Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

As expected of someone who has fused with Honkai Beast genes, it was difficult to restrain the other party with just his hands. In order to prevent the bishop from moving around, he went to great lengths, breaking free of the sack under him and putting his legs on it as well.

The moment the thigh was placed on her, Theresa, who was lying on her side, opened her eyes wide in disbelief.

To prevent her from escaping, he actually clamped her legs around himself! Damn it, is this guy using her as a body pillow?!

If it weren't for the foot massage I just had, which left me feeling weak all over...

Even if there were ten of them combined, she could easily break free, but now, damn it! Did this guy plan this all along? She takes back what she just said; he wasn't sincere at all, and he was a villain!

But gradually, the feeling that spread from her feet to her whole body made her feel very relaxed.

Because she usually works late into the night to handle her official duties, she can't sleep at night and is always sleepy during the day. She can only fall asleep peacefully when she hugs a bitter gourd pillow.

But now, she herself has become someone else's body pillow.

Ugh... She clearly didn't want this to happen. If word got out, where would she put her face in Tianming? But feeling utterly powerless, all she could do was kick the scoundrel pressing down on her back with her little feet.

"Your Excellency, don't kick your legs while you sleep, or you'll kick off the blanket and catch a cold."

Do you think I have a blanket on me right now?

She said through gritted teeth.

"It's alright if you don't have one, Your Excellency. You can use me as a blanket."

Hearing these words, Theresa really wanted to punch someone, but upon closer inspection, the warmth behind her was far warmer and more reassuring than when she was hugging a bitter gourd pillow and covering herself with a blanket... which calmed the restlessness in her heart.

Chapter 657 She still has some charm, at least.

Just like when you normally hug a bitter gourd pillow.

This time, however, the bitter gourd pillow was herself. Theresa subconsciously rubbed her body against it, as if trying to find the feeling of hugging the bitter gourd pillow every day.

"It's actually quite comfortable..."

After a moment—

Just as His Excellency the bishop was getting sleepy and about to drift off to sleep...

The sudden bulge behind her instantly banished her sleepiness. "What, what is this?!" Her face flushed instantly, and she desperately tried to escape, but the other person's hands, which were tightly wrapped around her waist, prevented her from moving.

"You idiot, do you even know what you're doing?!"

This man actually dared to do that to her... Theresa's internal body temperature had already exceeded the limit that an ordinary person could withstand.

"Yes, I know. I'll take a nap with you, Your Excellency the Bishop?"

The anger that had subsided due to drowsiness surged up again. What business is it of yours to take a nap? Is this how you take a nap?! You're even pretending to be ignorant. It seems she has an obligation to educate the other party about the laws of fate.

"Do you know that what you are doing to me now constitutes a crime against a minor?"

"You need to undergo at least five years of reformation in Tianming. It's not too late now, so release me quickly and turn back to the right path as soon as possible. That way, I can still make an exception for you and forgive your current unreasonable behavior."

Theresa offered some words of comfort.

“But Your Excellency, are you also a young girl? You are actually twice my age. If we’re talking about punishment, Theresa, you should set an example and punish yourself first.”

"You bastard, do you want to fight?!"

How can she not be considered a young girl? You really know how to rub salt in the wound.

The bishop's movements in his arms became even more violent than before, which led to a fundamental problem, which could even be summarized as a law: the surface volume of an object always increases as the bishop moves.

"Hey...you, you rascal, hurry up and pull it back in!"

Theresa, lying on her side on the bitter gourd-shaped bed, made incredibly cute sounds, but her words carried a hint of shame and indignation towards Xia Yuan, as if she was trying to use the anger in her tone to cover up her inner shyness.

Even in her 50 years of life, she had never experienced anything like this.

Xia Yuan felt wronged. It was clearly Theresa who kept moving around in his arms that caused it. "Your Excellency, is it possible that it was caused by you moving around? If you stop moving around, it might go away on its own after a while."

"You mean... this is the cause of my trouble!"

If she didn't move, was she supposed to keep her little bottom pressed against the other person the whole time? But the more Theresa thought about it, the more she felt something was off. The fact that the other person was acting this way indirectly proved that he had developed some kind of interest and idea about her.

