Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

Shake hands with him.

The two looked at each other and smiled.

A smile involuntarily appeared on their lips.

And so, the two most dangerous people met.

With their own thoughts in mind, they reached a consensus on Xia Yuan's matter.

Mmm—Mmm—

At this moment, Xia Yuan, dressed in the Houmu outfit, was lurking in an empty barrel in an alley, completely unaware of what was happening.

In an unknown location in Sky City...

Two women, whose combined power is enough to destroy the world, are secretly plotting, preparing, and about to launch a secret plan against themselves.

Black See is meeting up with Bronya and Seele according to the plan devised by Xia Yuan.

"My other self, have you found Xiaoyuan?"

When Seele saw Black Seele arrive, she asked with concern.

"Hmm... Found him. That poor little guy was right in the center of the mall attack caused by the [Bitter Gourd Juice] created by the organization that was just announced on the broadcast. He's lying peacefully in the hospital now. But don't worry, Seele, he's just unconscious. He's perfectly fine."

Hei hope recited the agreed-upon lines, only adding a few embellishments of her own.

"Oh, that won't do, Bronya-neechan, let's go to the hospital to visit Koyuki..."

Seeing that Xi'er was about to walk towards the hospital, Hei hope panicked.

If Seele goes with Bronya and can't find Xia Yuan in the hospital, wouldn't the plan be exposed?

Hei hope hurriedly stepped in front of the two.

Xia Yuan secretly observed Bronya and Seele in the alley. Seele was heading towards the hospital.

It seems the plan has changed...

Xia Yuan decided to take the initiative and strike before Bronya could even walk into the alley.

Xia Yuan, dressed in the Houmu outfit, was about to jump out of the barrel when he discovered something very important....

My butt... seems to be stuck in the bucket.

"Oh my God, you damn ass, I've fed you all this time, and you're letting me down at this crucial moment. I've wasted all this time raising you. Get out of the bucket now!"

Mmm—Mmm—

Xia Yuan was trying his best to get his little bottom out of the bucket.

Unfortunately, Xia Yuan, dressed in the Houmu outfit, clearly underestimated his own buttocks.

"Ah... why hasn't that bad guy come out of the alley yet? Seele needs to go to the hospital soon."

Just as Hei hope was inwardly blaming Xia Yuan...

Bronya suddenly noticed a pair of strange yellow ears twitching back and forth around the corner not far away.

"That...that's Homu?!"

Bronya, as if discovering a new continent, ignored everything around her.

All I could see were those long, swaying ears.

Before she knew it, Bronya had arrived alone in the alley around the corner.

A Houmu, the same size as Xia Yuan, was seen trying to separate the bucket from its rear end.

"Hoo... Mr. Homu, you... you look like you need help!"

Mmm—Mmm—

"That's a duck's voice?!"

Upon hearing the familiar voice, Xia Yuan quickly turned around to look.

Unexpectedly, Bronya came on her own initiative, but her butt was still stuck in the bucket.

There's no time to hesitate...

"duck...."

Just as Xia Yuan was about to speak... he suddenly stopped.

He is now "Mr. Houmu," not "Mr. Xiayuan," and he cannot let Bronya recognize him.

Furthermore, I cannot use my usual tone of voice... lest Bronya see through my act.

But how does Houmu speak again?

Mum? Meimei? Lala?

But if I say it like this, will Bronya really understand?

never mind.....

It's safer to speak in plain language.

"Cough cough... Oh my goodness, beautiful lady, you've come at just the right time! I desperately need your help. This bucket behind me is worse than tripping over a banana peel thrown by King Houmu!"

Xia Yuan thought that Mr. Houmu speaking in a translated tone was very reasonable.

Of course, strangers should speak the local dialect.

"Hoo, Mr. Hoomu, please hold on, I'm coming to save you!"

Bronya tried to grab Mr. Hoomu's little hand, attempting to pull him out of the bucket.

Although I don't know how Mr. Houmu got stuck in the bucket.

But right now, we need to rescue Mr. Houmu as soon as possible!

“Mr. Houmu, wait for me to count to three, then we’ll push together.”

Mmm—Mmm—

"No problem, beautiful lady, please go ahead, I think my ass can handle it."

