image. Also, Miss Kuroki, your white dress looks really nice today."

"Hmph, stop being so cheeky~ Don't think that just because you're praising me, I'll untie you."

But a faint sweetness welled up in her heart, though Miss Hei Xi hid it well. "You bad boy, what kind of image do you have? Hurry up and leave, or I'll drag you over. You've seen what happened to Xiao Shi back then."

Although the bishop instructed her to bring the bad guy over, if he refused to cooperate, she would have no choice but to take matters into her own hands.

"Miss Kuroki, can we slow down a bit?"

"Miss Kuroki, may I use the restroom for a moment?"

“Miss Kuroki, I may…”

"You bastard, are you ever going to stop?!"

Unable to bear it any longer, she had no choice but to cover Xia Yuan's mouth with a handkerchief. The two were like a bickering couple who had been separated for a long time and were about to meet again. Along the way, Miss Hei Xi was provoked several times and was just short of swatting him to death with a claw.

But I felt a little guilty about actually taking the photos, so I had to hurry on my way.

Arrival at the Destiny Headquarters—

Miss Kuroki felt that someone was secretly taking pictures of her and the bad guy. The clicking sound of the camera made her quicken her pace. She was afraid that just one photo tomorrow would be enough for the Valkyries of Destiny to conjure up all sorts of rumors.

[Shocking! Seele, a captain-level senior, has chained up a rumored boyfriend who is suspected to be the bishop?!]

Wow~ Is chaining someone up a new trendy game?

[How...how embarrassing! As expected of Seele-senpai, she started from the very beginning at a level we could never reach in our lifetime!]

No, no, in my opinion, perhaps that bound gentleman is the illegitimate son of the former bishop, and Senior Seele is forcing him to inherit the Mandate of Heaven's legacy on the orders of the current bishop.

Is this what they mean by "if you can't make money starting your own business, you have to come back and inherit the family business"?

Inside the bishop's office at the headquarters of Destiny—

"Theresa, I've brought the person to you."

Miss Hei hope casually tossed the bad guy onto the bitter gourd sofa to the side.

The chains binding the other person were removed. She patted her hands, which the bad guy had dirtied on the road, but she didn't leave. Instead, she stayed where she was, ready to listen to what the Lord and the bad guy had to say.

First, she must state one point.

She was merely curious; she had absolutely no intention of worrying that the bad guy would get into trouble! Ahem... she was going to gloat and see just how much trouble the bad guy could cause.

His Holiness the bishop turned around in his chair, pointing at Xia Yuan with an air of authority, "Very good, I now officially appoint you as the head of the urban farm project."

"Me? The farm manager?"

He pointed to himself, looking bewildered. How had he suddenly been promoted from an ordinary citizen? He didn't know if it was a good thing or a bad thing.

"Yes."

The bishop nodded seriously, displaying a three-dimensional projection of the city before Seele and Xia Yuan, and explaining his grand farm plan to them in its entirety. However, he thought... the bishop just wanted to find a little unlucky guy to help him grow bitter gourds.

But at least he became an official.

As for the consequences of refusing, he glanced at Judas standing beside the bishop; it seemed he had no choice but to accept...

Farming is something he definitely can't manage on his own.

He needed to find a helper, and looking at Miss Hei Xi in her dress, he immediately had an idea. "Your Excellency, the task of establishing a farm is so arduous, you should at least find me an excellent helper, right? I think Xi'er is quite suitable."

"what?"

She was just joining in the fun, how did she suddenly get herself involved? Is it wrong to just watch the drama unfold?

"You rascal, I never said I was going to help you grow bitter melons!"

"Yes, you're right. You do need a reliable Valkyrie to assist you. Let Seele be your adjutant for now."

"???"

Was she really sold out by Theresa?

The bishop was still thinking about how to trick her lovely students into working for her, but the other party revealed it beforehand. Not bad, it suited her perfectly. This guy wasn't entirely useless, at least when it came to recruiting people.

"host....."

Miss Hei hope wanted to say something more, but the bishop didn't give her the chance at all.

"It's settled then. I've already had the Herrscher of Domination's Soul Steel Doll build a guesthouse near the farm. To boost the local economy, Seele, you and Xia Yuan can stay there temporarily."

"I will follow His Excellency the Bishop's instructions."

Xia Yuan dragged Miss Hei hope out of Theresa's office. He couldn't let such a reliable and capable assistant slip away. From now on, she was his person.

Chapter 728 She wouldn't care about bad guys!

"You rascal, what are you doing... Don't pull so tight, let go! I'll count to three, let me go now, or I'll get rough!"

She shook her head, trying to break free from the other person's arm.

"Miss Hei hope, you're one of my people now. Is this how you talk to your boss?"

"Pah, who's the bad guy working for you!"

"Let go quickly, otherwise if the other Valkyries see this, they might... they might think that we..." Her face flushed slightly, and she stammered, unable to speak. If others saw them, her name might be on the front page of Destiny Tomorrow.

She didn't want to be misunderstood.

Even Miss Kuroki herself didn't realize that her tone sounded like she was flirting with the other person.

Although... although she did have an unclear and ambiguous relationship with the bad guy, it was all a misunderstanding. Who knew that he would mistake her for Bronya's sister?

I can only blame myself for insisting on hiding in Bronya's bed, which backfired and got me caught in the act. These days I've been craving sour snacks, could I really be pregnant?!

"What did you think we were?"

"Hmph, it's nothing. Just let go of me now, or I won't be so polite!"

Anyway, she would never tell this bad guy about this matter, but instead of letting go of her wrist, he went even further and pulled her into his arms. He dared to act so recklessly as soon as he left Theresa's office. She thought he was simply too bold for his liking!

