Honkai Impact 3rd, Paradise Typewriter isn't for making this kind of game.

"According to historical records, the previous game ended in a draw."

"A draw? Impossible. Although my game partner is very good when she plays seriously, that's only in normal games. You know, Bronya has already cheated. Who can tie with a player who has the highest privileges in the game?"

"Then Kiana, you'll have to ask Bronya herself. She seems to be showing signs of waking up."

Prometheus pointed to the figure lying on the armchair.

Bronya groggily opened her eyes. At the last moment, she seemed unable to withstand the onslaught of her foolish subordinates. Just as she was on the verge of collapse, a sudden pop-up from the game system brought her back to reality.

Please take two days off.

Please do not take orlistat capsules (a weight loss drug) with enzyme plums.

I spent the whole day in the toilet, and my legs are sore.

Please be aware.

Oh no, I'm feeling it again. Σ(っ°Д °;)っ

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Chapter 614 You are not allowed to leave the room!

Network interruption

[Connection error, logging you out of the game.]

Upon returning, Bronya instinctively touched her lower abdomen, finding no sign of bulge, and there were no of those little snake-like creatures controlled by her foolish subordinates around.

Although the current situation is not yet fully understood, there is no doubt that... she, the brave warrior Bu Langya, has returned safely.

However, some physical feedback from the game itself still remains.

She could feel a sticky, slippery, indescribable sensation in her lower abdomen. It seems that the in-game body feedback module is still too realistic. When the game is officially released, the body feedback will be adjusted to the lowest level.

100% simulation accuracy is just too much...

Bronya pursed her lips; she didn't want to relive that experience from the game.

She may be playing games, but she hasn't forgotten her business.

Now that she was free, a surge of anger welled up within Bronya. Since she was back, there was no need to keep that incompetent subordinate anymore…

Her knuckles cracked, as if she were ready to give her stupid subordinate a good beating.

[Brave Wolf Fang] has logged off. Now in the room is [Boxing Referee Brownie]. Oh my god, our referee is warming up before the match, while our contestant Xia Yuan is... on the run!

"Huh? Where's that idiot subordinate?!"

Bronya looked around the room furiously, searching for Xia Yuan's figure.

Before she could even find her foolish subordinate, Kiana, with her hands behind her back and a fawning smile on her face, approached Bronya and blocked her view. "Um... Bronya, you're awake! Can you tell me what happened in the game?"

Qi Bao lowered her voice, like a shy young girl.

For her gaming partners and future, she's even willing to risk her reputation.

"Idiot Kiana, don't get in my way."

Bronya, however, was not buying it and decisively pushed Qibao, who had come close to her, aside.

She's busy settling scores with her idiot subordinate and has no time to chat with another idiot. Besides, she'd rather keep things inside the game to herself than tell Kiana.

But after scanning the room, she still couldn't find her stupid subordinate.

"Heh, feeling guilty, huh? You want to run away after playing the game and then do nothing? There's no such thing as a free lunch. The lunar base is only so big. Let's see where your stupid subordinate can run to!"

Bronya stood up nimbly from the recliner. If conditions allowed, she could even cosplay as "Dawn of the Silver Wolf" from her mercenary days, fully armed, to hunt down her target—Xia Yuan.

But just as Bronya pushed open the door and was about to leave, Kiana grabbed her from behind.

"Huh? You idiot Kiana, I don't have time to mess around with you right now. Let go of my hand."

But Qi Bao behind him remained silent.

Bronya glanced at the other person's nervous expression and quickly realized what was going on.

Ha, it seems that the idiot subordinate instructed another idiot in advance to stop her after she woke up. I wonder what kind of benefits the idiot subordinate gave Kiana to make this idiot work so hard.

"Idiot Kiana, let go right now, or I'll..."

As a former friend, Bronya quickly poked several spots on Kiana's body with her fingertips. Every spot she touched was a tickle point for the silly Kiana; she knew Kiana too well.

"Hahahaha..."

As expected, Kiana kept laughing, but to her surprise, the other person's small hand was still holding her tightly.

"Idiot Kiana, if you don't want to suffer anymore, let go of my hand now."