No wonder she slept in the same sleeping bag as little Greta.

So, he had such a hobby. He had already lured away most of her students, and now he was even after her, the head of the academy, not to be spared. What a scoundrel!

The good news is that at least she is still charming, unlike her colleague Himeko, who has absolutely no luck with the opposite sex.

The bad news is that she is now in extremely dangerous condition.

If this continues, she will become a senior in the family, no, her seniority may be on par with Mei and Bronya.

"Ugh... what to do, what to do."

In this situation, one should neither use harsh words to provoke the other party to go further, nor should one remain inactive and do nothing.

Her limp body and rapidly rising body temperature made her consciousness feel as if it were submerged in a thick, green bitter melon sap. It was her favorite bitter melon juice, but there was just too much of it. If this continued, she would be overwhelmed by it!

Theresa's eyes started rolling around, as if her little brain couldn't keep up and her central processing system had been overheated.

"Your Majesty Bishop, Your Majesty Bishop?"

After a while, because Theresa stopped moving around, the swelling gradually subsided.

But wasn't the other person sleeping too soundly? Seeing that His Holiness the bishop hadn't moved for a long time, Xia Yuan released his hands from the other person's waist, immediately moved Judas, who was standing in front of the bed, aside, and then carefully checked Theresa's condition.

"It's so hot! Has Your Excellency overexerted your little brain?"

Even though so many years have passed, Judas hasn't exceeded his limits yet, but I'm the one who's overloaded first. This can't go on. I need to find something to help Theresa cool down. Fortunately, she has prepared a lot of ice in the spaceship so that she can drink chilled bitter melon juice often.

After about half an hour of work, the other person's body temperature finally started to drop.

"Looking at it this way, His Holiness the Bishop is quite cute when he's not angry and is quietly lying in bed..." Xia Yuan quietly watched the other's sleeping face by the bedside and gently placed a damp towel on the other's forehead.

After working for most of the day, he seemed to have lost all sleepiness.

The bishop had promised to take a nap with him, but the other person lay down on the bed and fell fast asleep. When he got back, he would have to make the other person make amends, for example, by discussing the acquisition of the Principle Studio again.

It sounds enviable that when the boss can't afford to pay salaries, employees take on side jobs to earn extra money to supplement their income.

But if I were that employee, I wouldn't feel envious...

He hadn't even settled accounts with Bronya for betraying him, since she had reached some kind of agreement with Theresa in private and had deliberately sent Mei away.

To prevent Mei from seeking revenge later, the other party will definitely return to Schicksal headquarters with Theresa on the spaceship.

This means that...

Bronya must be on this spaceship too.

Having temporarily shaken off his drowsiness, Xia Yuan strode to the metal door and, on a whim, placed his hand on the metal sensor.

Authentication failed.

As expected, it was just as His Holiness the bishop had said.

He couldn't step out of the room, but how could that stop him? Since he couldn't, then... he would have to trouble the captain of this spaceship—the bishop herself.

Authentication failed.

"Huh? Still authentication failed?"

No, he's already turned Theresa around, so why is it still failing to unlock?

Chapter 658 Miss Kuroki's Fate

Isn't this the bishop's room?

Does it mean that His Holiness the Bishop must wake up in person, or that authorization can only be granted from outside? Is this also part of your plan, Theresa? You've gone to such lengths to restrict his movement.

You can't expect it to turn on automatically just by tapping it, can you?

[Certification successful, hatch now open]

"It really opened like that?!"

This must be a blessing from Aponia's mother. When he gets back, he must visit her with a proper gift.

Xia Yuan poked his head out of the room.

Good, everything is normal in the passage, no traps. It's time to go out and teach Bronya a lesson.

Making mistakes comes at a price. He carried the bishop back to the bitter gourd bed, carefully applied a towel to his wound, and then stormed out of the room, determined to get justice from Bronya.

This time, I won't feed him the green wriggling snake; it's time to feed him...

at the same time--

Inside the control room of the bridge, two furtive figures were fiddling with something at the console.

"Hey little imp, what's the point of having all these buttons on the device?"