Xia Yuan shook his Houmu headgear, indicating that he was mentally prepared.

"3~"

"1~"

Wait, duck... why did you miss a second again!

Chapter 50 Blackie's Sister~

Xia Yuan hadn't had time to make sufficient preparations...

With Bronya's help, he finally managed to pull his butt out of the bucket like a radish.

However, due to the influence of inertia~

In addition, due to Bronya's excessive force, Xia Yuan fell onto Bronya.

"Hmm... what is this soft, squishy texture?"

Mmm—Mmm—

When Xia Yuan held onto the Houmu headgear with both hands and adjusted his viewing angle to see what was in front of him, he realized that he was lying in Bronya's arms.

Xia Yuan quickly stood up and shook his head at Bronya.

He indicated that he really didn't do it on purpose, and that it was all his butt's fault.

"Mr. Houmu, are you alright?"

Bronya stood up from the ground and asked Xia Yuan with concern.

"Oh, right, I'm now an emotionless Houm, not a subordinate suffering from Bronya's persecution."

Thinking of this, Xia Yuan regained his composure from his panic.

"Oh, my King Houmu, you are finally saved! Praise be to you, beautiful lady!"

Having rescued my butt from this horrific barrel hell, I wonder if I may have the honor of knowing your name?

Mmm—

Xia Yuan bowed respectfully to Bronya using a Houmu etiquette he was unfamiliar with.

They were expressing their gratitude.

"Hoo, Mr. Hoomu, I, my name is Bronya!"

Bronya's eyes gleamed.

She had a dream since she was a child: to have a talking Houmu friend.

Now that I'm all grown up, my childhood dream has finally come true.

Perhaps it was excitement...

Or perhaps it was due to excitement and nervousness.

At this moment, Bronya seemed to have rediscovered her lost childhood.

No longer the rational game producer in the workplace, nor the mercenary of yesteryear, nor the hero who once saved Honkai, she is just an ordinary girl who longs for an imaginary friend.

"Oh, you're such a kind person, Ms. Bronya. Thank you for your help. Please don't hesitate to ask if there's anything I can do for you. Mr. Hom will always repay kindness!"

Mmm—

“Hmm, Mr. Hom, you don’t need to do this. It’s Bronya’s duty to help any Hom who needs it! Um, Bronya has a small request. Mr. Hom, could you come with me? I’d like to show you around Sky City.”

Bronya sensed a unique floral fragrance emanating from Mr. Houmu.

It smells very pleasant.

But I feel like I've smelled it somewhere before. Is it just my imagination?

"Oh, of course! It's my honor to have such a beautiful lady as my guide. After all, I just came from the distant Kingdom of Houmu, and this is a good opportunity for me to experience the local culture."

“That’s wonderful, Mr. Houmu, please come with me.”

Mmm—Mmm—

Bronya took Xia Yuan's hand and walked out of the alley.

She's going to show Mr. Houmu around Sky City!

At this moment, Hei hope is trying to persuade hope Er not to go to the hospital.

Just then.

Seele seemed to have seen something and tugged at the hem of Black Seele's clothes.

"Hey, another me, look... Bronya is accompanied by a huge Homura, and this is the first time I've ever seen Bronya smile so happily."

Hei hope was stunned for a moment.

To everyone's surprise, Bronya actually believed this seemingly not-so-bright Hom.

The bad guys' plan actually succeeded?!

"Seele, let me introduce you. This is Mr. Houmu, whom I just met."

Mmm—Mmm—

Xia Yuan, dressed in the Houmu outfit, greeted Seele as a gesture of goodwill.

"Hello, Mr. Houmu, I am Seele, it's a pleasure to meet you."

"Oh~ Miss Seele, the moment I first saw you, I knew you must be a very gentle person, with a pure and flawless heart, just like an angel. No, I must give you a big hug to express my sincere feelings for you."

Mmm—

Xia Yuan opened his arms and hugged Xi'er tightly.

"Hey, Mr. Houmu, you flatter me too much. Seele... is actually not as good as you say."

Seele patted Mr. Houmu's back, somewhat at a loss, but seemed to accidentally touch the tag that Xia Yuan hadn't had time to remove.

But Ms. Kuroki, who was standing to the side, was unhappy.

He exuded a strong aura of jealousy.