"Mmm...No, I won't let go!"

No matter how Bronya tried to persuade him, the other person refused to let go and even clung to her leg even more tightly. For a moment, she was at a loss with this idiot.

Even so, it didn't change her determination to find incompetent subordinates.

Kiana could hug her if she wanted; she didn't mind having another accessory on her lap. But just as Bronya was about to drag Kiana step by step to the door of the room, she fell silent when she saw the barrier covering the outside of the room.

"Idiot Kiana, quickly remove the barrier."

"I don't understand!"

Kiana shook her head. In order to keep Bronya inside the room, she even used the power of the End. As long as the other party couldn't get out, that was fine.

But this became far too complicated for Bronya.

She had no idea how much hypnotic drug and bitter melon juice her foolish subordinate had given Kiana to make her go to such lengths to stop her. The final barrier was something she couldn't possibly analyze without her Herrscher core.

"That idiot Kiana, how long are you going to keep us locked in this room? You can't expect us to stay here forever without food or water, can you?"

Qi Bao, who was clinging tightly to his leg, was stunned. Xia Yuan hadn't told her about this...

He only told Bronya and Seele not to go out, but never said when they would return. And they left in such a hurry that he didn't have time to ask.

"Ahem, well, the barrier will be lifted whenever my game partner returns. As for the meal, Bronya, you don't need to worry at all. I can open a passage in the barrier so that Prometheus can go out and prepare it."

Qi Bao, without any psychological burden, was exploiting the artificial intelligence.

Prometheus's eyes revealed a hint of disdain in response; over the past two weeks, Kiana's antics had made her increasingly human-like.

stare--

Under the expressionless gaze of Bronya and Prometheus, Qi Bao felt guilty and dared not meet their eyes.

She finally understood. This idiot hanging on her lap hadn't even asked when his idiot subordinate would be back. Did he expect his idiot subordinate, who had fled to escape punishment, to come back and admit his mistakes? Ha, the probability of that was even smaller than the possibility of the idiot Kiana manipulating the moon to crash into the earth.

While Bronya was troubled, Miss Kuroshi, who had just woken up, did not have the same worries.

As if entering a state of post-coital meditation, Miss Kuroki woke up with her head bowed, appearing utterly devoid of desire. (Bronya's sister...)

Chapter 615 She's a thrifty and capable little devil.

The argument between Bronya and Kiana couldn't sway her in the slightest.

"Nothing matters anymore..."

Miss Hei hope has completely lost the will to take revenge and just wants to find a quiet corner to squat down.

She couldn't afford to mess with the bad guy, but she could hide from him in a corner. Meanwhile, in the warm little nest where the cute fairy and her caretaker temporarily lived in the lunar base, the fairy Ellie was staring intently at the heart-shaped device in her hand, which was dripping water droplets like an hourglass.

If things continue at this pace...

Before long, she will be able to truly accompany Xia Yuan as Miss Pink Fairy.

For the past two weeks, her zookeeper had been working so hard to awaken the pink fairy. It turned out that she had been misunderstanding her all along. Her zookeeper was wonderful, and she would have to reward her hardworking and capable zookeeper properly when the fairy returned.

"Hmm... what should I reward him with?"

"How about a heartfelt kiss from Miss Pink Fairy?"

Fairy Airi practiced her flying kiss gestures and movements in the air, but a series of hurried footsteps outside the door interrupted her practice.

Snapped--

Her keeper looked panicked, pushed open the door, and locked it as quickly as possible, as if something unclean was chasing him.

"We finally escaped."

Once Xia Yuan confirmed that he was temporarily safe, he breathed a sigh of relief and leaned against the door of the room, panting heavily, like a snake that had become limp after a great battle.

"Luckily... luckily I got away quickly. I hope Qibao can stop Bronya."

His future was entirely in the other party's hands.

"Xia Yuan?! Why did you come back from Kiana's room so quickly today? Aren't you going to play games with her? Is it because you miss the cute fairy? I knew you couldn't bear to leave your adorable fairy at home~~~~"

Fairy Alice threw herself into Xia Yuan's arms, rubbing her soft little face against him.