However, faced with the sudden domineering attitude of the bad guy, Miss Kuroki became a soft and docile little lamb, her temperament being worn down.

After being embraced by Xia Yuan...

Even the sounds she made became weaker, so she could only rest her head on the other person's shoulder and let him touch her. However, the last bit of rationality in her heart still prompted her to tiptoe and move Xia Yuan to a secluded corner.

"You rascal, let me make this clear first: although I'm your adjutant now, don't expect me to help you with the farm work."

She had no intention of helping Theresa grow bitter melons on the farm; it was clearly an abuse of public office for private gain.

"Don't worry, Miss Hei hope, once we get to the farm, you won't even have to lift a finger. Just having you by my side cheering me on is enough." He was joking; how could he bear to let her do the farm work for him?

"You rascal, why are you saying such cheesy things..."

Originally proud and aloof, she was now so shy that she couldn't lift her head. Miss Kuroki made up her mind that if the bad guy got tired of farming, she would reluctantly help him out.

Of course it's not because I care about the other person!!!

But... but... the bad guy looks fair-skinned and delicate, and doesn't have the physical attributes of a Valkyrie. It would be troublesome if he fainted in the farmland. In that case, I would have to carry him out and take care of him.

But if the bad guy gets sick, wouldn't I be able to easily control him?

Miss Blackie fantasized about living with the bad guy on a farm where he grew bitter gourds. She would whip the disobedient guy with a small leather whip, and a hundred whips would guarantee the cute little angel Seele.

Before they knew it, the two had arrived at the small villa that the Herrscher of Domination had built around the farm.

The building, decorated in a lush, green, bitter gourd style, and the large, green bed that can comfortably accommodate two people, all exude a vibrant, green vitality. It's no surprise that this is Theresa's preferred style and decor.

But perhaps her sister Bronya didn't like this bright green color.

"Ok?"

With a scream, she was thrown onto the bitter gourd-shaped bed by the bad guy.

"Who am I? Where am I? Why am I here?"

This was Miss Hei hope's reaction after being thrown onto the bed. The slight pain in her bottom made her a little more awake, but before she could argue with Xia Yuan, he was already lying down next to her.

"Wait, you rascal, why are you sleeping next to me? Get up right now!"

Miss Hei hope hurriedly dragged Xia Yuan, who was already fast asleep beside her.

"Stop messing around, let me get some sleep first. I didn't get a proper rest all night." He hadn't slept a wink last night to celebrate Ellie's return, and when he finally fell asleep, he was woken up by Little Paddo's tail.

"It's not like you're a bad guy who likes to stay out all night and fool around, but that's no excuse for you to sleep next to me. Get up right now! There are so many rooms here, why do you have to squeeze into the same room as me!"

"Because this place is closest to me....zzz"

Miss Hei Xi angrily grabbed at the other person, but Xia Yuan simply turned over lazily and continued to sleep soundly. This infuriated Miss Hei Xi. From childhood to adulthood, she was always the one bullying others. Offending her was like kicking a hot plate.

"Hmph, you bad boy, you want to sleep, don't you?"

She's determined not to let the other person sleep tonight, daring to leave her to the side and sleep soundly... Dream on!

Miss Hei hope used all her tricks, first tickling the other person's soles, then sticking her little feet into the other person's mouth, and finally sitting directly on Xia Yuan's lap, swinging the bad guy back and forth like a swing.

Unable to bear it any longer, he finally opened his eyes.

After being tormented like that, he was wide awake, but the pent-up grumpiness he had built up inside him had reached its limit and was about to burst out like lava from a volcano.

At this moment, Miss Hei hope, who was sitting on Xia Yuan's lap, was secretly delighted, completely unaware of the impending crisis.

"Hmph, you rascal, now you know what happens when you go against me? Will you dare to contradict me again?"

She slapped the other person's bottom hard with her little hand to show her authority.

But the next second, Xia Yuan pounced on her and pinned her down, like a hungry tiger hunting its prey. "You bad guy, what do you want to do?!" Her voice was filled with panic, completely unprepared for the other party's violent reaction.

She just patted her butt, why such a big reaction?

Xia Yuan, however, was too grumpy to care about anything else. No matter how much Miss Hei Xi threatened her, she was like a lamb falling into a tiger's den.

The neatly folded bedding was draped over the two of them.

Her vision was completely dark, with only the low breathing of the scoundrel. Her body trembled slightly. Was he going to treat her like that day again? But this time, it wasn't a case of mistaken identity...

Chapter 729 How did she manage to drag Xier into this?!

Miss Kuroki struggled against the bedding, trying to break free from the other person's control.

But the moment her lips were forcibly kissed, she had no strength left to resist; her body became soft and weak.

Even though she was about to experience the same ordeal as her sister Bronya, and was being treated so roughly by those bad guys, why did a faint glimmer of anticipation stir deep within her heart...?

It's as if she herself craves bad guys doing things to her that go beyond friendship, things that are even more outrageous.

Bronya had shown her through her actions in the closet that since she couldn't defy fate, she should enjoy the gifts it brought.

But just as she was beginning to feel a strange sensation deep inside, the other party suddenly stopped, just like how Bronya was playing a game and a bad guy suddenly unplugged the internet cable – so infuriating!

"You rascal, why did you suddenly stop?"

Miss Kuroki's eerie voice came from under the covers, her gradually glazing eyes revealing a hint of dissatisfaction.

Xia Yuan looked at the other party's coy and reluctant expression.

Perhaps this is what it means to say no but your body is honestly yearning for his arrival, yet you just won't continue, leaving Miss Kuroki on her deathbed.

"This is Ms. Kuroki's punishment for disturbing my sleep."