Miss Spring Fairy, who lives on the beach and often soaks in spring water, had no idea what these buttons were for, so she randomly pressed one of them.

[The hatch is opening—]

"Hey, little imp, what does it mean that the screen says the hatch is open? We've been infiltrating here for most of the day, and we haven't even seen a human. Where did that short, bitter-gour bishop hide the humans?!"

"Ah Quan, don't be anxious... I'm looking for this, aren't I?"

Fairy Ellie continued to soothe the other's emotions, adding, "No matter where Xia Yuan is, he will eventually be taken to the Fate Headquarters. We just need to hide and wait quietly."

Compared to the Spring Fairy's anxiety, Airi appeared much calmer.

Just now, her fairy magic collecting device successfully accumulated a few more drops. Although the quantity could not compare with the previous amount, it was enough to show that Xia Yuan's situation was not something she needed to worry about at all, and she was even working hard to accumulate magic energy for her.

Tread-tap-

A sudden sound of footsteps came from outside the door, which was caught by the fairy Ellie's clever little ears.

"Ah Quan, someone's coming in! Quickly open the Imaginary Space!" Little Ellie urged softly. It was precisely because they could hide in the Imaginary Space anytime, anywhere that the two of them hadn't been caught on the spot by Bronya, who was on patrol.

"Okay, okay, stop rushing me."

Having erased their traces, Miss Spring Fairy and Fairy Airi quickly disappeared into the imaginary space around them, as if they had never been there at all.

Captain on the bridge

"Hmm? Did you just see two dark figures flash by?"

Miss Heixi returned to the spaceship's control room through the passageway. Since she couldn't sleep anyway, and having recently seen Bronya patrolling alone, she decided to help Bronya with her work.

That way, when Seele hears that she helped Bronya when she gets back, she'll definitely praise her.

"Could it be that they just came to the control room? Hmph, let me see where those two sneaky guys are hiding." Miss Hei hope went to the control panel and retrieved the monitoring records inside the spaceship.

"Wait, what's this?!"

She quickly pressed the pause button. The screen showed Xia Yuan's back as he walked through the passage. She hadn't found the armed doll or the Spring Spirit, but instead found the bad guy first. Where was he going?

"Ai-chan No. 3, help analyze the bad guy's route and calculate his destination."

This is the artificial intelligence mounted on the Moon Throne. I don't know why Theresa used such a cabbage head to represent the artificial intelligence, but at least Cabbage Ai-chan is better than Bitter Gourd Ai-chan.

[Ai-chan is currently working hard on the calculations—]

【Boss~ Ai-chan has already calculated it. Based on the other party's route, there's a 99% chance they'll stop here.】

The screen displayed a picture of the destination.

"This is Bronya's room? What's that bastard doing going to her room at this hour? Doesn't he know that Bronya is patrolling the spaceship right now and isn't in her room at all?"

Wait, doesn't that mean she can go to Bronya's room first?

How could she possibly miss such a good opportunity for revenge? She would seize the initiative and give the bad guy a big scare in Bronya's room! Just imagining his panicked reaction would be hilarious.

Without hesitation, Miss Hei hope immediately took action.

The hatch opened.

Bronya's room was pitch black, giving it a deep and mysterious feel.

Great, the room is empty, which means she arrived here before the bad guy. This is exactly the kind of pitch-black atmosphere she wanted. With the curtains drawn, there's not a ray of light.

Even she would feel a chill and unease if she stayed in such a room for too long, let alone a bad guy. So she hid in Bronya's bed, waiting for the other person to knock on the door and give them a good scare.

Miss Blackie hid in Bronya's bed, waiting for her chance to strike.

Meanwhile, Xia Yuan had already arrived outside the room. "There's a Houmu ornament that Bronya loves most in front of the door. Looks like I didn't go to the wrong place. It's time to make Yaya pay the price."

dong dong dong-

"Yaya, open the door quickly, your subordinate has something to discuss with you in person."

He waited outside the door for a long time, but there was no sound from inside the room. "Strange, could it be that Bronya, like His Holiness the Bishop, is taking a nap in bed?"