"Ai, Ai Li...you, you don't bump my stomach with your head, I can't breathe! And hurry, hurry up and get the Paradise Typewriter out, let's go to a safe place to hide for a while."

"Xia Yuan, what do you want to do with the typewriter?"

Her keeper's words immediately alerted the fairy Ellie, who pulled her little head out from in front of Xia Yuan's navel.

He looked up at the other person, his expression full of vigilance.

This is a crucial time to awaken the Pink Fairy, and any squandering of fairy magic energy is seen as wasteful behavior by her.

"I'll meet an old acquaintance, hide away for a while, and pick someone up from the past on the way." Xia Yuan didn't hide anything from the fairy Ai Li, but sincerely expressed his thoughts.

"?!"

"Great! I was just about to praise Xia Yuan!"

"As soon as you entered the room, before you even had a chance to warm your backside, you reached out to the pink fairy lady for money. I'm responsible for being thrifty and managing the household, while you're out there spending money recklessly. All the fairy magic energy I've painstakingly accumulated these past few days is going to be squandered by you, Xia Yuan!"

Fairy Airi wiped her teary eyes, constantly complaining about the other person's wasteful behavior.

It felt like I had encountered a heartless and ungrateful man.

"You, you big bad guy!"

The fairy Airi directly criticized the other person's wasteful behavior, saying it wasn't easy for her to accumulate energy...

Xia Yuan, the zookeeper, couldn't sit still any longer; he had to have a serious talk with the pink ball of flesh in front of him.

"What do you mean by asking Aili for money? I've been working for Bronya all along, and all the money I earned has been used to support you, Aili. And that so-called fairy magic energy, wasn't it all accumulated by me?"

"What's more, Ellie, you've been lying in bed these past few days and haven't moved an inch. You haven't done a single thing. I have to feed you and wash your clothes. You've gotten so fat that you're almost a ball of fur. I'm afraid you can't even do a sit-up."

The adorable fairy stared wide-eyed in disbelief.

"Well, Xia Yuan, you've grown wings now, huh? You've even learned to talk back to Miss Pink Fairy, haven't you? And who else says I can't even do a sit-up?!"

Ellie was furious, puffing out her chubby little face. Her zookeeper was about to rebel.

"Then, Ellie, go ahead and do it. If you can do it, I promise I won't covet those fairy magical energies again." Xia Yuan just quietly gazed at the pink pig lying on his stomach.

Fairy Airi raised her leg.

Fairy Airi raised her little hand.

[Fairy Airi is using all her strength, but Fairy Airi has chosen to lie down.....]

Sorry, we couldn't satisfy the zookeeper.

"Ahem, Xia Yuan~ This adorable fairy suddenly realizes that awakening the pink fairy isn't such a particularly important thing. Money should be spent when necessary, and the same goes for fairy magic energy. Let's forget about those unpleasant topics from earlier and create a bright future together, okay?"

The fairy Ellie, who couldn't even do a sit-up, chose to lose her memory.

There's nothing we can do. It's the pink fairy who can't gain weight, what does it have to do with her being a cute fairy? It's just that Mei's cooking is so delicious, that's why she's so eager to wake up the pink fairy and turn her back to her original form, so that she can never gain weight again.

Seeing that their keeper had not spoken for a long time.

Fairy Ellie had no choice but to endure the other party's almost piercing yet slightly disdainful gaze and conjure up the Paradise Typewriter with her magic wand.

"Go find Aquan, the location of the Spring Spirit."

After seeing the typewriter appear out of the fairy Ellie's hands as if by magic, Xia Yuan pondered for a moment before speaking.

"Alright, cute fairy received, coordinates established, Paradise Typewriter, start!"

It was accompanied by a bumpy feeling, like driving on an uneven mountain road.

The scene before him had changed dramatically. He was greeted by towering trees, as if he had entered a primeval jungle. He had suddenly been transported from a high-tech room to a tropical forest, and Xia Yuan couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable.

But something seems a little off.

"Ellie, how did we end up in the forest? I remember Quan lived in the hot springs, didn't she?"